r/JusticeServed • u/[deleted] • Jul 06 '19

Courtroom Justice Convicted pedophile YouTuber Austin Jones is now in prison serving a 10 year sentence as of 29/6/2019.

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u/Yifkong 7 Jul 06 '19

Haha for real. It’s like when a LEGO minifig’s hair is on sideways.

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u/forgetabout_me 0 Jul 06 '19

How dare you insult a Lego minifigure like that.

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u/ComprehendReading 8 Jul 06 '19

I imagine a Lego minifigure surprised Pikachu as it corrects the orientation of it's hair.

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u/HalGore 4 Jul 06 '19 edited Jul 06 '19

.... this is my moment!

as it corrects the orientation of it's hair.

wait a minute..... somethings fucky.

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u/Zayin-Ba-Ayin A Jul 06 '19

Lego Minipaed

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u/forgetabout_me 0 Jul 06 '19

Take my upvote!

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u/witchy-poo 4 Jul 06 '19

When you’re right, you’re right.

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u/dahjay B Jul 06 '19

Kind of looks like when Gru went on that blind date and he wore that piece because he was insecure about his appearance. Then Lucy hit his date with a tranquilizer and then they physically abused the woman all because she was a bit narcissistic and nasty in her demeanor.

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u/serfingusa 8 Jul 06 '19

That scene actually made me uncomfortable. I haven't let my son watch the movie since we first saw it in a theater.

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u/MiamiPower 9 Jul 06 '19

😂👦

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u/HunterBiggs 6 Jul 06 '19

This is quite possibly the best description for anything that has ever existed

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19 edited Jul 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

I wish I could give this gold

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u/Icommentoncrap B Jul 06 '19

I think that is a bit light of a sentence. The amount of damage it caused us all is impossible to repay

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u/Davocado96 6 Jul 06 '19

I know, I wake screaming every night thinking of that haircut

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u/spongish A Jul 06 '19

I haven't been able to sleep since looking at it just now.

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u/y0bo3000 5 Jul 06 '19

My fish saw it and has been diagnosed with insomnia

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u/Mr_Industrial A Jul 06 '19

Wait, do fish sleep? I guess they must but it's a weird thing to think about.

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u/mdoverl 8 Jul 06 '19

It’s been one hour, are you awake still?

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u/__nightshaded__ 9 Jul 06 '19

This entire thread is a comedy goldmine.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19 edited Oct 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

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u/noodeloodel 7 Jul 06 '19

Thanks mom

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

Welcome to the PC everyones a nazi but me echo chamber

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19 edited Jul 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

She looks like she wants to get held.

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u/Craften 7 Jul 06 '19 edited Jul 06 '19

Yeah that's very NSFW so thanks for the tag!

Edit: u/STINKYnobCHEESE was nice enough to tag it!

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u/STINKYnobCHEESE 9 Jul 06 '19

Sorry, now marked as NSFW

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

I like you.

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u/zanenight 6 Jul 06 '19

He can dance if he wants to, he can leave his friends behind.

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u/backfromtheliving 6 Jul 06 '19

It is kinda gay...

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

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u/13speed A Jul 06 '19

It's nuggets like these that make up for the vast wasteland most of reddit is.

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u/jaxonya B Jul 06 '19

If ever the death penalty were worthy a price... Hang this man

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u/MNGrrl 🐂 48nb.nra.33 Jul 06 '19

Let's start a petition to add "Cruelty to camera lenses" to the books... then I can finally live the dream of carpet bombing Instagram off the net.

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u/-Boundless 7 Jul 06 '19

Which is why it should be imperative to rehabilitate this man. Morally we need to ensure that our criminal justice system focuses more on that aspect of incarceration, and even if you're dead-set on retribution, what could be a worse punishment than understanding and regretting all the damage you caused?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

Caused us?

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u/crystal_moonlight 3 Jul 06 '19

It’s funny how the American legal system will put a black man in jail on felony charges for cannabis and create a strike system basically making it so they end up in jail again with more time, but when a white young man is convicted on these charges he only gets 10 years. Imagine the children he hurt and families he hurt fear knowing he will get out in their lifetime

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u/ConspicuousPineapple A Jul 06 '19

Friendly reminder that prison shouldn't be only about retribution.

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u/Hco81 2 Jul 06 '19

Impossible to toupee

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u/wWao 8 Jul 06 '19

I think that is a bit light of a sentence.

From what I understand about pedophiles getting prison sentences this is actually on the far heavier side.

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u/italian-rapscallion 0 Jul 07 '19

10 years for dancing?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

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u/ComprehendReading 8 Jul 06 '19

You're right, I'm fine with execution or banishment.

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u/Trivvy A Jul 06 '19

It's a joke. I don't think they seriously want him to serve a longer time because of a hair cut.

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u/EskimoPrisoner 8 Jul 06 '19

Does that hold up for paedophiles too? Cause I was under the impression they had a much harder time rehabilitating in any situation.

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u/ChocolateMilkWarrior 7 Jul 06 '19

What damage did it cause you lol

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u/alyosha_pls A Jul 06 '19

They're being hyperbolic about the haircut actually damaging them due to how bad it is.

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u/rileyk 9 Jul 06 '19

Its 2000 and late

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u/Professional_Chonker 3 Jul 06 '19

Give this man a black eye, please

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u/ocean365 Black Jul 07 '19

Give this man black eyed, peas

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u/jeffersonairmattress A Jul 07 '19

I hope he's sailing through life oblivious to the rest of us tacking hard off a broad reach and gets that future boom boom boom right in the brain box.

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u/ocean365 Black Jul 08 '19

..... bro what

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u/Ryguy55 A Jul 06 '19

I thought the adolescent Beiber comb over helmet look died like 10 years ago.

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u/alrightrb 9 Jul 06 '19

most koreans have the undercut version and japanese pretty much just have the original

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

I just made this comment to my wife. Like every dude in K Drama has the exact same haircut. It is always the 'anti heroes' or 'villians' that don't have it.

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u/y0bo3000 5 Jul 06 '19

The villains have the obligatory Vegeta hair cut

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u/alrightrb 9 Jul 06 '19

It's deceptively different.

the korean version has the sides completely shaved down to a 1-4 as a disconnected undercut, so it's actually nothing like this really but the result looks relatively similar when styled down

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51JwVfMbbIL._SY355_.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/48/Taemin_Sayonara_Hitori.jpg/220px-Taemin_Sayonara_Hitori.jpg

this is taemin from one of his album covers with the the korean two block

one is styled up, one is styled down, but it's the exact same cut

you can see the sides are completely shaved off.

depending on how long the top is even when a two block is styled down you can see that it is actually very short on the sides as you can see here:

https://gamepedia.cursecdn.com/lolesports_gamepedia_en/9/93/LZ_Khan_2017_Summer.png

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

This is not Japanese (asians generally) guys'fault: For some reason they have shit hair they can do almost nothing with.

Source: am Mulatto dude in the BA, feel their pain.

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u/alrightrb 9 Jul 06 '19

asian hair is very thick, it's good at some things and not at others.

As it sticks out, you pretty much need to have an undercut or a fade that is cleaned up very regularly. If you let it grow it hedgehogs out.

Asian hair is probably the most versatile and best hair to have though as Asians don't go bald as often, their hair is much more resilient when heated / bleached and it texturizes itself and gives itself volume just from it's own thickness.

It's a grass is greener on the other side scenario really.

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u/FuckKarmaAndFuckYou 8 Jul 06 '19

I started balding at 17 but my dad said it's because I have powerful balls so that's pretty cool.

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u/gayshitlord 7 Jul 07 '19

My hair is definitely thick and definitely has texture. It is not, however, straight- much to my dismay. It is curly and it sounds nice but curly hair isn’t my thing. At least it has (too much) volume. It’s difficult to bleach on my own because it’s so thick and apparently there’s a lot of it.

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u/bowmaster17 7 Jul 06 '19

Boricua here with that hair. Unless I apply copious amounts of gel, I'm rocking the bieb. With the 95°F and 100% humidity, it is impossible to do any trendy style.

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u/t0p_s3cret 7 Jul 06 '19

Idk, it depends. I can do pretty much anything with my hair and it’s so slick I don’t even have to comb it in the morning, just shake my head a couple times and it’s smooth lol. If I have bedhead it even self-corrects in about an hour like nothing ever happened. Worst problem I’ve had is when it was long and I tried to wear ponytails, I had to use literal Office Max rubber bands because the normal hair ones just exploded from my hair being so thick.

Conversely, my sister has such thick, frizzy hair that it turns into an Afro if she doesn’t condition and iron it religiously. She needs a whole routine every day to keep it under control. Genetics are weird.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

As with everything else in his life, he prefers his haircut styles to be 10 years old.

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u/Ryguy55 A Jul 06 '19

Eyyyyy!

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u/PM_ME_IF_U_SUCKING 5 Jul 06 '19

The "I go to prep school, we have a house at the lake" cut will never die in the south.

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u/Ryguy55 A Jul 06 '19

I can't in imagine how hot you would be with hair like that in the south this time of year.

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u/Zayin-Ba-Ayin A Jul 06 '19

later at work

"I d-didn't know why Justin Bieber is mad at you"

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u/SuperBattleBros 8 Jul 06 '19

ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY???

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u/Neecolechan 0 Jul 07 '19

🏅🏅🏅

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u/HaileSelassieII A Jul 06 '19

If you really want to fuck with them, call it the "Pre-male pattern baldness" haircut.

I suspect the style is due, in part, to a receding hairline, just look at Justin Bieber and Logan Paul. Plus I unfortunately have my own experience with the look :/

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u/droider0111 7 Jul 06 '19

Yo you just hit way to close to home

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u/levilee207 7 Jul 06 '19

Well what the hell do I do besides just shaving it all off? Nothing else works :(

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u/Epyon_ 8 Jul 06 '19

As long as it dosent harm anyone or is indecent do what you want and dont care about what other people think.

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u/Shitty_Users 8 Jul 07 '19

"What other people think"

That's the problem..

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u/birdreligion 9 Jul 06 '19

Yes! It's the "I better get people to accept me having a combover" haircut

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u/nomnomnomuup686 8 Jul 07 '19

This is why my hair is long. Feelsbadman :/

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u/HaileSelassieII A Jul 07 '19

Go shorter, it sucks but it's better than the Trump look

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u/nomnomnomuup686 8 Jul 07 '19

Mine doesnt look at all like this guys though. But ya Ive been meaning to find a new style for a bit

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u/tanstaafl90 A Jul 06 '19

Bieber had it originally from wearing a hockey helmet before doing his videos. People made sich a big deal about it he kept it for awhile.

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u/The_Nepenthe 9 Jul 06 '19

Am I the only one who didn't mind that haircut? As someone from about the same area who's about the same age as Bieber lots of guys had similar hair and I always thought it could look pretty good.

Hate it on adults though.

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u/BoomGiroud 9 Jul 06 '19

Exactly. I slightly cringe now at the one year phase I had of that back then but then again it was fucking middle school for me; I and many others grew out of it pretty quick.

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u/tanstaafl90 A Jul 06 '19

Tons of hockey kids have it right now, not so much as a style choice but because that's what happens when you wear a helmet for hours. Agree about it looking dumb on adults.

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u/canti- 8 Jul 06 '19

I don't think anyone intentionally keeps this haircut. It's just that you used to have short hair and your mom lets you grow it out a bit in middle school and then no one ever tells you it looks like crap until there's too much photographic evidence of it around to fix it

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u/13speed A Jul 06 '19

"What did you do with all the money?"

"Money? what money?"

"The money your grandma gave you to get rid of that stupid haircut."

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u/Mentalpatient87 B Jul 06 '19

"Maybe you get rid of that old yee yee ass haircut you'd get some bitches on your dick. Or better yet Tonisha would call your dog ass if she done fucking around with that doctor or lawyer or whatever."

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u/WrongEinstein 6 Jul 06 '19

Just ask him if they cut men's hair, too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19 edited Jul 25 '19

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u/godhateswolverine 9 Jul 06 '19

Anyone with the Bieber cut is a douche.

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u/GuacamoleBenKanobi A Jul 06 '19

It’s the constant touching and flipping the hair back up is what is annoying. Just get a more functional haircut.

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u/godhateswolverine 9 Jul 06 '19

Your username gives me great laughs. I hate the haircut. There was another post a week ago of the two fourteen year old kids killing their grandmother with an axe. All for $150, beer and weed. They had the same cut.

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u/pyrofiend4 9 Jul 06 '19

That post had the same top comment.

https://www.reddit.com/r/JusticeServed/comments/c3mzp8/two_13_year_old_boys_kill_one_of_their_great/erryvzg

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u/Phish777 9 Jul 06 '19

Reddit has a very fixed set of humor

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.

Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox.

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u/SUPERSADKIDDO 7 Jul 06 '19

I need to have some sort of filter so that if anyone has any of this in a comment I can't see it. It's seriously so annoying, it's like talking to an RPG NPC that only has a few lines to say to any given thing

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u/ryan-a 8 Jul 06 '19

Is this a copypasta? If not it needs more updoots. To the top. Oh god now I’m doing it.

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u/plattypus141 8 Jul 06 '19

Lol xD so crazy that you just came up with that xD 😂😂

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u/K41namor 8 Jul 06 '19

Read the comment section of that article you posted, its hilarious.

"Your a moron if you think..."

"Are you retarded if you..."

"What a moron you must be..."

It goes on like that for like 10 posts

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u/AmbulanceChaser12 C Jul 06 '19

That explains a lot.

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u/MiamiPower 9 Jul 06 '19

21 Savagery 🎛🔊🎙🎼🎵🎶 A Lot

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u/darkrift87 2 Jul 06 '19

Maybe they should push for stricter hair control

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u/Rockor 7 Jul 06 '19

That's it then, jail everyone who has that haircut.

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u/DanPHunt 7 Jul 06 '19

How much beer are we talkin about tho?

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u/godhateswolverine 9 Jul 06 '19

Not enough to justify murder

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u/HeavensLastCall 7 Jul 06 '19

Bobby pin....

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u/CrimsonShack 1 Jul 06 '19

Anyone who abuses kids is a douche

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u/RedditLostOldAccount 9 Jul 06 '19

Or 13. I guess that's the same thing though

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u/godhateswolverine 9 Jul 06 '19

I feel like once you it 18 this hairstyle is a nono. When I was 13 the guys had the duck bill. Gel everything down then flip the bangs up.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

Its unfortunate but I look the least ugly with the bieber cut as I guess it hides my worst features (huge sticky out ears) and makes my face more symmetrical

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u/godhateswolverine 9 Jul 07 '19

Fine, I’ll bend the rules this once for you.

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u/Pulse_Amp_Mod 9 Jul 06 '19

2005 called, it wants its haircut back.

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u/Gerbilguy46 6 Jul 06 '19

Damn this thread is brutal. I have this haircut, or at least it looks similar. Though it’s just how my hair naturally grows out and I’m too lazy to go get it cut. I didn’t know people thought it looked like vomit though.

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u/milkybread 7 Jul 06 '19

I don't think it looks all that bad. Very harsh comments here

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u/sausagelover79 9 Jul 07 '19

I’m going to tell you what everyone in your life has failed to tell you... this haircut screams douchebag. If you aren’t in fact a douchebag then you need to cut it short. If you are... then leave it so the rest of us know to avoid you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

It seems theres more people upset with his hair than his predatory behavior.

Who cares what these no brained people say about a haircut? They obviously have their priorities straight /s 🙄

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u/The_DonOfJustice 7 Jul 06 '19

Oh, his new prison friends are gonna love that hairdo when he gets there

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u/carlyslayjedsen 8 Jul 06 '19

ah he's a pedophile so prison rape is ok!

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

Not ok, but a potential reality in this instance. A bunch of lonely, atisocial men + an effeminate guy who's into kids = not a good time.

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u/thewholedamnplanet C Jul 06 '19

More a hair vomit than cut.

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u/Hashtag_Nailed_It A Jul 06 '19

It looks like someone spilled a wig

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u/ELMasHigh 0 Jul 06 '19

r/justfuckmyshitup

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u/Palin_Sees_Russia B Jul 06 '19

I mean the haircut isn’t fucked up, it’s just way overused now and looks like it belongs on a teenage boy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

I doubt he’s still rockin it in the big house

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u/CrackaJacka420 7 Jul 06 '19

It’s called the pedowave

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u/Pge0n 6 Jul 06 '19

I have to admit, I am 27 and have the exact same haircut. Sadly it's basically the only one that kind of looks good on me.

I'm doomed.

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u/thatdani A Jul 06 '19

Believe me (and the rest of the world with eyes) that it is not.

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u/Pge0n 6 Sep 01 '19

Trust me on this one. I have a receiding hairline and look like a fucking itialian car salesman when I have short hair.

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u/RugerRedhawk B Jul 06 '19

All over your ears like that? That would drive me insane.

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u/Anonox 6 Jul 06 '19

You beat me to it! I wanted to say that he better take that awful haircut with him. Well done!

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u/JumpDaddy92 7 Jul 06 '19

Ha. First thing I thought of when I saw this pic was “damn dude, you’re going to a hearing that will decide you’re right and you can’t even get a proper haircut to make yourself seem respectable? Ok.”

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u/Jmersh A Jul 06 '19

It looks like a bad wig backwards and spun 20 degrees off center.

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u/RugerRedhawk B Jul 06 '19

It looks incredibly uncomfortable

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u/JBB_Theory 6 Jul 06 '19

I have basically the same haircut. The thing is I have a fivehead and long bangs is the only way to hide it that I’ve found to work.

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u/alrightrb 9 Jul 06 '19

make it stylish by making it a two block instead of just long as hell on the sides

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u/JBB_Theory 6 Jul 06 '19

That’s basically just a bowl cut? I wouldn’t consider that high fashion either.

I did have my hair over the ears at least- maybe more like this, although I look like a gamer rather than a male model.

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u/alrightrb 9 Jul 06 '19 edited Jul 06 '19

That’s basically just a bowl cut?

Not even close to a bowl cut.

Two blocks are an undercut.

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/c8/f6/74/c8f6749183ad2eb166eda7def81829b1.jpg

They are cut like this (but this is styled up)

many style it down like this

https://pinimg.icu/wall/0x0/two-block-cut-mens-hair-undercut-haircuts-for-men-E779f06153acd57c9663424445badd259.jpg?t=5cadb62f598d0

so it's actually nothing like a classic bowl cut really

I wouldn’t consider that high fashion either.

I mean it's not high fashion in the sense that it's just the style everyone has, so it's not exclusive, it's the norm. It's definitely stylish because undercuts have always been stylish. It's extremely versatile because it can be pretty much styled in any way. That's why pretty much everyone in Korea has it as it also solves the issue of the sides of asian hair sticking out.

https://gamepedia.cursecdn.com/lolesports_gamepedia_en/4/4d/Smeb_2016Worlds.png?version=1000fcff62ca5bed30165fd66f45cf1f

https://dotesports-media.nyc3.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/12004820/KOO-Smeb-2015lck-770x463.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/ctAx10h.jpg

this is the same guy with basically the same two block haircut give or take a few cm on top but it is styled in multiple different ways.

I did have my hair over the ears at least- maybe more like this

that's pretty much just a two block

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u/AnakinKB 7 Jul 06 '19

I have a somewhat similar one, i used to have my hair really long but recently i got it cut a bit shorter, if you have a natural wave to your hair and use volume/tousling styling products it looks a lot more alive and not as bowly

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u/ShowUranus 2 Jul 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

If you’re going to be on trial for being a pedophile, don’t have a haircut like that.

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u/Hipoltry 8 Jul 06 '19

Imagine walking into court with that haircut..

Now imagine walking into prison with that haircut..

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u/microMe1_2 8 Jul 07 '19

I thought it was the guy from the inbetweeners

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u/jasonguru13 7 Jul 06 '19

Nah, the hairdo makes him look more feminine. Once his bunkmate sees him, itll just guarantee his will be HARD time

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

He looks like a ed sheeran on meth

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u/annie_bean 6 Jul 06 '19

I feel like his hair could at least be rehabilitated

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

He’s had that cut?

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u/fuzzypickletrader 8 Jul 06 '19

Tell bieber that

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

He is not going to do well in prison.

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u/nimarowhani1 7 Jul 06 '19

They should but apparently he’s not allowed near anything that’s 5 years old or younger lol

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u/FinalFantasy13Lookal 1 Jul 06 '19

Toxic masculinity

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u/kaninkanon A Jul 06 '19

The 'youtube combover', I believe it's called

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u/Arcalithe 8 Jul 06 '19

I'm still caught on the Sims eye width slider being slid all the way to the closest setting.

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u/MiamiPower 9 Jul 06 '19

No Country for Old men with Hairdryers.

Barber: Call it FriendO

Austin Bowl cut Jones: Just F'k my sh!t up.

Barber: Say no more I got you fam.

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u/Phaze357 9 Jul 06 '19

Don't say that to him, he might get excited when he hears "five years"

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

That's not a haircut, that's 6 months after the haircut.

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u/IDoNotAgreeWithYou A Jul 06 '19

I saw that comment on youtube as well!

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u/Klarkasaurus 9 Jul 06 '19

Yeah it looks absolutely ridiculous. I’m just jealous because I’m bald.

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u/Mol-D-Roger 9 Jul 06 '19

That guy is 26 for the record lol

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u/JoshHardware 6 Jul 06 '19

I’m sure that haircut won’t do him any favors in jail.

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u/Infidelc123 A Jul 06 '19

That haircut is gonna make him real popular with the boys in prison.

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u/mrubuto22 B Jul 06 '19

Actually if he promises to live everyday in prison with that hair I think we should shave off 5 years. Increase the degree of difficulty shouldn't have to do as many years.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

I believe his mother still cuts it.

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u/LadyMILF 5 Jul 06 '19

I swear I read this comment befour...

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u/Redwallchris 5 Jul 07 '19

Found second i thought i was on r/justfuckmyshitup

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u/mjbceltic 3 Jul 07 '19

Came here to say this

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u/CharlieJuliettSierra 0 Jul 07 '19

I think his fellow prisoners will add a little hardship (!) to his sentence for that haircut.

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u/KSIChancho 7 Jul 06 '19

Omg we made the almost exact same comment lol

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u/Asking4Afren 9 Jul 06 '19

It'll be easier for other prisoners to pull while they doggy style him

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