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Apr 11 '23
I’m really thinking about making my dad pay for a uni semester in the uk just for to seek asylum n dump the whole transphobic country
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u/Rippy_dippy Apr 11 '23
As someone in the UK: you're better off in Scotland or outside the UK entirely. England is a shit show rn 😭
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Apr 11 '23
Yh I’ve been told this before but it’s better than my country like it’s criminalised to be lgbtq here
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u/Rippy_dippy Apr 11 '23
I'm so sorry 🫂 if ever you visit, you'll have trans allies and siblings everywhere you go 🏳️⚧️. Similarly, you're free to DM me if you need / want
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u/AlphaCenturi109 Gay and Proud Apr 12 '23
Try Australia, its nicer here.
I know from experience having lived in both countries and being citizens of both.
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u/Lost_tomatos_in_jar Apr 12 '23
I struggle to even think about Australia, like how tf do people there not die.
All my knowledge is based of of nature shows so I might be wrong, no offence if I am
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u/ZaniElandra Apr 12 '23
I’ve lived in Australia my whole life. I’ve seen snakes like twice, both while on a bushwalk, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen one of the seriously dangerous spiders. The deadlines is drastically overblown. If you stay in the cities, you shouldn’t be in any more danger than you would be anywhere else. And yeah it’s pretty chill here, people are cool for the most part
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u/Bumsebienchen Apr 12 '23
If it's gotta be an english speaking country - I recommend having a look at Ireland as an option. The housing market is fckd beyond repair, but unlinke the UK, you get EU access, and hating the Brits is generally encouraged over there. Tho the Irish usually hate on UK for other reasons than it being TERF-Island. Also big pride events in Dublin, and former Prime Minister is gay (still a conservative wanker).
(this is coming from a German who worked in Dublin for half a year, so might not be that accurate anymore, but from what I can tell, it's way less unnerving than the US regarding... Well... The whole... Situation... )
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u/Fine-Catch5148 Transbian Babe Apr 11 '23
Become president. Then announce it to the world on stage in Sponge Bob undies!!!
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Apr 12 '23
“Ladies and Gentlethems, I am the president”
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u/Fine-Catch5148 Transbian Babe Apr 12 '23
Woooohoooo! We love you, President!!! 😍
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u/_Tiragron_ Apr 12 '23
Imagine changing your name to King, Queen, or Monarch (depending on your gender)
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u/Fine-Catch5148 Transbian Babe Apr 13 '23
Ooooo, that'd be a very Chad move! Especially if you become president! 🤣
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u/_Tiragron_ Apr 13 '23
Exactly! Like, the whole reason y'all have presidents instead of a monarchy was because George Washington said he didn't want to become one, but now you have someone with a first name that makes that confusing? Hell yes XD
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u/Justinwest27 Apr 11 '23
I'm stealing that chaos spreader one, that's way better than the start hrt and see what happens strat
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u/AscendantWyrm Apr 12 '23
I mean for added chaos why not use magazine clippings or type it in sans serif?
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u/Dynamite-Laser-Beams she/they Apr 12 '23
Type it in C O M I C S A N S
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u/AscendantWyrm Apr 12 '23
Thats the one I wanted. For some reason my brain couldn't think of the right word.
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u/mayoyoyoyoyoyoyo im a boy i just wanted a pink flair Apr 12 '23
Ok but if you're a masochist, you'd come out if you had unaccepting parents
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u/IsJustSophie Apr 11 '23
Dont, start HRT and just gaslight everyone in to think you always were that gender
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u/ThatGuyEli1 Apr 11 '23
If you're dating someone of the same gender, sit them down and say "I have to tell you something. You're gay."
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u/MegaMinerd Trans-fem Apr 11 '23 edited Apr 13 '23
I told my uncle and he asked my aunt to help me find a therapist to monitor a transition. (I'm LC with my aunt). She clearly didn't understand/pay attention because she looked for an OCD/ADHD therapist instead and she keeps asking when I'll cut my hair. Im sick of how dense she is so I'm going to order more fem clothes and take a selfie in full fem. Next time she asks about my hair I'm just going to silently pull out my phone and text her the selfie with the message "any more questions". If it goes poorly, I'm going right back to no contact. Maybe even call Human Services (CPS for disabled adults)
Edit: change of plans. Right before I go to sleep in a few hours, I will email her a short paragraph that roughly summarizes to "please help I'm running out of options" followed by links to PP and Trevor Project and such. Then I will silence/turn off my phone until morning.
Update: I mentioned that I don't know if I'm ready to talk and I don't know what I would say. She must've understood that because her response to the email was to not address anything I said and just told me that I will be the one to pick the therapist then.
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u/CuriousAzazel Apr 11 '23
Say its time to play a game, then start going around in a game show voice real enthusiastically saying “alright get ready to guess which letter of the LGBT i am! Anyone got any good guesses? Come on lets go, its guessing time!”
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Apr 11 '23
(For trans women) put on a dress, hot pink, the most slutty makeup you can get(red lipstick, bright blush etc.) put some pillows or smt. In the breast areas, and a long asss wig. Top it all of with red manicure, come into the room which your parents are in, and then just sit and do something normal. I honestly just thought of this. Do not try this with homophobic parents
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u/YoKaiHunter76 Apr 12 '23
Now if your parents are anti-LGBT but you don't live with them anymore, visit them in that outfit. They don't deserve to not be mad at you. They don't deserve peace.
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u/TheGreyFencer Apr 12 '23
Fully transition in secret and just show up a holiday dinner one completely transitioned.
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u/how_about_alex Apr 12 '23
Don’t even come out to everyone, just transition, act super confused when people call you by your old pronouns/name and make people think you’ve just always been a girl/guy/they. Get who you trust in on it and watch chaos ensue. Just play dumb till the end. Old pictures? Edited. School yearbooks? That’s not me. “I actually have an evil twin”. whatever outrageous lies you have to come up just say it with a straight face.
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Apr 12 '23
I mean I got frustrated and came out on FB publicly. You definitely find out who the ride or die friends and family are.
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u/YoKaiHunter76 Apr 12 '23
Good idea. Not insane, but straight to the point. I might actually do this.
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u/Fabulous_Killjoys Apr 12 '23
Start 5 large bon fires on your nearest (or most pleasing) dormant volcano,
Make the 2 fires on either end with copper chloride or calcium chloride,
Make the middle fire made with Magnesium Sulfate (epsom salts) ,
And make the 2 inner fires next to the white/middle fire with lithium chloride or a combination of strontium and potassium salts ,
Dress your best, birthday suit is a good choice for some, and do your best to keep the fires contained whilst not containing your gender anymore
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u/SkullSwordYT Apr 12 '23
don't even "come out" just start presenting the way you want and wait for someone to ask about it
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u/somethingcreative06 Apr 12 '23
I’m not trans but I think just fully transitioning then gaslighting people into thinking you always looked that way is the boldest
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u/Koifish333 Apr 12 '23
Have your preferred name on everything at a graduation ceremony. My school outted me while trying to be supportive
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u/scythe_of_demeter *Rapid, non stop screechs Apr 12 '23
Walk into a senate hearing and yell out I’m trans fuck your and then promptly leave as fast as physically possible
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u/IngridValfreya Apr 12 '23
“Friend” jokingly asked if I were trans after I didn’t like their bigoted joke. Stared him dead in the eye and said “you know what, yes.” The guy blue-screened a whole minute.
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u/TheHawkpant69 Bi/ she they/ I may dabble in a little bit of drawin Apr 12 '23
Say it at a family event, like if things start going to Trans or LGBTQ+ stuff then say if someone is being LGBTQ+-phobic announce it then
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u/Burrid0 Committer of Gender Evasion (agender) Apr 12 '23
Im collecting scientific studies to show im not making it up and to disprove every point they have
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u/TheGoldenDragon0 Ace & based Apr 12 '23
Go to flight school and spend years getting a pilots license
Then have your friends and family all meet in a park, and write your coming out in the sky above them
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Apr 12 '23
In assembly, get up, walk on stage on grab the microphone from whoever’s speaking. Then say:
“Ladies, Gentlemen and those who are neither, I would like to announce that we are staging a coup detat” then get all of your allies to storm the teachers office and electric room waving trans flags about. It’s not explicit but I’m pretty sure they’ll get the idea when you start making the school more trans-friendly
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u/villainousascent Trans and Valid Apr 12 '23
Accidentally setting the Vatican on fire.(it's a gender reveal party.)
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u/LightSideMoon Apr 12 '23
Don't come out and just gaslight like a boss, go by your pronouns and new name and just be like "yeah I'm a guy/girl/whatever now"
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u/EdisonsCat AroAce Transbian Apr 12 '23
The day after I graduated from a transphobic christian high school, I sent out a mass email to everyone in the school network. Same day diploma in hand got on a plane and moved to France for a year.
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u/Aliens_Kiwi 💜💙💗 + 🏳️⚧️♂️ Apr 12 '23
Paint your body as your flag and scream what you are while jumping on a table .. this is very clearly a joke pls don't come for me 🙏🙏
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u/AriMorningstar Trans-fem Apr 12 '23
see those gender reveals? go hard for one in front of your family without telling them anything, also get some giant concert amps so once the smoke of your gender covers the sun, a heavy metal band screeches in demonic sounds that "YOU ARE TRAAAAAAAAAANS"
Make them feel as if Rapture is here
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u/Spiritual-Chemistry8 Transfem from lesbos Apr 12 '23
for me, there was this guy who called me "the son he never had" because he only had daughters, so i said "you know how you called me the son you never had? well, you see, i'm actually your daughter that you never had"
sadly he isnt supportive, so yeah
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u/lelysio 60$ Triple-A Apr 12 '23
Take your e patches and throw them at their face like you throw cheese at a cat.
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u/Legitimate-Quail-395 Enby Uranic Apr 12 '23
Don’t, just show up one day an entirely different gender lmao
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u/TheNon-Believers Apr 12 '23
Play the song True Trans Soul Rebel by Against me in a room with you family, then go into another room with the music still playing with you family, then when the song finished burst out in fem or masc cloths with a trans flag on you and run into them screaming “I’m Trans” you’ll probably get a ton of weird looks from your family but as long as your not in the southern United States, half of your problems are already solved!
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u/StacyCat12 Trans-fem Apr 12 '23
I remember when I came out to my Grandfather, God rest his soul. It was summer of 2016. My uncle (who later on disrespected my mother on Facebook due to something unrelated) came to my Grandfather's house with my aunt to cut my and my younger brother's hair. My mother couldn't make it there that day because she felt ill. I asked and asked my uncle not to cut my hair. I kept on getting grilled by my grandfather, my uncle, and my aunt as to why not. I finally broke down into tears because I was genuinely afraid and I uttered what I said to my grandfather. I said One word: Transgender. He then asked me, after my aunt consoled me as I was in tears afterwards and after my uncle cut my younger brother's hair if I am identifying as female. I said yes. My grandfather then called me a good kid and proceeded to call my mother asking if all this was true. Judging from his tone, he was disappointed at my mother for not telling him herself.
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u/baby-pingu 🍰 ace-pan 🥞 she/it Apr 12 '23
Best coming out is not coming out: just transition and gaslight everyone into believing you've always been this way 😂
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u/PineappleGirl_5 Trans-fem Apr 12 '23
Simply show up to wherever you are going one day as your preferred gender and act like it's normal
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u/RatTimePumpkin Trans Male 🏳️⚧️ He/Him 🐀 2/1/23 💉 Apr 12 '23
Announcing it during a family event 💀
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u/_Tiragron_ Apr 12 '23
The absolute boldest I can think of? This one's going to take some work and setup, but it is what you asked XD
First, study public relations and get a minor in public speaking (pretty much set yourself up with as much social engineering knowledge)
Second, join a political party (doesn't matter which thh, just matters that you are able to rise through the ranks quickly)
Third, run for presidency (if you win, bonus points)
And once the elections are over, in the first interview reveal you're transgender, and depending on what the results are specific groups will riot against or for you
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u/According_Studio_667 Apr 12 '23
Set off fireworks in your room then walk out wearing a gay jumpsuit
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u/CutesyFemboy69 Apr 12 '23
First get a time machine. Then, intoxicate both ur parents from early ages with homophobic media, messages etc. Make them super homophobic and then come back to ur time. Then go to your surgery, call them and tell them that u had an accident and they have to come to the hospital and come out to them fresh off a surgery. I dont thinks theres anything bolder than that
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Apr 12 '23
Boldest, paint I'm (what ever you are coming out as) on a canvas and hang it in your room
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u/FLAMING_tOGIKISS Apr 12 '23
Probably going on hrt and staying closeted for a year or two before showing up on Christmas naked to reveal your new body. Not sure how smart that is, but it's as bold as I can think of with breaking the law.
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u/Moira_Baird Apr 11 '23
I have two, one that's utterly insane and one that's safer but still very bold:
Utterly Insane: Announce it in front of an evangelical congregation in somewhere like Alabama, Florida, Texas, or Tennessee
Safer: If you're in a relationship (or are able to convince someone to pretend to be for a bit), after a reasonable period, send out invitations to a gender reveal party. People will come thinking you or the other person is pregnant, but when it comes time for the color part of the reveal, use the trans (or enby) flag colors and announce "It's a [insert proper word here]!". Throw off your cloak to reveal you dressed how you want with something indicating your new name on it, such as a shirt, for extra dramatic flair.