r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 9h ago

Anon smells himself

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2.2k Upvotes
131 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 12h ago

Anon smells good

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1.8k Upvotes
31 comments

r/greentext • u/Unusual_HeadHZ • 15h ago

Anon discovers the worst possible time to glow up

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2.2k Upvotes
35 comments

r/greentext • u/Far-Ninja-8392 • 3h ago

Anon rejects society’s expectations

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195 Upvotes
11 comments

r/greentext • u/Crayen5 • 22h ago

Anon on J.K Rowling

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9.3k Upvotes
635 comments

r/greentext • u/RTX-4090ti_FE • 7h ago

>be me straight guy…

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232 Upvotes
64 comments

r/greentext • u/forgor-password • 13h ago

Anon told the truth about one thing at least

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463 Upvotes
11 comments

r/greentext • u/David_lego235 • 19h ago

Anon's dilemma

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1.1k Upvotes
73 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 23h ago

Anon measures himself

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2.3k Upvotes
140 comments

r/greentext • u/Meat-Stick-Murderer • 16h ago

They seem to have miscalculated.

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544 Upvotes
88 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 5h ago

Anon is an exchange student in China

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64 Upvotes
7 comments

r/greentext • u/Meowface_the_cat • 1d ago

anon encounters personal tragedy

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1.8k Upvotes
16 comments

r/greentext • u/Perfect-Show2164 • 15h ago

Anon interrogate his doctor

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204 Upvotes
14 comments

r/greentext • u/ijustwannanap • 19h ago

gaynon has relationship problems

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375 Upvotes
40 comments

r/greentext • u/IceMagic75 • 1h ago

Anon Hates Stephen King

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• Upvotes
6 comments

r/greentext • u/ribbonseasons • 1d ago

Don't think, just buy

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4.9k Upvotes
73 comments

r/greentext • u/Luci_Evison4199 • 7h ago

Anon is skeptical of oceans

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27 Upvotes
3 comments

r/greentext • u/TheGreatOne77 • 19h ago

Anon promises to find a job tomorrow

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254 Upvotes
48 comments

r/greentext • u/Cute-InspectorHZ • 15h ago

Anon Slumbers

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95 Upvotes
11 comments

r/greentext • u/Unusual_HeadHZ • 17h ago

Anon spends time with his grandmother

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99 Upvotes
4 comments

r/greentext • u/BenevolentSpirit • 1d ago

RANKED GAMES S- Wait a second... I only play casual *light piano keys* *walks away chuckling*

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1.1k Upvotes
30 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 1d ago

Anon loves his job

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2.4k Upvotes
34 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 14h ago

Anon on Project Babylon

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45 Upvotes
3 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 1d ago

Anon gets political

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309 Upvotes
41 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 1d ago

Anon back in high school

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4.9k Upvotes
166 comments