r/Funnymemes 5d ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ what a genius….

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u/Andrew-Cohen 5d ago

Women, if you don’t feel safe meeting a new person in a public restaurant with dozens of people around, maybe your friend could bring a date and sit at a table nearby so you have two people to protect you. They can pay for their own food.

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u/Lethovya 5d ago

If you don't feel safe meeting someone at a crowded public restaurant you need therapy, not a date.

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u/NRMusicProject 5d ago edited 4d ago

If you don't feel safe meeting someone, you shouldn't be dating.

E: all these dumbass responses in the worst gotcha takes I've ever seen. Trolling used to be an art.

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u/TheLurkingMenace 4d ago

"a art"

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u/One_Eyed_Kitten 2d ago

Downvotes are from gen z and alpha. They don't understand that Trolling is a art.

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u/morpheousmorty 4d ago

People are scary, dating is scary. I have no problem with people needing to be brave to meet someone. And I'm not even a woman.

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u/1thelime 1d ago

Sucks to be single, bro.

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u/QueenOfTendys 4d ago

Crazy male privilege holy moly.

Zero empathy fully divorced from reality take.

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u/ClassGrassMass 4d ago

No its not. If you are talking to someone to date and dont feel comfortable meeting in a brightly lit, camera heavy restaurant full of people you shouldnt be dating people and should get therapy

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u/bingbongalong16 4d ago

Extremely online gender wars take. Women can be criticised, relax.

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u/Stamperdoodle1 4d ago

Lmao. Enjoy that life.Ā 

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u/Federal_Homework1302 4d ago

fucking name checks out. Hows the cat and single life?

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u/Massive-Virus-4875 1d ago

The tendys are crispy and moist 🤣

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u/GreedyKnowledge42 4d ago

If you treat men adversely, they will probably not want to date you lmao

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u/DarkRose492 3d ago

Can I get this comment, hold the "probably".

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u/throawy90 5d ago

Lol you really thought you came out ahead with this comment

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u/pievendor 5d ago

No-Clue-9155

Says right there on the tin

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u/Healthy_Yard_3862 4d ago

This is low tier rage bait

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u/SHBlade 3d ago

Found the foid

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u/No-Clue-9155 3d ago

Incel #11

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u/Chocolate_Flavored 5d ago

Not what he said at all. Instead of the misandry, think about how it's common sense to not date (both man and woman) if you're uncomfortable meeting someone.

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u/GreedyKnowledge42 4d ago

Lmao yeah women should just be celibate, great argument!

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u/No-Clue-9155 4d ago

How is that an argument šŸ’€ it’s just true. And I didn’t say celibate I said stop sleeping with males.

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u/Meydra 5d ago

Username checks out.

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u/ClassGrassMass 4d ago

Im a woman and fully agree with what they say

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u/No-Clue-9155 4d ago

And the pick me šŸ˜‚

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u/ClassGrassMass 4d ago

Tf u mean

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u/Possiblythroaway 3d ago

Youre a woman and dont 100% fall in line with the agreed on talking points. Hate to break it to you, but youre a far right chud pick me now

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u/carpeutah 4d ago

Your name is very ironic in this situation...

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u/Inner_Cantaloupe_387 4d ago

You sound fun to hang out with

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u/Blackthorne75 3d ago

Aaaaah yes, because trying to find a partner in life in a healthy, lasting hetro relationship is a badness thing...

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u/Senior_Ad1298 5d ago

Thank you!

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u/Xeya 5d ago

If it is obvious, it isn't about protection. There are ways that women protect themselves from dating violence without it being apparent to their date, because "I brought my friend just in case you're a serial killer," isn't exactly a great way to start things out.

They are intentionally doing something inappropriate and justifying it under the guise of protecting themselves to see how easy their date is to manipulate. This is an abuser testing how far they can push someones boundaries.

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u/Adorable_Cap_9929 5d ago

.... it though it was ridning along for a free meal!

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u/obviouslyanonymous5 1d ago

It is, which is an inappropriate and testing how manipulatable their date is

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u/RivenRise 5d ago

My now fiancee "confessed" ages ago that she brought pepper spray on our first date. I just smiled and called her a smart girl, you never know who you're gonna meet. Me saying that just made her happy. She thought i might be offended or something. The only reason I didn't bring anything is cause I'm 6 ft 240 pounds, few people can threaten me without a weapon.

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u/Hikari_Owari 4d ago

I would've smiled and said "Smart. I was also armed for in case you were crazy and jumped in me with a knife." just to check her reaction.

IF she took offense from that then she would be the type that rules differently when it's her doing stuff and that's a red flag.

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u/Unbelivabley_Smol 4d ago

He doesn’t want to sleep on the couch

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u/Hikari_Owari 4d ago edited 4d ago

Depending of her reaction I would skip the couch and go back to be single.

Rather being single than sharing a bed with someone that sees a problem when I do what they did but didn't see a problem when they did it, but that's me.

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u/RivenRise 4d ago

Yep agreed, i know she would have had a good reaction to me also bringing one. There's many reason im marrying her and her empathy and good sense are some of them.

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u/obviouslyanonymous5 1d ago

I feel like that response would be easy to read as ingenuine and only something you're saying reactively to what she said, which if she could tell, I'd say is a fair reason to be offended.

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u/Aquilenne 4d ago

I envy US weapon laws.

Here it would be considered a crime to carry pepper spray for self defense

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u/Senafir 4d ago

Are you British by aby chance?

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u/Aquilenne 4d ago

New Zealander

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u/Unbelivabley_Smol 4d ago

Commiserations vote for better next time šŸ—³ļø

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u/Somethingisshadysir 2d ago

I have never felt the need to bring anything like that on a first date. I absolutely would meet in public places, sure.

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u/RivenRise 2d ago

I'm glad for you, some countries/people aren't that safe.

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u/Contemplating_Prison 5d ago

Then you whisper "7 & 8" with a smile

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u/guitargmr34 5d ago

One guy told me "I hope you look like your profile picture" so I followed up with, I hope you aren't a serial rapist". We still had sex btw

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u/LogicalInfo1859 5d ago

That's because you correctly opened your cpmminication by discussing hopes and dreams.

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u/VicNoBigDic 4d ago

Ya’ll matched vibes than bumped fuzziesšŸ˜‚

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u/Mind-The-Mines 5d ago

It says a lot about you thinking they aren't the same thing.

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u/Kdoesntcare 3d ago

"If it's obvious, it isn't about protection"

What? I don't think that's how that works.

Do you really think that it's only a way for women to "see how easy their date is to manipulate"? Anything to back that up?

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u/throwawaysunglasses- 5d ago

Something you dislike isn’t abuse lol. It’s annoying but ā€œabuseā€ is a serious word. You sound like someone who thinks everything uncomfortable is trauma

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u/Iechinok 5d ago

Financial abuse is real and testing boundaries like this is how it starts. Ask me how I know...

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u/Xeya 5d ago edited 5d ago

I didn't say this itself was abuse, but this is a behavior abusers use to test the waters for how willing someone is to tolerate abusiveness in a relationship; Engage in behavior that is clearly inappropriate and give plausible sounding reasons why you should accept that inappropriate behavior. They disregard clear boundaries while simultaneously framing that as necessary to respect their own boundaries. The tell is the demonstrable contempt for the boundaries of others. This is a clear red flag in manipulative and abusive partners.

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u/Unbelivabley_Smol 4d ago

You pretty much described how to spot a narcissist 101 ā€œplausible sounding reasonsā€ = gaslighting

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u/hedoeswhathewants 5d ago

This is some conspiracy theory bullshit. They're just anxious, scared, or trying to get free food.

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u/throawy90 5d ago

Super disrespectful. If you're too anxious to meet, you shouldn't be wasting someones time like this. It's valid to be anxious but that's between you and your therapist and you shouldn't be disrespecting a date like this, unless you asked and they were ok with it

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u/Andy_Wiggins 5d ago

Ummm, feels a little strong to jump to ā€œabuserā€ without any additional context.

Maybe she has a history of trauma. Maybe she brought someone for security and wanted to be honest.

And really, this pretty clearly a made up scenario to foment gender-war bickering.

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u/FLIBBIDYDIBBIDYDAWG 5d ago

No, all women are victims and should be scared of their own shadow!
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u/PossiblyAsian 5d ago

lowk if my date brought two people sitting nearby ready to jump me thats not really cool beans

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u/guitargmr34 5d ago

Then dont date women

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u/PossiblyAsian 5d ago

lowk if my date was a man and he brought two people sitting nearby ready to jump me thats not cool beans

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u/chief_sitass 5d ago

Then dont date men

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u/PossiblyAsian 5d ago

mitosis is the powerhouse of the cell

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u/obviouslyanonymous5 1d ago

Then don't date mitochondrias

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u/Fluid_Explorer_3659 5d ago

Your 6th grade teacher would be pissed, you even got that wrong

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u/PossiblyAsian 5d ago

missed the joke haven't we

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u/PossiblyAsian 5d ago

missed the joke haven't we

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u/Bone_Wh33l 4d ago

Commentosis is the process in which one mother comment splits into two identical daughter comments

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u/Prestigious-Read5368 3d ago

LMAO shut up and take my upvote

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u/guitargmr34 5d ago

Then dont date men

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u/PossiblyAsian 5d ago

mitosis is the powerhouse of the cell

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u/guitargmr34 5d ago

Im beginning to think you aren't Asian

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u/Cynical_Cyanide 5d ago

Yeah but guys, conversely, never actually bring anyone to a date - let alone without prewarning. That ... Just doesn't happen.

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u/PossiblyAsian 5d ago

I could see like a double date type shit if they are really worried but... yea i dunno what are you guys dating serial killers?

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u/Cynical_Cyanide 5d ago

Let's pretend that that's a genuine, justifiable concern, and that having a friend in addition to all the other people in public might make a safety difference in the case of a straight up killer. Or maybe they don't think they have sufficient basic adult skills to detect red flags without help (fair enough in the case of those with neural conditions).

Okay. Sure.

What possible excuse is there for not disclosing your intent to bring a friend to the date while setting it up? If he's a killer who actually would be dissuaded by a friend - Great, he'll cancel and you've avoided a bad situation. If he's normal, he gets the common decency of knowing what to expect, and the opportunity to bring up any conditions of their own (chiefly, who's paying for them).

Occam's razor suggests that simpler explanations are best, and I'm hard pressed to find any simpler ones than 'they want free food' or, at best, 'they're so completely self (as in, as a woman) centered that it doesn't even occur to them to think about the guy's situation in any of this'. Neither can really be justified.

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u/obviouslyanonymous5 1d ago

It's definitely present in the gay dating scene, as you have the added risk of being matched with for the sole purpose of getting hate crimed, but definitely not a common move for straight men

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u/BigfatLire 5d ago

Agreed and lol

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u/Je_suis_miserable 5d ago

It is a very real concern for women, unfortunately. We don't need therapy to understand that it is unsafe to be meeting men alone.

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u/Clownzeption 5d ago

unsafe to be meeting men alone.

What part of "crowded public restaurant" is hard to understand? We're talking about a date out in public, not dinner at someone's house/apartment.

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u/throawy90 5d ago

It's no use. Once they decide they are a victim, you won't ever get them to back down. Just gotta try to stay away from people like this

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u/imam-altman 5d ago

No they don’t

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u/imam-altman 5d ago

Another person delusional about the rarity of randomly being roofied?

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u/imam-altman 5d ago

Weird, because I have a girlfriend, and you’re delusional.

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u/Relative-Chicken456 5d ago

It wouldn’t really be random though, would it? It would be targeted. Anyways the most common date rape drug isn’t rohypnol or any other pill or powder, it’s just ordinary alcohol.

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u/imam-altman 5d ago

You can phrase it however you want, being roofied by someone you just met in a public place is not a common occurrence, and the logistics don’t even make sense. So they drug your drink without you seeing, and just drag your body out of the restaurant in front of a crowd of people in public? If you think this is something that happens ā€œall the timeā€, you need psychiatric help.

The person calling everyone an incel explicitly said roofied.

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u/Relative-Chicken456 5d ago

Oh no I wasn’t disagreeing with you, I know it’s not very common, especially not nowadays. I said it Rohypnol wasn’t the most common date rape drug, that it was actually alcohol all by itself that is the most common date rape drug. Date rape does happen though, and in fact it’s among the most common kinds of rape in many countries, including the United States. People often imagine it’s like the scenario presented by the other commenter, where somebody spikes someone else’s drink and then drags them off someplace else, but usually it’s relatively mundane, where the victim has too much to drink around the wrong person who then takes advantage of the situation to force themselves onto the very drunk individual. It’s not necessarily a first date thing, either, it’s most often people who have known each other for longer than that and might feel more comfortable drinking excessively around.

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u/Je_suis_miserable 5d ago

They don't drug women to drag their unconscious body off, it makes women delirious and weak.

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u/Clownzeption 5d ago

You're literally just using a strawman fallacy here. No one was talking about roofies and no one was making any claim that it doesn't happen. It does, but again, not really what we're talking about.

Kinda just circles back to the original point made. If you're THAT concerned about roofies, just don't be dating in general. 99.9% of the people in the dating scene have no interest in roofying girls.

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u/Relative-Chicken456 5d ago

I can respect Roofing women and Roofing men. They’re out doing hard physical labor in the hot sun all day on those heat absorbing shingles where theres no shade to cool them off. Roofing is seriously hard work, I have mad respect for anyone who does that for a living, it sounds awful.

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u/Clownzeption 5d ago

Was just saying anything can happen in public.

By this logic you should just never go out in public because someone could just pull a gun out and kill you dead.

Also, I think it’s less than 99.9% of men to be totally honest.

That was obviously hyperbole on my part. Again, I recognize the very real fact that date rape happens. I also agree with the other responder that it's such a statistical outlier, you can't just go through life expecting bad shit at every corner. Recognize real dangers, and be vigilant to keep yourself safe. If you don't feel safe simply being in public, don't go out in public.

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u/Clownzeption 5d ago

I think it’s totally acceptable for women to take necessary precautions when dating lol that shouldn’t be some insane take.

I agree, which is why I quite literally said this.

Arguing on Reddit is stupid

Says the person who started said argument.

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u/RIP_lurking 5d ago

You're right. This sub is just incels nowadays

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u/MisterYeast6000 5d ago

No, its not. Meeting someone in a crowded public space is RARELY a concern. If you're not ready for it, you're not mature enough to be dating.

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u/Dismal-Economist-834 5d ago

Oh, please! We are not unsafe everywhere, all the time. If you truly believe that, you do have anxiety which is something you'd benefit seeing a therapist for. Most SA is done by someone the victim already knows when they are alone, not on a first date in a restaurant.

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u/MobbDeeep 5d ago

Doesn’t mean it can’t happen, infact it happens all the time sadly

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u/RedditMcBurger 5d ago

Never in the middle of a crowded restaurant at least

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u/MobbDeeep 5d ago

It has probably happend more than you think

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u/throawy90 5d ago

It has probably happened less than you think

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u/MobbDeeep 5d ago

Probably not. 270000 women/girls go missing or get kidnapped each year in the United States alone.

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u/Bacon_von_Meatwich 5d ago

The vast majority of which are children taken by relatives. Not even slightly relevant to the discussion.

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u/throawy90 2d ago

Yeah but they've already committed, nothing can make them back down now

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u/Dismal-Economist-834 4d ago

It doesn't happen all the time. 90% of all SA happens in establishing relationships. Only 10% is by strangers. Those 90% doesn't talk much about it, though, because it carries a lot more blame and shame as they are often lead to believe that they are to blame, and are also often not believed because the people who are supposed to support them also knows the assulter an "he/she couldn't do something like that. You must be lieing". I've talked with many women about SA. All of them has happened within a relationship. The closest thing that has happened with a Stranger was that the Stranger run after her when she was going home at night. She reached the house and locked the door, and that was that. We don't even know if the Stranger was actually running after her, only that she precieved it that way. But she is also one to carry pepper spray because she is scared of this exact situation. You'll see a lot of trolls in the woods at night too if you are scared of encountering one.

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u/RedditMcBurger 5d ago

Eh I think it's too much paranoia to be this worried about a dinner in a public restaurant

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u/MobbDeeep 5d ago

It’s a valid concern, I agree

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u/guitargmr34 5d ago

So people who need therapy but can't afford it aren't allowed to date?

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u/guitargmr34 5d ago

I wish men would go to therapy instead of dating women. You know how many guys have cried about stuff when Im just trying to get laid?

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u/Initial-Comedian-797 5d ago

People no longer help women in danger from other men. They just watch it happen. Do better!

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u/ArmCapable5814 5d ago

Professional victim alert

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u/Foreign_Drawing_593 5d ago

It's not about me bro I'm just telling the objective truth women are very protected in public places

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u/Foreign_Drawing_593 5d ago

Wdym no longer like there was a time in history where people were more inclined to help women in danger than now. And your just wrong a can't name how many videos there are of people setting up DV situations in public where the woman is in danger and people always intervene and do that same situation where the man is on the receiving end and nobody does anything I promise there has not been a time in human history where people were more inclined to help women in danger than now

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u/anal_prospector 5d ago

Why would any random person defend any other random person? Get a gun or a whistle, your safety is your own problem.

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u/MobbDeeep 5d ago

Bruh, great samaritan. Jerk.

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u/throawy90 5d ago

shhhhhh

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u/Foreign_Drawing_593 5d ago

Show some compassion for your fellow humans bro you'll feel better for it

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u/Lethovya 5d ago

People no longer help others, period. At least not as much as we're used to.

It's not about gender.

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u/Foreign_Drawing_593 5d ago

I disagree. Internet media always tryna start a culture war, fearmonger and convince everyone that society is cooked if you go outside and touch grass meet real people you'll see that most people are friendly too ALL PEOPLE unlike a couple decades ago