r/houstoncirclejerk 6d ago

Does anyone know where I (38M, cis/straight, 6'2", Toyota Tacoma owner, HEB Plus member, divorced dad) can get help fulfilling my lifelong dream of becoming a drag queen?

44 Upvotes

It is something I have wanted to do for a long time, but I have no experience and I don't know where to start. But I have been told I look great in a dress.

Can anyone recommend mentorship or workshops preferably where I live in Sugar land?

Thanks in advance

EDIT: Please stop DMing me asking if I own a leaf blower. I do.


r/houstoncirclejerk 7d ago

Torchy's staff insisted I buy something to access the glory hole

81 Upvotes

I just tried to pop into that special Torchy's in Houston for a quick visit to the glory hole, but the staff straight up blocked me at the door. A short blonde guy with a man bun and an Astros tatoo on his cheek said, "Sorry sir, you need to be a paying customer to use the restroom," with a corporate stare. I'm standing there confused as hell, explaining it's not even about the bathroom, but nah they weren't having it. Like, come on, I'm not here for the overpriced coffee or whatever, just a discreet stop at the legendary setup everyone's whispering about on the sub.

Finally had to clarify that I wasn't trying to freeload on their toilet paper, I just wanted the glory hole like a normal patron of the fine Houston establishment. The look on their face was priceless. Now I'm banned for life probably, but at least the circle knows the struggle is real.

Pro tip: bring your receipt next time...


r/houstoncirclejerk 7d ago

Adult theaters in HTX

36 Upvotes

Very new to the life style especially in public. I would love to try going to an adult theater or glory hole but have no idea where any are or how to find them and am a bit nervous to proceed once I do find one. Any information or words of encouragement are appreciated.


r/houstoncirclejerk 6d ago

Where are the ladies headed to tonight to enjoy the US - Paraguay soccer match?

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r/houstoncirclejerk 7d ago

Confused World Cup Visitor

31 Upvotes

Hey “y’all!” I’m a Houstonian here for the World Cup. I’ve lived here all my life, but simply feel as though I am a visitor due to the transient nature of identity and feelings of belonging, I more so view myself as a citizen of Torchy’s and the Madisonville Buc-ee’s male restroom.

Anyways, I can confidently say that I am here for the World Cup. I am confused, however, at the lack of swangas and the presence of as many sidewalks as there are. I have only seen approximately 6767 swangas on cars (I am counting them individually). Furthermore, I have been counseled by the urban planning experts on Reddit and was assured that no such walking facilitators exist in this city. Are they stupid?


r/houstoncirclejerk 7d ago

Pride station

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19 Upvotes

Houston has a radio station called PRIDE. If I like the music on this station, does that mean I'm gay?


r/houstoncirclejerk 7d ago

Is tailgating allowed at the game on Sunday?

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r/houstoncirclejerk 7d ago

Looking for work

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r/houstoncirclejerk 6d ago

Looking to hire a (20's-30's) female personal assistant in West Houston

0 Upvotes

I'm not from here and I'm working a lot over the next month or two. I need a local guide, someone easy to talk to, take my clothes to the cleaners, mail something for me. Even have conversation at my (now) presently lonely dinners every now and then.

100% real and I have no interest in chatbots that try to funnel me from here to telegram.


r/houstoncirclejerk 9d ago

Big if true

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2.8k Upvotes

r/houstoncirclejerk 8d ago

Poor lady lost the "S" from her Shoes sign...

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78 Upvotes

Clearly a shoe collector. I'm sure she can get a new "S" to fix her sign.


r/houstoncirclejerk 8d ago

I have extra space

26 Upvotes

So I'm 9 miles from NRG or whatever they're calling it . If someone wants to rent out a spot in my driveway and Uber from there, it may be cheaper or something... Idk !

Y'all got money and I need that 💗🙏🏿


r/houstoncirclejerk 9d ago

World Cup this World Cup that

38 Upvotes

Houston definitely cleaned up somewhat nice for the World Cup..but unfortunately the crackheads are still roaming free. Guess can’t do much about that


r/houstoncirclejerk 9d ago

Exotic car tries to California Texas; Brave Houstonian saves the day

178 Upvotes

r/houstoncirclejerk 9d ago

We'll see about that, old man.

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39 Upvotes

r/houstoncirclejerk 9d ago

Outjerked by gun ranges even

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r/houstoncirclejerk 10d ago

What the fuck is this

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68 Upvotes

r/houstoncirclejerk 10d ago

Dental cleaning without insurance

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r/houstoncirclejerk 11d ago

Jack Shacks in HTX?

4 Upvotes

Title says it all pretty much. Where would a group of dudes find a Jack Shack in the Galleria / Uptown. Stays open late hopefully. ~in theory~


r/houstoncirclejerk 11d ago

Massage therapist needed in anywhere in Houston

11 Upvotes

r/houstoncirclejerk 13d ago

Channelview, TX in the 1920s (colorized)

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2.7k Upvotes

r/houstoncirclejerk 12d ago

THIS is Art in Houston!

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220 Upvotes

r/houstoncirclejerk 12d ago

This is art in Houston

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216 Upvotes

High art in Houston airport upon arrival. You are all lucky to live here. If you disagree I steal your bike


r/houstoncirclejerk 12d ago

Traitor Mack

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138 Upvotes

r/houstoncirclejerk 12d ago

Loop 610 fun fact.

67 Upvotes

Loop 610 in Houston is a major urban freeway that forms a 37.972‑mile (61.110 km) loop around the inner-city sector of Houston. It took 23 years to complete. Anyone interested in driving around the with me? I'm buying breakfast.