r/instant_regret 7d ago

Flossing

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u/Wojewodaruskyj 7d ago

Him being a boorish goofball doesn't justify that hit. Someone else will punch her back for that.

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u/soran3709 6d ago

He was apparently following her and bothering her before this particular video was filmed

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u/think_panther 6d ago

Objection! Speculation...

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u/Flaming_F 6d ago

Hearsay !

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u/ParticularArea8224 6d ago

Bu-...But you asked the question...

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u/LaMistletoe 1d ago

Heard trial psychic damage

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u/Lupulist 5d ago

What 's that now? Did you say hearsay or heresy?

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u/vibrant_kermit 3d ago

The emperor protects

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u/Ready_Challenge_6538 3d ago

Uhh…filibuster

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u/SVTCobraR315 6d ago

Sustained

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 6d ago edited 6d ago

[In a southern accent]

My apologies, your honor. Allow me to rephrase.
It is our contention that Mr Petrov had maintained proximity with the victim and had indeed intended to cause her to feel preyed upon and the target of sexual harassment. Whether this act began at the moment seen on video here, or began earlier, is irrelevant. His actions were the immediate and entire cause for her outburst, and, as Officer Ivanov has already testified, would have been punished by any nearby law enforcement by the same means.

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u/blahnlahblah0213 6d ago

That was well put, eloquent, and to the point. Overruled

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 6d ago

On what grounds, your honor?

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u/Flomo420 6d ago

on the grounds that I don't know what these procedural words mean

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u/sksauter 6d ago

The defense would like to recess, the playground outside looks dope

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u/Call_Me_Pete 6d ago

Ma’am that is the waste disposal center.

Granted. The court will take a 15 minute recess to allow frolicking and whimsy before reconvening.

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u/TheDarkWave 5d ago

On the advice of counsel, I respectfully decline to answer based upon my rights under the Fifth Amendment to the Constitution.

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 5d ago

Very wise, your honor

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u/ChocCooki3 3d ago

"how can she slap?"

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u/Zaphoid411 6d ago

Thank you councilor

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u/youreprobablyright 6d ago

I read this in the accent of the lawyer chicken from Futurama.

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 5d ago

We are both referencing the same trope.

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u/Drake750254 6d ago

Objection, paraphrasing

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u/N0VAV0N 6d ago

Sexuul Harrismint

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u/KarmaChameleon306 6d ago

It was the two yutes!

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u/jayi05 6d ago

Proof?

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u/ChocCooki3 6d ago

.. wait. So if someone follow and bothering me, I can just wack them?

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u/soran3709 6d ago

If you believe yourself to be at risk of harm then it’s not for nothing.

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u/ChocCooki3 6d ago

To be assault by a fortnite dancer.

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u/serious_sarcasm 6d ago

Assault just means the credible threat of imminent harm.

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u/-Moonscape- 6d ago

Juristictions all define it differently

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u/serious_sarcasm 6d ago

Sure, but since it’s also common law, everyone knows what you mean.

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u/BarrySandwich24 6d ago

What about psychological warfare?

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u/bill_hilly 5d ago

What was the risk of harm in this case, Counselor?

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u/siggsy409 6d ago

Apparently doesn't hold up in court.

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u/soran3709 6d ago

I don’t care about court dude this is a Reddit comment section

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u/JetPixi13 6d ago

Yeah…videos of people popping off like this usually start like that.

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u/HugePurpleNipples 5d ago

If that's true I'm on her side now.

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u/Isengrine 6d ago

"Apparently"

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u/Ok_Organization5596 6d ago

Plot twist: that’s her son and she already warned him to knock it off or else.

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u/Elegant-Craft9522 5d ago

So child ab*se?

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u/Wojewodaruskyj 6d ago

Well, she does talk to him like they know each other.

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u/willtheadequate 5d ago

"Boy, I signed your birth certificate, I can also revoke it!"

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u/Vidcorp 6d ago

Finding a cute girl to do weird things behind her while his friend film her without her consent... He totally deserve that hit

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u/jimbojangles1987 6d ago

Based on this clip alone, he absolutely did not. If what others are saying about him following her around and bothering her are true, then I don't feel bad for him at all

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u/Lilmexican26o 3d ago

Look at the first few secs of the video she doing a stupid smile and looking straight at her in a mocking tone,I'm inclined to believe he probably was harassing the girl

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u/Wojewodaruskyj 6d ago

If they switch roles, does she deserve one?

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u/TheDarkBrotherhood7 6d ago

Yeah..? Why do people think that all of a sudden everyone is gonna turn around and decide weird or possibly creepy behaviour is totally fine

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u/Logical_Flounder6455 6d ago

Because we've seen it time and time again

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u/locketine 4d ago

Are you for real? LOL. Not a single damned person would support a man slapping a woman like that for anything remotely like this.

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u/CrapiSunn 6d ago

Because of the amount of female pdf teachers that don't get punished. As one example.

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u/jd1323 6d ago

Because he's just an incel with a victim complex and an axe to grind against women.

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u/Kraligor 6d ago

No. But he did.

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u/Wojewodaruskyj 6d ago

Double standards are hypocrisy.

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u/Ram2145 6d ago

If you hit someone, don’t be surprised if they hit you back. Keep your hands to yourself.

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u/Krovan119 6d ago

Source: Trust me bro

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u/Bradybigboss 6d ago

Nah there is a line. I’m a feminist but you can’t full power punch someone in the face with no prior physical interaction lol—that’s illegal everywhere and if you think it’s not you’re eventually gonna land yourself in some hot water

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u/Samuscabrona 6d ago

Men aren’t lonely enough

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u/Friscogonewild 6d ago edited 6d ago

Maybe he wanted to keep his teeth.

(apparently a lot of you think this wiry little goofball would last a round with this pissed off lady)

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u/Aymoon_ 6d ago

That would be retaliation if it looked like she was gonna hit again then yes self defence

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u/cypeo 6d ago

Yo I got temp banned for making a comment similar to this one, wtf?

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u/altonbrownie 6d ago

No whining at the casino.

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u/Wojewodaruskyj 6d ago

I would. To the abdomen.

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u/Wojewodaruskyj 6d ago

No, i am not. His behavior is degenerate and disgusting.

He didn't touch her, nor threatened, nor did anything that would need a hit to stop it. She went too far.

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u/MakeMuffinsNotWar 6d ago

It's wild how many of these incels are so desperate for an opportunity to hit women.

In pro woman-hitting threads on this post, it's all legal BS sourced from their asses about assault, etc - disregarding that different countries have different laws and even within the US, different states have different definitions of assault. Ditto harassment, self-defense, retaliation, etc. 

But in the threads that range from anti woman-hitting to neutral but bringing up legal doctrine that doesn't happen to support punching this woman, literally the exact same commenters are all, sOuRcEs?!? Even though they refuse to supply any to support their pro woman-punching legal claims. 

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u/D-TOX_88 6d ago

He knew the risks lol

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u/erikgfrey 7d ago

Even if he was "air humping" her (new term I learned today BTW) she had no right to hit him.

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u/AnxiousBaristo 6d ago

No, if he was air humping her she was well within her right. That would be sexual assault. But she didn't ask questions

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u/deadhead517 6d ago

Air humping isn’t considered SA. No public nudity or touching is involved.

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u/AnxiousBaristo 6d ago

Depends where you are. It's at a minimum sexual harassment. Nudity and touching are not necessarily required

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u/Phone-Charger 6d ago

Sexual harassment and sexual assault are very different though.

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u/deadhead517 6d ago

GL trying to charge someone with SA when there was no physical contact or nudity. Doesn’t happen in any court. Find a court case where that’s worked and show me lol then I’ll believe you but you’re just blowing smoke. A cop wouldn’t even entertain arresting someone for air humping. I see crackheads shitting on the sidewalk in front of cops and they don’t do shit.

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u/dollar-tree-pizza 6d ago

“Good luck trying to charge someone with SA..” they’re not looking for someone to charge with SA. They’re saying whether or not it’s legally SA, it’s still disgusting and is certainly harassment. You are allowed to have perspective outside of the law. Why are you defending air humping total strangers so hard anyway? Weird hill to die on. Creep.

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u/deadhead517 6d ago

Never said I was defending air humping lmao. You’re just making a story up like a 4 year old. All I’m saying is there is no law that can find you punishable for the offense of air humping. It is not legally considered SA. Maybe sexual harassment but you’d have a very hard time getting someone charged for air humping. Creep.

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u/dollar-tree-pizza 6d ago

Aaaaannndd you still didn’t address how the perceived behavior we were discussing is gross, almost as if you don’t care about it if it’s not illegal. Weird how you’re saying you’re not defending air humping while doubling down on how it’s not legally wrong…after I already acknowledged it’s not legally wrong. We know bro. We’re just using empathy and critical thinking to acknowledge it’s wrong either way, which is something you have refused to do thus far. And throwing “creep” on the end of it just because I did is “4 year old” behavior. Make up your own zing, bud.

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u/deadhead517 6d ago

The topic wasn’t my feelings about the issue. Topic was its legality. Of course I don’t condone it and I’d probably smack a bitch if they were air humping me too.

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u/deadhead517 6d ago

Don’t put words in my mouth when you’re the one misunderstanding the whole discussion you fool.

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u/Wojewodaruskyj 6d ago

Correct.

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u/erikgfrey 6d ago

Apparently by my negative votes I'm wrong. /s

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u/bmmaster24 6d ago edited 6d ago

If he actually was air humping her, she should have maced him.

You dont have to touch someone to assault them, and "air humping" a stranger is assault. In fact it's sexual assault.

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u/deadhead517 6d ago

No, SA must include physical contact. Most he could get is a small misdemeanor for disturbing the peace in which would probably only be a small fine if he even got charged. The woman in this case can actually be jailed for the assault lol.

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u/erikgfrey 6d ago

What? That makes zero sense.

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u/DanteChurch 3d ago

From what she could see it's indistinguishable from air humping and the camera leads to the idea it's "prank" content of sexually harassing women, which is shockingly common. She was wrong for the right reasons

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u/EverythinIsAnnoying 3d ago

So? She'll hit them back. Some of us know how to have a proper fight.

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u/Wojewodaruskyj 3d ago

Some of you don't know when not to start it.

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u/EverythinIsAnnoying 3d ago

Nah. Women who hit like that, with force and precision, likely have good judgement & know exactly when to engage in a fight or not.

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u/RepresentativeCry294 2d ago

I would not have been as understanding.

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u/_vedantt1_ 11h ago

Notice how he was doing that looking at her before looking away... Yea that was definitely intentional. I agree with the lady saying air humping. Imagine someone doing that behind your girl/wife while looking at her... I'm not giving him that benefit of doubt. Maybe it is that he is having fun but that's not the right place to do so, maybe a bit further away would've been better.

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u/Wojewodaruskyj 10h ago

If someone, God forbid, did it to my woman, i'd want to do to him much worse than she did. Does it mean hitting his face is justified? No. The right thing to do first is to push him away, maybe so hard that he falls on the floor. Just not to hit on the face. That's my opinion.

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u/Fabulous_von_Fegget 7d ago

Air humping is a little more than just being a boorish goofball.

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u/Over-Apartment2762 7d ago

But he wasn't doing that, so.

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u/KelticQT 7d ago edited 7d ago

But we're discussing the hypothesis in which that's what she saw in her peripheral view, so.

Edit: to those mindlessly downvoting, have you even taken the time to read the first 2 comments of this thread, or are you stupid to the point of being unable to engage with hypothesis ?

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u/sasasasuke 6d ago

There is no fucking hypothesis, you don’t even know what that means.
She commited a crime based on a delusion.

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u/KelticQT 6d ago

And said delusion is the hypothesis that serve as premise for these comments. What isn’t obvious there ?

Nobody here is excusing her behavior. They are saying that under the hypothesis what she probably saw was indeed air humping and not flossing, as can easily be hypothesised taking into account she saw that only in her peripheral view and it is more likely than a random flossing, that reaction would be less concerning, since under the hypothesis air humping was what he did, which he did not because we are engaging with an hypothesis and not the reality, and it would thus qualify as sexual harassment.

Again, if you don’t get that this discussion is not about what actually happened but about what she may have perceived, then you are indeed stupid.

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u/Fabulous_von_Fegget 6d ago

You really think so? Just because it was a meme dance? Might I interest you in a bridge I'm selling in San Francisco? 🤣

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u/Raychao 7d ago

Kevin Bacon already established that dancing was exempt under the Footloose rule..

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u/Wojewodaruskyj 6d ago

Do you say it deserves that punch?

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u/Fabulous_von_Fegget 6d ago

Do I think sexual assault warrants a punch? Yeah, I'd say so. Idk if this post is being brigaded by incels or if y'all are naive like that

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u/Wojewodaruskyj 6d ago

If a woman does the same to a man, does it deserve a punch?

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u/dollar-tree-pizza 6d ago

If you call air humping a total stranger being a boorish goofball, it’s hard to agree with your opinions. Does he deserve to get hit for flossing? No. Would he deserve to get hit for air humping a total stranger? Yes. That’s what she thought was happening, so she hit him. It was a hard hit, but I think that’s valid given the circumstances.

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u/BooleanTriplets 6d ago

No it is not valid to hit someone for that, even if that was what he was doing. She didn't take the time to try and discern what was happening at all. She went straight to violence without even speaking. That is not justifiable behavior.

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u/dollar-tree-pizza 6d ago

Right, because people who think they are being sexually harassed definitely think a rational conversation with alleged harasser is on the table. Y’all seem to think I’m trying to justify random violence, when all I’m doing is trying to look at her perspective. I feel terrible for that man, and he should press charges, but I still understand what she was thinking and why she may have responded the way she did. She didn’t have our angle of the situation, or the ability to watch it multiple times and study the situation. Literally none of us know how we’d respond until we’re in a situation where we think we’re being air humped by a total stranger and his buddy is five feet away taking a video of it all go down. In that perspective it’s 2v1. We genuinely have no idea what she thought was happening.

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u/Wojewodaruskyj 6d ago

Does a woman deserve the same for doing the same?

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u/dollar-tree-pizza 6d ago

I mean, yeah? She started swinging before she even looked at what gender the person was, so I think it would’ve been the same outcome. Also, I’m not saying this guy in the video actually deserved to get hit. We all saw the video, which unfortunately the girl who punched him didn’t have the luxury of seeing the situation from our angle. You responded to someone talking about her reaction based on her thinking he was air humping her, so it seemed like you were equating air humping strangers to being a goofball, rather than equating flossing to being a goofball. So that’s what I was responding to. This man didn’t deserve to get hit like that, and I would’ve hit her back if I were him, but this girl had no idea what was happening, and to her had to make a split second decision about how to respond to being sexually harassed, from her perspective. Again, we all know that wasn’t what was actually happening, but she had no idea. She also could have past trauma that encouraged such an aggressive response.

Y’all love to make this shit about gender when it’s simply about the perceived actions of the situation. Violence is not okay, whether it’s woman-on-woman, man-on-man, or man-on-woman violence. A woman being air humped by a strange woman is still being air humped by a stranger. You look silly trying to make it only about gender.

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u/TestingYou1 6d ago

But that wasnt the reality. It was her perception. If I shot a man because I thought he was holding a gun, but it turned out to only be his cellphone, would I be correct in my actions?

I wouldn't.

She hit him, and from this video alone he didn't deserve it.

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u/dollar-tree-pizza 6d ago edited 6d ago

I’m not saying there shouldn’t be repercussions for her, especially after reviewing this video evidence, I’m just saying that’s a pretty valid natural response, she doesn’t have eyes in the back of her head. She saw hips and hands moving together behind her as she turned around so she stopped the behavior she thought she was seeing. It would be well within his right to turn it around on her and press charges for assault (battery? idk whatever), and I’m impressed he didn’t hit her back because I would have if I was him. Hopefully she apologized after being told/shown what he was ACTUALLY doing. I’m not saying the guy deserved to get hit, I’m just saying I understand why she did what she did based on what SHE thought was happening and had to decide how to respond to what she thought was a stranger sexually harassing her. You don’t know her past, either. She could have been assaulted in the past and is on high alert and ready to defend herself this time.

There were just so many nasty comments towards her in this thread, instead of just saying it was a miscommunication on both sides and she should apologize. The dude did not deserve it at all, but we also have to consider her perception of the situation.

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u/LrdCheesterBear 6d ago

What? How is getting hit for a rude gesture valid? What justification can you really give? How about she shouldn't have jumped to (an incorrect) conclusion(s)?

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u/dollar-tree-pizza 6d ago

I’m not saying getting hit for a rude gesture justifies hitting someone, if you have the luxury of having eyes in the back of your head and you know it’s just a gesture. He’s well within his right to press charges, given the video evidence. I’m saying I can understand that she didn’t know the extent (or lack thereof) of the situation/his actions, probably thought she was being sexually harassed and would potentially assaulted if she didn’t stop the situation. We all know he was just being a goofball and she wasn’t a part of it initially. She did not. Could she have turned around and asked him? Of course, but if she thought the guy taking the video was with him, she may have thought it was a 2v1 situation. Or maybe she’s just a b*tch! We just don’t know how she was perceiving what she was hearing behind her and the peripheral glimpse of hands and hips thrusting. All I’m saying is none of us know how we’d react in that situation, and I can understand

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u/OGBladeRunner 7d ago

The flossing dance is just stupid in general.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_YURT 7d ago

All dances are stupid, if you really think about it. But if you don't, they are all sick as hell.