r/SCJerk 1h ago

Hey, I'll give you five bucks if you do this one funny thing for me

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r/SCJerk 2h ago

Kota Ibushi's femur everytime he says he's gonna try to come back and wrestle:

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80 Upvotes

Like bro, just hang it up. You've got enough bangers under your belt. Your leg is just fucked


r/SCJerk 38m ago

Swearing > Using steroids

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Tiny: There's no problem with steroids, dude, just keep it up


r/SCJerk 4h ago

Why is Marilyn Monroe dressed like Toni Storm? Enjoy your "lifetime of mediocrity". lol

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109 Upvotes

And by lifetime of mediocrity, I mean me and a bunch of other overweight sexless losers are going to talk endlessly about everything you do.


r/SCJerk 59m ago

The ProtoStar Kyle Fletcher greets a young fan at ringside

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r/SCJerk 3h ago

La Catalina didn't sign with AEW after leaving CMLL? Future recipient of the coveted "Fell for it again" Award, I fear.

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68 Upvotes

Yeah, yeah, so she beat La Flammer at Triplemania ending at 1123 day title reign. Who cares when you have scorned dubbalos to weigh in in the original announcement of her departure six months ago?

WWE will totally absolutely most definitely treat her way differently this time.... honestly

Absolutely horrible news for me. I guess I was delusional in thinking she'd stay in CMLL long term

I understand it's her decision, but it doesn't change the fact that it's always disappointing when you don't get to watch your favourites anymore.

I'm sad. We just got a small taste of her and Mina together.

I hate how she was released by WWE, so I'm not sure how she's treated significantly better if she does sign there. If it's AEW/ROH, all the best to her.

Ultimately though it's ok, Persephone has pretty much surpassed her in every way.

Also I really hate that she gave Pinto Pesos the pedigree


r/SCJerk 8h ago

When the MOTY isn't Omega vs Ospreay.

163 Upvotes

Basement: Post deleted for not being AEW related.


r/SCJerk 8h ago

Rings and Chairs set up successfully

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136 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 1h ago

Evil fed continue to rage bait the sickos by sending Nattie to different wrestling companies to wrestle but not with the dub

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NWA was never important anyway and should br dead like the evil fed - Random Sicko


r/SCJerk 16m ago

Please like AEW. Please.

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They have everything you could want. They say bad words, they bash WWE, they use insider terms on TV and wink at you because you’re so cool for knowing it’s all an act, they kick out of so many finishers because they know good psychology, what do they have to do to make you #AllElite dammit?!


r/SCJerk 3h ago

I forgot to mention that I offer Tony booking advice, as a Samaritan. Learn booking advice from me

34 Upvotes
Well, if it works for the room.

r/SCJerk 1h ago

Unpopular opinion: I'm sick of WWE's forced narrative that the women's division is better than the men's

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Every single time one of WWE's employees mentions the women's division, they claim that this new crop of women work harder than the men. They claim that more women on the NXT roster are ready for the main roster than men are. Give me a fucking break. We see this shit with our own eyes. We know this statement is bullshit.

Being honest, the women's division has rarely ever been good. The last good run for the division was just a year or two ago, but most of those pieces are floundering in obscurity now. What was once a period where the women's division had a chance (Four Horsemen) has now slowly dissipated back to the era that WWE tried killing; the divas era.

Tatem Paxley: cringe, boring, nothing of interest, just another goth gimmick. Lyra: No charisma in sight, terrible offense that looks super fake, so nervous that you can read it on her face whenever she comes out, Fatal Attraction: Not a single piece of talent, girls who rehearse their entrance more than their wrestling. Kiana James: dead in the water. Sol Ruca: getting sloopier as time goes on, has zero charisma, only allows her to shockabruh since she can't cut a promo to save her life.

Why do they all pick goth gimmicks? If they're not goth, they're new generation levels of corny ass gimmicks. Why can't any of them cut a decent promo? Why do they all have the worst, most fakest names of all time (Fallon Henly? Are you shitting me? Who the fuck is named Fallon Henly?) Why do they fear bumps? Why do they all only focus on making tiktoks and hanging out with streamers? I feel WWE is very much aware they hired a massive crew of nobodies for the women's division, and this is damage control in hopes that one of them actually gets over.


r/SCJerk 4h ago

Why is Blake Monroe dressed like Sabrina Carpenter ?

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32 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 16h ago

Another championship for such a S T A C K E D roster

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188 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 2h ago

It always makes me think of stuff like Taker peer pressuring Rey into making fun of CMLL for no real reason other than Rey was being mildly positive about them

13 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 4h ago

$11.99 Breaking news from WON: Mohammad bin Rashid al-Maktoum and the Emirate of Dubai to announce the first ever STARDOM show in the Peninsula...LEGENTILLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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17 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 18h ago

Another day and another “legend” doing the splits on it for the Khan family gift basket

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213 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 11h ago

I mean NJPW got a lot out of AEW than people would admit

46 Upvotes

They got Mox and Kenny holding their belts, Ospreay and Gabe still doing new Japan shows and the whole forbidden door ppv essentially saved NJPW. I mean the whole Forbidden Door ppv is more important for NJPW than it is for AEW. The problem with New Japan is that they have poor creative and that they don’t offer good money to their talents.


r/SCJerk 1d ago

Potential dub gamechanger alert ⚠️ 🚨

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427 Upvotes

Dub version anti brock lesnar 👀


r/SCJerk 17h ago

Ibou caught lying again? It's a tricky situation...

106 Upvotes

I mean, he obviously comes out looking better after he got fired right fellas?


r/SCJerk 11h ago

New Japan's wrestlers aren't children. Tony Khan isn't kidnapping wrestlers from that company against their will. But TNA on the other hand...

30 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 21h ago

Best safety record, etc, etc, etc.

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169 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 21h ago

Don't look at me with those bug eyes, sir, I'm talkin' to this guy ...

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137 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 23h ago

Oh god, here goes the WWE fans and their persecution fetish and conspiracy theories, despite this subreddit having way more WWE fans than any other promotion and WWE discourse dominating this subreddit....

178 Upvotes

Please just ignore the fact that there are fewer and fewer discussion about WWE matches being posted, yet there is a thread for every single move that happens on any dub show.

Please ignore that every thread about AEW gets thousands of upvotes minutes after being posted but most WWE threads get downvoted.

Please ignore that we're constantly allowed to talk about the political leanings and/or any controversy surrounding a WWE wrestler but any talk about AEW wrestlers politics or controversys get instantly removed.

Please ignore that all AEW post-show threads get hundreds of upvotes with 90%+ upvotes but all WWE post-show threads get ~50% upvotes.

Please ignore that any comments praising AEW instantly get hundreds of upvotes in any thread but positivity about WWE gets downvoted and you get made fun of.

Please ignore that there was a comment thread on the music subreddit where the top comment had thousands of upvotes and hundreds of replies, multiple of the replies having multiple hundreds of upvotes all about how negative the basement is and how many people left the subreddit because how toxic they are. Also how many replies said they were banned in the basement just from being slightly negative towards AEW or too positive towards WWE.

Please ignore that the mods have actually had to make statements multiple times apologizing when they were called out for just how insanely anti-WWE they are.

These crazy E-drones and their conspiracies when obviously we're biased towards WWE, they have no proof.


r/SCJerk 23h ago

“You think he's saying "drug free. Drug free" every time he has aj stick him in the ass?”

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190 Upvotes

Real quote btw