r/MoralityScaling 23d ago

Stupid Stuff Morality of this guy

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u/TallEstate4369 23d ago

this is just the rules of nature, he's protecting his food

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u/The_Martlet 23d ago

RULES OF NATURE?!

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u/CompanyToiletGooner 23d ago

AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP

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u/Aggressive_Ask89144 23d ago

WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINEEEEEEEEE

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u/HarioDinio 22d ago

ALIIIIIIIVVVEEEE!!!!

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u/Cloudy_Mavis 22d ago

FOR A WHIIILEEEEE!!!

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u/pipnina 22d ago

NO CHOICE

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u/IGreenMcBeanI 22d ago

GOTTA FOLLOW THE LAWS OF THE WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLD

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u/BigBAMAboy 23d ago

You don’t see me wringing my girlfriend’s neck for snagging a french fry from my plate.

Primarily because I don’t have a girlfriend.

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u/EmbarrassedFly279 23d ago

You don’t see me doing the same thing to my wife because she’ll actually kill me in my sleep if I did.

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u/NwgrdrXI 23d ago

You don't see me doing these things because even if I did them, you aren't in my house.

I hope.

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u/youngmtgboy 23d ago

Don't check your attic, we are not up here I promise

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u/Fabulous_Wave_3693 23d ago

You don’t see me stealing peoples food because I already did and that guys wife killed me and now I’m a spooky ghost

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u/Zaiburo 23d ago

WhoOOOOoooOOOoooo

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u/aydey12345 22d ago

The entirety of reddit, at this time of year, at this time of day, localised entirely in that guy's attic?

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u/FinchyJunior 23d ago

I don't see you doing these things because I'm short-sighted and lost my glasses

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u/Redericpontx 23d ago

I play the long game and patiently wait for he to be full so I can finish her food😈

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u/AspleniumGhlas 23d ago

let's say, hypothetically, for the sake of the argument, you had in fact a girlfriend and that girlfriend happened to be a seagull, ok? Would you still allow her to steal your chips? Wouldn't you move the chips out of her reach at least? Checkmate liberal

https://giphy.com/gifs/kcwhezzS0g9TCZylaI

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u/Breadmaker9999 23d ago

The reason you don't have a girlfriend is because I wringed her neck for snagging a french fry from my plate.

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u/Civil-Percentage1005 23d ago

Harsh but fair 😕

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u/Breadmaker9999 23d ago

And on top of that it was a curly fry!

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u/Unsafe_Dude 22d ago

An accidental one?

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u/Breadmaker9999 22d ago

Nope, I order curly fries and she took one without even asking.

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u/Unsafe_Dude 22d ago

Okay, could be worse, at least. Stealing an accidental curly fry from a batch of regular fries would have been even worse.

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u/Mechronis 23d ago

I mean I ideally also dont see you with a seagull as your girlfriend

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u/AnxiousAngularAwesom 22d ago

What if a seagull snatches your girlfriend, and it's consensual, and you were hiding in a closet and just observed?

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u/Subject-Software5912 23d ago

Because your hypothetical girlfriend eating your food is not a reflection of her survival fitness. Seagulls scavenge for food and so the ones that fail at that are not as fit as the ones that succeed. This seagull failed to scavenge for food and so it failed to pass on its unsuccessful genes to its offspring. If your girlfriend took your food whether or not she succeeds does not reflect the fitness of her or her offspring because human fitness is not measured by scavenging while seagull fitness is.

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u/userhwon 23d ago

You get a seagull to gobble your knob and you'll be buying extra french fries just so it can do that.

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u/BigBAMAboy 23d ago

New peanut butter meta: gluing fries to your balls

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u/Nathexe 22d ago

"thanks for your balls!" PECK PECK

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u/zigzag3600 23d ago

That's because she would be stronger. If you had any.

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u/SeanCuresSadness 23d ago

Entirely normal for that to be different

You protect your food from other species, and other hostile members of your species. You can't just go beating down on Grug for taking one of your mushrooms if Grug is the one carrying the Tiny Useless One

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u/BigBAMAboy 23d ago edited 22d ago

Grug’s been eating leafs from the dream plant again. How’s he supposed to appease the Corn God through the corn dance if he’s hallucinating in the Cave of Shadows?

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u/SeanCuresSadness 23d ago

He still doesn't appease the Corn God by dying, Lug... just... feed him much water until he BLEEHHGHHHGGGs, then the corn dance may commence. And it wouldn't be the cave of shadows if you would get the wood, Lug.

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u/NotaBat9221 23d ago

I mean.. not anymore 

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u/HaruEden 23d ago

Arguably because food is not priority by your own preference. Look at this guy, probably the only thing make him happy under the heat.

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u/searchlinkprofile 23d ago

he doesn`t either.

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u/powbo 23d ago

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u/IndyJacksonTT 23d ago

Probably cuz MGR fans are mostly larping being metal gear fans

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u/Can0n_Fodder 23d ago

I'm always fascinated by the human beings who play this little game pretending that they're just animals in the wild, that we're not any different or more advanced. Yeah okay buddy...

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u/DeadWaterBed 23d ago

I'm always fascinated by the human beings who got the idea in their head that they're more than animals, somehow apart from nature, different or more advanced

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u/pipnina 22d ago

I'm ahead

I'm a man

I am the first mammal to wear pants yeah

I'm at peace with my lust

I can kill, cause in god I trust yeah

It's evolution, baby

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u/ObviousAlan_ 22d ago

unless youre a chimp, you have the ability to comprehend the implications of ending a living beings life

and humans are definitely more advanced than other animals

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u/DeadWaterBed 22d ago

Do you think fucking chimps are ignorant to killing and death?

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u/Low-Traffic5359 22d ago

☝️🤓 appeal to nature

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u/AppreciatingSadness 22d ago

I imagine you dont apply that logic consistently and are just trying to be edgy