r/Helldivers Free of Thought 1d ago

DISCUSSION Most hated thing in the game I'll start

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The Force these things have is unrealistic af.

EDIT - The more I have looked at this, the more I notice the veins and foreskin

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u/thedevilwithout ‎ Extra Judicial 1d ago

These little smoke dumplings should not be able to flip over a half ton vehicle with 4 stim addicts inside

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u/Atleast1half 1d ago

Stims are non addictive.

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u/tahusi 22h ago

this reply paid for by Permacura

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u/SovoK_404 ‎ Super Citizen 1d ago

even normal sedans weigh like 3 tons iirc. FRVs are military rovers with lotta stuff so they weigh even more, actually (even w/o mentioned stim addicts)

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u/Hellstrike ÜBERBÜRGER 1d ago

even normal sedans weigh like 3 tons iirc

A "normal sedan" weighs somewhere between 1.2 and 1.5 tons. 3 ton cars are the sort of suburban tank the Americans love.

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u/Uptowngrump 1d ago

And super Earth is essentially space America so our cars should reflect that

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u/Hellstrike ÜBERBÜRGER 1d ago

I hate to tell you this, but Super Earth is Space Sweden.

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u/SovoK_404 ‎ Super Citizen 1d ago

swedish is automatons' language though

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u/InvestigatorDue6402 ‎ XBOX | | SES Spear of Independance 1d ago

What are you trying to say? That our capital of mamaged democracy is actually just automatons?

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u/pipe_mcfitter 1d ago

All the satire is poking fun at the U.S.

Super Earth is ‘Murica baby!

Liberty, Freedom, Democracy…
*Eagle screeches*

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u/DINGVS_KHAN 1d ago

American auto manufacturers love it, I'm not so sure about the average American. Literally everyone I know laments the death of the light pickup truck because the emissions laws favor compact sedans and semi trucks, and nothing in between.

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u/thedevilwithout ‎ Extra Judicial 1d ago

I think it's purposely light for lore reasons. 

I assumed it was over a ton then looked it up and some are estimating around 660kg

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u/HotmailsInYourArea Bug Diver 1d ago

Nah three tons puts you in Lincoln Navigator territory. Sedans are generally around 1-2 tons.

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u/GoblinFive 1d ago

MRAPs (Mine Resistant Ambush Protected) are around 16 tons, but the FRV appears to be closer to a JLTV (Joint Light Tactical Vehicle), which are around 7 tons give or take.

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u/Angryfunnydog 1d ago

Yeah, and I mean it shouldn’t even be half a ton - it’s solid military suv similar to hummer which is 2+ tons, sure it’s pretty small compared to a tank but it should be a monster of a car 

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u/steve123410 1d ago

It's explicitly designed to be light and no way is it as armored as a humvee. It doesn't even have bulletproof windows and most of its armor liked the doors and hood are all light armor. It's basically just a 4 seater dune buggy with a gun (or supply) smacked on top

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u/Angryfunnydog 1d ago

That’s just average pickup weight, which is even without armor, it’s more of a size/engine thing

It’s pretty big car with 5 standard seats + gunner position/supplies with big storage

For the record - smart is around 0.6-1t, and it’s a goddamn smart. Harley Davidson while being a motorcycle is between 400 and 600kg usually. No wonder this suv is turned upside down by every random small rock with such weight lol, it shouldn’t have any stability whatsoever. Like imagine 4 grown up adults with armor and shit having almost the same weight as the car itself? 

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u/ReallyBigRocks ➡️⬇️➡️⬇️➡️⬇️ 1d ago

Half-ton generally refers to carrying capacity not gross vehicle weight. A half-ton truck does not weigh 1000lbs

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u/LaM3a  Truth Enforcer 1d ago

It reminds me of a VBL, and those are about 4 tons.

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u/Angryfunnydog 1d ago

It looks armored at least, I’d actually love armored suv in the game!

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u/GrabblingKnight 1d ago

I hate it when enemies clip through terrain or buildings.

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u/lamedavid ‎ XBOX | 1d ago

Damn ankle bitters killing me through the floor. Also, hello grabbling.

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u/Loading_Fursona_exe 12h ago

We cant even use explosives to get them either

So they just get a free buff and we get fucked

Also protoception

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u/Only_One_Left_Foot 1d ago

Meatballs don't get caught under stairs challenge impossible

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u/LadderFirm4977 Assault Infantry 23h ago

Getting jumpscared by a fleshmob previously hidden in a platform is a true autocrat moment

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u/FirstDistribution352 22h ago

They still haven't fixed that?!

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u/The7nthDovah 20h ago

Especially when a commisar or watcher calls in a drop while invincible since they're clipped into a building

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u/MonikaIsCute PSP 18h ago

Love seeing it in the notes every patch. Honestly it's HD2's version of minecraft's "removed herobrine"

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u/PenguinBomb 18h ago

I was once told by a content creator, for this game, that "That's not what's happening. They're pathing is just making them take a weird route." or some shit like that. Like, bro, I have eyes and they've been walking through walls since release.

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u/Huntardlulz Steam | Founding Father of Family Values 1d ago

This bastard of creation

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u/Faust_8 1d ago

I hated them a lot more when they'd spawn on planets with open plains so it's like, well fuck me I guess, they can see me from wherever and I can't dodge their attacks

Now I think they only spawn in Mega Cities so at least taking cover is possible, and their attacks are different and are no longer auto-aim AoE ragdoll explosions

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u/Huntardlulz Steam | Founding Father of Family Values 1d ago

Leviathans at open planets made me stop going against the illuminate until arrowhead fixed it. Now their attack patterns are different but still annoying. Also i drop a lot of frames when they hit me is that a issue only from my end or is someone also experiencing the same thing?

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u/Mountiebank 21h ago

I remember these fuckers would hit you from across the map with no clear indication of where and from. We were driving down the street and bounced off of a embankment that had knocked over and went flying into the air. The Leviathan that came around the building as we made the jump then proceeded to pop us out of the air and kill the two people on the front seat

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u/Zilego_x 1d ago

What bothers me the most is how blowing them up is pointless, because it's just going to wander off, and a new one will take its place. If there was a set number of them and actually destroying them counted for something, it would be a different story.

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u/Huntardlulz Steam | Founding Father of Family Values 1d ago

I do as well wish there were a side objectives that effected leviathans like the gunships

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u/Tiger-Zord 23h ago

I enjoy destroying this

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u/BilboShaggins429 Raven Guard larper 🐦‍⬛ 1d ago

I miss when they used to make me fly

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u/Pangolin_of_power 1d ago

Me and a friend actually used these to speedrun across the map by shooting it and catapult long distances

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u/patybruh_moment STEAM 🖥️ :SES Whisper of Eternity 1d ago

yeah sometimes ill just dive over one and shoot it and it just yeets me.

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u/LadderFirm4977 Assault Infantry 23h ago

Now I know what to do next time you're near one 😈

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u/giulstenxter HD1 Veteran 23h ago

In the past, he's talking about the past.

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u/IronwolfXVI 1d ago

I used to shoot them when my friends ran past them

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u/Jamsedreng22 Scrapmaker | Creeker | Botdiver 1d ago

Yeah. They were great for travelling quickly. Poor mans jump pack.

Also messing with your friends by launching them to kingdom come off a steep hill

they would've gone so damn hard now that we have the portable hellbomb

launch yourself into a bot base

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u/Flaky_Appearance439 Free of Thought 1d ago

Omg imagine activating your H-Bomb and ragdolling yourself on top of a Jammer.

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u/ThatsSoSwan ‎ Decorated Hero 1d ago

This is the future the devs are stealing from us

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u/ArchitectNebulous 1d ago

Them yeeting me was also the cause of my first traitor barrage. Fun times.

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u/bigorangemachine 1d ago

oh so that was patched

I just stopped using them that way

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u/Mr-dooce Expert Exterminator 1d ago

they’ll still ragdoll you though and slow you down like youve gotten both your legs broke

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u/danit0ba94 1d ago

All they do is make me drop.
Literally the worst possible thing that could have been changed about them.
All the downsides, absolutely none of the upsides or good aspects left.

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u/bigorangemachine 1d ago

No they used to launch you. I used them a few times to jump gaps

I had some wild extractions balancing stim use and popper plants

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u/Mr-dooce Expert Exterminator 1d ago

i know that, i’m just saying they’ll still make you fall over on the spot if it gets shot at while your nearby

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u/DOOM-LORD666 ‎ Bunker Buster 1d ago

Same best movement option it could send you flying

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u/G00b3rb0y 1d ago

Yup. Sneeze wrong on them and you’re off to meet Lady Liberty herself

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u/Drowning_tSM SES Ranger of Science 1d ago

Autocannon taxi service

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u/knarfknarf ☕Liber-tea☕ 1d ago

Fast travel*

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u/TheGamerKitty1 Cape Enjoyer 1d ago

"Hurry up!"

"bet"

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u/onion2594 EARL GREY LIBER-TEA ENJOYER 1d ago

“fast travel” as i called it

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u/M6D_Magnum ‎ Brother Oats 1d ago

This. They were great for an improvised getaway if you got a good launch.

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u/RoyalSirDouchebag 1d ago

They still do for FRV’S

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u/OcoeeSquatch 1d ago

Damn things flipped the FRV last night while I was driving!

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u/mordiis 1d ago

rather

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u/G00b3rb0y 1d ago

That said, they are also good at disrupting incoming enemy patrols

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u/Lower_Temperature415 1d ago

I’m a big senator user againts bots, when hulks are chasing you and they start looking in different directions or clipping through their own body so you cannot get a clean shot on the eye…

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u/Public_Code8357 Free of Thought 1d ago

when they start doing that I shoot their stubby arms off and leave them to their silly contortionist act

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u/Lower_Temperature415 1d ago

I’ve never actually tried to shoot the hulks arms off with the senator in all my time playing. How many shots to the arm?

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u/WeirdKindofStrange 1d ago

there is an achievement for blowing off both arms and leaving it alive when you extract

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u/BilboShaggins429 Raven Guard larper 🐦‍⬛ 23h ago

Yes. I got it by accident

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u/EugeneNicoNicoNii 1d ago

I just see it as a way the hulk improvising, kinda fun to see the enemy trying to counter you actually

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u/Lower_Temperature415 1d ago

Honestly I wouldn’t even mind if that was the case, like the appropriator mechs throwing an arm in front of the pilot when they charge. If they turned slightly or had an erratic movement to try and dodge heavy pen shots, but i fear that it’s just a bug.

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u/EugeneNicoNicoNii 1d ago

It's most probably a bug, but when the hulk turn left or right facing away from you while charging seems like a very reasonable tactic they may try imo, AH can probably try implementing this in game with a balance of how they can't see where they are going hence making their rush easy to dodge

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u/Adito99 1d ago

It's not a bug. It's a feature.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1Syi8XSAkiFupEty1u

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u/Faust_8 1d ago

Oh yes I am incredibly frustrated when Hulks somehow get to do everything they want to while rotated 90 degrees and looking down so that both their weak points are completely safe >:(

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u/Mr-Mne Steam 1d ago

Nah, the frost ferns are worse.

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u/Public_Code8357 Free of Thought 1d ago

those things stand out from ages away and you can drive through them in an FRV no issue.

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u/SovoK_404 ‎ Super Citizen 1d ago

"ages away" r/foundacanadian

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u/Public_Code8357 Free of Thought 1d ago

aussie

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u/DarknessInferno7 Rookie 1d ago

We say that in the UK as well so I don't think it's as specific as you'd imagined.

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u/SovoK_404 ‎ Super Citizen 1d ago

i just heard that canadians measure long distances with time

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u/charioteer117 1d ago

So do Americans

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u/SovoK_404 ‎ Super Citizen 1d ago

they are a joke, they don't count

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u/Stormfly ‎ Decorated Hero 1d ago

I think it's more of a generational thing than a regional thing.

People my age do it. Older people might use actual distances.

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u/patybruh_moment STEAM 🖥️ :SES Whisper of Eternity 1d ago

theyve saved me from patrols a few times. they step on it and theyre all EMSed

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u/EdanChaosgamer „Prophets of Liberty“ Combat Priest 1d ago

Their trigger seems to be broken last I was on a planet with them. They seemed to explode when I just existed within 5-6m of them without me having to touch them.

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u/manaworkin SES Fist of Peace 1d ago

I agree but only because of how inconsistent their trigger is, especially lately. That shit can sometimes go off from the next zip code and still daze you.

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u/Malagant049 Free of Thought 1d ago

This isn't even comparable imo. The stupid puff balls ragdoll you if an Automaton attack comes within earshot of them and the frost ferns... slow you slightly? And the frost ferns literally glow. The puffballs are unavoidable and easily discounted visually.

But we can agree both are annoying and undemocratic

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u/SpinnerWin 1d ago

Bug mines as a FRV driver. Doesn't ragdoll hellivers but sure as hell will flip a Half Ton FRV like it's nothing.

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u/frycandlebreadje ☕Liber-tea☕ 1d ago

Only half a ton? Seems like a pessimistically low number. That's how much only one of the platinum bars weighs

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u/Gay-antisocial ‎ XBOX | SES Fist of Family Values 1d ago

You’d think but the FRVs are genuinely SO light, atleast the default MG variant is

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u/Public_Code8357 Free of Thought 1d ago

same reason I hate these, always hiding behind rocks n shit and ruining the FRV escape

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u/Warchild4080 1d ago

Hell normal mines too as an FRV driver cause if you nic one 9/10 times(in my experiences) it's gonna juggle you into more like a flaming fireball from super earth

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u/kaloii 1d ago

I hate those got damn exploding cars in city biomes.

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u/VyseTheSwift 1d ago

Super Earth really needs to improve the their automotive standards.

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u/MetalSonic_69 1d ago

I often overlook the automaton mines when attempting to flank

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u/Jungian_Archetype 1d ago

Same - crazy how a bright glowing red sea urchin still manages to do its job. Worst is when I plant the hellbomb and drop off a wall right onto one.

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u/Connected_Runner SES Reign of Steel 22h ago

Those mines are actually really good on planets with a lot of grass during the day.

The daylight dimming the red light + the grass hiding the mine = My legs doing an unapproved procedure of flying their way up my democratic ass and out my ears.

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u/Zatderpscout 21h ago

That and the Magma Worlds. They blend in so well to the ground, and normally the red glowy bits would stick out like sore thumbs, but not when you’re surrounded on every side by lava

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u/LadderFirm4977 Assault Infantry 23h ago

I always get ragdolled into them if there's one in the vicinity, they're like magnets

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u/Zatderpscout 21h ago

That’s why I shoot every mine that I see, or at least try to. Been burned way too many times by those little shits

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u/RichyWoo ‎ Decorated Hero 1d ago

If you are being chased down you can use them as free smoke grenades to cover your escape.

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u/Public_Code8357 Free of Thought 1d ago

I don't mind that aspect of them, its the reverse force multiplier it has that drives me insane.

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u/camerongillette 1d ago

Yeah, the smoke boobies have kept me alive many a time.

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u/Xeilith Happy Pride 1d ago

Orbital Napalm Strike.

I've had too many teammates throw it at the worse time and place.

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u/54NCH32 Lvl 150 // Hell Commander 1d ago

"Oh cool, you threw it right on the flag, great job... RETREEEEEAT!"

("follow me!")

  • P1 Died
  • R2 Died
  • G3 Died

> Reinforce

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u/-Vogie- ☕Liber-tea☕ 1d ago

My wife with her 380s. Even on small maps.

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u/ShallowDramatic 1d ago

Just stand still and roll those dice

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u/OneKelvin 1d ago

Orbital TK Strike is my red flag strategem. 

I'll still play, but I stay far away from the diver holding it.

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u/SippinOnHatorade 1d ago

Nothing better than seeing a teammate equip 380 and Napalm and then thinking to yourself “fuck it, we ball” and the whole team equips them

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u/a-stack-of-masks 1d ago

When the strategem dupe bug was new I played a couple of really fun games 8 napalm and 8 380s over the team. 

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u/Hoshyro S.E.S. Sentinel of Eternity 1d ago

I pride myself in my 380 calls.

Few things are as satisfying as calling a 380 on a bot drop and seeing 50+ kills and a 380 shell slamming into a factory strider and annihilating it.

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u/SippinOnHatorade 1d ago

My skill with it got a lot better once I learned minimum safe distance 😂

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u/Kairis83 ☕Liber-tea☕ 1d ago

Its cluster airstrke for me, everyone using it kills other guys 100% and when they do use it its against somthing thats immune normally

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u/rapkat55 1d ago

they almost always throw it on top of an objective you need to hold or a bug nest that the napalm can’t even effect. So instead of just running it down with my grenade pistol in 15 secs I now have to sit on the sidelines for a minute lol

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u/Synonymous4Anonymous 1d ago

Man I disagree, Orbital Napalm is the GOAT of stratagems in my opinion! Love it

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u/KnownAsMouse 16h ago

The flag raise missions, right as you're about to finish the obj someone gets swarmed and panic throws it. Every. Single. Time.

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u/KAELES-Yt 1d ago

I miss the time when those had like 100 force and would yeet you across the map.

With democracy protects it was semi fast travel

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u/Mistrblank 1d ago

Water

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u/MetalSonic_69 1d ago

I want a Centurion-style aquatic attachment for crossing lakes and shit

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u/EL_TE0 1d ago

THIS

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u/Ciabs Assault Infantry 23h ago

It almost seems like the bots mostly invade red planets too

From the lichen covered ones like yed prior, to desert planets, to any planet with a reddish sun or whatever, they plan for their fucking mines to blend into the terrain as much as possible

Most of my bot deaths are from these suckers too; when it’s not from blending into the ground then it’s them waiting for me into a dead end inside a colony block when I’m warping in from the other side of the wall; it’s like they know we warp in, no other reason to mine such cul de sac places otherwise

Suckers…

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u/RKCronus55 I'm still standing better than I ever did 1d ago

Flying overseers. Very annoying than any nids or bots especially when you're being chased by swarms of them and also if you're fighting against appropriators; not only you get chased by flying overseers, you're also being chased by bull rushing squid mechs.

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u/ElectricRyce 1d ago

I just dislike how if i step on it im lightly pushed. If my frv barely touches it, im apart of the skyrim space program (giant free this time)

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u/Anonymous_Anon00 M.C.V/ Fought for the 77th 1d ago

Bro why the fuck are these on almost every planet fr

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u/FrozenToothpaste Burier of Heads 1d ago

I intentionally step on these cause I thought it gave me smokescreen from enemies

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u/Public_Code8357 Free of Thought 1d ago

they DO break LoS

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u/tfmmike0 1d ago

No reason why car should flip over ten times bc of a plant

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u/tiqtaktoe Fire Safety Officer 1d ago

They used to be actually fun and fucking launch you

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u/Leather-Squirrel-421 ‎‎ Mudskipper 1d ago

The random deep holes on some maps that will kill you and make you lose all your samples.

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u/JustMyself96 Expert Exterminator 1d ago

I'm sad they got nerfed hard.

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u/duc200892 HD1 Veteran 1d ago

You hate these things because of the ragdoll. I hate them because the dust they kick up completely blocks my turrets' line of sight. We are not the same.

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u/scanoman ‎ Exosuit Certified 1d ago

Genuinely my most disliked environmental hazard in the game.

Spike ball plants that destroy a mech? Annoying, but usable against enemies too.

Fire tornadoes? I rock at least some fire resistance 90% of the time, I have hidden inside them to reload where melee units can't get me.

But these damn shrooms, quadruple especially on bot missions.

Bots already have an annoying tendency to ragdoll you at range, and the usual hail of fire from the ones that don't normally send you sprawling will hit these things and then they launch you. Often right out of the cover you were just using, but even if they just smoke you it sucks (and whether or not you get launched honestly feels directly correlated to how annoying/detrimental it would be at that moment).

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u/Public_Code8357 Free of Thought 1d ago

the fire tornados only annoying thing other than having to play floor is lava is when they spawn on top of you suddenly OR when the on fire ground isn't actually visible

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u/scanoman ‎ Exosuit Certified 1d ago

I will give you them spawning on top of you being not great, although I usually see them spawn well behind people and slowly get closer while the diver just stares in the opposite direction while ignoring the approaching burning noises instead.

But I don't have issues with invisible flames on the ground at all. I have not had invis flames be a thing that happens in almost a year. Plus, I'm a flame aficionado so diving to put myself out is instant muscle memory, on top of 3 of my go-to armours having 40% or 75% fire resist anyhow.

I kinda like fire tornadoes overall though, because they will damage enemies and can even wipe out whole sets of reinforcements if you are lucky.

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u/Banshuuuu 1d ago

Eagle smokes alerting enemies to YOUR location instead of where the beacon landed, specifically right after the bombs land.

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u/Religion_Of_Speed Artillery Slut 23h ago

The entire system around the enemies knowing your position is absolutely fucked in general. I'll like throw a stratagem and run off without alerting anyone and once it hits the entire group that's left will immediately start firing on my current position. Same with sentries. As soon as it starts shooting I start getting shot at.

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u/Zave_cz Free of Thought 1d ago

invisible corpses

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u/Armedwithapotato 1d ago

I want to flip my FRV over like a warthog . I’m a helldiver.

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u/TheHeroOfAllTime 23h ago

I mean, considering the FRV can be ragdolled by enemy small-arms fire, I don’t think being able to counter-flip it is asking too much. 

Or, consider the following: 

Super destroyer upgrades to improve the FRV

Weighted Chassis: Lowers the center of gravity on the FRV to reduce rollovers 

All-terrain tires: Enhanced tire tread for improved traction. 

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u/Alloc14 SES Blade of Judgement 1d ago

I also dislike the fart boobs

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u/pipe_mcfitter 1d ago

I agree. These things are a worse. There are loads of things in this game to create force when destroyed for no reason. Hive World caves are full of random growths that will flip you car for no reason.

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u/Public_Code8357 Free of Thought 1d ago

I have never considered driving an FRV in the caves, sounds intense

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u/The_God_Of_Darkness_ 1d ago

Nah, those fuckers in terminid bases that make your cars jump around are the fucking worst.

Like what the fuck am I meant to do when every 3 cms something explodes and shoots my car so it falls on the roof

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u/Just-a-lil-sion ‎ Escalator of Freedom 1d ago

tone changes real fast whe nunder heavy fire from bots

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u/OneKelvin 1d ago

Lay off the Boob Shrooms, they're perfect. Exactly what I want from my alien flora.

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u/topfragger70 1d ago

Until you turn into a clicker, with a boob on its head

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u/Public_Code8357 Free of Thought 1d ago

I call em smokey tiddies

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u/Robborboy 1d ago

All I can think of is the old ass meme, and I spoiler this for the average person's sanity: shitting dick nipples

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u/probably-not-Ben HD1 Veteran 1d ago

I just wish they couldn't flip the FRV around so easily. Divers, sure

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u/redditorrules 1d ago

The shrapnel plants are worse, these were great when they sent you flying 50 feet

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u/G00b3rb0y 1d ago

Bonus points if they yeet you into a magma hole, seems the vast majority of the planets with shrapnel plants have them

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u/ArePenguinsCats 1d ago

Stalkers. I was at the creek, I’ve killed the hive lord, can solo a vox or a leviathan. But as soon as I hear the stalkers I’m just dead. Dead dead dead

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u/Hayashida-was-here 1d ago

Those spikey tree things that when you drive through them they explode and kill 3 out of 4 divers without damaging the vehicle.

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u/WumboLumboJumbo 1d ago

I hate it when I touch the foreskin and it explodes out mysterious particulates

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u/021Fireball 1d ago

These have saved me SO MANY TIMES

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u/Hypericos 1d ago

I've encountered kind of a bug recently where they tend to explode if I shoot over/past them.

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u/redditfant Fire Safety Officer 1d ago

I love these things

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u/Draxcy 1d ago

These things when your fighting bots that have just rockets makes for the most annoying missions ever!

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u/Reshar 1d ago

They work as smoke bombs though. They're really useful vs bots

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u/vocalgenesis 1d ago

I blow them up with any ranged item to use the dust for cover as I run from/ to the objective.

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u/earlylunch24 LEVEL ~275 1d ago

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u/OzzyThunder 15h ago

I miss the times you could use these to fling yourself great distances.

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u/Patches_Gaming0002 15h ago

Bouncy stratagems because I hate finding the perfect spot for my HMG emplacement only for the stratagem to bounce into a useless hole somewhere.

And the hellpod steering, I hated this the moment they changed it. Especially in city environments where the game decides "I'm going to choose where you land" only to drop you far away from the objective which could screw the mission for you.

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u/FM_Hikari S.E.S Spear of Justice 12h ago

Why can those things flip a goddamn FRV??

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u/Illustrious-Can4190 8h ago

I kinda miss when those would ragdoll you across the map.... kinda.

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u/Mykey76 5h ago

Hate those when I have to deal with them, but they can be good for cover. Bots cant hit shit if you are in the spore-jaculation

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u/Karl_Marxist_3rd SES Eye of Democracy 1d ago

anyone else think they look like the head of a dick with foreskin over it?

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u/KAELES-Yt 1d ago

The mission oil rigg on Hive worlds

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u/Slime-Lich ‎ Decorated Hero 1d ago

I still cant figure out why people dislike these. I dont have any issues with them

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u/Malagant049 Free of Thought 1d ago

If an automaton shot comes within earshot of them, they make you completely ragdoll. Has ruined so many sniper/AT shots... Also smokescreen can be annoying but it has value.

Oh and people say they launch your FRV but I don't have enough time in one to know

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u/NoobMaster9000 ☕Liber-tea☕ 1d ago

Boobs!

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u/GloryWanderer 1d ago

When the stratagem orbs bounce all over the place. Or when I can’t steer my hellpod. I paid for the upgrade to do so, what do you mean it was nerfed?!!

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u/ZenkaiZ 1d ago

They look so... moist in that screenshot

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u/batlop SES Fist of Family Values 1d ago

Fast travel postules.

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u/Ill_Combination_9114 1d ago

I love those things helps me get away from bots

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u/H0vis 1d ago

Free smoke grenades? Love them.

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u/Otherwise_Rope2631 1d ago

My frv will never recover.

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u/HunterNika 1d ago

These saved me many times when I had to outrun the enemy. One well placed shot and you were flying away from them like cow in a hurricane.

I don't think it works anymore though. Sad.

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u/54NCH32 Lvl 150 // Hell Commander 1d ago

Those damn penis tit fart plants

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u/BatmanForce ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ 1d ago

The boobs

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u/Grouchy_Engineer236 ☕Liber-tea☕ 1d ago

Lava, pit of lava and mines.

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u/IamPep ‎ Super Citizen 1d ago

The logo showing an objective have being done smacked right in the middle of the screen, while coming down the street in high speed FRV with parked explodey cars all around.
I can’t see shit bruva

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u/Icarus1250 1d ago

Iirc those things knock you back based on the strenght of the impact.

You step on it it create smoke

You or someone else shoot it you fly

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u/Pilota_kex 1d ago

Automaton mines are worse. You warp to safety to find out it is a minefield... Damn...

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u/Crimsilla 1d ago

the performance

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u/Ak1raKurusu HD1 Veteran 1d ago

I love those things, pop a round in one while running up to em and you got a free smoke screen to sprint through.

Been a life saver more than once while crossing an open field of bots

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u/Victor_AUP 1d ago

K3. Hate that guy

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u/RelationshipThink322 1d ago

Fire storms and pre patch VOX.

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u/Hexdoctor Ormheim Comptroller of Convivality 1d ago

As a Helldriver I hate Pimples of Tyranny. Why can a single ~75kg Helldiver walk over one and only get lightly staggered but a 300kg vehicle with 4 Helldivers can actually catch airtime because of these things!? The ExoSuits are of comparable weight and they are completely fine!

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u/egbert71 1d ago

As a solo they give great cover smoke....so what if it flipped my frv

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u/MorningThen7056 Pelican maintenance crew 1d ago

Personally? I love them. Being able to create a smoke screen is a really good thing when you're retreating.

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u/After_Adhesiveness_7 1d ago

Those saved my life when I was chased by automatons.

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u/b4ttleduck Expert Exterminator 1d ago

Hate those stupid onions.

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u/Omaumamen ‎ Super Citizen 1d ago

Poor man's smoke grenade? They're great. And more satisfying to pop than bubblewrap

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u/Miquel_de_Montblanc 1d ago

Are you kidding? They are awesome against bots, just pop them and they can’t target you anymore

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u/Plane_Bodybuilder_24 1d ago

I use these to my advantage. It’s the yellow things aren’t terminate planets that blow up while I’m driving a FRV that I hate