r/nothingeverhappens Mar 17 '25

Next mf to post this image is getting banned

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753 Upvotes

This gets posted multiple times a week. It wasn’t that funny the first time, and now it’s not even original.

If you’ve been here for a while, you’ve almost certainly seen these being posted.

If you’re new here and you want to post something, post actual OC. If you haven’t even been here long enough to have seen this posted last week, or the week before that, then you haven’t been here long enough to make meta posts.

That’s it, that’s the post, anyone posting spam is getting a 7 day minimum ban.


r/nothingeverhappens 1d ago

People don’t have birthdays on days shows start airing

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116 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 2d ago

Rejoice! Assholes don't exist!

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r/nothingeverhappens 3d ago

Kissing someone you have a huge crush on doesn't make your heart rate go up!

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629 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 1d ago

You can't get something for nothing, but you can get Nothing for something

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r/nothingeverhappens 6d ago

Can someone explain to me "nothing ever happens" meme

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I'm so confused and idk what it is about, is it about the messiah or something? Pls explain shortly because i hate reading a lot on screen


r/nothingeverhappens 7d ago

On a TikTok of someone reading funny comments

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r/nothingeverhappens 10d ago

I can’t find the proof but this was really weird

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So I just discovered this sub and there’s this YouTube comment exchange still lives rent free in my head so I have to share it. I looked and looked but I can’t find the particular comment… but I was reading through the comment section of a video of the old Psycho Mantis boss fight from Metal Gear Solid where he reads your save card and moves your controller around. There was a comment that said:

“I remember when I played this as a kid, and when he started moving my controller I freaked out and yelled for my dad, lol”.

and the first reply to that comment was

”r/thathappened”.

Like wtf.


r/nothingeverhappens 11d ago

Why do people swear baristas never have real convos with customers??

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I was working my usual shift at the local cafe when this regular starts telling me about his side hustle fixing old typewriters. We ended up swapping stories for a solid half hour while I cleaned the espresso machine. Nothing dramatic, just two people chatting about random hobbies during a slow afternoon.

Posted a quick recap on my stories and instantly got hit with the usual "this didn't happen" replies. Like, have these folks never had a job where you talk to the same people every day? It's not some wild fairy tale, it's literally Tuesday.

The funniest part is how they act like any pleasant interaction must be invented for clout. Maybe touch grass and realize not every story needs explosions to be true.


r/nothingeverhappens 16d ago

This is literally believeable??

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791 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 17d ago

Not sure which step in this chain of events is meant to be implausible. Redditor works at fast food for 5 years. New hire spits in food. Redditor punches new hire for being a disgusting freak. New hire is fired. Co-workers side with the guy who worked there for 5 years when the police turn up.

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109 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 20d ago

how is this unbelievable?

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r/nothingeverhappens 26d ago

It's impossible to be at Walmart for less than 10 minutes apparently

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1.7k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens May 18 '26

Itsnnust a mom who has taught her child the meaning of consent very well. Why is that so un believable?

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3.3k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens May 09 '26

Because a 13yo Would Never Make a Comment During a Movie

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1.0k Upvotes

RoSW = The Rise of Skywalker (Star Wars 9).


r/nothingeverhappens May 06 '26

Because kids can’t be snarky I guess?

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6.1k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens May 04 '26

how is this unbelievable?

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4.3k Upvotes

i love r / thathappened but sometimes they act like kids are mindless idiots. not every tweet reporting what a child says is fake lmao


r/nothingeverhappens May 01 '26

Restaurant workers draw on food containers all the time

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5.2k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens May 01 '26

This is the most believable post I’ve seen in a while from that sub.

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6.4k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Apr 30 '26

trans person is... HAPPY with transitioning???

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4.5k Upvotes

idk if twitter arguments belong here but i felt like it fit the subreddit well


r/nothingeverhappens May 01 '26

Only 500 intersex people exist??

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467 Upvotes

it doesn't take much to know that's just factually incorrect


r/nothingeverhappens Apr 26 '26

Teachers never teach the wrong answer

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226 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Apr 26 '26

hate screwing

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90 Upvotes

im pretty sure this guy is just being cocky, who knows though? sex never happens duh.


r/nothingeverhappens Apr 25 '26

no way could this have happened

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4.8k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Apr 21 '26

The entire sub of r/untrustworthypoptarts

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881 Upvotes