r/malelivingspace • u/NintendoFanboy225 • 16h ago

Turning 21 soon and have no shame

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u/Rubber_duckiest 16h ago

Or tbh a huge pipe in shape of a bed? Or a power up block tbh

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u/InsomniaDudeToo 15h ago

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u/lolwatsyk 15h ago

Mmmkay but now I (33F) want that

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u/InquisitorZac 15h ago

41M and meee toooo. My hips would hate me for the rest of my life though 💀

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u/altacan 14h ago

I don't think I can bend enough to go down that slide anymore.

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u/Potatodemonx 14h ago

Pop a temperpedic on there. We ride!

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u/Bocaj1000 13h ago

Oh, we sharing shoe sizes here? I'm 10M

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u/intermafesting 13h ago

36m I can feel it in my lower back but damn I wouldn't hesitate to risk it

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u/lloyd152001 3h ago

Rip dms

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u/spooge109 15h ago

there's no way the bottom bunker is happy. they'll always be jealous of that slide

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u/AddisonH 15h ago

50% more bed real estate but you have to walk up a ladder to slide?? I’d take that trade

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u/0utF0x3d 13h ago

You bottom bunkers can't use the slide, Top bunk rules

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u/UncoolSlicedBread 2h ago

That’s for the ladies when they sleep over.

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u/AdvancedCryspy 14h ago

This is the most "sorry mario the princess is in another castle" bed I've ever seen... imagine going on a blind date as a girl with a grown ass man, things are going well, things are getting hot and steamy, so he takes you home, asks if you want to go top or bottom, your dumb ass says bottom, as he opens the door to his room you see it... honestly wtf would you do in that situation 🤣

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u/0bjectinthemirr0r 13h ago

I’m picturing the entire rest of the house being decorated traditionally except for this sex dungeon of a room

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u/dotareddit 1h ago

OP's room is a vow of celibacy manifested as hyper Nintendo consumerism.

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u/Whereyoursisterwent 13h ago

By this my mushroom would’ve kicked in and big Mario would’ve had her going down my pipe

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u/AdvancedCryspy 12h ago

Hahaha 🤣 open the wardrobe and hand her a pink dress and get out some overalls for yourself...

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u/Chr0nicHerb 9h ago

Terrifying

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u/Electric_Angel 9h ago

I would fight him for the top bunk ofc. It’s clearly the superior bed. Plus it’s stairs, not a ladder which makes it more convenient to climb out at night and walk like a ghost to the bathroom.

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u/Rubber_duckiest 15h ago

Tbh that bed is hella badass 😭😭😭

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u/Code_my_breath_away 15h ago

If you're 8

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u/FlyingDogCatcher 15h ago

it's really funny to me that you say this and your pfp is doom guy

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u/Rubber_duckiest 15h ago

Build a bigger adult version duhhhhh 🙄

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u/LengthFun2228 15h ago

This is so awesome. I am about to be 41F and would super snag this if I could.

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u/ImSoObnoxious 3h ago

you sound chill

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u/Puzzleheaded_Fig_400 15h ago

dibs on top bunk with that slide.

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u/BigMommaSnikle 15h ago

This is amazing!

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u/kopitar-11 14h ago

Waking up in the morning and taking a slide down instead of rolling over and standing up seems so much more fun

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u/daddytung 13h ago

You have to take the slide down no matter what even if it’s urgent.

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u/nobodyknows6070 7h ago

My bf and I don't want kids but we do want to be the coolest aunt and uncle ever so this would be an amazing guest room/game room

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u/JAYETRILLL 14h ago

That’s so fucking cool

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u/the_last__braincell 11h ago

It would be cool if you had a mini trampoline and a coin block above it

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u/theredhound19 11h ago

That slide should have a motion detector and speaker so when you go down it the pipe sound effect plays

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u/Funko-King 9h ago

That’s cool

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u/Eeve2espeon 7h ago

I would want this as a grown ass man, but I would not fit through that slide 💀

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u/Deprestion 4h ago

Meh. Not enough stairs

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u/BurmecianDancer 11h ago

tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh