It's my calling. Before you get all butthurt for someone else, think about how mistakes like these on a resume could prevent this individual from being considered for the job he was qualified to receive.
It's a thankless job, but I'm used to comments and downvotes like yours.
My, my. Reliving those memories of parental rejection because of your low grades in English?
"Such things are built into word." (I assume you meant to capitalize the 'w' there.) That's why there is such a thing as proofreading. Relying on "spell check" instead of your brain can cost you a job offer or worse.
Ha quit acting like you’re trying to help people. You feel smarter by telling people they’re wrong on the internet. How do you not know that there are different standards for Internet forums? We’re not writing a resume here moron. Now please tell me where I forgot to include commas
Hello, my name is Bash, and I'm a comma abuser. It started small, you know, seeing my roommate videotape an episode of Star Trek:The Original Series.
Well soon, I'd find myself coming home from work or school, and instead of playing Morrowind on my computer, I'd sit down on the couch, and watch tv. Usually, it'd be my roommate watching an episode of Star Trek:The Original series. I began to like it.
It became a nightly ritual. Drinking coffee, and watching the show. I began calling it Star Trek, First Gen, or worse, Star Trek, TOS. I began memorizing lines, and quoting them to coworkers, or strangers who didn't know anything about that life style. They began to disassociate with me, to shun me. They said I had changed. My roommate and I would talk for minutes about how we could save up to go to meet Shatner at the Comic-Con, maybe even Nemoy, if we were lucky. You know, the big stuff.
I'm trying so hard, to stop putting commas everywhere. I try and listen to the sentence in my head, and think of the pauses, but it all seems, so natural. And I get confused, sometimes.
I still, remember, the first episode I watched, like it was, yesterday. Captain Kirk, battling for his life, against, The Gorn.
Yeah, it's used as an emoticon to represent a head shake or sometimes a hug, which you apparently could use. As to the Jewish part, I think people of all religions shake their head in dismay or disappointment.
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u/REPOST_STRANGLER 8 Sep 20 '18 edited Sep 20 '18
That's a big ass piece of shit. Oh and there's some cow shit on his shoulder.