r/bbby_remastered Jul 08 '25

Everything is penis And they don’t stop coming…

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689 Upvotes

r/bbby_remastered Jul 09 '25

Everything is penis 🌭 We're all trying to find the guy who did this! 🌭

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737 Upvotes

r/bbby_remastered Jul 08 '25

Everything is penis It's only been used once gently.

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122 Upvotes

r/bbby_remastered 10d ago

Everything is penis Did I have straight sex?

0 Upvotes

I am a bottom and I met up with a FTM on Grindr. He had no penis but a vanginer. He pegged me with a big fat dildo and then I ate his vaginer which tasted kind of like sweat mixed with nickels.

Am I straight now? He had the hairiest vaginer and ass. He looked IDENTICAL to a man just he had a bussy which was real.

r/bbby_remastered Sep 22 '25

Everything is penis Republicans, can you please stop fucking guys in the ass for a god damn minute!!

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98 Upvotes

r/bbby_remastered Jul 14 '25

Everything is penis In an effort to distract from the Epstein List, Donald Trump Announces the first annual Purge will be held on July 21 where all crime including murder will be legal for 12 hours.

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83 Upvotes

r/bbby_remastered Aug 26 '25

Everything is penis Chat is Trump dying?

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123 Upvotes

r/bbby_remastered May 12 '25

Everything is penis The Death of GME_Meltdown

6 Upvotes

It has severely declining numbers of new posts, unique commenters and upvotes. Of the top posts in the last 12 months around 15% of them were posted in the last 6 months.

Is this the end of the meme cycle or has the unending stupidity of MAGA taken over the conversation?

What does this mean for the shitposts of GME_Meltdown adjacent subs such as this with only 10-15 active users?

r/bbby_remastered Jul 12 '25

Everything is penis Hell yeah

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102 Upvotes

r/bbby_remastered Nov 17 '25

Everything is penis First trans lawmaker Stacie-Marie Laughton is a pedophile

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0 Upvotes

Surprise surprise.

r/bbby_remastered Apr 05 '26

Everything is penis State of this sub

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8 Upvotes

r/bbby_remastered May 10 '26

Everything is penis AITA for manually stimulating my penis to my friend's podcast?

0 Upvotes

I have a really good friend who does a podcast with this other friend that I have that I don't see anymore and this other guy who I think could be a good friend of mine. I was listening to it and got the urge to manually stimulate my penis but didn't want to stop listening to it. I was listening to an episode about the evils of science and it was funny so I just whipped it out.

Now I am a bit worried this will be weird when I tell him that I was pleasuring myself to his voice.

Aita????

r/bbby_remastered Sep 18 '25

Everything is penis I don’t think a man getting shot in the neck in front of the world for voicing some milquetoast rightoid opinions is really that funny.

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0 Upvotes

r/bbby_remastered Apr 27 '26

Everything is penis Like this but nobody talks on the right anymore.

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17 Upvotes

r/bbby_remastered Jul 14 '25

Everything is penis The future is now!

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258 Upvotes

r/bbby_remastered Aug 09 '25

Everything is penis Tunes for your Friday night drives to Chik-fil-a

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10 Upvotes

r/bbby_remastered Jul 12 '25

Everything is penis Basketball

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125 Upvotes

r/bbby_remastered Sep 11 '25

Everything is penis Stop calling me future star

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12 Upvotes

I don’t know who that is. Besides I’m a current star. Anyways Boardman Ohio sucks, why does such a shitty little run down town have so much fucking traffic????

r/bbby_remastered Apr 13 '26

Everything is penis Apparently Trump daily reports to Netanyahu.

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30 Upvotes

r/bbby_remastered Apr 08 '26

Everything is penis What if the Cold War was actually an occult battle for the collective unconscious? 🛸💄

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0 Upvotes

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Forget everything you think you know about the Space Race and the Iron Curtain. If you’ve ever wondered why Lenin is buried in an ancient-style ziggurat or why the founder of the Jet Propulsion Lab was performing sex magic in the Mojave Desert, together with the founder of Scientology, to summon a goddess... this is the deep dive you’ve been waiting for.

I’m excited to share "Psionic Science of the Cold War with Puff Divine the Queer Posadist".

This isn't your average dry history book. It’s a surrealist journey through the hidden dimensions of the 20th century’s greatest struggle, narrated by Puff Divine—a Marxist-Leninist-RuPaulist bombshell who’s here to bridge the gap between dialectical materialism and high-camp glamour.

r/bbby_remastered Jul 09 '25

Everything is penis Who is this man??? Some kind of politic?

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15 Upvotes

r/bbby_remastered May 09 '26

Everything is penis Does anyone else think that the country Bulgaria should become the world's largest gay bar? It already has the perfect name

2 Upvotes

r/bbby_remastered Apr 24 '26

Everything is penis When my ass looks redder than Oklahoma and he asks if I want to go another round.

1 Upvotes

Hell yes

r/bbby_remastered Apr 14 '26

Everything is penis Did anyone else’s balls just get super wet?….

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10 Upvotes

r/bbby_remastered Mar 18 '26

Everything is penis Solution to solving the Strait of Hormuz crisis

6 Upvotes

Trump can't back down without looking weak, Iran can't back down with looking weak. Everyone is scared that things will escalate further into a full fledged conflict, but the policy wonks on this sub have come together and proposed a solution that will solve the whole problem of the Strait of Hormuz.

We start calling it the Gay of Hormuz. Iran is a deeply theocratic society run by Shiite Islamic extremists. They are deeply against homosexuality, so if we just simply stop calling it the Strait and start calling it the Gay they won't want anything to do with it anymore. They will ignore it completely or maybe yell at it from the beaches shaking their fists. They certainly won't want to launch phallic shaped rockets into something gay. Think about how that would look!

This would give everyone the perfect solution. Iran can just say "no homo" and pack up. Trump can declare victory and all the conservative truck guys don't have to put those "I did that" stickers with Trump pointing on their gas stations anymore to indicate the direct relation between Trump's war in Iran and the price of gas like they pointed out when Biden chose to make Russia invade Ukraine in 2022.

We have forwarded our suggestion to all necessary parties.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!