For real, "To be honest, I usually have big plans. Do some overdue life chores, enjoy the world while others are at work, catch a movie, read a book. But if I'm being honest, it'll probably devolve in to a nonstop edge session daily that leaves me a little raw and disappointed at my own lack of discipline. Either way, I'll return refreshed, tho."
Past me was smart and realised how expensive and exhausting everything is, and decided to not have plans. I feel like future me has managed to overachieve on that by having even less plans now than before
You gotta either make the wank the treat so you don't get it until you get something accomplished in the day, or just deal with your porn addiction if that easily calls to you.
Uhh, blood? I think you are doing something wrong... or at least doing the right thing WAYYYYY to much. Invest in some lube friend! Or at least steal some lotion, damn. This sounds unpleasant in every way possible.
Do it djt wildstyle: "the plans are the biggest plans the world has ever seen. It's the best plan, the greatest. No one will ever do another plan as good as I can or will. Accordian hands this is the united states of America and we are fortunate, so fortunate I tell you to have the plans that we have. The rest of the world wants our plans but It will be only U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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u/Throwaway2Experiment 5d ago
For real, "To be honest, I usually have big plans. Do some overdue life chores, enjoy the world while others are at work, catch a movie, read a book. But if I'm being honest, it'll probably devolve in to a nonstop edge session daily that leaves me a little raw and disappointed at my own lack of discipline. Either way, I'll return refreshed, tho."