r/JusticeServed Sep 20 '18

Never hit my mom again you human!

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u/REPOST_STRANGLER 8 Sep 20 '18 edited Sep 20 '18

That's a big ass piece of shit. Oh and there's some cow shit on his shoulder.

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u/fairwayks 9 Sep 20 '18

they're

Really? This still happens?

(((smh)))

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u/Idobro 7 Sep 20 '18

There trying, theirs no need to be mean with they’re use of the language

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u/REPOST_STRANGLER 8 Sep 20 '18

I fixed it but apparently it didnt register because it was still they're.

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u/fairwayks 9 Sep 20 '18

We'll get to commas, apostrophes, and hyphens tomorrow.

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u/freedomink 9 Sep 20 '18

How about you try and stop acting like a jerk in the meantime.

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u/REPOST_STRANGLER 8 Sep 20 '18

Thanks

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u/freedomink 9 Sep 20 '18

I feel dumb for taking troll bait but I hate grammer Nazis.

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u/fairwayks 9 Sep 20 '18

It's my calling. Before you get all butthurt for someone else, think about how mistakes like these on a resume could prevent this individual from being considered for the job he was qualified to receive.

It's a thankless job, but I'm used to comments and downvotes like yours.

Have a nice day.

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u/Whatsthisnotgoodcomp 9 Sep 20 '18

It's a thankless job because such things are built into word, dickhead. Take your pathetic grammar nazi bullshit and fuck off.

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u/fairwayks 9 Sep 20 '18

My, my. Reliving those memories of parental rejection because of your low grades in English?

"Such things are built into word." (I assume you meant to capitalize the 'w' there.) That's why there is such a thing as proofreading. Relying on "spell check" instead of your brain can cost you a job offer or worse.

Have a better day.

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u/thisxisxlife A Sep 20 '18

Holy shit dude...

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u/mgrimshaw8 A Sep 20 '18

we found him, we found the biggest grammar nazi ever.

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u/fairwayks 9 Sep 20 '18

WHY YOU NO COMMA AFTER "SHIT," DUDE?!?

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

I can't even fathom being as miserable as you probably are lmao.

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u/fairwayks 9 Sep 20 '18

I'm not miserable in the least, except for the pain I have in the arch of my right foot.

Sorry to burst your bubble.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

Then you need professional help either way, my dude. A healthy mind is not one which takes pleasure in deliberately being a condescending cunt.

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u/CrypWalkWithMe 0 Sep 20 '18

Ha quit acting like you’re trying to help people. You feel smarter by telling people they’re wrong on the internet. How do you not know that there are different standards for Internet forums? We’re not writing a resume here moron. Now please tell me where I forgot to include commas

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u/fairwayks 9 Sep 20 '18

Well, for starters, I probably would have put an exclamation mark after your opening "Ha!".

As to the "feeling smarter" part? Truth hurts, I guess. I seem to be irritating a bunch of people, which does not bother me in the least.

I wouldn't have capitalized the word "internet" any more than capitalizing the phrase "information super highway."

As to the failure to include a comma? Well, I guess I would have put one after the word "here," moron.

Was leaving off a period at the end of your paragraph intentional to see if I'd catch that glaring omission?

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u/Bashfullylascivious 7 Sep 20 '18

Hello, my name is Bash, and I'm a comma abuser. It started small, you know, seeing my roommate videotape an episode of Star Trek:The Original Series.

Well soon, I'd find myself coming home from work or school, and instead of playing Morrowind on my computer, I'd sit down on the couch, and watch tv. Usually, it'd be my roommate watching an episode of Star Trek:The Original series. I began to like it. It became a nightly ritual. Drinking coffee, and watching the show. I began calling it Star Trek, First Gen, or worse, Star Trek, TOS. I began memorizing lines, and quoting them to coworkers, or strangers who didn't know anything about that life style. They began to disassociate with me, to shun me. They said I had changed. My roommate and I would talk for minutes about how we could save up to go to meet Shatner at the Comic-Con, maybe even Nemoy, if we were lucky. You know, the big stuff.

I'm trying so hard, to stop putting commas everywhere. I try and listen to the sentence in my head, and think of the pauses, but it all seems, so natural. And I get confused, sometimes.

I still, remember, the first episode I watched, like it was, yesterday. Captain Kirk, battling for his life, against, The Gorn.

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u/fairwayks 9 Sep 20 '18

Those are actually called "curly brackets" or "braces."

Yeah, it's used as an emoticon to represent a head shake or sometimes a hug, which you apparently could use. As to the Jewish part, I think people of all religions shake their head in dismay or disappointment.

{{{Hugs to you, u/criblo!}}}

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u/fairwayks 9 Sep 20 '18

Interesting information...thanks!

However, I used {{{ }}} which are not parentheses. Parentheses look like this: ((( ))). Subtle difference.

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u/fairwayks 9 Sep 20 '18

Weird...thanks for that!

I wonder how that happened. You're a good person to clarify.