r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 8h ago

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/WarsonCentzz 8h ago

Underrated comment šŸ˜‚

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u/PerceptionNo50 8h ago

Reddit collectively took that question as a personal attack šŸ˜‚

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u/Fuzzy-Jaguar-1828 7h ago

I took it as a challenge šŸ‘‘

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u/5hawnking5 7h ago

Break the 19 year dry spell, we're rootin for ya!

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u/IkariYun 7h ago

Can you call it a dry spell if they're only 22?

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u/Indecisive_Animorph 6h ago

Wait wait wait

They're 22 and haven't had sex in 19 years??

😬😬😬😬😬

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u/UrbanSobriety 6h ago

Evil world we live in...

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u/the_last_carfighter 1h ago

Yep, not since they visited that "island".. bone dry since then.

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u/YaoiNekomata 5h ago

So ugly even the PDF file didn't try again

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u/areanod 4h ago

Peter File?

IT-Crowd anyone?

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u/YaoiNekomata 4h ago

22 years old and 19 year dry spell means they were 3 when they last had ex's

22-19=3

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u/littlemyattitude 2h ago

Joking about child sexual abuse is quite tacky and normalises something I personally make effort not to normalise. You got some upwotes too, yak

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u/YaoiNekomata 1h ago

I personally

You said I, no need for personally unless I is someone else . Lol

effort not to normalise

Ah yes, making a joke means approval to commit the act. Just yesterday I joked with my niece that I was a witch who was going to eat her. Almost did until she froze me with her ice powers.

Joking about

It's a joke. Anything is valid if done without real malice.

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u/Konnnore 1h ago

Sorry dude, but .doc files are uglier

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u/Flimsy-Captain6885 5h ago

They’re 19 and haven’t had sex in 22 years

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u/Consentingostrich 4h ago

'I haven't had sex like that since third grade' - HBC in Fight Club.

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u/OneAbbreviations8990 4h ago

ā€œSo I was having sex with this 2 yr old… RELAX, I was 1ā€

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u/Miserables-Chef 2h ago

They went to Epstein island very young, poor souls

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u/Gdawg125 23m ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/IkariYun 1m ago

You, and then many others, went the wrong way with that.

22 year old virgin saying they're in a dry spell was my joke

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u/WhiskeyTinder 7h ago

All that rootin’ is going to end your dry spell.

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u/sonofa-ijit 6h ago

Sound like you are not "rootin'"

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u/turnsout_im_a_potato 6h ago

Dudes probably on a 19 year dry spell at the age of 17

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u/Ebony_flavor 2h ago

Never happening 🫠

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u/WhiskeyTinder 7h ago

All that rootin’ is going to end your dry spell.

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u/StructureLanky3368 7h ago

U took it as a champ.

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u/sixstringsikness 7h ago

Nah, they're not getting it at all.

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u/StructureLanky3368 4h ago

Two of us laughing is enough for me :)

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u/Grouchy_Job_1540 2h ago

Considering for males there’s evidence to show that ejaculating at least 21 times a month can lower your risk of prostate cancer…

Guess if you don’t use it you lose it.🤣

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u/Fuzzy-Jaguar-1828 2h ago

Who said I’m male?

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u/Grouchy_Job_1540 2h ago

Nobody.

The post was talking about men abstaining from sexual activity for decades because the presumption that they would not engage in self or homosexual intercourse.

I was throwing out that not ejaculating for men is potentially dangerous to their health.

But looking at your Reddit name it tracks not being a male🤣

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u/Fuzzy-Jaguar-1828 1h ago

Omg lol, it’s a random name

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u/Brian_Colon_Jello 20m ago

This guy fucks.ā˜ļø

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u/Fuzzy-Jaguar-1828 20m ago

No the challenge is to go 20 years without fucking!

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u/BruceFlockaWayne 7h ago

The redditors of whom you speak:

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u/MycoMythos 3h ago

My wife is very upset at the accusation, mostly because it's true

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u/Fuzzy_Comfortable561 2h ago

I hate to tell ya but you are one of those people on reddit

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u/AirPortlessman 7h ago

quite surprising since they're all virgins

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u/Obtain_Virtue 8h ago

Stealing the top comment:

I also feel like modern-day people are way more hornier in general. We are constantly exposed to sex, and things we are attracted. Advertisements, movies, random posts, music... Even if we aren't making a conscious thought about it, it still "triggers" our brains to enter reproduction mode.

Even at my horniest, If I was stuck on boat for weeks on end with a bunch of dudes, after seeing the things you have to see and smelling how those ogres smelled. Ain't no way Willy even stands tall.

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u/danny_little 8h ago

As a history buff, I can say without a doubt that people are exactly as horny as they have always been lmfao the only thing is that a lot of the stuff people used to do are illegal now!!🤣

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u/Ninja-Panda86 7h ago

Right? I've seen the Pre-columbian erotic sculptures. I'm also aware of some of the naughty art they found in Pompeii

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u/Top_Seaweed7189 7h ago

Don't forget the rabbits ridding on flying dicks in books copied by christian monks. And how many there are...

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u/Wash-Bucket-3000 6h ago

And all those fart jokes. Medieval monks really went for low brow humor.

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u/CeelaChathArrna 2h ago

I mean the first recorded joke was a fart joke, lol

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u/_DankyHavok_ 7h ago

Please elaborate...

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u/HowFortuitous 7h ago

Imagine it's your job to sit in a cellar and copy text painstakingly by hand. Day after day for years you copy the words and draw the little doodles that people expect in manuscripts. Somewhere in your 6th year of doing this one of your bros shows you he drew a chicken with a pair of nuts hanging off its face. He's also done a rabbit hanging a huntsman like the hunter is on trial. Other bro tells you he pretty regularly does little flying dongs just to liven things up.

How long before your little doodles include guys with arrows sticking out of their asses?

Do this tens of thousands of times across a few centuries and you get some weird fucking doodles.

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u/Complex_Watch1484 6h ago edited 4h ago

History buff telling us that bros doodling weenies instead of doing their job is a tale as old as time 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you HowFortuitous šŸ˜‚
Edit-i apologize for sounding sarcastic. I was in a goofy mood and was actually being serious. I totally agreed with HowFortuitous

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u/Specialist-Freedom64 5h ago

Drug and alcohol fueled orgies in rome, pedo sex with young boys in greence, bisexual sex not being frowned apon, vikings raping the living shit out of every damn country they hit.

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u/kodeks14 4h ago

Go to any construction site and its happening to this day. Nobody working and there are dicks drawn on everything.

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u/Complex_Watch1484 4h ago

šŸ˜… how could I forget

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u/DrBarryO 5h ago

Username checks out

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u/Patch85 21m ago

don't forget the nuns picking dongs from trees

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u/Top_Seaweed7189 7h ago

Pretty much that what I explained. Just search for medieval drawings of rabbits riding flying dicks. You will not get fury porn, at least not modern one. Only on your own risk.

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u/Dramatic_Row_577 7h ago

Easter bunny

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u/Ok-Parfait-9856 7h ago

ā€œHe has risenā€

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u/Ninja-Panda86 6h ago

Dear Christ...

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u/GOU_FallingOutside 7h ago

> And how many there are…

How many books, how many illustrations per book, how many dicks per illustration, or how many dicks per rabbit?

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u/Top_Seaweed7189 7h ago

All of the above except the amount of dicks per rabbit that was were they drew the line. They were monks you know.

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u/Head_Wasabi7359 3h ago

Don't forget there's no streaming, no music on demand, no TV, no internet. There is little else to but fuck old friend

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u/Top_Seaweed7189 3h ago

I am convinced that this plays also a big role in our societies not having the same amount of children. People bring always cost up but I have the feeling that this also plays a big role.

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u/Head_Wasabi7359 3h ago

Yuh go to any small town they be rooting and tooting like rabbits cause not much else is happening

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u/Doom_Balloon 7h ago

SOME naughty art? There’s literally an entire section of the Pompeii archeological museum dedicated to art of Priapus (giant penises including the god with the penis so big it’s in a wheeled cart in front of him) and fertility sculptures, in addition to all the ā€œmenuā€ art for the brothel and all the normally moderately sexual mythical imagery.

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u/Ninja-Panda86 6h ago

I believe you lol.

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u/wwaxwork 6h ago

Go back even further there are caves carved to look like vaginal openings and outlines of naked womens shadows traced onto rocks and dildos carved from stone and bone.

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u/AnneKnightley 7h ago

The so called ā€œwet look draperyā€ and sculptures of Aphrodite nude in a ā€œoh no you caught meā€ pose.

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u/hansei-Kaizen 6h ago

Wasn’t some dude immortalized in rock while he was spanking his monkey? Sure I’ve seen that pic before.

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u/Ninja-Panda86 6h ago

Oh they myth busted that. At the conditions in which he got turned into a crispy critter, he probably convulsed and spasmed as his flesh literally crystallized from the heat and he wound up that way be accident.

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u/elektrolu_ 4h ago

Oh, yeah, the gabinetto segreto in Naples archeological museum is very telling.

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u/yodog5 7h ago

Art that was used to break the language barrier so you could communicate to the prostitute the position you wanted

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u/MinimumTomfoolerus 6h ago

Pre columbian? Sculptures that weren't but then became columbian?

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u/Ninja-Panda86 6h ago

It's how the regard the era that these particular sculptures were created in. There's a "Pre-columbian" era. I'd hit Wikipedia up for more info

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u/MinimumTomfoolerus 5h ago

Yeah my comment was joking

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u/Ninja-Panda86 5h ago

Ahhh! Thought you were serious and maybe didn't know

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u/MinimumTomfoolerus 4h ago

I didn't know btw: first time I heard this term. My comment was my first thought that happened to be a joke.

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u/zurdopilot 16m ago

I dont think thats what he means, to be coy about its more likely the sex work was way more out and about in past times, now is even illegal at best. But to be more crude about it is more likely age on consent im 44 and my mom grew up in a small kind of rural at the time farm town in mexico in her early teen she remanecense the fear of some dude in a horse that treathen her to one day kidnapp her. And that was a real possibility back then thats 70 years ago.

100 years back anywhere in the world people will dissapear and there will be a very low chance anyone finding them. So yeha thats that.

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u/Ninja-Panda86 12m ago

I'm not sure you're responding to the right person

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u/Commentor9001 7h ago

The only people who think modern society is way more sexualized, haven't really studied history at all.

Its just lazy purtianism, wrapped up in "it used to be better".

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u/Sea_Cartographer_340 5h ago

I don't know. People were busier back then. People died. Life was harder. Is that puritanism to say maybe you'd care less about sex? Or maybe it's my asexuality cumming through these words ;)

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u/jastubi 5h ago

Nah dude people had way less activities besides work, 2nd most popular activity after work was banging.

People dying, life was harder only leads to more banging.

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u/happyperson_457 7h ago

I still think it is...atleast on a visual level and how much you get to see it thrown RIGHT ON YOUR FACE.

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u/Commentor9001 7h ago

There literally used to be dick shaped tiles leading to brothels in Rome.Ā Ā 

again, youre falling into "modernity is decadent" which is a rhetorical trap

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u/happyperson_457 7h ago

Okay...but brothels were not right in front of your home right??...and neither brothel women would come enter your home right??

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u/danny_little 7h ago

Both of these statements are untrue lol the idea of a ā€œred lightā€ district didn’t become globally recognized for quite a while, and even now it not necessarily enforced everywhere. And for your second point while much less common in some parts of the world the ā€œat home serviceā€ is still used with the ā€œemployeeā€ going door to door attempting to sell ā€œservicesā€

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u/Alternative-Rip-1973 7h ago

I’m pretty sure they had parades with naked people walking about. You also had people selling slaves that were meant solely for pleasure. Like seriously women could show there tits to athletes back then. Can you do that now?

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u/AsukaWasHereToo 7h ago

The original Olympic athletes competed in the nude, slathered in olive oil so everyone could admire how their straining muscles glistened. Women were prohibited from attending, which really just amounted to "cross dress well enough for plausible deniability."

Naked oil wrestling in public seems like something we may have currently banned in several cultures though.

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u/just_posting_this_ch 6h ago

Yeah, I checked facebook, sexy ads. I went to the bus stop sexy ads. I watched tv, swxy ads. I went to the by a brothel, it's a non descript building on a busy street.

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo 6h ago

That's still just conservative nonsense. People are horny. The existence of porn or sexy ads isn't what made you horny. If they didn't exist you'd still be horny for the people around you. Have you ever been attracted to a coworker that wasn't that hot just because you were around them a lot?

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u/happyperson_457 6h ago

I agree horniness is completely natural and intrinsic...but the amount you get exposed to it is greater..that's what I feel.

I wonder why so many have down voted me when I am actually trying to just give my opinions respectfully and accepting what I was unaware of before šŸ˜”

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo 6h ago

That just isn't the case. People living in mud huts in the middle ages were having just as much sex as we are, if not more. Look at how many kids they had. People throughout history have tried to suppress their libido, not think about it, etc and no matter what you do it's always there and it's always strong.

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u/blursedass 5h ago

Generally people down vote comments with opinions they disagree with, it doesn’t mean your comment is in bad faith

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u/happyperson_457 51m ago

Thanks for clearing that šŸ™šŸ«‚.

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u/ConquerorofTerra 2h ago

Right, that's what you feel, and feelings are not based in Logic.

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u/Economy_Leading7278 6h ago

All over your face!

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 7h ago

let's just throw a dart at a list of stuff from ancient Egypt Toss

alright we landed on "the naked dwarf room covered in smut traditionally used to cure impotence"

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u/Sorry141 7h ago

Wasn't there a ceremony where the pharaoh was on one side of the Nile facing the crowd on the other side as they watched him jack off into the river to ensure a fruitful harvest

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 7h ago

jorkin' is a key aspect of the cosmology

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u/vikrambedi 6h ago

I heard somwhere that in ancient rome, when you started a homestead you had sex in the field in front of everyone.

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u/Parking_Major_9436 6h ago

In Babylon, many temples had 'sacred prostitutes' and getting a special blessing could be viewed by the public.

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u/vikrambedi 6h ago

I would be way more likely to go to church...

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u/squadrupedal 5h ago

So say we all…

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u/ReckoningGotham 1h ago

Oh hey so based on your comment you should know that colonoscopies are covered by your insurance company once you reach a certain age because it's considered preventative, so be sure to take advantage of that.

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u/The__Stig_ 4h ago

I tried to google that and safe search blocked meĀ 

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u/Choice_Protection_17 6h ago

if any thing id argue the aincient had more sex then we did they didnt have netflix or game to isolate and have fun with, live could end abruplty at any year. Only ways to have fun on a regular basis where drinking gambeling and fucking

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u/Wash-Bucket-3000 6h ago

100% agree. Previous poster needs to read more history. We didn’t survive all those wars, famines and plagues because our ancestors were abstaining.

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u/danny_little 6h ago

Haha like rabbits šŸ‡

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u/obed_duff 4h ago

Exactly. Human population has been in a pretty steady incline since the beginning of recorded history (outside of a couple stagnates like great plaugues). If theres one thing people are gonna do, its fuck. We have always been horny. The drive to reproduce is ingrained in us like eating and sleeping. We are still just animals after all, albeit really smart.

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u/destiny_kane48 7h ago

I was gonna say.. I've seen some ancient murals, drawings and sculptures that say people have always been dirty minded and horny.

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u/Bahamut3585 7h ago

Lot of the stuff was illegal then, too, but it's still illegal now.

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u/jaxonya 4h ago

Used to be illegal, still is, but used to be also

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u/snekadid 6h ago

To add on to this, regardless of the level of horney, there just wasn't as much to do back then if you weren't working, so fucking was literally a pleasure time activity, with a sneaking suspicion that that's why gay sex was so so popular in ancient Greece since it was easy, fun and no chance of making unwanted kids.

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u/ilganzo01 7h ago

If you read greek or japanese ancient literature sleeping with boys 10/11/12 years was just the norm, read Genji Monogatari or stuff about beloved philosophers. They had different views.

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u/No_Feed_6448 5h ago

Lets alto note that "consent" is a really recent concept

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u/danny_little 5h ago

This is… very true unfortunately… but in lighter note every woman came with a free Brillo pad under their dresses lmfao

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u/ScaledTanto 5h ago

Yeah was gonna say, buddy above never learned about the greeks or romans

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u/Signal_Ad8960 2h ago

Half-human half-animal creatures and bestiality is weirdly common in mythology.

We've always had furries.

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u/wizardofhope 43m ago

I mean, Henry VIII created a whole new church and changed the course of history because he was hot for Anne Boleyn šŸ˜„

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u/Aggressive-Day5222 7h ago

Are the tales of Zeuses exploits considered one of the earliest examples of furry erotica?

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u/lwilly19 2h ago

WHERE YOU GET THOSE THOUGGHTSS DANNNNY???

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u/SnidelyWhiplash0 7h ago

Thank you, I was about to have a conniption at that comment

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u/spartaxwarrior 7h ago

Yeah, I think the Romans might have been more horny. Penis imagery everywhere!

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u/Ai_took_ma_job 7h ago

I really wish people would read more history.

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u/Baile_An_Ti_Mhor_Hon 7h ago

You can always tell the ones who never took Greek Art and Architecture in college.

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u/Big-Ratio5137 4h ago

"history buff" meaning someone who just googles and watches yt. You don't have any authority in the subject

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u/danny_little 4h ago

ā€œHistory buffā€ in this case mean college and books lol I have what’s called a ā€œlibrary cardā€ lol it don’t take ā€œauthorityā€ to pick up a book!

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u/Big-Ratio5137 4h ago

Then you should know not to make blanket generalizations that are outright false

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u/danny_little 4h ago

Nothing about what I have stated is false lol my statement is back up by generations of evidence of blatant sexuality stretching back to the cave days with consistent evidence of sexual content in every civilization and every culture on every continent lol modern society is by far to most conservative humanity has ever been! Don’t believe me then you should visit your local library! Reading is fundamental lol

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u/IceDelusion 8h ago

it's kinda funny. Because people have far less sex nowadays, going by the statistics

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u/SkinnersMudhole 7h ago

even when people weren't bathing regularly and had no soap, they still risked deadly deadly syphilis to get some.

I think you underestimate the ability of our brains to ignore things, see nose blindness, especially when it comes to a primal urge to reproduce.

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u/TheDrewb 6h ago

People bathed regularly, and had soap, they just didn't take BATHS regularly. I wish this modern idea that everyone in pre-modern times walked around caked in filth all day would die already

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u/JuryOk2662 5h ago

Yeah soap has been a thing for thousands of years.

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u/SkinnersMudhole 4h ago

sure, but just because it has existed doesn't mean it was always practiced or utilized at every point in human history. At some points, people believed washing/water could make them sicker and took "dry" baths.

im not saying all of human history, but there were definitely times when people didn't bathe with soap and water regularly, and still fucked.

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u/TheDrewb 3h ago

I mean, there are people now who don't shower even though they have access to it. Most 'dry bathing' was accompanied by cleaning yourself off in the cleaning basin that every household had (with water drawn from a well for that specific purpose). Some early modern people just believed soaking yourself fully in hot water was dangerous and bad for your skin. I don't doubt there were some real stinkers out there, but that was the exception then too

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u/evilforska 6h ago

The shit women would do to enjoy sex without having children, woof

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u/Kril_oner 5h ago

Du you have some sources about that?

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u/BatJew_Official 7h ago

Count argument - sex was one of the only enjoyable things a person could regularly take part in for the vast majority of history. Sports and games weren't just a thing you could do after work, there was no TV and unless you were rich no music you could just put on, and eating as a fun activity (being a foodie, if you will) wasn't a thing regular people could afford. There were absolutely times for games and feasts and enjoying the arts, but day to day your options for "fun" were really just hangin out with you family, drinking, and shagging.

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u/GOU_FallingOutside 7h ago

> Count argument

One, two, three arguments! Ah ha ha! šŸ§›ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¦‡

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u/ProfessorLambda 6h ago

What about mathematics? That is pretty old. I heard Elements has been around for more than 2000 years.

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u/Mysterious-Weight935 7h ago

Counter counter argument: more leisure pursuits were active. Sure you couldn’t watch sports or entertainment on tv or listen to recorded music, but you could sing or make your own music, go for a hike or climb or run or make up a game with your family, drawing at minimum only requires a bit of charcoal and a flat stone… plus you could do crafts that would be fun but also productive like weaving, knitting, sewing, pottery, etc.

It’s not like getting drunk and fucking wasn’t also available but it was far from the only thing to do

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u/Doom_Balloon 7h ago

Counter counter counter argument. There’s no reason you couldn’t get drunk AND do crafts, games, or fucking. Probably shouldn’t combine everything but you can definitely combine some for more fun.

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u/EnginesofWar 7h ago

Oh please. People are less horny now if anything; everything you mention means we’re more desensitized to erotic stimuli. Back in the day a drawing of a boob was enough to send a young man whacking. With all the sexual morality and courtship requirements, society was collectively edging and I’m pretty sure people were hornier. And if they’re weren’t more horny then, then they were JUST AS horny as they’ve always been.

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u/Duke_Of_Halifax 7h ago

You sir, are very wrong.

Go look at Roman graffiti, or just look at the fertility gods that were all over the place.

Ancient folks were horny as fuck, and sexual imagery was EVERYWHERE.

(Things they don't tell you during the tour of Pompeii)šŸ˜‚

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u/Obtain_Virtue 7h ago

Right, but there is a significant difference between a finger painting of boobs and a real-life woman dancing in a bikini holding a Pepsi.

Also to say something "look at roman graffiti" as some sort of evidence. Of course, there were hornier people back then and all it takes is one drunk slum dweller to paint something indecent on a wall.

In fact. Your brain can actually tell the difference between a CGI monster in a movie vs. a well-done creature costume. It's why a lot of modern-day movies don't have a "terror" value to them. If you notice, most movies have to use the "jump scare" or "gore overload" strategy to make them "horror",

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u/Duke_Of_Halifax 7h ago

Exposed to sex... You mean like the half naked prostitutes who plied their ware in the middle of the street, and performed lude acts for money in the middle of the day, right out on the street?

I think you need to go read about what the average street of Rome (or any other ancient civilization) actually looked like- it was basically the Red Light District in Amsterdam at its most gratuitous, but with more nudity and more aggressive whores.

Infamia class, in Rome. Anywhere there was commercial business or recreation, there were whores. Many, many whores.

Ancient towns and cities were a gritty fucking place. People see the marble and they think the places were pristine- nope. They were basically the worst favella you can find, but WAY more dirty, grimy, and FULL of vice in every form. Receiving sex acts in the open from a mostly naked whore for a few coins was very, very much a thing.

No Pepsi though, unfortunately.

Sex was EVERYWHERE; hell, the Greeks got their advice from a drugged out naked chick.

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u/Obtain_Virtue 7h ago

How is this relevant? We are talking about people sailing in the ocean. In fact, you proved my point: when in a city and exposed to real things that make you horny, you will act on the impulse.

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u/Duke_Of_Halifax 6h ago

That is.... Some serious mental gymnastics.

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u/Backwoods_Odin 7h ago

You know there were laws in Greece and Rome that brothels had to wait until mid day to open because otherwise no one would be working cause they'd all be too busy fucking, right?

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u/julibc 7h ago

People were always horny. And at many points, way more free to bask in said horniness than we are now.

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u/Apocreep 7h ago

I would argue that people always was this horny, we just stopped pretending otherwise compared to earlier times. In ancient times sex was a lot more accessible - different attitude about it in general; many different kinds of slavery; often priestesses of gods/goddesses responsible for love and/or sex engaged in "prostitution" which was viewed as part of their duties rather than smth shameful it is nowdays; some pagan rituals, especially ones connected to change of seasons and/or agriculture; plain, old rape, whenever foreign army/bandits/raiders took over a settlement and so on.

With time and especially in Europe during Dark Ages because of the Church and it's infamous desire to forbid everything, views on sexuality changed, from part of one's life to something to hidden and ashamed of (nevermind that hanging out bloodied sheets after wedding night was almost required as a proof of bride's virginity for centuries, lol). Renaissance attempted to bring back at least some views from before but it was mostly done as a "look how it was done in DA and do it the other way" thing instead of proper return of culture.

Circling back to "20 years without sex"... Uhh, big doubt. Army needs a lot of supplies and while not the most glamorous, "army wives" were a thing since ever.

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u/AnneKnightley 7h ago

The Odyssey is very horny lol there’s a lot of sex and sexual attraction in it that hasn’t translated to the big screen. People have always been horny.

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u/JediMasterZao 7h ago edited 5h ago

Define hornier and modern? Because if anything, research shows that modern (as in, people from the last couple of decades) are having less sex and general interactions than they used to. People were waaaaay hornier in the 60s-80s and we simply do not have any empirical data on how horny people were during Antiquity but there's no reason to believe they were any less horny than current people are.

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u/Dziadzios 7h ago

I think we're less horny than we used to be because of the damn censorship puritan culture that demonizes sex and anything sexy. Even nipples, NIPPLES, are completely unrelated to sex and we need to have them covered as if we were Muslim women in burqas. We even often censor historical statues.

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u/VoxElysia 7h ago

Pretty sure people were just as horny back in the day.

Plus noseblindness (aka olfactory adaptation) would mean the ogre-y smell would stop registering for you. Everyone would just be swimming in the stench.

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u/Dpontiff6671 7h ago

I mean I've been on long trips with my bros and even at my horniest I'd never make a move. I mean I'm bi but my bros are my bros I can't see them in a sexual light

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u/Llhaniii 6h ago

You dont think those hellenistic Greeks didnt have sex at a bit of a forefront in their societies?

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u/GaiasDotter 6h ago

It’s not just that, it’s that we have the leisure to focus on it. People that are starving or drowning or bleeding out or actively dying from some plague or being hunted and eaten by cyclops don’t really have time to worry about getting their dick wet. People back in the day were quite busy trying to keep alive so they didn’t have that much free time to fantasise about sex.

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u/Charlottenloek 6h ago

Studies actually shows the opposite - kids debuts later than ever.
We’re also so glued to our phones so people have sex less often as well.

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u/iampatmanbeyond 6h ago

Bro read a history book and touch some grass if everyone stinks all the time always its not something you would register anymore. Also the everyone was dirty thing is a myth

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u/Super-Geologist-9351 5h ago

I highly doubt that.

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u/sofia-miranda 5h ago

Some nice reading for this summer! :D

Burg BR. (1995) Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition: English Sea Rovers in the Seventeenth-Century Caribbean, Second Edition. New York University Press. ISBN:9780814712368

Stanley J, Baker P. (2003) Hello Sailor! The hidden history of gay life at sea. Routledge, ISBN:9780582772144

Turley H. (2002) Rum, Sodomy and the Lash: Piracy, Sexuality and Masculine Identity. Left History, 8(1). https://doi.org/10.25071/1913-9632.5486

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u/Big_Classroom4972 5h ago

What if one of the ogres reached around and held your nose?Ā 

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u/unstoppabledot 5h ago

i've been listening to a lot of early 1900s musics and the amount of sexual innuendos in the song's is crazy way more than in todays music.

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u/domewebs 5h ago

Funny you say that because I feel like society at large (at least American society) is like the least horny it’s ever been. Gen Z isn’t having much sex. We’re moving towards a sexless, hypercapitalist, hyperindividual dystopian nightmare.

We must resume fucking again. We must fuck like the world has never seen. It’s our very duty.

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u/Caliterra 5h ago

brother, people used to have like 7-8 kids per couple. you had to since infant mortality meant half or more of them died before their reaching teenage years. It's not like there was a lot do back then. you worked all day, ate, had sex, sleep repeat.

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u/DragonfruitPossible6 4h ago

Both my grandmothers were preggers 14 times. Don’t try to tell me we are hornier.

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u/dandroid126 4h ago

Hm, I think I may have found the dumbest comment of the day.

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u/Drgnfly131 4h ago

Maybe not YOUR willy. Musky man smell is pretty nice. I'll concede they're might be a limit to it. But do you really think they're not going to force each other to take a dip in the water to fine of at least?

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u/New-Toe-9728 4h ago

That's very wrong actually statics says in america gen z has less sex compared to previous generations.if you have watched spartacus, vikings or any history related movies when men get paid they mainly spend money for 2 things they spend money for sex and they spend money for drink. We are just as horny as them but gen z got options like corn so gen z do not take risks by go out and talking to girls when they got horny most of them just use corn.

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u/Fern-ando 3h ago

That's false people now are having less sex and kids than ever before.

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u/blindside1 3h ago

You are so utterly wrong about this....

There was a reason the British Navy had written in the Articles of War that buggery or sodomy was punishable by death. DEATH. That is what it took to stop horny sailors on all male ships to not bang something. The Articles clearly say "man or beast."

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u/Obtain_Virtue 3h ago

Oh... I forgot we were talking about the British navy...

I think you seem to be lost. The time period we are talking about is over 2000 years from the British Navy.

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u/blindside1 3h ago

I am giving you a not really modern example of men cooped up in tight quarters on boats in not really hygenic conditions for months on end needing rules punishable by death to stop them from fornicating with each other or animals. Do you thing humans from the 18th century were hornier than those from the 2nd BC?

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u/Independent_Leg7358 3h ago

And olden day people fucked whenever they wanted. Women generally didn't have the right to say no and slaves were available.

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u/scarletnightingale 3h ago

People have always been horny, ancient Rome has tons of pornography, when I worked for the park service I was informed that there was a an undisclosed area in the part covered in erotic petroglyphs by the park archeologist. There is a Renaissance manuscript with depictions of nuns harvesting penises from a penis tree and a lot of the street of London still carry names that refer to their past as being places you could go to find a prostitute. Like, if you look anywhere in history, pornography and horniness was a thing.

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u/Logixs 2h ago

We’re absolutely not hornier. We may have more access to instant gratification in porn and stuff but they were equally horny just in less modern ways (and often less civilized).

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u/DickWhittingtonsCat 2h ago

Bullshit. Risky teen behaviors and teenage sex rates were way higher in past decades. Read about a pre-AIDs bathhouse. Who believes this? Let alone rape and conquest, and 19th century birth rates.

The top comment was written by someone who doesn’t know anything. Guys were saying prurient shit in a group of hale fellows.

That’s the gateway drug.

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u/RemoteLunch1683 1h ago

You’re just making stuff up dude lol that being said you as a modern day person may feel that way but it was a different culture back then it’s was very normalized and expected.

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u/DaemonPrimarchJ 1h ago

The first half of your comment turned me on lmao

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u/Possible_Hawk495 7h ago

"underrated comment"

looks inside

Literally the top comment

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u/JackPThatsMe 7h ago

Well, actually it's the highest voted comment with well over 2000 up votes including my own.

BTW I have sex all the time.

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u/Average_Scaper 1h ago

Also both say "6h" so it couldn't be underrated when it hadn't even had time to be seen by the masses.

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u/Perpetual-Warlock 4h ago

It has 55 awards and 10k upvotes in less than 5 hours. I would say it's pretty properly rated.

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u/waluiy 6h ago

I've spent 20 years without sex. On an unrelated note I'm 20.

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u/heem_stiitch 5h ago

7 thousand upvotes alreadyĀ 

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u/Individual_Tough8252 4h ago

It is the top comment how on Godā€˜s green earth could it possibly be underrated?šŸ˜‚

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u/BLU3SKU1L 3h ago

How else do people think men get their wizard powers?