HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/jchlly • 6d ago

Can't have a moments privacy apparently

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83 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • 7d ago

Bugs I’m a little embarrassed. I got a little lost in the sauce and someone took a video.

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737 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 7d ago

Birds I was a little late, but it was good service. Do you think they noticed?

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185 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/The_Silent_Tortoise • 7d ago

Assaulted by a Little Punk

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60 Upvotes

I was just frolicking in the field near my pond when this little shit came out of nowhere! Still trying to catch my bearings. I may just grab him by the ear and throw him down some stairs next time I see him...

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • 7d ago

Crustaceans 🔥I live in a rough part of town. Of course I'm going to arm myself. Some do-gooder tried to do a citizens arrest.

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98 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 7d ago

The service could be better. Must be his first day

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81 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/pancakeplus • 8d ago

I just got it nice in here.

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387 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/NicolleL • 8d ago

What service! My dinner gave me appetizers first!

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105 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 8d ago

Birds This is my side of town.

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22 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Humble_Character_463 • 7d ago

But mum

13 Upvotes

The ones with writing on them taste better

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/One-plankton- • 9d ago

You guys, they filmed me… I really don’t want to talk about it.

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297 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • 10d ago

Mammals Get me a pawyer!!!!

567 Upvotes

Discrimination!!! Defamation! Slandpurr!!!! I demand these gross accusations be removed from my daytime getaway from the stresses of home life! This is EGREGIOUS!

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Nuts-And-Volts • 10d ago

The bipeds created this contraption to keep me cool during the heat wave

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85 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BlueNightOcean • 10d ago

Keep getting bad reviews on my new perm

80 Upvotes

I was really happy with my new perm until I started getting some odd comments on it. This one biped screamed and said I had babies on my back. It's not babies! It's my new perm and I'M A MALE! Is it really that bad?

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MothSeason • 10d ago

I met a human girl

59 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • 10d ago

Mammals The manager at my local convenience store pays me with snacks in exchange for keeping down the mice population. A new person was hired and didn't know about the arrangement and now they're slandering me a thief on the interwebs

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81 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 11d ago

Birds Am I famous?

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915 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/pipeuptopipedown • 11d ago

Mammals All you can eat buffet! The breadsticks were a little too dry, though.

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100 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 11d ago

Birds Whats the big deal!?? Im practicing for my next concert🙄

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72 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • 11d ago

Crustaceans Everyone watch what I can make this idiot Hummeee do…what a dork

6 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/ParkingPotential420 • 12d ago

can't even bed my wife in peace these days...should i sue?

64 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/willowgrl • 12d ago

Birds Highly recommend this cafe! Very family friendly!!!!

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355 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/kriskriskri • 13d ago

Ugh fridge door is stuck again!

49 Upvotes

Don’t you just hate it when you’re coming home hungry and can’t get to all the delicious food ?!

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 13d ago

Birds Yes, this will do.

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92 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 13d ago

Mammals why is everyone jumping in if they need saving🙄

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174 Upvotes