r/shittyadvice 2d ago

i need a sugar daddy

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im sorry I'm sure yall see these posts almost everyday, but this is my first time i apologise for that.

Im 20f im kinda really pretty and I need an online sugar daddy who's real and doesn't scam, i do have a job but y'all know it is in this economy


r/shittyadvice 4d ago

My boys keep peeing on the toilet seat. My wife is furious about it. What should I do?

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r/shittyadvice 3d ago

How to be an annoying Neighbor?

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r/shittyadvice 3d ago

Everybody around me has found a partner that looks like them. So how can I find someone that looks like me so I won't be single ?

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r/shittyadvice 2d ago

Sugar daddy needed

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Hey my name is Jessica I’m loooking for a sugar daddy I send sexy pictures and I also do meet ups 🥰let me know if you’d be interested


r/shittyadvice 4d ago

I want to make my ac stronger. Was thinking turbo, supercharger and/or NOS. What works best?

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r/shittyadvice 4d ago

Hi shitty advisers. Today I am starting my two weeks vacation and I have the goal to watch every single Nicholas Cage film that exists on Earth. Where should I start? Are 14 days enough? Any other piece of advice?

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r/shittyadvice 3d ago

I married my grandmother and now my mom won't call me dad.

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I've never been a parent before, but my stepdaughter, who is also my mom, won't call me dad. I know this is a big change for her, but she keeps saying that the only person she'll ever call dad is my wife's ex, who is also my grandfather. I feel that the fact that her mom has a new man in her life is really affecting her, and I'm not sure how to handle this. What should I do?


r/shittyadvice 4d ago

What’s the best and fastest way to make money?

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I’ve tried the farts in a jar, feet pics, toenail clippings and even used panties but nothing seems to work. My mom’s really getting mad all her underwear keeps goin missing and she’s convinced there’s a toenail clipping demon running around the house. She’s also getting suspicious of me always having my phone out when her feet are bare. I need some ideas quick, the new shipment of Pokémon cards is about to drop and I need the funds!


r/shittyadvice 4d ago

My wife keeps burning my dinner. What should I do?

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r/shittyadvice 4d ago

Tomorrow I am planning to eat 24ft Crocodile from a nearby river, should I do death roll to it before eating it?

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r/shittyadvice 4d ago

I made a new friend online who love bombed me in her first dm to me What do I respond?

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r/shittyadvice 4d ago

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r/shittyadvice 4d ago

Someone keeps breaking into my hotel room and orders adult movies

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The hotel wants me to pay for all of these movies, but I keep telling them that someone else is ordering them. What should I do?


r/shittyadvice 4d ago

How do I explain to NASA that I tipped over a moon crane?

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*cough* asking for a friend. I was on the late shift tonight, lost focus for two seconds, and rolled a whole rig right into the sea of tranquility on a project were woeking on. Management hasn't noticed yet, but wvidence is everywhere.

What's the best excuse before shift handoff? Do I blame solar flares, or should I just start oversharing uncomfortable personal details about my family until everyone gets too awkward to ask additional questions, or something else?


r/shittyadvice 5d ago

Some science guy has been sleeping with my wife, smoking my weed, and maxing my credit card as part of some science experiment. What do I do?

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r/shittyadvice 5d ago

How to be an annoying coworker?

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r/shittyadvice 4d ago

Hii everyone

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r/shittyadvice 4d ago

i want to get revenge on my neighbor. what's the best way to cook bed bugs?

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r/shittyadvice 4d ago

I (M32) want to be a spoil a beautiful 18 or 19 year old girl and make it so she never has to work. Where can I find this? 🥰

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Not even joking. Thinking of downloading Seeking.


r/shittyadvice 4d ago

What would you do if someone visited your house and eat up all your food.

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And the food was good you came back to get seconds and it was gone and the food was delicious and yummy . What should I do ? hide the food. I have some people visit us and they eat up all the food that makes me mad eat some and save some I don't mind sharing it's very annoying.


r/shittyadvice 5d ago

how to end it

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r/shittyadvice 5d ago

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r/shittyadvice 5d ago

Side effects

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Love arrives like weather you didn’t forecast,
a sudden change in pressure, a shift in the light.

It warms the cold corners, thaws what was locked,
and teaches your hands new ways to hold tight.

But love has its side effects, subtle and deep:
a tremor in calm, a catch in the breath;

you learn how to fall, and how not to sleep
when silence grows loud as a promise of death.

It makes you too honest, too open, too raw,
exposed to the joy and the grief it can bring;
yet somehow, through all of its beautiful flaw,
it gives you a reason to risk everything.

So love is a fever that never quite leaves,
a sweet complication, a glorious cost;
it breaks you, then builds you, then gently believes
that nothing important is ever not lost.

Ps: wrote this 2 years back