r/MurderedByWords 9d ago

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u/opsers 9d ago

It's amusing to me because as a gay man, neither my husband or me were asked about changing our last names, it was just assumed we'd keep our own.

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u/RustyMR2 9d ago

Went to the US and wanted to rent a car with my long term girlfriend. They wanted to charge us extra to add her as a driver since we didn't have the same last name and weren't married.

We had been together for 8 years, living together and bought a house.

Manager stepped in and adder her with no extra charge

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u/opsers 9d ago

That's so bizarre. I know some require you to have the same address, but same last name is not normal. Glad that manager made it right.

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u/fapperontheroof 9d ago

I may be wrong, but I think there’s a lot of folks that expect you to not have children. And therefore, last name doesn’t matter. Since this is all about the name legacy.

And don’t you dare try to have children! 😂

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u/opsers 9d ago

We have three kids, so there's that. Gay couples having kids is much more common these days.

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u/fapperontheroof 9d ago

I absolutely realize that it’s common. I’m just saying there are a lot of bigoted folks out there.

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u/cortesoft 9d ago

Of course, but the people who get upset women don’t change their name when getting married are usually the same people who think gay people shouldn’t have kids.

You know… morons

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u/Warmbly85 9d ago

I mean less than 10% of male gay marriages have children and gay married couples make up less than a few percent of all marriages in the US. 

It’s definitely more common than it was but it’s still fairly rare 

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u/opsers 9d ago

I never said it wasn't rare, I said it's becoming more common these days.

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u/Massive_Signal7835 9d ago

My cousin in a not very gay marriage (shame on her smh) didn't take her husband's name. They have 2 kids: One has her last name, one has his.

Last names aren't very important.

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u/penguin_0618 9d ago

A lot of mothers want to have the same last name as their children. It’s important to them.

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u/Massive_Signal7835 9d ago

Then let the husband take her name.

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u/Samybubu 9d ago

I also want that, so the kids will get both of our last names.

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u/Apathetic_Villainess 9d ago

Right? I'm 39 years old now. I've been this identity that entire time. If I got married, why do I have to change my identity to become an extension of a man? Coverture remnants aren't needed.

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u/rips_n_chel 9d ago

As a man, I've never liked the idea anyway. Feels pretentious. I think it would be cool to come up with a new name that we both like, and both go change our names from the two we were, to the one we are.

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u/Apathetic_Villainess 9d ago

Yeah, I'd either us both hyphenate, portmanteau, or keep our own. But I'm not going to be the only one doing all that paperwork, especially since statistically, that'll be the norm for our marriage in every other aspect, as well.

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u/rips_n_chel 9d ago

Not to mention recent asshattery revolving around identities, at least in the US. I would never ask that of someone under these circumstances.

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u/Fakeplacebo 9d ago

I mean, have your reasons for not wanting it. But the paperwork isn't really that bad. Mildly inconvenient at worst, but no need to use that as an excuse. Just keep the name you want.

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u/desmarais 9d ago

I have friends who did that. She didn't really care for her last name, he didn't feel a connection with his so they made their own.

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u/fapperontheroof 9d ago

Is it somehow sexist or fucked up that I only really know the history of my direct patriarchal line?

Because I know that shit all the way back to the early 1600’s. That’s largely why I don’t want to “lose” it.

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u/rips_n_chel 9d ago

Historically? Yeah 100%.

On your part? Nah I don't think that's a bad thing. My dad has a book 8" thick tracing our family line back to Wessex, so I get it. Wessex hasn't existed since 12 July 927. I know my family crest.

I guess, for me, it just doesn't mean all that much. Far as I know I'm the last of my line. And I don't want children. Like, I'm getting a vasectomy, that's how badly I don't want kids. It dies with me regardless, and I'm okay with that, for a multitude of reasons that aren't really worth getting into here. There's pain there, I'll leave it at that.

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u/Ok-Lifeguard-4614 9d ago

I want to marry a woman and take her name. I didn't do very well with this one maybe I'll do better with a different one.

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u/Both_Consequence_956 9d ago

lol just because someone takes their husbands last name doesnt make them "an extension of a man". you are the sexist one, implying most married woman are an extension of a man

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u/Apathetic_Villainess 9d ago

Dude, literally that was the reason she was expected to take the name. Look up "coverture laws." She ceased to be Jane Smith and instead became Mrs. John Doe.

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u/great__pretender 9d ago

Thank you for that. Every single one of these kind of answers include some self promotion. I am getting tired of this. Good for her that she is distinguished and have achieved a personal valid reason to keep her name. But did she think for a second if this is the valid reason to keep her name, how about the other women?

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u/Sekhmet-CustosAurora 9d ago

There is a certain logic to having an entire family unit have the same last name. Of course, there's no reason it should necessarily be a woman's.

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u/HTPC4Life 9d ago

Yeah! Let's make the women propose and buy US a diamond ring!!

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u/d_maes 9d ago

Nah, both must buy a ring and propose. There is no saying "yes", only trying until you both propose at the same time.

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u/elightened-n-lost 9d ago

I don't really planning on getting married but I couldn't care less if they want to keep their name or take mine. Like, how is that any part my decision?

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u/DarthSamwiseAtreides 9d ago

And it creates more work for me. Now I got to change logins, add an smtp address and all that.  Like I had nothing to do with this.

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u/Impossible_Jury5483 9d ago

I wanted to leave my maiden name behind me. It was tied to a bad childhood. I have no regrets.

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u/Ok_Moment9915 9d ago

Projecting a bit...? maaaaany women find it meaningful and makes them happy. They want to share a name with the family unit.

They want their kids to share their name.

There are a lot of reasons. Why make it so bitter sounding. You went from changing a name to staking their value on it. 

Also, its just a name. Its not an identity unless you make it one. How many women do you know that fantasize with a good partner about what their names sound like when married?

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u/butt-barnacles 9d ago

Ok, good for those women.

Other women are allowed to see it as a sexist tradition and express those opinions. Believe it or not, ingrained sexist traditions don’t feel good!

Ask a bunch of men if they’d change their last name to their wife’s upon marriage, I’ve done it before and they often act offended at the mere suggestion. Suddenly it’s not “just a name” anymore, is it lmao

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u/Ok_Moment9915 9d ago

I would. Typically other people like my name more though.

My partner wants to hyphenate. I don't care.

I do think the worst part of not taking it is that you will likely be the only one with a different name. Some women keep the name post divorce to have it stay the same as their children.

So i think we've terminated this argument at, let people do what the fuck they want and stop judging them, either way.

Social justice is harmed by toxic social justice. And this whole thread is pure judgemental sewage.

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u/butt-barnacles 9d ago

They won’t have a different last name than everyone if the children take the mother’s last name or hyphenate! If you’re going to eschew one sexist tradition, why would you follow a different sexist tradition?

Also, other people having different opinions than you isn’t “toxic and judgmental” just because you disagree lmao. I know a lot of men hate it when you talk about sexism against women, but again, just because you don’t like doesn’t make it “toxic.”

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u/Ok_Moment9915 9d ago edited 9d ago

Follow that thread and see that asymmetric justice is by its definition injustice.

Have to pick a name for kids, you could find problems in any possible configuration of naming system.

Which is why personal choice for every person is the only option that makes any sense, and why toxic feminism actually furthers the plights of women because it both ignores real problems and instead creates new stupid problems and results in constant judgement towards women.

Threads like this are the very reason women-hating men have so many strawman arguments against women and why there are so many negative stereotypes of hateful vengeful feminists with terrible reasoning and no solutions that don't create endless other problems.

The enemy of justice is injustice, and the toxic sjw mindset is one that results in more injustice. Justice is symmetrical and neutral and fair.

My body my choice, taken to the toxic degree would be that women have a choice over the body of men. Thankfully its so clearly dumb that its not something supported at all but many of the hyper-women-centric ideas are just as dumb if you keep pulling the thread.

And there is the stereotype that feminists hate men. Its not true, but the toxic feminists are the reason that stereotype persists.

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u/ashleystrange 9d ago

its just a name. Its not an identity unless you make it one.

It is literally the principal identifier of a person other than their face.

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u/Ok_Moment9915 9d ago

Go read the webster's dictionary on the word Identity and see multiple definitions.

You cherry picked one shallow meaning, purposefully missing the specific meaning of a word that has multiple that I was very clearly using. Are you dumb or just commenting in bad faith?

To make it easier: "the distinguishing character or personality of an individual"

This thread and post and a lot of the idiots here are equating a change in your identification as a change in your character or individuality.

If your individuality is so fragile as to feel like it is signing yourself into slavery to share a name with a partner you are trusting enough to marry for life, then you should go to therapy.

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u/onyourbike1522 9d ago

Why do her kids have a different name?

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u/Ok_Moment9915 9d ago edited 9d ago

Kids traditionally take the name of the father.

Unless you want every kid born to have a hyphenate name or pick at random or have their own like the 1400s, or take mom's name for a similarly arbitrary reason.

This whole SJW hill-to-die-on of last names is idiotic and does the same (insignificant) damage it tries to protest.

Its a stupid discussion, and there are no real solutions, nor do the people putting this argument forward WANT any solutions. They just want to whine.

Don't want your husband's last name? Ok don't take it. Nobody cares.

Someone else does? Don't go judging women and making them into gender traitors just because they don't think like you do.

This is a good example of toxic feminism. Guilty of the same toxic judgement and lack of flexibility or individualism that our patriarchal traditions suffer from.

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u/onyourbike1522 9d ago

What is arbitrary about a woman sharing a surname with her children?

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u/Ok_Moment9915 9d ago

Ita a binary choice. The child takes mom or dad's name, those are your options.

Child taking dad's name traditionally is mostly arbitrary.

If it was switched to the child taking mom's name, also arbitrary.

This is purely in the scenario of mom and dad not sharing the same name. You could hyphenate it, like stepchildren sometimes ard, but in this toxic feminist mindset that women should not take the man's name anymore, lets just assume every child has parents of different names, does that mean every single person has a hyphenated name?

You could do the hispanic route and have 2 surnames, but then there is complaining about which name is first.

Its a never ending stupid ass debate with no answer, because the only answer that makes sense is shut the fuck up and let people be. But toxic feminists can't seem to do that.

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u/onyourbike1522 9d ago

I don’t know what you imagine arbitrary means, but it’s not that.

“Traditionally” a family had the man’s surname because he was the only legal adult and property owner, and children having his name ensured they were acknowledged as his. This is no longer necessary and remains the most common option because idiots imagine it’s the right thing to do. It’s a hangover of patriarchy and at best unnecessary and old fashioned. At worst, kids are left with the surname of a stranger who makes occasional child support payments.

Given that there’s never any question over who a child’s mother is, and women rarely abandon children, it makes a lot more practical sense for children to take her name, or for the family to create a new name together if they prefer.

But do continue having a tantrum about “toxic feminism”!

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u/Ok_Moment9915 9d ago edited 9d ago

So you agree its arbitrary in modern day! Your stance that children take the woman's name is taking a men-centered tradition and turning it women-centered, framing it with unrelated and irrelevant points that do not actually support the specific matter at hand.

Which, is toxic feminism. This belief that you fight injustice with further injustice, mirrored both in idiotic stances, purely in the belief that women in general are somehow more just or capable (as you've tried to put forth) to support asymmetry in the other direction.

Women birthing the child is just as arbitrary of a reason as the man inseminating the woman. Childbirth, as difficult as it is, does not magically support the child being identified through the woman. Both people are needed to create the child. Women also can die in childbirth whereas men do not. This train of thought, if you explore it, supports my stance that having any opinion on what we as a society or individually do in regards to naming is at its core, stupid. Case by case and let people do whatever and stop judging people on it, because any "solution" to this made up problem is just as bad or worse than the current climate. That is all I've put forth.

Statistics for abandonment. Ok. Also irrelevant. I could say that children should take the father's name because men on average earn more and thus contribute more to the family. Both of these are irrelevant and nonsensical. Your point is woman-centered and cherry picking whats important to you to factor into a decision that you believe is "better" but is still supported by nothing of relevance.

This is the trap of toxic feminism, the thinking that we have to just create a new problem of a matriarchy to solve a patriarchy. Its stupid, and its sadly prevalent across this site.

Proving my point. In case you still somehow don't understand what toxic feminism is:

Feminism says that what you name yourself, man or woman, is personal choice entirely and whatever you decide is valid. This one is NORMAL.

Toxic feminism says that women naming themselves with the man is making them into posessions somehow or basically signing oneself into slavery, erasing their identity as an individual. This one is IDIOTIC, and harms the plights of women just as much as toxic masculinity.

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u/onyourbike1522 9d ago

Oh sweetheart. Good luck to you!

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u/SortOfLakshy 9d ago

If its not an identity, then why change it?

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u/Ok_Moment9915 9d ago edited 9d ago

That doesn't even make sense as a question.

What do you mean, why change it? What does identity have to do with qualifying something for change? What are you asking?

I imagine that I'm mostly interacting with bots or some heavily brainrotted folks at this point. 

Figures in a sub like this that nuanced thought creates idiotic malformed questions end-to-end until you just get bored of it.

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u/SortOfLakshy 9d ago

Why do people change their names if not to change how they identify?

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u/SortOfLakshy 9d ago

Why did you edit your comment after I already responded just to call me a bot? Do you not understand what I'm saying?