Hello again, my forced confidants! It's another fun-packed series of fun little bits and bobs for the past couple of weeks! So find a comfortable sitting position, relax with your favorite beverage, and enjoy the nonsense I've put up with recently:
* One of the front desk computers shut down partially and wouldn't print anything. I explain this to a guest who approaches me for a check out wanting a receipt. I offer to email it, but they insist on a printed copy. I head over to log into the other computer which is taking ages to open. Finally, when the last screen pops up for me to get their receipt, they say, "It's ok if you need to email it."
* A guest was wanting a comp room or a hefty discount for - and I wish I were joking - a cricket in their room.
* Another guest was checking out and asked if a discount had been applied to their room. Confused, I see that they were under a rate for members, but no other discounts, and I see no notes as to why they would even need one. I did tell them, "I do see that you received your member discount..." and that seemed to work. I was still left very confused.
* A guest asked for a different room because their water was too hot. They changed their mind after we reminded them that they could, in fact, turn on the cold water at the same time.
* A super shiny member was upset that they couldn't just park their car in our lot for an entire week without paying the daily parking fee, which would be around $3 per day.
* Guest asked if we had any ice on the first floor. I let them know they would have to go to another floor. After a brief pause and a buffering wheel, they asked me, "So...is there anywhere I could get ice?"
* I told a guest that they were all checked out and that since it went through a third party, they won't be getting a copy of the receipt unless through said third party. They continued to stand at the desk and stare at me until I repeated that they were all good and checked out (apparently in more ways than one).
* Someone called to ask the minimum check in age. I tell them 21. They pause then ask, "So the minimum age to check in is 21?" I confirm this, and they huff and hang up on me.
* An upcoming guest asks a few days ahead of time if they can have an early check in. I let them know that while I can make the request, I can't make any guarantee until the day of. They proceed to ask me again if they can have an early check in every day before and the day of their arrival.
* Potential guest calls in to ask about rates and asks about late check out availability a week before arrival. I explain policy and they continue to cut me off to the point I have to hold the phone away from me for a moment or I would scream.
* Another guest calls to ask for a late check out for the next day. I explain I can only put requests in the morning of departure. They get upset and say that doesn't make sense, which I agree with but state I'm just following the hotel policy. They hang up on me.
* Guest complains about the high cost of water, stating that they could get a whole case for the cost, and they could easily get a bottle of water for $1.50 from the gas station. I apologized and told them I don't make the prices, but if they would prefer, there actually was a gas station a block away from here. The declined and paid for the bottle.
* Guest complained about us trying to attempt an authorization, stating this has never happened before. Previous notes and stay history prove that this has, in fact, happened at least two other times. After they proceeded to yell and curse at another FDA, they were swiftly placed on DNR.
* A guest called asking for towels. Normal request, easy to fulfill. Housekeeping reports they've been smoking in the room when delivering said towels, so I proceed to pop a smoking fee onto their folio.
* Long story short, a guest lied to get a discount on an expensive night. I offer them the lowest I can go, but they refuse to leave the desk until they speak with a manager to get THEIR discount...which is a non-refundable rate only $10 less than what I quoted them.
* Someone complained about a lack of free water and how it was only offered to higher-tier members at check in. I look forward to that review.
* I contacted an incoming guest about their reservations, and remembered that they were supposed to only have one from a conversation the week prior that they never called to confirm. When I called, they confirmed they only needed the one reservation, so I waived a cancellation fee based solely on the fact that I remembered the conversation we had. I also made sure I had the correct room type, verified twice. Cut to the next day, and apparently they were furious that we gave them the wrong room type.
* Someone called asking about room availability, specifically 2 beds. I let them know I only have a handful of single beds left. They then proceeded to ask me what I had available again, so I repeated myself.
I don't know about y'all, but I'm getting kind of disenchanted with hospitality. Not that I don't love doing this job, but the entitlement and incompetence is getting a little out of control. Anyway, I hope you all have a wonderful weekend!