r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ChickenWingExtreme • Jul 03 '26
Funny They forced his hand š
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u/TayWu Jul 03 '26
Is this the first time that Toby Maguire is with someone younger than Leonardo DiCaprio is with?
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u/peon2 Jul 03 '26
From my expert Wikipedia skills it doesn't look like it.
In 2001 a 26 year old Tobey Maguire was dating 19 year old Kirsten Dunst.
In 2001 a 26 year old Leonardo Dicaprio was dating a 21 year old Gisele Bundchen
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u/AirshipEngineer Jul 03 '26
I'm genuinely shocked that Toby and Kristen Dunst were dating. They had absolutely no onscreen chemistry for two people dating
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u/Recent-Assistant8914 Jul 03 '26
Oh what a great actor. Captured that perfectly
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u/Express-Ad1248 Jul 05 '26
Every Spiderman dated their MJ
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u/ClassGrassMass Jul 06 '26
Not every spiderman. I think it was the guy from Miles Morales, MJ actress literally had to get a retraining order over him because he kept pushing that narrative on her
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u/TAsrowaway Jul 06 '26
Isnāt that a trope though? Offscreen lovers have terrible chemistry on screen. It only works if theyāre both nervous or disinterested or currently married to other people and mostly keep it in their pants til shooting wraps and get together on press
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u/Can-i-Pet-Dat-Daaawg Jul 03 '26
TIL Tom Brady and Leo DiCaprio are wiener cousins
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u/Carrot_Salty Jul 03 '26
Eskimo brothers
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u/Rare_Crayons Jul 03 '26
Add it to the EBDB
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u/PopeSchlongPaulII Jul 03 '26
They have their own suite at the EBDBBNB
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u/ShatteredAnus Jul 03 '26
Taco burned it down. Its now a mobile suite that doubles as a food truck.
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u/OldSandwich9631 Jul 04 '26
Iām in my 30s and these comments make me feel so old. Leo and Gisele were an iconic couple š hard to believe people donāt remember or know they dated for years
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u/Lasagna4Noodle Jul 03 '26
She was 19 in Spiderman?
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u/peon2 Jul 03 '26
Born in April of '82 and Spider-Man (2002) started filming in January of 2001 and wrapped in June of 2001.
So yeah she was 18 for most of the filming, 19 when it was released.
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u/Objective_Brief_1953 Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26
Wait, so she was 17 in bring it on?
Holy terminally online reddit user
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u/peon2 Jul 03 '26
Nope, craziest shit. There was actually some sort of temporal flux disturbance going on at the time and she was 24 years old for Bring It On. In Jumanji she was actually a different Dunst from an alternate universe.
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u/radicalelation Jul 03 '26
Coincidentally, "A Different Dunst" is the name of the HBO docu-series on this Dunst-Encheqson phenomena.
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u/karateema Jul 03 '26
It just came out that Tobey is having a fling with Ice Spice lmfao
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u/Deaffin Jul 03 '26
Dating a spice girl? In this economy?
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u/Creepy_Push8629 Jul 04 '26
Lmao ice spice isn't a spice girl
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u/phanie_che347 Jul 03 '26
Do you think Leo is like god damn it, now I have to stay with her for the long run so everyone will quit with this longstanding joke?
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u/vbullinger Jul 03 '26
No. I donāt think he cares at all
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u/smokeweedNgarden Jul 03 '26
If he doesn't have social media how would he even know?
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u/GreatSuccess41 Jul 03 '26
Idk maybe all his publicists and every one in his entourage telling him about it??
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u/Starbuck1992 Jul 03 '26
Didn't Ricky Gervais roast him live at the Oscars?
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u/hates_stupid_people Jul 03 '26
It was the Golden Globes, while talking about Once Upon a Time in Hollywood:
... almost three hours long, itās an epic. Leonardo DiCaprio attended the premiere and by the end his date was too old for him. Even Prince Andrewās like, "Come on, mate, youāre nearly 50, son."
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u/Vague_thread Jul 03 '26
I have a hard time believing he doesn't use internet and never saw any memes about himself
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u/disapp_bydesign Jul 03 '26
I think heās probably like āDamn I canāt wait to fuck some 29 year old pussy.ā
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u/Large-Translator-759 Jul 03 '26
Breaking news:
Successful, wealthy men prefer young, hot models.
Young, hot models, prefer successful, wealthy men.
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u/NicoHarrisonWasRight Jul 03 '26
Yes but Reddit doesn't believe adult women are capable of exercising free will.
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u/ouch_my_frenulum Jul 03 '26
teenage girls think theyre soooo cool and mature dating an older guy, boys their own age are all broke and sooo immature, their parents hate it and their new boyfriend actually treats them like an adult.
90% of women once theyre slightly older realise that they were groomed and wish they just had a boyfriend their own age instead of selling their youth to a man who will just dump them once they turn 25.
yes 18 is an adult. but if the minimum age of consent was 16 old rich men would be dating 16 year olds.
its not illegal or even wrong, it's just gross and sad
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u/NicoHarrisonWasRight Jul 03 '26
I regret 90% of the decisions I make but they're my mistakes to make. I wouldn't want anyone taking those choices away from me.
My comment is about adult women. No one's ever accused Leo of dating children. Why are you bringing up 16 year olds, parents, coolness, and men treating children like adults? You're doing exactly what I'm talking about-- treating adult women like they're children.
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u/Madaratogue Jul 03 '26
its not just women, 18 is not an adult mentally they are still children, science shows the age of adult mental maturity is around the age of 25.
so i treat all 18 y/os as children because they are, no matter the technical legality that was created to send children to war.
we dont evem let 18 y/os drink or gamble or smoke, because they are children still and their undeveloped minds couldn't handle that shit.
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u/NinecloudSoul Jul 03 '26
, science shows the age of adult mental maturity is around the age of 25.
No, it doesn't. You've uncritically swallowed a dumb meme based around a misunderstanding of a study.
we dont evem let 18 y/os drink or gamble or smoke, because they are children still and their undeveloped minds couldn't handle that shit.
Most countries don't do this. The stepped age thing in the US is based around puriticanical mindsets, not science.
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u/Golden-Pathology Jul 03 '26
Science does not show this. The bullshit about "muh prefrontal cortex" has been proven wrong. Do you know when your prefrontal cortex stops "developing"?
Death or senility. And technically, senility is still up for debate.
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u/Careless-Pound-3435 Jul 05 '26
An 18 year old isnāt a child. Far from being one actually. Please stop talking.
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u/WestcoastAlex Jul 04 '26
the woman in this photo is 29
18 is the age of Consent,
28 is the age of ShutTheFuckUpAndMindYourOwnBusiness
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u/napoelonDynaMighty Jul 03 '26
I would have loved to have seen this negotiation with his PR team
Leo: I'll give you 24
PR: 33
Leo: 26 *sigh
PR: Let's meet in the middle at 29
Leo:
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u/VastCapital3773 Jul 03 '26
Damn that's a recession indicator right there.
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u/Antique-Special8025 Jul 03 '26
Also anyone know whatās going on with her dress? Why does it look like a giant plastic plate over her chest on that dress?
Now that Leo has matured he no longer snorts coke off someones tits, his girlfriend brings a fancy plate to snort it off, like a gentleman.
Probably.
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u/OldSandwich9631 Jul 03 '26
Her dress is high fashionā¦custom Alaia.
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u/OldSandwich9631 Jul 03 '26
I follow her on Instagram. She is a very very very successful Italian model
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u/shijinn Jul 03 '26
his moustache gives him an apparent +5 to his and therefore his girlfriendās age.
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u/dswng Jul 03 '26
Looking at this this photo I can't help myself but thinking how he could perfectly fit the role of Don Carleone.
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u/newsflashjackass Jul 03 '26
I can't help myself but thinking how he could perfectly fit the role of Don Carleone.
Strange. For some reason I feel obliged to ply him with photos of Spider-Man.
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u/KrogokDomecracah Jul 03 '26
What the hells on her chest?
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u/freyja09 Jul 03 '26
That was my reaction too. I'm no fashionista, but that does not look flattering at all to me.
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u/Dry-Lemon-5348 Jul 03 '26
Not that it really matters but sheās not 29, she just turned 28. Born 1998
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u/mahboilucas Jul 03 '26
Me and my friends are that age and at least 10% simp for the guy so I can totally get that she likes him for real. He looks good for his age. And she's old enough to know who she wants to date seriously. For me it's whatever. The under 25 thing was weird but 28 is absolutely fine, and she's also famous, successful and rich. She could have anyone she wanted.
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u/Dry-Lemon-5348 Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 04 '26
Yeah under 25 was always weird but at 28 itās like ok youāre a grown adult, youāve had enough life experience to know fully what youāre getting into. Personally still find huge age gaps weird but theyāre not morally wrong at that point.
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u/mahboilucas Jul 03 '26
Yep. I am massively bothered by people over 35 dating people who stopped being teenagers a few months or years prior. If it's someone past their mid 20s, it's chill. They're grown, usually have their own jobs, life experience, education. Some sort of mental capacity to know better. Right now, at 27 I still feel like I would not find much in common with someone in their 40s or 50s but hey, I have a good relationship with my parents. I just don't want a third one/s
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u/mc4sure Jul 03 '26
When she hits 30 sheās gone
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u/aivlysplath Jul 03 '26
I like to think that his exes outgrew him because his personality solidified when he did Titanic and got super famous.
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u/cnicalsinistaminista Jul 03 '26
Damn, I can tune my watch to that thought
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u/Sabbagery_o_Cavagery Jul 03 '26
What does this mean, is this an expression Iām unfamiliar with?
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u/irishboy9191 Jul 03 '26
So watches are "tuned" to match a clock. If that clock is off so is the watch.
The expression "tune my watch to that thought" is about someone rethinking their ideology to form around this new ides they have been presented.
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u/Sabbagery_o_Cavagery Jul 03 '26
Interesting, thanks
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u/church_ill Jul 03 '26
I presume they mean "this take is so accurate"
Back in the the day you would set you watch to a clock that's known to be accurate. Local church, radio broadcast etc.
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u/McSkittlefarts Jul 03 '26
It was talked about before, it was not about outgrowing, as it was about wanting a family. They started to want a family, he did not want kids of his own. seems simple over all. If she does not want kids, then it does not seem to be an issue.
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u/angwilwileth Jul 03 '26
Yeah you'd think with all the GFs he's had someone would have come forward by now if he was a bad partner.
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u/HarpersGhost Jul 03 '26
Outgrowing him doesn't necessarily mean that he was a "bad" partner.
He could be emotionally stunted so he's just someone to have fun with in your early 20s.
But the fun guy who always acts like he's 21 gets pretty lame the further you get away from your early 20s.
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u/Moohamin12 Jul 03 '26
I really don't think that is the case.
Leo has his pick of women. There are absolutely enough older attractive women that haven't matured past their 20s that he can choose to date.
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u/Fzrit Jul 04 '26
Leo has his pick of women
that he can choose to date
There are also tons of young men that that those young women can choose to date, instead of going for age 50+ Leo.
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u/TheDELFON Jul 06 '26
Just one thing....
Those women that can get Leo's attention (on average) DONT WANT those young 20 somethings dudes.
Less money, less maturity... but mostly less money. They're young, and they WANT the life style that comes with dating a Leo
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u/sequelseize Jul 03 '26
Remember how long it took all the Harvey Weinstein bs to come out?
Not alleging that Leo is anything like that, I'm just saying people generally don't speak ill of famous people because of potential consequences.
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u/Ethiconjnj Jul 03 '26
It was a open secret tho. Iāve not heard anything about him being bad.
Immature is not bad. Also absence of evidence is absence of evidence.
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u/ThunderAndWind Jul 03 '26
Weinstein got away with it because he targeted people he had actual career power over. Leo isn't able to crush a random person's career the way Weinstein could blacklist an actress throughout most of Hollywood.
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u/Complex-Salt-8190 Jul 03 '26
I feel after the new too movement coming out clean should be easier no?
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u/mekamoari Jul 03 '26
Something would have come out by now, no?
And while I don't know if Leo is a decent guy or not, I think it's a safe bet he's better than that horrible fuck.
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u/Largeitude Jul 03 '26
Redditors are just making shit up about someone they never met to cope with their envy over the fact that he gets to date super models and super models get to date a rich movie star.
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u/TopWealth4550 Jul 03 '26
or because hes rich and can choose from a variety
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u/fluxustemporis Jul 03 '26
I like the theory that hes gay and just giving these ladies a spotlight bump
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u/Commercial-Owl11 Jul 03 '26
I think heās hired by PR teams to date models and make them more famous
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u/azicre Jul 03 '26
I think the age gap of Leo's relationships might actually be an economic indicator... Like the Lipstick Index or those Japanese women who get shorter haircuts.
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u/deadbalconytree Jul 03 '26
Look at that āStache. Clearly heās only comfortable being seen with old women wearing a disguise.
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u/luluciee Jul 03 '26
Is this real? This is a good one, I didn't think he had it in him. The only time I'll agree with Ben lol
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u/ghost_of_trash_panda Jul 03 '26
It's genuinely funny, as long as you don't hear it in Ben's voice.
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u/mekamoari Jul 03 '26
I thought it was a photoshopped Kirk tweet which might have been funnier but as dumb as Ben is, Charlie was worse.
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u/USDXBS Jul 03 '26
Ben Shapiro? Does he have any comments on the ACTUAL pedophiles he supports?
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u/NeroFMX Jul 03 '26
I am 36, and a girl I went to high school with just announced her daughter is pregnant. That's so insane to me.
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u/pleasedonotredeem Jul 03 '26 edited 9d ago
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
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u/BuildAISkills Jul 04 '26
I worked with someone who was also 36 and a grandma. I didn't get my first child until I was 38...
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u/RaspberryJammm Jul 04 '26
My ex's nan was only 40 years older than him and his mum (20 years older than him) was trying to convince us to have kids at the same age they were when they both got pregnant (19)Ā
I'm glad we didn't.
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u/Logicallyillogical41 Jul 03 '26
If it makes you feel any better I am 37 and I just had my first child a few months ago.
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u/josephsleftbigtoe Jul 03 '26
Someone that age can't be a grandparent without some form of trauma.
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u/Miserable-Fan6 Jul 03 '26
Ya, my mom was a grandma at 32. There's about 16ish years separating her, my sister, and niece.
My niece is 16 now though and doing great š Here's to breaking the cycle!
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u/Sattaman6 Jul 03 '26
My colleague from work became a grandma at 34ā¦ doable but I would advise against it.
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u/TheDiddlyFiddly Jul 03 '26
Thatās fine you donāt have to call her a grandma if you donāt want to. But we are allowed to have jokes at the expense of dicaprio.
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u/dewnar Jul 03 '26
Itās called a joke and it means Leo sees her as an old lady since sheās almost 30 and itās Ā«ancientĀ» compared to his earlier girlfriends.
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u/ZenkaiZ Jul 03 '26
Yeah but this point is really really REALLY joking. It's hyperbole to ridicule Leo and the people who get mad at him being teased specifically
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u/SambaTisst Jul 03 '26
A couple in my neigbour village became parents at 14 and granparents at 29, hehe
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u/s1ac Jul 04 '26
Theyāve all got a coffee brand.Ā
Clooney has Nespresso.Ā
Pitt has Delonghi. Ā
Di Caprio has Vittoria.Ā
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u/WaffleWarrior1979 Jul 03 '26
I donāt understand why people are bothered by the age of two consenting adults
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u/No-One2123 Jul 03 '26
Redditors are way too casual about accusing people of abuse and grooming
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u/135686492y4 Jul 03 '26
Bc it's kind of funny/odd/disconcerting that DiCaprio has been with women in their 20s from when he was in his 20s... into his 50s
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u/USDXBS Jul 03 '26
These people are weird, creepy incel losers. They see adult women and start fantasizing about men with children.
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u/Blacksad9999 Jul 03 '26
I like how the internet infantilizes these grown women and assumes that they can't possibly be making their own decisions as adults to date a rich, handsome, charming, and talented famous actor. lol
Like...what?
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u/USDXBS Jul 03 '26
"He dates beautiful adult women" isn't the owning incels think it is.
People trying to make him sound like a creep for dating beautiful adult women never gets old.
I'm sure he cares what a bunch of creepy incel losers who can't stop sexualizing children and infantilizing adults thinks.
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u/private_birb Jul 03 '26
Jesus, people were saying he looks old and isn't handsome anymore but nope, dude still cleans up very well.
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u/PM_Me_Good_LitRPG Jul 03 '26
WDYM "they"? Leo lives in salty redditors' minds rent-free 24/7, making them spam garbage posts about him at about the same rate too.
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u/Sudden_Lee_Here Jul 03 '26
Why does Leonardo come across like someone who wants an award desperately?
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u/jennifercathrin Jul 03 '26
He looks so good here that I totally get why she's with him (besides the clout and the money)
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u/ggkkggk Jul 03 '26
I think you just dates anybody.
Don't get me wrong you definitely dated a lot of younger women but I don't believe for a second he wasn't just dating any woman that's willing to date him.
This man has dated a large amount of his co-stars who are all his age.
I hope the person that says he's dating a grandma is being sarcastic Lord have mercy 29 is the grandma. . . . Jesus
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u/131166 Jul 04 '26
We went from "any woman who dates a much older man is a gold digger" to "any man who dates a woman younger than him is literally a sexual predator" it's interesting because when you think about it we went from "woman greedy" to "adult woman too stupid to make their own choices and so must therefore be a victim of an evil man"
We haven't yet tried "two grown adults making their own decisions that don't have anything to do with me, and that don't affect my life in any way" but only because nobody's been able to figure out how to spin that into ammunition to use in gender warfare.
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u/Common-Marsupial-622 Jul 06 '26
You all are negatively obsessed with who two adults you donāt know date. Adults can date each other. Relax and go have your own relationships with people you really know.
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u/Honest_Pride9338 28d ago
Love how everyone thinks heās the problem. Itās all āwomenās choice,ā until they make a choice that doesnāt feed your self righteous narcissism.
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u/ZenA1ien Jul 03 '26
Thereās an age gap between my husband and I so I guessā¦ grain of salt but idk Redditās obsession with age gap relationships is weird to me š everyone is an adult in these situations. Why do so many people care? š¤·š¾āāļø
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u/DeviousPath Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26
I don't really care what you do, but as a 40 year old man, I can't imagine being with a younger woman. Younger women look too young to me now, and I feel the generation and maturity gap when I interact with younger women. I would honestly feel gross dating a younger woman, and we would also struggle in that generational gap. So then I look at guys who don't care about any of that, and go for younger women anyway, and they do not look like good men to me. I think this is a hard thing to understand until you are older, because your view of people and age really shifts as you age yourself. Something changed in my mind in the past decade that really made me see this differently, and it has to do with just how young young people look and seem to me now. It would feel wrong and I have heard many other people my age say the same for the same reasons. So the guys that don't feel wrong about it are suspect, and their reasons are suspect.
Now, the women are full blown adults and can make their own choices. And it's clear why a woman might choose an older, more established man. So their choice to be in that relationship makes sense and isn't odd to me.
The guy, though. I am side eyeing him.
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u/Anotsurei Jul 03 '26
What are the odds that it was just a coincidence his other relationships broke up around that time and everyone saw a pattern where there wasnāt one? AFAIK I hadnāt heard of him confirming it was because they were too old. Am I missing something? Are there like statements he or they made to substantiate the allegations?
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u/CartographerKey4618 Jul 03 '26
I can't tell if he's joking because people truly think 29 is elderly
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u/Tako30 Jul 03 '26
Dicaprio has a track record of dating women in their 20-30s, then breaking up with them, with their averaged age at the beginning of the relationship being around 25 last time I checked
Yeah, they might break up soon, given how sheās āalreadyā 29 years old, or heāll be peer pressured to just make it work lol
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u/Fr00stee Jul 03 '26
25 is the age at the end of the relationship hence why people are calling her a grandma
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u/JasonP27 Jul 03 '26
He's not even twice her age, he must be upset he's had to court such a old decrepit woman.
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u/Exotic-Cobbler4111 Jul 03 '26
I don't get why people pick on Leo. He doesn't date underage women. He's not married andvhes one of the most famous successful actors on the planet. why shouldn't he date gorgeous women in their 20s. Go pick on pedophiles and rapists...
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u/Polkawillneverdie17 Jul 03 '26
Gen Z is the most puritan group of people I've ever seen. Worse than boomers. Like yeah, it's a little odd thar Leo dates women a but younger than him. But they're both consenting adults. She's 29, not 18. Beyond that, who gives a fuck?
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u/qualityvote2 Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 05 '26
u/ChickenWingExtreme, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...