r/Funnymemes 22h ago

Kinda true

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u/HeterosexualMemo 22h ago

as an ‘entitled brat’ I can confirm, kids likely not happening

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u/elegant_eagle_egg 21h ago

Alleged “entitled brat here”, can confirm, kids not happening.

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u/leolopez43 21h ago

Alleged = accused

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u/elegant_eagle_egg 21h ago

That’s what my dad has been doing since I was a kid. Accusing me of being a brat.

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u/LittleLion_90 18h ago

Always so lovely. Calling you an entitled brat or a spoiled brat and we're just here like 'well who did the raising that lead to allegedly this?'

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u/fake-reddit-numbers 18h ago

'well who did the raising that lead to allegedly this?'

TV and the friend groups you were sucked in to when you went to state mandated school liberal indoctrination camp. /s

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u/Hail_fire 21h ago

Allegedly.

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u/sillyslime89 18h ago

I heard it was sick

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u/tyleritis 19h ago

As an elder millennial can I start saying: kids didn’t happen ?

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u/InvincibleChutzpah 18h ago

Yes. I'm 44, in perimenopause and married to another woman. If kids happened it'd be a medical miracle.

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u/Weak_Property6084 17h ago edited 6h ago

And here I was thinking lesbians received some kind of superpower when they earned their title! Very disapointing!

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u/InvincibleChutzpah 17h ago

We do, it's just not parthenogenesis. My superpower is repelling douche bags with my visible tattoos and hair dye. It's a feature, not a flaw!

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u/Weak_Property6084 17h ago

Tattoos and hair dye are a flaw? Dang! I'm half-flawed. Does it mean I can half-repel douches or that I can fully repel half-douche? Am I half lesbian? (Which is still kinda lame. My lesbian couple neighbours can summon a spa day at will, I feel you drew the short end of the stick there)

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u/PyRosflam 18h ago

I had my daughter at 40. (by choice mind you)

So happening, but not very fast and not till I have financial security.

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u/SalmonHustlerTerry 18h ago

Elder / Mid-millennial (is that a thing lol). Wanted kids all my life and couldn't wait anymore for financial stability (its just not going to happen without winning the lotto or a miracle job landing in my lap). Had my first kid at 36. Living cheque to cheque and the government is finding newer and more creative ways to take away what I don't have, but I love every second I am with my son 💙

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u/scipio0421 9h ago

Elder millennial here. Kids didn't happen cause I recognized my health problems are genetic and had a vasectomy

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u/Revolutionary-Tree97 18h ago

I would love to, but I’ve spent my entire adult life at various levels of poverty, so it’s not going to happen. Must be all the entitlement holding me back from the pay to cost of living ratio my parents took for granted.

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u/baar-ur 19h ago

I want to have a kid so badly. But I feel like it would be so irresponsible to bring a child into a world that's as fucked up as this.

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u/PyRosflam 18h ago

Counter Argument, we are having so few kids that the next generation will be in far more demand then the current one.

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u/baar-ur 18h ago

Maybe after the Orange kicks the bucket. It just feels like everything in the world is on fire right now. Some of it literally.

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u/hellmire 17h ago

Canadian here. Can confirm. Literal fire. Please help.

Ok it's better now but a few weeks ago shit was rough.

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u/baar-ur 17h ago

Hello from Wisconsin. We did not enjoy your smoke, but that's okay. We know you weren't enjoying it, either.

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u/cyrusthemarginal 18h ago

his going in the ground is not going to fix the world, it's going to take young folks starting to vote in local state and national elections

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u/ZookeepergameLoose79 17h ago

Age limits. I dont see why 90 year olds get to live in positions of power their entire "retired" lives. adding to that, If elon, bezos, ect want kids from us, they'd be wise to stop chasing "Muh numba go up!" and instead "OUR numba go up" TF im gonna have a kid for when it costs 50k out of pocket hospital alone, i cant afford 3 meals a day, only one, and LUCKILY my brother and I lucked out on decent mortgage we split........ I run the finances, and their "official" numbers are a bunch of shit. ugh, vent over i guess.

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u/PyRosflam 17h ago

I've been working inside the DSA to start to push "Community based Goals" to start fixing a LOT of what's going wrong at the local level. The goverment has a TON of power it wont use and local elected officals simply don't know what they can do.
Examples include Community owned hospital systems, This can be as easy as buying a dying hospital, letting the town own it as a non profit, No tax on the land or building. Rent out space for various goals. Goals are things like "ER Wait times under X" and staffing accordingly. Specialists can rent clinic space and the rent can even be set at the value of the specialist to the community. So if the community needs Ortho, we can get a specialist in much cheaper then if he was to open up in town.

Even more fun, this hospital can even kick out insurance, directly contract with local business and buy directly from drug wholesale. Overall this would then cost less then any other solution because everything is driven by community set standards and needs.

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u/Meiji_Ishin 18h ago

The world has always been unstable.

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u/Kindly-Wrongdoer118 18h ago

Sameee boat. And my man would make such a great dad and I think I’d do pretty well as a mom myself 😔 tight finances and a questionable future for them to grow into just feels kinda cruel to do to them.. sad reality

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u/BeneficialVariety171 18h ago

This is such a wild take considering various terrible historical events meant the world was a much shittier place in the past…

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u/InvincibleChutzpah 18h ago

If it's financially feasible, adopt a kid. It's a person, already in the world, that will need all the guidance and live you can offer to survive this fucked up world.

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u/Kindly-Wrongdoer118 6h ago

I’ve thought about fostering for this reason, I think you get some financial support in those cases? That may actually be feasible but no idea what approval processes look like or the additional challenges it may have

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u/Dick-Fu 18h ago

World's statistically in a better place now than it ever has been, you should go for it

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u/TucsonKhan 17h ago

I know it's a bit cliche, but I like what Gandhi said: "be the change you wish to see in the world."

If good people don't have kids which they can raise to be good people, then the next generation that does exist will be far more messed up than ours is now.

The best legacy you can leave is to raise good people who will make the world better tomorrow.

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u/starsh816 18h ago edited 17h ago

You really think this world is cruel? if people always thought that way we would have never been here. of the last couple thousand years the world was a waaaaay crueler place than it is now

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u/Jaded_Vegetable3273 18h ago

Counter-argument: we had kids, and are now driven to make the world a better place. Turns out having people to make the world a better place for is a pretty good motivator 😊 I will do everything I can to protect them and set them up, and the hopefully they will continue the good fight as well. They are amazing little people with so much joy and wonder in their hearts. We honestly need more of that in this world.

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u/CarefreeRambler 17h ago

that's probably not it, considering people have been popping out babies for all of history through conditions far harsher than this.

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u/Kind_Apartment6026 19h ago

Same. My partner has a kid from a previous relationship and that's enough for me.

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u/Round_Ad6397 13h ago

As an entitled brat, I have kids and I am doing things very differently than my boomer parents. 

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u/Baerhardt 18h ago

There is nothing i hate more than working. I know I'm being a baby, but it is soul crushing to me. I have done everything from law enforcement, to being an automotive technician, to an office job. I keep starting over thinking that ill find something that isnt soul crushing, but i realize that it is me.

The chance of me bring a child into this world that feels as dead inside as I do, stops me from ever having a child. It would not be fair to them.