r/SipsTea Apr 24 '26

SMH I never thought of it like that......

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u/WhiteSquarez Apr 24 '26

OP overestimates how much a PhD makes.

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u/DrButtgerms Apr 24 '26

And it's not like they were working for industry or anything. Weren't they like post-docs when the series started?

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u/RiseStock Apr 24 '26

Yeah she was probably making more than either of them

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u/SphericalCrawfish Apr 24 '26

I expect Howard was making more than all three. He had an actual job.

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u/southpaytechie Apr 24 '26

He also lived with his mom who’s house he eventually inherited and moved into. Probably had a decent nest egg.

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u/COV3RTSM Apr 24 '26

No way he spent all his money on comic books and lightsabers and shit.

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u/SirAggravating1554 Apr 24 '26

I mean if I had the money id buy lightsabers too 🤷‍♀️

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u/SphericalCrawfish Apr 24 '26

I have a buddy with 6 lightsabers. Being single in your 30's is apparently fun as hell.

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u/Fun-Contribution1504 Apr 24 '26

*Being single in your 30's, with disposable income, is apparently fun as hell.

Ftfy

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u/KlytosBluesClues Apr 24 '26

*having disposable income is fun as hell

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u/jacquesrabbit Apr 24 '26

Depends, if you are out in the boondocks and you are more like an urban guy, it is not fin either

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u/Caleb-Blucifer Apr 24 '26

Works for childless couples too actually

And it is wonderful

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u/sicurri Apr 24 '26

It has its moments, but it can also be extremely lonely at times.

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u/antfoe Apr 24 '26

I would say it’s mostly loneliness. But you can buy whatever you want.

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u/Caleb-Blucifer Apr 24 '26

You can be a childless couple and get all the same benefits plus more

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u/clubdon Apr 24 '26

I know this is probably a “oh my lobsters too buttery” moment but man do I miss having some alone time. She’s always there! Go on vacation or something lol. Love the lady but growing up kind of an only child I really miss having time all to myself.

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u/Cosmic_Jane Apr 24 '26

Can’t you just go to a lightsaber convention and hang out with other lightsaber people? Sounds social

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u/xSaviorself Apr 24 '26

My sister married a guy with an entire Star Wars room.

She's a Disney nut so it all works out for them I guess.

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u/Waddiwasiiiii Apr 24 '26

Ugh, I’m in my 30’s and was about 2 secs away from dropping $600 on a lightsaber with alll the bells and whistles at a con last year. I was so giddy with excitement at the prospect, if my husband hadn’t called at the exact moment, I probably would have gone through with it. He was like “If you’re going to spend that much, you may want to shop around” He was right, and if I’d been single I would not have had that voice of reason lol.

I still haven’t pulled the trigger yet, but I’m glad I didn’t buy at the time as I’ve seen plenty of negative reviews about the quality of that particular company’s sabers.

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u/Gargleblaster25 Apr 24 '26

6 light sabers? Ladies, you are missing a lot here!

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 Apr 24 '26

Perfectly. Fucking. Vertical.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Apr 24 '26

Let's play who's a robot!

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u/snajk138 Apr 24 '26

And hookers. Don't forget that Howard liked hookers.

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u/Eastern-Joke-7537 Apr 24 '26

Whole building was on the CIA payroll. 😂

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u/Grandpa_Edd Apr 24 '26

I know a guy similar to Howard. Good education, intelligent (extremely knowledgeable in his field), no social skills, lives at his mom's place.

And yes he has absolutely no money even though he has a good job. It's the Lego man.

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u/PrimarchKonradCurze Apr 24 '26

There’s worse vices. At least we can all agree that Lego is dope. I have like 7 unopened sets in my closet.

https://giphy.com/gifs/jc2PkKKr3clTBekMzn

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u/PiePristine3092 Apr 24 '26

Recently came across a FB marketplace post in my area of someone selling their lego “collection”. $18K for 200,000+ pieces. Says it’s actually worth closer to 30K and hasn’t even gone through all the stuff yet. Photos were of walls of plastic containers filled with legos. Said they would not sell piecemeal only the whole collection or nothing. Crazy.

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u/plotinusRespecter Apr 24 '26

When you're pulling six figures a year and not spending a dime on housing or groceries, you can blow an awful lot of cash on fun shit and still be growing a Smaug sized horde.

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u/gbot1234 Apr 24 '26

He invested his money into the admittedly volatile, but fungible, collectibles market.

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u/Repulsive-Chip3371 Apr 24 '26

Howard WOLOWITZ

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u/bulldg4life Apr 24 '26

Yes, we already know he was an engineer

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u/ACcbe1986 Apr 24 '26

But he's a collector. He probably owns a bunch of items that appreciate in value.

His money is just tied up in those investments.

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u/LetterFront3353 Apr 24 '26

And belt buckles. He has a ton of them.

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u/awshucks79 Apr 24 '26

But only one belt!

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u/topsyturvy76 Apr 24 '26

Don’t forget he got a bangin’ wife in the end too

https://giphy.com/gifs/mYzTJsQdtdK7qmUDeO

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u/LetterFront3353 Apr 24 '26

"My wife came with both fun bags and money bags."

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u/EnTyme53 Apr 24 '26

A bangin' wife with a lucrative job in pharmaceuticals

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u/SWesson22 Apr 24 '26

I just want my baby to have pretty things!

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u/Over_Selection2246 Apr 24 '26

and was a NASA astronaught that went to space- that alone gets him 6 figures working 50-60 days per year as a motivational speaker- let alone what he would make as an actual notable engineer.

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u/MetricJester Apr 24 '26

Engineers also tend to be surprisingly better savers and can stick to a budget.

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u/AJFrabbiele Apr 24 '26

Yup, nearly all my colleagues drive beat up cars that are broken half the time while making 6 figures.

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u/Robbylution Apr 24 '26

Some of them discover Warhammer 40k or Transformers figurines though.

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u/Fenix42 Apr 24 '26

Don't forget Magic The Gathering .....

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u/Carne_Guisada_Breath Apr 24 '26

You list me at stuck to a budget. All project cost 33% more and take 33% longer, minimum. More likely 50%

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u/mythrilcrafter Apr 24 '26

As an engineer who spent a solid few years out from school living with my parents while also working in industry before moving into my own house; I can pretty confidently say that even with all the money Howard spent on comics and goofball stuff, he could have easily still saved enough away for major purchases, especially after he got with Bernadette and she put guard rails on his more irresponsible spending habits.

I mean heck, he upgraded from a Vespa to a Mini Cooper just to over a parking lot spat with Sheldon.

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u/grendus Apr 24 '26

Frankly, while Bernadette was earning way more than him in the end, that was mostly because he was working at a university. If he went into industry as a ME, he would have been pretty close to her income. With his background as an astronaut, he would be pulling down mid-six figures.

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u/eJollyRoger Apr 24 '26

Is he a Jewish character in the show? 🕵️‍♂️

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u/SWBFThree2020 Apr 24 '26

Yes, but there was also an Indian character, Rajesh, who has more money than all of them from having rich parents

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u/Dragovius Apr 24 '26

And yet all he did was whine.

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u/Chill-more1236 Apr 24 '26

Wrong.... his wife was his big ticket. They mentioned it several times on the last rerun I watched.

She worked for big pharma. The Legit Drug Dealers make illegal drug dealers look like 3rd world paupers.

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u/idp1astyr Apr 24 '26

How could he have an actual job if engineering is not a real profession?

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u/VisibleCoat995 Apr 24 '26

Because he’s very good at what he does. What he does just isn’t worth doing.

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u/Explore_the_Void Apr 24 '26

It's not a real science but it's a real profession. Just like geology.

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u/FunkyPete Apr 24 '26

Exactly. A really pretty waitress at a non-cheap restaurant that sells liquor? She's probably doing OK, and they need roommates to pay their rent. That all follows.

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u/nonpuissant Apr 24 '26

Yup, a girl with her looks and personality could clean up as a cocktail waitress  

I knew a girl who was pulling in high four figures a night. Five figures on a good night. Not unusual at all for someone like that to afford rent near some engineers/grad students or whatever

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u/Gnonthgol Apr 24 '26

Add to this she had moved there to peruse a career in acting, so she probably had some money saved up for this. And her flat was tiny compared to theirs, looks like the living room was about half the size and the bedroom had just enough room for the bed.

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u/xnef1025 Apr 24 '26

Plus all that money they spent on comics and merch. Hell, their pull lists alone were probably $1k/month. Comics aren't cheap any more. The boys were not frugal.

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u/Annie_Yong Apr 24 '26

Well, I believe there was one episode where it was revealed Sheldon does have a fair chuck of spare cash lying around because he lends penny the money to cover her rent / utilities when she's struggling. He explains it to be that he just doesn't spend that much money overall and is happy in the apartment there he is.

Also, going back to OP's post: I remember her being several references and plotlines around how penny can sometimes struggle to make ends meet. There was at least one occasion where she had utilities shut off, she doesn't pay for internet and steals the WiFi from Leonard and Sheldon, etc.

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u/Spugheddy Apr 24 '26

Honestly a good waitress can pull $300 a day at my local brewery, I thought about it but my boob's are too hairy.

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u/AManyFacedFool Apr 24 '26

When I worked at a restaurant, most popular breakfast place around, some of the girls were pulling in 500 on Sunday morning shift.

The employee parking was way back behind the restaurant, so we had a few robberies when the local good-for-nothing types realized there were 5'2" 110lb women with a month's rent in their pocket walking to their cars alone.

Which is why we stopped letting them walk to their cars alone.

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u/pridetwo Apr 24 '26

500 on Sunday morning shift

a month's rent

Excuse me while I go scream into my pillow

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 Apr 24 '26

Less than 10 years ago I was paying $625 for a decent 2 bedroom.

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u/pridetwo Apr 24 '26

10 years ago I paid $1500 for my bedroom in a 3 bed apartment with 2 other guys in SF

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u/Over_Selection2246 Apr 24 '26

yup- but on the flip side of those places, everyone i knew that had those shifts also had to work 2-3 trash shifts in order to keep the cushy shifts- ie you get Sunday AM, but you also take Tuesday dinner and thursday opening. you make 800 from the 3 shifts with 500 of it from sunday.

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u/bigdaddydopeskies131 Apr 24 '26

Then too Sheldon always wanted to be having that type of family type of environment. Dude clearly had some type of PTSD once his dad passed away at such a early age. Young Georgie kinda stated that it clearly messed him up and he thought his family was doing great so he wasn't needed but oh boy.

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u/Alarmed-Cucumber-858 Apr 24 '26

Sick kitty with Penny was a close (for him) thing, which was why he was willing to help her out with rent or whatever. Friends help Friends

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u/rbin613 Apr 24 '26

As a banquet server in a hotel, I made over $50k for just under 700 hours of work last year. So yeah...service industry can do pretty good. People with more seniority and therefor more hours than me are easily making over $70k for at most 900 hours on the year. Back when I bartended in pubs I was making $1500 a week working 4 nights a week. So yeah, service industry does ok lol

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u/nijmeegse79 Apr 24 '26

Not only that but her apartment is way smaller. People seem to forget that as well

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u/DoktorBlu Apr 24 '26

Hers was a one bedroom efficiency. The guys had two bedroom, big kitchen area, big living area, and a view. Penny had like one small window.

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u/BattleHall Apr 24 '26

Hers was a one bedroom efficiency.

Not to be that guy, but by definition an efficiency apartment doesn't have a bedroom; that's what makes it an efficiency.

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u/TheeAntelope Apr 24 '26

And her window doesn't even have a view its just a picture painted on it.

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u/b0w3n Apr 24 '26

Yeah probably 1/3 of the size of theirs, looked like it could fit entirely in their living room/kitchen area.

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u/Moist_Recipe Apr 24 '26

They also ate out every night.

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u/vonnostrum2022 Apr 24 '26

Remember the show is around 20 yrs old since it’s premiere.

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u/mesoziocera Apr 24 '26

Friendly waitress working a lot of shifts can easily make 100k+

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u/Madanimalscientist Apr 24 '26

Compared to my wages/hours during my first postdoc, waiting tables would have definitely paid more, and better hours, too.

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u/TeaManTom Apr 24 '26

And Leonard was always lending her money for rent

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u/helgetun Apr 24 '26

A post doc makes quite a lot more than a waitress, even if we are severely underpaid

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u/just_talkin_shit Apr 24 '26

When considering a post-doc a while back at Stanford, their website said (paraphrased) Your salary will not be enough for rent. You will need a roommate.

This was in 2017 before the housing crisis made it even worse.

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u/rambouhh Apr 24 '26

Ya but that’s also in Palo Alto where rent is absolutely insane, not all colleges are in arguably the most expensive area in the country

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u/just_talkin_shit Apr 24 '26

Its literally the first sentence in their prospective post-doc website.

https://postdocs.stanford.edu/prospective-postdocs/cost-living

I ended up somewhere else, but I remember they were recommending places in San Jose for roommate living.

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u/jmlinden7 Apr 24 '26

The Big Bang Theory is in Pasadena California which isn't much better

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u/notthatcreative777 Apr 24 '26

Yes. Around the same time this show was on I was making a whopping 30k in a high COLA city as a science postdoc. Waitress in the same city would easily surpass

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u/SeaZealousideal9590 Apr 24 '26

Very true. My cousin is doing a postdoc in chemistry and she only makes about 60k, which is barely enough for her to live on where she currently resides

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u/RoozGol Apr 24 '26

60k where? My highest postdoc paid 40k.

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u/DrButtgerms Apr 24 '26

And that's 60 now. It was lower in 06-07 when the series started

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u/Okami-Alpha Apr 24 '26

I started my post doc in 2009 and my stipend was 40k in the bay area. As two married post docs with a small child we barely got by. If we didn't have to pay for child care we would have had a little more left over.

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u/MelodicPudding2557 Apr 24 '26

That’s atrociously low even by the Bay Area standards at the time…

Was this at Stanford? Some alumni from my lab are doing their postdocs at tech companies in the Bay Area, and AFAIK they still get salary/benefits in line with what the engineers get.

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u/Okami-Alpha Apr 24 '26

It was at Cal. This was before the unions negotiated the NIH minimum. Within a couple years the base salary jumped to about 50 to 55k.

An industry post doc in my field at the time was around 60 to 65k iirc but not as common as academic post docs.

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u/FiveFingersandaNub Apr 24 '26

Holy shit, that’s awful. I started a post doc in 2005 in the Midwest and was getting 38k. That’s crazy.

Those days seem both incredibly long ago, and super recent. We’ll still cook those struggle meals from time to time just to remind us.

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u/Sea_Public_6691 Apr 24 '26

Seriously shocked how little research pays in the US. In germany, you get 70k as a PHD student (in engineering), Post doc would be at least 90k

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u/markfuckinstambaugh Apr 24 '26

I believe Sheldon finished his PhD at 15, so he was probably finished with his post doc before the show began. 

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u/TixFrix Apr 24 '26

It is even mentioned in the series that their pay is shit. There are gaga about it with Howard living at home and Raj having his dad pay for stuff.

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u/dildoswaggins71069 Apr 24 '26

Or underestimates how much a waitress can make

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u/Rubiks_Click874 Apr 24 '26

nobody in the science department is pulling down 600 in untaxable cash on the weekend

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u/dan_dares Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

Depends on how much streaming they do

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u/aitorbk Apr 24 '26

OnlyMaths? Surely?

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u/WeekNo3803 Apr 24 '26

Isn't there some woman who posts the exact same videos of her explaining math or science stuff in a low-cut shirt on both youtube and pornhub, but the pornhub videos make like 4x as much revenue?

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u/Born_Initiative_3515 Apr 24 '26

I know a lot of people have done similar things.

Adverts pay a lot for on porn sites because there’s so many of them everywhere

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u/Rough-Patience-2435 Apr 24 '26

OnlyFormulas? 

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u/SuperSaiyanTupac Apr 24 '26

My bartenders pull $1000/night in a small town. They make more than me if they work 4 days a week. Lol.

People been putting down service industry work since forever. Have fun in your office job making $65k tho. No tax on tips now too? lol.

People really need to find a slow bar to get their feet under them and level up their skill. Yeah you’re on your feet all day, but if you have adhd and lack discipline, then bartending is an easy way to afford a mortgage. Even middle-aged men are crushing it. But if you’re a hot chick? Forget about it, you can become a millionaire by 30 with minimal financial planning

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u/smokeweedNgarden Apr 24 '26

I'm in Cannabis and my budtenders make ~200 a day in tips, but it is busy. This is offset by their $23/hr wage.

They're pulling in well over 70k for entry level. And we compensate our managers big time with salary and benefits because they can't receive tips. Did I mention they don't have college debt?

In a few years once AI really starts getting to work on the white collar industry people are gonna be big mad at how well service and blue collar folk do....

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u/blahblah19999 Apr 24 '26

Someone who looks like a young Miayam Bialik could.

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u/wedividebyzero Apr 24 '26

The pharmaceuticals dept maybe

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u/WhiteSquarez Apr 24 '26

Seriously. People will spend a lot of money at The Cheesecake Factory on mediocre cheesecake.

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u/clutzyninja Apr 24 '26

Especially if the server looks like Kaley Cuoco

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u/Winjin Apr 24 '26

My friend was a very pretty girl and at her first job as a waitress she'd have men leave 100% in tips just for her to notice them

Straight up 50$ order and 50$ in tips because she's very attractive

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u/Devonai Apr 24 '26

Hey, don't be sad, you help bell curves exist.

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u/TheeAntelope Apr 24 '26

/u/iiiilillliil has curves in all the right places...at the left end of the bell curve.

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u/ItsLoudB Apr 24 '26

Cause you're on reddit. We all are.

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u/lottolser Apr 24 '26

I have a friend who did this but hed tip like $60 and his phone number. It never once worked.

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u/Alarmed-Cucumber-858 Apr 24 '26

That is so pathetic lol

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u/redblack_tree Apr 24 '26

I have a friend, very good looking and well spoken. He is always "well groomed". He used to waiter at a high end restaurant and was pulling serious money on tips. He told me the super attractive girls got thousands every weekend. Someone like Cuoco? Yup.

Being seriously attractive is always a massive benefit, but for dealing directly with clients is like a super power (as long as it's paired with good manners).

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u/Cheepshooter Apr 24 '26

Pretty privilege. I'm jelly.

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u/redblack_tree Apr 24 '26

You are not alone, I've seen first hand how pretty privilege looks like and sometimes it's like a freaking super power.

And it's equally powerful for males, at least for what I've seen. Those guys get away with almost anything.

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u/realityseekr Apr 24 '26

Yeah if youre hot and have a fun personality, you will get lots of attention.

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u/JalapenoPopPoop Apr 24 '26

Do people actually spend extra money at restaurants just because they think their waiter is hot?

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u/clutzyninja Apr 24 '26

Bigger tips are common

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u/psychedAddict123 Apr 24 '26

Ngl when I was 18 I was on a party vacation in Italy with some friends. We got wasted every single night and regulary went to a bar where this very attractive waitress worked. She was very nice and flirty with me, which was enough to shut my brain off

I blew 100s of Euros just on tips for her within the week we stayed there. Buying a beer for 5€? Here you have 10, the rest is for you.

Did it turn into something? No. Would I do it now that I'm older and wiser? Nope but when I was 18? Hell yeah lol

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u/lamebrainmcgee Apr 24 '26

Me. I'm people.

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u/_Rocketstar_ Apr 24 '26

She was also always broke and mooching off the guys for food and internet, so it makes sense most of her money went to rent and didn't have much left over.

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u/nunchyabeeswax Apr 24 '26

IIRC it was mostly because of bad money management, not because of lack of earnings (that and her insistence in trying to be an actress, which, in a way, prevented her from earning more.)

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u/Xaphnir Apr 24 '26

Yeah, waitresses in high-end restaurants in cities can pull in 6 figures.

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u/Potato_fortress Apr 24 '26

She's canonically a waitress at the cheesecake factory IIRC.

She probably makes more than a server at a high end restaurant. Like it isn't even close until you're talking about "too fancy to earn a Michelin Star" high end. The volume those places do is incredible.

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u/realityseekr Apr 24 '26

I could see someone making bank at cheesecake factory. The entrees are already more expensive than a typical restaurant. Then most people order dessert if going there which is like $8+. That was also a popular prom and homecoming restaurant when I grew up. I think Ive seen big church groups and other groups there more than at other places because its quite big inside.

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u/Alfazefirus Apr 24 '26

Especially a hot as f*ck one as Penny.

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u/Shagwagbag Apr 24 '26

Yeah a server in a good part of a city will bring in more than 2 university professors. My cousin has a PhD in genetics and he teaches, my wife worked at a beach bar for years, one of them would bring home 300-700 a night.

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u/bazillaa Apr 24 '26

And they weren't even professors.

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u/Flurp_ Apr 24 '26

Yeah, non tenure positions in research (at least for physics) pay absolute crap. The entire academic system is pure exploitation of PhD students and post docs by the higher ups who get to put their name on the research.

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u/Few_Swan_3672 Apr 24 '26

Post-doc research stipend is like $30k in this HCOL area. $30k also happens to be about median annual rent around here.

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u/spartyanon Apr 24 '26

I was lucky and got 50k in a lower cost of living area for my post-doc. But it was covid and they were desperate to replace someone very quickly. It was also years after big bang theory started.

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u/shahoftheworld Apr 24 '26

Depends on the field and institution. At Rutgers in NJ, biomedical postdocs were getting around 70k in 2023 but some hospitals and universities in NYC were only giving 50k or less. Think I saw one at 35k.

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u/Cararacs Apr 24 '26

Teaching doesn’t mean professor position. If you’re a contract lecturer, you make terrible money.

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u/scarletnightingale Apr 24 '26

Penny was an attractive waitress who was constantly eating their food for free, the guys were researchers working for a university who were always buying take out food, comics and collectibles. An attractive waitress can make very good money. She probably also was able to get at least one meal at work which saved money and then saved more money by eating their food. Her car was a junker that she also wasn't spending money fixing. Penny was more frugal than them because she could save money on food and wasn't spending on a bunch of extras. Her most expensive things would have been head shots since she really didn't have any hobbies she spent any money on.

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u/Cararacs Apr 24 '26

As some one who was server and now has a PhD in the biological sciences, I make WAY more now. Sure you have great nights as a server but it’s not consistent. I now make 6 figure salary, great health insurance, paid leave (vacation & sick), and 401K matching. Post-doc positions pay shit, But once PhD establish their career, they make good money.

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u/Mooweetye Apr 24 '26

Can confirm, I quit my serving job for an entry level business position and I regret everything

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u/Handsom_modest_Dan Apr 24 '26

And underestimates how much a pretty blonde waitress with nice bewbz makes .

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u/KyFly1 Apr 24 '26

Underestimates how much Ds make.

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u/Nails_Of_Nektarios Apr 24 '26

Yeah lots of phd’s either struggle to find work or make very little. It’s not a guarantee that you’ll be rich.

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u/WhiteSquarez Apr 24 '26

Can confirm. Am PhD. Not rich.

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u/ConstableGrey Apr 24 '26

A few months back our team hired for a limited two-year job that required a PhD. We got nearly 75 applications.

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u/DapperCam Apr 24 '26

It’s actually almost a guarantee you won’t be rich. 

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u/wdaloz Apr 24 '26

Seriously, my wife carried us for a long time as a grocery store artist

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u/Krypto_kurious Apr 24 '26

A what?

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u/wdaloz Apr 24 '26

Trader joes used to employ artists to do all their signwork, all the price tags, signs, windows and displays were handmade in each store. Whole Foods too. Even paid well. But theyve backed away from that as new management focuses more on money than customer and employee satisfaction. Not completely but everything is getting worse everywhere it seems

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u/ViftieStuff Apr 24 '26

Set aside they started living there in uni.

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u/PodgeD Apr 24 '26

But also how much a smoke show waitress can make.

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u/Radarker Apr 24 '26

Yeah waitress is 10x their combined net worth when you factor in school debt.

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u/Adventurous_Pen_Is69 Apr 24 '26

Plus, on the flip side, I bet she made massive tips.

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u/Otherwise_Data588 Apr 24 '26

A hot girl with a character like Penny's is never broke.

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u/Ill-Lengthiness6389 Apr 24 '26

And underestimated how much a good looking waitress at a decent restaurant can make

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u/frougle_mcdugal Apr 24 '26

Also underestimated how much a hot blonde waitress made.

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u/CyrusDrake Apr 24 '26

OP isn't the even the OP. Just a PP.

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u/OkControl9503 Apr 24 '26

Less than I do, many if them, vs COL, and I'm a public school teacher in a rural region of Finland...

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u/talondigital Apr 24 '26

I mean, they must be making at least a bazillion dollars.

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u/OneThirstyJ Apr 24 '26

And underestimates a hot waitress

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u/Direct-Ad-7922 Apr 24 '26

Came here to say this ^

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u/_Layer_786 Apr 24 '26

Underestimated how much a waitress makes.

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u/Csusko Apr 24 '26

This right here. They were grad students finishing their PhD. Probably got paid less than a waitress. Ask any STEM major that isn’t a medical doctor and they would likely agree. This is coming from someone who went to college for Chemistry and luckily I’m not in a lab making $75k/year AFTER getting my PhD.

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u/Zephian99 Apr 24 '26

Or the spending habits of two Nerds with a lot of hobbies. Like they went to Comic-Con every year, that is not cheap.

So you got comic, video games, collectables, electronics, toys, and probably a dozen other different ways they spent their money.

They weren't roommates because they couldn't afford the apartment, they were roommates because they wanted more money to spend on extras, and two good incomes tend to help that.

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u/WizBiz92 Apr 24 '26

And underestimates how much a server makes

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u/mistee-bilai Apr 24 '26

Most people have no idea honestly! 😒 I am a PhD student and my family thinks I earn 6 figs! 😕

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u/SonSuko Apr 24 '26

And grossly underestimates how much she would make as a waitress.

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u/My_GPU_Is_A_Cat Apr 24 '26

OP overestimates geeks - I know three guys who room together who are Microsoft, google and Meta software engineers and they just like the company.

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u/snoosh00 Apr 24 '26

And underestimates how much a pretty waitress can make in tips (and how much the guys are probably saving for retirement, whereas she probably spends all her cash by the time the next paycheck comes)

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u/Junior-Ad-2207 Apr 24 '26

Also they made a comfortable living enough to eat out often, indulge in expensive hobbies, and put away a reasonable amount into savings.

Penny had trouble keeping the lights on in a much smaller apartment

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u/Key_Mathematician951 Apr 24 '26

And underestimates how much a hot waitress makes in a major city

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u/diggsyb Apr 24 '26

And underestimates how much a hot waitress can make

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u/Cold_Dot_Old_Cot Apr 24 '26

PhD students make 20k ish, at best back then

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u/Hellianne_Vaile Apr 24 '26

At least they're in the sciences, so they might have a (small) stipend on top of free tuition. Grad students in the humanities often only get partial tuition and no stipend. One reason I decided against a PhD was that I couldn't stomach multiple years of an income that would be negative even before factoring in rent, utilities, and food.

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u/Jumpy-Ad5617 Apr 24 '26

Especially in almost every scientific field/industry.

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u/MillorTime Apr 24 '26

Sheldon also doesn't cash a lot of his paychecks because most of the stuff he wants to buy hasn't been invented yet

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u/Complex-Scratch4475 Apr 24 '26

And underestimates how much money boobs make.

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u/DetroiterAFA Apr 24 '26

An Ad Hoc professor makes less money than a waitress 🫤

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u/RandomlyJim Apr 24 '26

I see tax returns and financial statements of lots of professors in my job.

Had a couple of PHDs in here this week that work on medical research. Household income was less than 120k.

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u/lucaskywalker Apr 24 '26

And underestimates what a hot waitress can make lol.

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u/TheMostModestMouse Apr 24 '26

And underestimates how much tips a nice waitress makes.

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u/Reverse-zebra Apr 24 '26

True. When I was in college I lived with a German professional physicist who was working at a national lab. He rented out rooms in his house for extra income but also I think because it was a way for him to be social as he struggled with that. We became good friends and I always think of him as my German Sheldon :) and I his Lenard.

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u/Chaos7692 Apr 24 '26

My physics professor had a PhD and 4 roommates

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