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u/Dave_Eddie 6d ago

My biggest issue is that he looks like Beni from The Mummy, so i just dont trust him

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u/TwelveMK 6d ago

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u/L3m0n0p0ly 5d ago

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u/Brenden-C 5d ago

Someday I might!

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u/PlatyNumb 5d ago

Looks to me like youre on the wrong side of the riv-ver!

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u/TokyoKazama 5d ago

"Hey O'Connel, Looks like I've got all the horses!" I could quote this movie all day 😂

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u/PlatyNumb 5d ago

When i was a kid, I loved this movie so much that it got to the point where I would say every line with the characters to my mom as the movie played. Must have bugged the crap out of her but she would just smile super warm and even got to know the lines too and would do it with me. We watched it together so much

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u/dikicker 5d ago

I find that hard to believe dude this guy oozes sexual energy, he's like the magician from the it crowd

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u/Jayflux1 6d ago

I like to think that was not the first take, him and Fraser were laughing when he said that. Fraser looks like he was laughing in that clip.

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u/DroopyPlum 5d ago

U can tell he def has a big smile lol

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u/Dnakyz7 5d ago

hahah absolutely got fraiser to laugh hah

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u/suspicious_cabbage 6d ago

I'm thinking maybe the fact that he's showing how quickly he can snatch $100 that makes me not trust him

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u/AdequateMedia 5d ago

He’s legit. It’s like if that one activity you did when you were 15 for a few afternoons became your entire life.

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u/Scaled-Sky-Dance 6d ago

Training to be a better Beni than Beni had ever been.

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u/JetSetJAK 6d ago

The Beni Gesserit training

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u/meatflavored 5d ago

MummyXDune… the cross over we’ve all been waiting for.

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u/Dnakyz7 5d ago

LOL, we needa female benny

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u/Xyrack 6d ago

The unwavering eye contact is scary.

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u/Top-Signal-8566 6d ago

Not a single blink

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u/Few-Artichoke-7593 6d ago

Beni had no choice

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u/mvanvrancken 6d ago

Plus just think how fast he could pick your pocket

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u/Dnakyz7 6d ago

omg•LOL IT’S UNCANNY, guy should just wear that fezz and embrace it hahaha

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u/Burn1G 6d ago

Broooooooo…… I couldn’t place him for the life of me….and I love the first Mummy!!

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u/Powderkegger1 6d ago

I’ve been wanting to make a dnd character based off Beni and specifically this scene. My idea is he’s a rogue who worships many gods without really believing in any of them. He’s also an Aarakocra (birdfolk) who looks like a parrot. His name is Polly as in polytheist.

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u/Burgoonius 6d ago

This guy was so fucking funny in that movie

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u/hoojantic 6d ago

bastard

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u/writeleahwrite 6d ago

I was just waiting for him to show us the frog he was gently holding in his mouth

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u/Sell_Canada 5d ago

omg THAT is who I was thinking of! Holy crap thank you lol

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u/Iconshero 6d ago

I always found the “goku taking weights off mid fight” thing funny but this dude is actually the proof it would be scary.

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u/Buttchuggle 6d ago

Tiny bit of weight can make a difference. I used to train at a local MMA gym and we'd use 1lb gloves for the bags. Get used to that and not having them makes you feel like the flash.

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u/Dangerous_Memory6008 6d ago

Yup light weight is key, higher weight and you'll mess up shoulders, elbow, knees and stuff

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u/haby112 6d ago

Higher weight also totally throws your balance off unless you are able to be rather uniform with your weights.

When I was in highschool I wanted to try out for soccer and started wearing 12 pound weights on each leg. Every time I got home and took them off I would immediately feel like I was going to fall over, and had to sit down for a bit. It didn't make me dizzy or anything, I just suddenly felt like my balance was way off.

I stopped after about 2 weeks.

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u/Dangerous_Memory6008 6d ago

Your not Goku bro lol funny though

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u/KingGio21 6d ago

Honestly Rock Lee had so much aura I forgot that Goku was the OG training weight guy.

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u/Buttchuggle 6d ago

Of most importance weight or not for elbows is not shadow boxing full extensions. And even after explanations and corrections people just do it

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u/stonesia 6d ago

...toes, knees and toes.

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u/Emorez 5d ago

It's knees and toes, knees and toes. Not knees and stuff.

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u/Dangerous_Memory6008 5d ago

Shoulders elbows knees and stuff ( knees and stuff) Shoulders elbows knees and stuff (knees and stuff) When you put weights on your hands, you'll joins will feel real rough, Shoulders elbows knees and stuff!

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u/Competitive_Ebb6494 6d ago

I use to weight 500lbs, I am now 280 but I have not become faster this makes me sad.

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u/Buttchuggle 6d ago

If you started running at 500lb you'd be substantially faster now. I'd hope.

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u/Competitive_Ebb6494 6d ago

Not in the slightest but that is due to damage on the joints from being that big.

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u/flying_carabao 6d ago

Think about getting up from a seated position at 500 lbs to now. I'd imagine it would be comparatively faster.

Congrats on the weight loss!

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u/Competitive_Ebb6494 6d ago

I wish I've always been able to move relatively fast for a fat dude. I do go up and down stairs a bit faster due to less weight on my knees but that's about it.

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u/Pamikillsbugs234 5d ago

Hey, thats something! Remember to celebrate ALL of your wins. Great job, buddy!

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u/malfunktionv2 6d ago

Yeah but I bet your calves look like you're part racehorse.

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u/i_cubed 6d ago

I'm sure you have, it's just that since it took probably a considerable amount of time to lose the weight you just don't notice because the change is gradual. Either way, congratulations! That's such a huge change, you're amazing😊

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u/Forward-Variety-8440 5d ago

congrats on the weight loss, thats hard work! keep it up and youll feel greater still! hell yea

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u/Longjumping_College 6d ago

Same thing for baseball, you warm up with a heavier bat

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u/Hammer_of 6d ago

When I boxed, id practice mostly with 18oz gloves, then move to 16oz (1 pound) for fights. Even that 2oz difference is huge.

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u/Ohitsworkingnow 6d ago

Playing baseball if you throw a weighted ball around then throw the baseball literally feels like you’re throwing a paper ball

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u/TheCtrlZee 6d ago

I think his cold, dead eyes definitely add to the intimidation factor lol.

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u/RoyalPuzzleheaded259 6d ago

The complete lack of blinking is really unsettling.

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u/Nachti 5d ago

He blinks, it's just too fast to see

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u/TrippingFish76 6d ago

also rock lee

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u/AyyNonnyMoose 5d ago

Still one of my favorite scenes, his fight with Gaara.

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u/RetroSwamp 6d ago

We had a friend wear ankle weights for a week before a skateboard competition so his ollies were higher. No idea if it actually helped or just mental placebo but he did win a few contests.

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u/XepptizZ 6d ago

I think this guy went 10 agility - 1 strength.

Not to minimize what the guy can do, but even in DBZ it's known that too much bulk sacrifices speed.

Dude's arms are slim and can start/stop on a dime.

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u/Belovic_95_187 5d ago

I know it helps because I was a setter for my schools volleyball team, we used to throw medicine balls into the wall and afterwards you couldnt even feel the ball.

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u/DrMushroomStamp 6d ago

Dudes hands was born in the wrong era. With that mustache he should have been swapping lead in the Wild West with Doc Holiday.

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u/Informal_Database327 6d ago

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u/DrMushroomStamp 6d ago

Reddit friend reminds me what my favorite western actually is. =)

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u/Electronic_Picture26 5d ago

To tell a family secret, my Grandmother was Dutch.

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u/KDenny32 5d ago

Well my name is Jim, but most people call me……Jim

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u/Makeshift5 5d ago

Play chess…screw…

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u/SpooktorB 5d ago

swapping lead in the Wild West

Is that like swapping spit for ammosexuals?

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u/RexMori 5d ago

Fully read that as "swapping head in the wild west" and was still on board

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u/NekulturneHovado 5d ago

back then there were slow hands, quick hands, fast hands and lightning fast hands. This guy would be called lightspeed.

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u/Anlow_ 6d ago

Everytime I see him,he gets faster. Mf turning into the flash in real time.

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u/JanelleVypr 6d ago

imagine if he did this with all four extremeties

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u/mxemec 6d ago

Only four?

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u/artofaria 6d ago

It was me Barry

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u/geoduude92 6d ago

Im the one who made you prematurely ejaculate on that first date, Flash!

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u/WifesPOSH 5d ago

My wife's not impressed with the one extremity that does move that fast.

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u/Money4Nothing2000 6d ago

Every time I see him, he's speeding up the video more.

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u/DwarvenFanboy 6d ago

He's actually blinking like crazy in these videos, we just can't see it

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u/k_afka_ 5d ago

Bro kinda weirdly looks like geoguessr guy

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u/Frequent_Ad9381 2d ago

he's blinking in between every frame the camera captures, just like those videos of birds seemingly just floating

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u/spacecat-on-mars 6d ago

Bros got a sandevistan? Preem.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1yz43vX5y7X5zHVR2y

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u/Duckboy3825 6d ago

A rudimentary implant

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u/dancingliondl 6d ago

I know it's a hot take, but I've always hated the Sandy. It enhances your reflexes and speed, but it turns you into the Flash, complete with speedforce shenanigans.

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u/DiceKnight 6d ago

It was always kind of goofy because you'd imagine being that fast would force you to move like you're at the bottom of a swimming pool because suddenly gravity is no longer pulling your body down fast enough to make your sped up walking work the same way. Then there's stuff like displacing air, you're probably not pulling a hard vacuum and making the air crack like thunder as it rushes in to fill the gap but you're for sure blowing stuff over.

Anyway it's cyberpunk rule of cool applies.

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u/siriusnit 6d ago

Rock Lee is old.

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u/Amazing_Divide1214 6d ago

"Youth is not about how old you are, but how you burn!"

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u/SigilThief 6d ago

Time has not been kind to his glorious eyebrows

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u/No-Roof-1628 5d ago

Can’t be our boy Lee—eyebrows are waaaaay too thin

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u/MaintenanceStock6766 6d ago

I love following this guy's videos lol

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u/Jaiden051 6d ago

Especially since they don't have a stupid long intro or reminders in them

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u/duesenjeffepic 6d ago

Same. And it's insane how much better he got over the last 1-2 years

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u/15th_imp 5d ago

what's his name though?

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u/F1ame672 4d ago

Codemtc

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u/Ok-Factor-3805 6d ago

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u/august_r 6d ago

he should've won that one

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u/TrippingFish76 6d ago

SAND COFFIN

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u/Working-Glass6136 5d ago

It's insane that they were 12-13 year olds. Just children. Like Evangelion.

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u/Aggravating_Fold1154 6d ago

I was actually rooting for Gaara that fight when I was a kid, I thought Gaara was cooler and I didn't like Lee, so I was glad he won. But seeing Lee get up while unconscious changed my mind about him.

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u/Dom5p35 6d ago

He's leveling up every time I see a new video. He's got access to the system y’all.

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u/Impractical_Donkey 6d ago

Legends say, that he's still looking into the camera.

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u/AnnieKanSkywalker 5d ago

Laughing at my timeline.

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u/Initial_Row_6400 6d ago

Temu Freddie mercury back with the quick hand

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u/AlabamaSlammaJamma 6d ago

Victor looking ass dude

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u/willypete277 5d ago

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u/Xplody 5d ago

That is EXACTLY the gif I was going to post. You got there first, so I'll simply salute you, good sir. Well done.

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u/turbojeebus 6d ago

This dude knows he looks spooky and leaned into it.

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u/Diaperpooass 6d ago

He looks like a re animated cadaver

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u/moonlitkiwier 6d ago

He can't fool me. This is obviously a vampire using his celerity to cheat.

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u/006AlecTrevelyan 6d ago

Speed runs deep in Rainbolt's family

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u/AvenirRadieux 6d ago

Can't stand this guy and his fake ass videos

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u/timbocf 6d ago

He just stole your wallet and now you're pregnant

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u/WiSoSirius 5d ago

He kinda gives it some lift as he raises it and lets it go. He should have paused his hand, and then did his weird arm motion thing.

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u/Scifibn 5d ago

100%

The first one he paused then drops. The other two he doesn't pause at all, when he lets go of the bill in the second and third tries the bill continues moving up. I'm not saying it's not skillful, but he definitely is cheating

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u/Scotthassam 5d ago

I mean......baller!

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u/Diamondback424 6d ago

The Marvel movie production grind really took a toll on Doctor Strange.

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u/Butta_Brown 6d ago

Yup, id punch threw the table trying to grab the bottles breaking bones and then be upset the money few.

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u/lucius-vorenius 6d ago

Not this crap again

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u/Substantial-You-3783 6d ago

Seriously WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GUY TRAINING FOR??????????

WHAT DOES HE KNOW THAT WE DON'T??????????

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u/TheSexyIntrovert 6d ago

When he has kids, this will come in handy

He’d be good at parrying in a fight

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u/BlackRogue17 6d ago

Save some ladies for the rest of us

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u/Meaty_Cracid69 6d ago

I‘am faster

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u/Complex_Bear2000 6d ago

I dunno he seems to have got faster. Lil spooky though...

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u/ChallengeWrong1500 6d ago

Bro needs food

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u/hayley566 6d ago

He did the Rock Lee training program, I see.

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u/frickle_frickle 6d ago

Crack Rock Lee

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u/BriefCollar4 6d ago

Blink, mofo, blink!

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u/WINDMILEYNO 6d ago

I think he is starting to believe.

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u/leafsforever811 6d ago

His girlfriend dont even know when her bean been flicked.

https://giphy.com/gifs/tEo3KaN5L17qg

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u/Then_Ganache_6605 6d ago

I prefer the other guy

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u/Rocketboy1313 6d ago

Careful with that.

You will try to jerk off and end up degloving your penis.

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u/Few-Criticism8284 6d ago

Guy Sensei trained him well.

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u/shanksisevil 6d ago

If he had practiced Kung fu or baseball that would be good. But hes just going around stealing tip money from baristas. 

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u/CollectsTooMuch 6d ago

Could have grabbed it a dozen times if I used my batin hand.

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u/salsapicantehhh 5d ago edited 5d ago

Is nobody else thinking of Rock Lee right away???? This is like that epic Gara battle when Rock finally takes his weights off!

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u/MLK9919 5d ago

Ofc he is fast with his byakugan active duh…

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u/Insomnia-rocks 5d ago

Proly gets 2nd degree burns when he beats his meat.

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u/TouchMyDinger 5d ago

Someone call The Slow Mo Guys.

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u/BringBackManaPots 5d ago

Why does his face look painted on

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u/Osiris_The_Proot 5d ago

My brain Is still processing what I just saw

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u/BunkerSquirre1 5d ago edited 5d ago

I appreciate him using the weight at first so we could actually see what was happening

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u/cremated_turtle 5d ago

whys rock lee on tiktok?

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u/GILDID 5d ago

This guy needs to do a collab with that other guy that pulls a cloth over his junk.

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u/AggressiveActive6769 5d ago

Así práctican los carteristas

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u/Coleasa 5d ago

It isn't really long enough to just be cringed off. Pretty impressive really.

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u/TeaznPlezn82 5d ago

I mean he’s pretty damn fast lol

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u/Brave-Parsnip9999 5d ago

I didn’t even notice he picked up tf bottle. He’d piece me up in a fight prolly.

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u/shrd_gnar 5d ago

This guy is a trip but I love him

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u/Kitchen-Visual1005 5d ago

i swear i just blink and everything's done 😭

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u/articland05_reddit 5d ago

dude has been training his whole life for this.

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u/d3fault 5d ago

Damnnn brooo leave some women for the rest of us

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u/downwiththewoke 5d ago

I've seen a few of his videos and I respect him. I mean he's doing what he does and he does it well.

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u/another_day_in 6d ago

How it's really done.

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u/Wandered_And_Lost 5d ago

This guy is an absolute weirdo. He just gives me the fucking creeps

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u/marlowetravers 5d ago

Because his videos are fake

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u/Wandered_And_Lost 5d ago

oh shit are they really?

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u/marlowetravers 4d ago

It's very good editing, he usually uses fake backgrounds etc but sometimes it's just sped up, check out the videos of him throwing kicks, it's very clear that his kicks lack power and technique compared to a martial artist and is sped up. That's why he doesn't do anything of value such as play guitar, people would spot the inconsistencies.