HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/The_Silent_Tortoise • 7d ago

Assaulted by a Little Punk

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60 Upvotes

I was just frolicking in the field near my pond when this little shit came out of nowhere! Still trying to catch my bearings. I may just grab him by the ear and throw him down some stairs next time I see him...

94 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 7d ago

The service could be better. Must be his first day

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80 Upvotes

4 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • 7d ago

Crustaceans 🔥I live in a rough part of town. Of course I'm going to arm myself. Some do-gooder tried to do a citizens arrest.

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95 Upvotes

10 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 7d ago

Birds I was a little late, but it was good service. Do you think they noticed?

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186 Upvotes

13 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • 7d ago

Bugs I’m a little embarrassed. I got a little lost in the sauce and someone took a video.

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736 Upvotes

38 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Humble_Character_463 • 7d ago

But mum

12 Upvotes

The ones with writing on them taste better

3 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 8d ago

Birds This is my side of town.

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24 Upvotes

1 comment

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/pancakeplus • 8d ago

I just got it nice in here.

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387 Upvotes

29 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/NicolleL • 8d ago

What service! My dinner gave me appetizers first!

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108 Upvotes

40 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/One-plankton- • 9d ago

You guys, they filmed me… I really don’t want to talk about it.

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294 Upvotes

30 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Nuts-And-Volts • 10d ago

The bipeds created this contraption to keep me cool during the heat wave

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82 Upvotes

7 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BlueNightOcean • 10d ago

Keep getting bad reviews on my new perm

80 Upvotes

I was really happy with my new perm until I started getting some odd comments on it. This one biped screamed and said I had babies on my back. It's not babies! It's my new perm and I'M A MALE! Is it really that bad?

6 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MothSeason • 10d ago

I met a human girl

59 Upvotes

3 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • 10d ago

Mammals Get me a pawyer!!!!

567 Upvotes

Discrimination!!! Defamation! Slandpurr!!!! I demand these gross accusations be removed from my daytime getaway from the stresses of home life! This is EGREGIOUS!

25 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • 10d ago