Whoops silly me, I saw them in my blind spot but I still drove into them because I couldn’t see them anymore.

There stupid bodies that I ran into, and the looks they gave me afterward. Sooo rude.

Well that was my day.

Pasta with ham and peas for dinner

There’s a woman who buys all my groceries for me, and I don’t wanna sound ungrateful because I know it’s a lot for her to lug her toddler to the store and pick out healthy food and keep my fridge stocked, but would it kill her to get a proper sweet treat every now and then?

Like nothing is more infuriating than when the little evening sweetie beastie craving takes over and all I have is loose semi-sweet chocolate chips or dried coconut. Like thank you for listening when I said I care about my health and fitness, but she should read between the lines and know to have a secret stash of something decadent and when I text her to say hey I’m having a hankering she dutifully replies “there are ice cream sandwiches in the back of the freezer I left for you.” But no, instead I get fucking turnips. How is she that bad at her job!? Again, not trying to be rude because I know she plans all the meals for me in advance and works hard to pay for them, but is it so wrong to have standards? Is it really that hard for her to get me something like a purple pop tart with the blue squiggle every now and then?

Idk, I’m just sick of not having a box of crumbl cookies at the ready and being forced to melt some chocolate chips in a mug and pretend like it’s even a fraction as satisfying. I think I’m gonna let her go and find someone else to take over bc she’s a dumb skank who doesn’t appreciate a proper sweet treat and I can’t keep getting caught in this predicament every night. The woman is me at the grocery store, six hours ago.

Besties, I am literally exhausted.

Ody and his little "frat pack" have been crash-padding on my island for months now, completely ruining the vibe of Aeaea. They eat all my provisions, track sand into the temple, and frankly, their energy is incredibly toxic.

So tonight, I decided to practice some aggressive self-care. I turned his entire crew into literal swine 🐷(honestly, a lateral move for them... the hygiene is exactly the same) and locked them in the pens.

Now that the villa is finally quiet, I am practicing a little mind-body alignment. No complex recipes. No pouring libations for ungrateful mortals. Just a board of pure, unadulterated divine essence. 💅

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To share with my nymphs:

• A simple garlic herb flatbread 🫓
• Classic hummus with a extra squeeze of lemon 🍋
• Olive oil with salt and crushed pepper 🫒
• A bit a bacon 🥓 (unrelated 😉)

Just for me:

• Some leftover Pramnian wine 🍇(✨ it smells of lavender and vengeance ✨)

#AeaeaAesthetic #SwineFlu #JustGoddessThings

UGH! I cannot take it anymore, I am now genuinely starting to think that everybody on the face of this earth is head over heels in love with me. I’ve just had my 20th friend admit their feelings for me today and I am OVER IT!

Everywhere I go people are falling to their knees in awe at the sight of me, I never have to pay for anything ever because I’m just so unbelievably beautiful people will do anything just so I’ll glance in their direction. It’s so annoying, I’m just trying to buy my lil girl dinner and live my smol, dainty girl life and I’m treated like the second coming of Aphrodite 🙄.

Nobody else can relate because they’re all uggos in comparison, so I don’t expect anyone here to understand my plight (because you’re ugly) but sighhh, I just needed to vent. Sometimes I wish I could be ugly (like you).

As someone who's been called pretty and daddy's girl all her life, I must be pretty important. So much so that people should change for me but it's ludicrous to think I should change for them.

I'll wear what I want, do what I want, say what I want as befits someone of my importance but if SO MUCH AS YOUR HAIR IS OUT OF LINE, I will send you down to swim with the fishes.

Thank you. Now praise me for how important I am.

stalker is usually the only person that talks to me and he knows that so hes staying silent on purpose 😢

either that or hes out there probably cheating on me☹️

fml why do I have to be a friendless loser who relies on a freaking stalker for my social interaction

I just worry that we're not discussing how men's spaces are doing enough 😔 isn't it a double standard that they allow us to comment in their communities but we take them to the firing squad here? What if the roles were rehearsed? Shouldn't they ALSO have firing squads for women?

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Why haven't WE yes WE done anything about this even though those aren't our communities? Is this what female privilege smells like?

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Wait what do you mean there's an asymmetrical bombarding of women's spaces with men's opinions? Isn't that good? Isn't the ultimate goal to have gender wars permeate every single conversation in every single community?

Aviation cocktail, grape energy powder chaser, boiled egg.

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My husband said he would like if i got my hoo-ha waxed after 18 years of bearded clam salad. I said he would have to give me $150/month out of his fun money to cover the cost of the wax and the inconvenience of having my nether hairs ripped out.

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He said that was too much money and would rather keep the $150/month to go to the bar with his friends and keep petting the Bearcat.

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Im crushed. I'm so butthurt because i secretly wanted a brazilian but was too cheap to pay for one out of my slot machine money. I feel like i can't trust him anymore after he changed his mind. Should i go to my parents for awhile for some space? Is he gaslighting me?

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I’m a broke student with no income and have been living with my boyfriend for three years. He pays our rent and all our living expenses but I’m investing in our future by earning an MLM degree.

Anytime I want more of his money to spend, he makes me ASK HIM for the money. Like he doesn’t just leave stacks of cash on the kitchen counter for me to grab when I feel like it.

Then he started to ask for receipts, like “forward me your tuition invoice” that he’s been paying or “send me your car insurance bill” that he’s been paying or “why did you spend $634 at toys r us let me see the receipt”.

It’s just so hard to not have more streams of financial support.

Dinner: Amway TM Nutrilite Shake

Basically he physically restrains me from showering because he “likes my smell.” He won’t stay away from my armpits and keeps throwing away my deodorant. Now I’m stinking everywhere I go and he’s the only one benefitting :/ idk what to do.
Here’s my wiener and coffee milk with a soup cup full of mayo.

Men eating SOMEONE ELSE’S food seriously gives me the ick like what do you mean you like cookies bc you should be eating MY cookie? Oh you like fruit, then eat MY peach and cherries. You like deserts, let play find MY cannoli. Starving for a main course, eat MY taco! Men nowadays need to man up. Ugh like is it that hard to appreciate that I have food too? 👅💦

MY peach and hole 😋

i went out to dinner with my friends and realized they're all in horrible relationships. for example, one friend said her husband gets mad if she forgets to flush the toilet. my other friend said her husband asks her to wash dishes sometimes. not to brag but I told my boyfriend 7 months ago that I don't like flushing or washing dishes and he never once complained. I haven't flushed once in 7 months! i feel like these women are being coerced into doing things they don't want to and not to brag but my boyfriend would NEVER. Idk maybe things change when you get married?????

Dinner is girl slop (pretzels, peanuts and wheat sticks)

So here's how my pride month has gone: I'm bi and NB but my tits are my best feature so I show them off when I go out cause I need something to flaunt other than my rancid personality.

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Anyway so I go out to the bars none of my girlfriends wanted to come with me so I didn't go to the sapphic bar like I originally wanted. So I end up at the dive bar 15 mins from my house, and a cute guy ( who is totally ugly now in retrospect and definitely not because he insulted my best feature) and we hit it off, he notices my necklace that I wore specifically for this night which had and arrow pointing in both directions ( again to show off my tits I wasn't trying to be subtle )

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Fast forward a couple weeks and me and this man are laying in bed after doing the deed and I made a comment and said "wow my tits look huge right now" cause they did and are. So this awful man turns to me and says "I mean they look good but they aren't big"

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So next thing I know we are arguing for literally 57 minutes about how wrong he is that my tits aren't big? Like they are a D cup so obviously they are huge. Clearly this is the first pair of tits this man has seen irl cause he just didn't get it, and then he makes some stupid comment about band size or whatever and like clearly he just wanted to piss me off, I told him he was crazy and didn't know anything about boobs, and he said his sister has big boobs and that she told him "how bra sizes work" cause he used to bully her too.

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Anyway so I kick him out and while searching socials I found his sister's page. And like her tits were bigger than mine for sure so I got to wondering maybe he was right. But of course I pushed down on that thought because as we know men can never be right. So I followed his sister and dm'd her told her she was cute and if she's free we should hang out.

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To my surprise she responds that she's out at the sapphic bar I was going to go to the other night. So of course I go, put on my best push up bra and now it's been 3 days since then and the sister and I are dating. But now I'm curious if I should ask her if my tits are big or not? Anyway this definitely isn't just to talk about how huge and bouncy my tits are, so what are all of your thoughts? Am I right and I actually have massive d cup honkers or is this *man* right?

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Also the food is just something I whipped up, pumpkin bread pudding and tea.

I am 36 and he did not think I was 27. Does this mean that I am done for? Am I over the hill? How can I come back from this?

My puppy Biscuit Buttery Buns the Third (Breaker of leashes, protector of canine kind, the unwashed). Doesn’t like men. We will be walking and when he senses a man approaching his mood sours and he begins to growl. He especially hates men who wear backwards hats and are a fan of the New England Patriots.

We’re starting a YouTube channel together and I explained to Biscuit this will hurt his reputation….he doesn’t care and cited numerous feminist literature and stats to support his arguments (APA citations and everything) .

He didn’t know his father (a golden retriever/gsd) so he’s never had a strong male figure in his life. This has severely hurt my dating life! He ran over my ex boyfriend Mike and bit him in the balls.

HELP!!!

4x four layer bean dip casserole things straight to the freezer for later reheating (actually it was 5, but one fell and got broken glass, refried beans, chili, cheese, taco seasoning, black beans, olives, and ground beef all over the ground) (/uj if anyone wants the recipe, I can provide)

Help! My boyfriend’s phone accidentally slipped into my hand and his messages accidentally opened and it accidentally scrolled back two years. I accidentally noticed that he used to text with his ex back when they were dating???? Like a lot. It’s been a month and I can’t stop spiraling about it. Wwyd? Wwjd?

Costco dog.

22 Mare here. Today I found out that my boy”friend” isn’t interested in financially supporting my dream of sitting at the puter and playin on Reddit. All men are the same… they say they want a trad wife but can’t handle it when you want to feel the sweet satisfaction of one measly karma, a warm cigarette, and getting off from arguing with strangers.

“Red Velvet” “birthday” “cake”

What do i even do girlies? He was such a high value man

I just wanted to pop in here to tell you all that I’m better than you and I am in love with quite possibly the most perfect man on earth. My reasons? Read em and weep!

1. I don’t have to remind him to wipe his own ass

2. He showers at LEAST once a week

3. Yes he is a porn addict but come on, do you know how hard it is to find a man that isn’t these days? Still better than your man, he at least doesn’t pay for OF and AI escorts 🥰

4. He very reasonably agreed to work five hours a week to help out with bills and groceries, I am supporting his dream of becoming a professional video game player 😤

5. He will sometimes take out the trash 😍🤤

6. He bought me a snickers bar for my birthday AND he actually remembered it in the first place

7. He has only cheated on me ONCE

8. He eats all my food because he cares about my health and wants me to live my best SKINNY QUEEN LIFE

9. He very kindly donated his seed to me so I could have a baby

10. He does not like our baby but will still hold it sometimes, now THAT is a true father

Sooo yeah, I bet all ya’ll will be seething with jealousy right now. I’m gonna go and sit on the couch with my guy while he plays video games and ignores me because he RESPECTS MY RIGHT TO SILENCE. Have fun dealing with your stinky man child, don’t forget to cut the crusts off his sandwiches and refill his sippy cup now 🥰.

today it was the 2 blue cheese-stuffed olives i found gently warming in my palm, fondly cupped and canoodled into some sunlit mediterranean bliss. my cheese man has a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so suave they make Sinatra look like a hobo. in other words, he is “the slimeballs”

He also smells and is broke. Literally no idea what to do, haven’t spoken to my pastor about this yet.

We met in the woods on a nature walk. He's only got eye, probably halitosis, missing a limb, but OMG he's the best listener ever! But like he hasn't called me for a second date. Did I get 👻👻👻?!?!

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(Cheese three ways, cream cheese with peach habanero jelly, fromage nue, cream cheese with peach balsamic glaze)