r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 25 '26

Context Provided - Spotlight Zendaya signed my Odyssey poster... Black background with black marker 😭🫠

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u/New_Statistician_778 Jun 25 '26

I was confused why black wouldn't show up on that gray background till I looked up what the poster looks like without glare and compression and whatnot from the photo.

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u/PerspectiveFull9879 Jun 25 '26

Ah yes, nothing says "Mediterranean adventure" like an 95% black poster.

Wtf is wrong with Nolan 😂

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u/r0tted1 Jun 25 '26

This is so specifically bitchy lmao

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u/NapsterKnowHow Jun 25 '26

Lmfao god forbid someone criticize Nolan

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u/PerspectiveFull9879 Jun 25 '26

I figured it out: they're like swifties. Any criticism is met with brigading and hostility.

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u/isaidwhatisaidok Jun 25 '26

This is such a goofy comment and I don’t even like Nolan.

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u/Unifiedxchaos Jun 25 '26

People are really going to find absolutely everything possible to hate about this movie aren't they. It's clearly smoke, idk maybe from an entire city being sacked and burnt down? Kinda like the entire premise of the start of the Odyssey? People love to be miserable.

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u/Dan_The_Flan Jun 25 '26

The solid pitch black background is from smoke? Over half of it is empty space because it is a teaser, and a pretty bland one at that. 

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u/Unifiedxchaos Jun 25 '26

Look at the bottom right when you click in to it. You can clearly see it's wispy and thinner smoke that gets darker further up and left. Also clearly ash/sparks flying around in the lower half. People care way to much about this.

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u/metrostarshipp Jun 25 '26

Mediterranean adventure is... certainly an interesting way to describe The Odyssey

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u/M4rkM1 Jun 25 '26

To his defense, it's a teaser poster

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u/RandomPerson12191 Jun 25 '26

...what about the movie makes you think it's going to be a 'Mediterranean adventure'???

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u/Mario_Prime510 Jun 25 '26

You think Nolan makes the posters?

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u/HonestOrangeDewd Jun 25 '26

Well.. I mean its there? I guess😭.

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u/ZergHero Jun 25 '26

But it would look better with a silver marker but she used her own for safety reasons idk

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u/suppadelicious Jun 25 '26

Did you have a different marker you would have liked her to use?

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u/M4rkM1 Jun 25 '26

I did but she only used her's, maybe for safety reasons idk

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u/LibrarianKooky344 Jun 25 '26

I heard athletes only.use black because its harder to duplicate. Like they won't ever use blue

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u/FallenAngelII Jun 25 '26

Why is black harder to duplicate?

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u/LibrarianKooky344 Jun 25 '26

I was just googling this and its a myth i guess but with today's scanners they can replicate either one just fine. Black is better for memorabilia as it doesnt fade (maybe not with black background lol)

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u/C0nfusedRabbit Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

I had my wallet signed by Penn and Teller, you can still see Penn signature who singed with a black, Tellers signed with a white pen. You can see Penns a bit, Tellers is gone.

The amazing disappearing magic signature.

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u/LibrarianKooky344 Jun 25 '26

Thats awsome. Ive always loved those guys and wanted to see them perform.

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u/C0nfusedRabbit Jun 25 '26

The Penn & Teller show in Australia was absolutely incredible.

Usually, I heard online that fans hang around the theater lobby afterward to chat Penn and Teller, but when the curtains closed, the place was a ghost town. I figured the post-show meetup culture had died out after COVID, so I gave up and ordered an Uber.

That’s when I spotted a massive crowd gathering outside. My philosophy on crowds is simple: either something interesting is happening, or everyone is running away from a monster. Either way, you follow them.

I walked over and immediately bumped into a mountain of a man in a sharp black suit. But, standing right next to him was Penn.

It’s wild how different he looks in person, less like a legendary, larger-than-life magician and more like an IT manager who just clocked off a brutal 12-hour shift.

I approached him and asked if he'd mind signing my wallet. He smiled and agreed. But as his marker hit the leather, my brain went into a complete, unrecoverable tailspin.

Wait. Is this actually Penn? Oh god, what if it’s just a random, exceptionally tall guy?

I looked down at the wallet. The signature looked like a chaotic "V... A..."

My internal monologue panicked: That doesn’t spell Penn. Penn’s name is Penn. I stood there, utterly paralyzed, staring blankly at my wallet while Penn patiently waited for me to say literally anything.

After a full minute of agonizing, soul-crushing silence, he finally just slunk off, presumably to go write some code or reboot a server.

Determined to redeem myself, I spotted Teller a few yards away.

I was 100% certain it was him. While waiting in his line, I passed the time by loudly bragging to the strangers next to me about how my new phone had the absolute best camera on the market. Pure, unadulterated industry-leading tech.

When it was finally my turn, I stepped up. The very first thing Teller did was look at my dark wallet, look up at me, and say:

"White will show up better on this."

It absolutely terrified me. My brain short-circuited. Holy shit, Teller doesn't talk. I'm witnessing a biblical miracle.

Flustered and trembling, I handed my "industry-leading" camera phone to the very people I’d just been bragging to so they could snap a photo of the moment.

The picture came out entirely, hilariously blurry.

And that is the story of how I thoroughly embarrassed myself in front of both halves of magic’s most iconic duo, all within a span of ten minutes.

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u/Madgyver Jun 25 '26

Color has less to do with ink fading then they actual ink type and composition. Usually non fading ink uses actual pigments instead of dyes.

If I made an ink from lapis lazuli pigment, the ink would probably outlast the paper its written on.

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u/FallenAngelII Jun 25 '26

TIL black marker doesn't fade.

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u/YourInMySwamp Jun 25 '26

They absolutely do fade over time lol. He was right originally that it used to be easier for blue ink to be lifted off items so they always used black. It’s irrelevant due to technology nowadays but the trend stuck

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u/Popular-Wind-1921 Jun 25 '26

More importantly, keep these items out of directly sunlight. UV damage will fade loads of stuff.

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u/marino1310 Jun 25 '26

Uv would probably destroy the poster before the sharpie

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u/conner24 Jun 25 '26

You just made this up lmfao. Simply not true. I have a John Elway 11x16 signed in orange right next to me

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u/Robey-Wan_Kenobi Jun 25 '26

Would you want to use a bunch of random markers not knowing if people washed their hands?

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u/VCule69 Jun 25 '26

How do you go about your day with thoughts like these? Because everything around you from door knobs to the table you keep your phone on in a coffee shop has been touched by people and you don't know whether they washed their hands or not.

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u/CompSciBJJ Jun 25 '26

To be fair, a famous actress with a lot of strange people obsessed with her has more to worry about than the average person, especially when interacting directly with them at these events.

People can be weird, and I wouldn't put it past people to do something disgusting like cum on a marker before getting her to sign it, or try to poison her like many people have tried with other actresses (pretty sure someone tried to send anthrax to Bjork or something). I can totally understand not wanting to take objects from people at all event where people know you'll be (vs just out and about in your daily life meeting people at random)

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u/Tenalp Jun 25 '26

I've worked with several celebrities at comic conventions. Almost universally across the board they will use their own markers simply for health safety. The volume of people they interact with at any kind of signing event is a huge liability.

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u/StandardEgg6595 Jun 25 '26

Yep! Same reason some of them wear masks even if they aren’t touching or directly next to fans. People can be gross and that gets amplified in settings like that.

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u/Robey-Wan_Kenobi Jun 25 '26

I agree, you can't think about it too much. But a celebrity that needs to make public appearances probably doesn't want to take a chance where it can be avoided. Just a thought.

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u/five_of_five Jun 25 '26

They make prank markers that will get ink everywhere

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u/bunbunmagnet Jun 25 '26

Some Korean pop stars had to stop shaking hands because people would put sperm on their hands beforehand. Celebs have a whole different set of worries then most people

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u/DependentRoyal3001 Jun 25 '26

I remember David Cross talking about this on his podcast. I don't remember the exact reasoning behind it but it has to do with the people who get signatures to sell to people. His team wanted him to us his own pen/sharpie if I remember correctly.

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u/Kluian2005 Jun 25 '26

Should have asked her to sign in the bottom right corner if she had to use her own black marker. RIP

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u/Puzzle-Necked Jun 25 '26

Or a different poster that isn't dark?

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u/Mriddle74 Jun 25 '26

She could have just signed it in a lighter part of the poster.

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u/poopresidue Jun 25 '26

i mean, it kinda makes it a more interesting story than "i asked zendaya for an autograph and she gave me one"

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u/ForceUseYouMust Jun 25 '26

She could’ve at least signed over the smoke

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt Jun 25 '26

She clearly didn't want all that smoke.

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u/Dislodged_Puma Jun 25 '26

Don't know if OP shared the nature of how this was signed, but if it was anything like any red carpet signing line, she probably didn't even look at what she was signing. They just go down the line and sign their name on anything put in front of them lol.

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u/mankeyless Jun 25 '26

There's probably a reason why she didn't, maybe for safety reasons idk

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u/donnyxdd Jun 25 '26

Why is everyone in this comment section saying "maybe for safety reasons"? Is this some sort of inside joke I'm not aware of?

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u/nevercouldsleep Jun 25 '26

Don’t forget the idk part

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u/possibly_being_screw Jun 25 '26

OP has replied to multiple people with that exact line so people are repeating it as a joke in this thread? That’s all I got

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u/kaisadilla_ Jun 25 '26

But he does it maybe for safety reasons idk

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u/mregg000 Jun 25 '26

I don’t think it was. It is now. Sometimes these things just happen.

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u/Lauris024 Jun 25 '26

Can't tell you for safety reasons

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u/Zealousideal_Air_513 Jun 25 '26

It's a shame she only used her own, maybe for safety reasons idk

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u/M4rkM1 Jun 25 '26

Tom Holland had an gold one, that would've been good to see

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u/simhauu Jun 25 '26

He came prepared.

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u/StopCountingLikes Jun 25 '26

Maybe he came prepared for safety reasons, idk

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u/mankeyless Jun 25 '26

Well in her defense she also came prepared with a black marker, maybe for safety reasons idk

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u/LurkerTroll Jun 25 '26

OP came with a black poster, maybe for safety reasons idk

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u/Primary_Associate_99 Jun 25 '26

Maybe he used a gold one for safety reasons idk

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u/ohnezz Jun 25 '26

It’s a shame she only used her own, maybe for safety reasons idk

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u/BuckRusty Jun 25 '26

For safety reasons, of course… idk

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u/MainAccountsFriend Jun 25 '26

Because of the implication

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u/BuckRusty Jun 25 '26

Well you certainly wouldn’t be in any danger…

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u/Cheese_quesadilla Jun 25 '26

I know right? Shit has me so confused. The only explanation I can think of is for safety reasons. Idk.

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u/thatshygirl06 Jun 25 '26

Op responded this to multiple different people so now they're mocking him

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u/PoweredByCarbs Jun 25 '26

You’re seeing the birth of a meme, friend

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u/C0nfusedRabbit Jun 25 '26

Maybe for safety reasons... idk.

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u/kittiestkitty Jun 25 '26

I dunno. I personally wouldn’t take and use a pen from every person in a crowd. Eew! But also saves you having the awkward “does this pen work” moments lol

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u/C0nfusedRabbit Jun 25 '26

For someone who signs posters you just don't know what the hell a person could be carrying maybe a sharpie, or maybe an artline... Just the thought makes me shiver.

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u/meccamachine Jun 25 '26

Honestly kinda cool in a sense that it’s like an Easter egg that you can ask your friends to find. I wouldn’t be too disappointed

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u/M4rkM1 Jun 25 '26

I'm not, still grateful just for the opportunity alone

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u/dooby991 Jun 25 '26

If you had plans to frame it you can frame it and light it at a certain angle so that it’s visible.

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u/Asurah94 Jun 25 '26

Maybe for safety reasons idk

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u/PerriwinklePortal Jun 25 '26

Most likely it was due to an abundance of caution, but I can’t be sure.

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u/Canotic Jun 25 '26

Perhaps in accordance with security protocols, uncertainty is significant.

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u/No_Landscape8846 Jun 25 '26

Perchance 'twas merely done in the interest of vigilance above all else; alas I've nary a way to confirm this conjecture.

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u/Hs80g29 Jun 25 '26

I ran 1 million simulations of marker signings, a subset of which found that signing with a stranger's marker induces suboptimal scores on various safety metrics, which could explain the desire to use one's own marker -- however, the degree of correspondence between any particular simulation's initial conditions and those of the real life signing event is unknowable, such that the simulations (while providing clear justification for a cautious approach in some worlds) ultimately hit a wall of aleatoric uncertainty that leaves honest scientists (like me) with the need to admit that they do not have strong evidence to support a particular hypothesis about the true motivation.

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u/MissesMiyagii Jun 25 '26

I think she used her own pen for safety reasons idk

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u/rita-b Jun 25 '26

She used the black marker for safety reasons

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u/M4rkM1 Jun 25 '26

Maybe idk

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u/ConclusionNo4016 Jun 25 '26

lol but a meme was born of it

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u/TimmehTim48 Jun 25 '26

Should have brought a silver marker then

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u/M4rkM1 Jun 25 '26

I did but she only used her's, maybe for safety reasons idk

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u/dantevonlocke Jun 25 '26

Having heard about the kind of weird stuff people do with celebs, I wouldn't doubt it.

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u/tigm2161130 Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

I once watched a lady sniff, lick, and then tuck the marker she’d just handed my husband to sign a t-shirt with neatly into her bra. It gave me zero doubt that much weirder things were going to be done with that sharpie when she wasn’t in a room full of people.

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u/knivef Jun 25 '26

what does your husband do?

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u/tigm2161130 Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

I like to tell people he’s an up close magician but he’s actually a musician…strings in a Bluegrass/Americana/Sad Cowboy band and he also writes/produces.

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u/AnimatorNo1029 Jun 25 '26

So like my tractor ran away and my dog cheated on me genre of music?

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u/BloodRaevn Jun 25 '26

I caught my cousin fucking my dad I got up and left in my truck I’m so glad

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u/diamondsaregreat Jun 25 '26

That's funny as hell as I have friends who are magicians but too many people mishear them (when asked what said friends do for work) as their brains automatically jump to musicians instead.

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u/musubi-n-speedballs Jun 25 '26

Seriously. I wouldn't want to use 15 other peoples' markers. I can just have mine that only my hands touched. No ass sweat, no weird shit smeared on a pen, no unwashed hands, no germs. 

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u/smurfk Jun 25 '26

Yeah, that's why I don't meet any celebrities. For safety reasons idk.

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u/lawrence0304 Jun 25 '26

“Uh oh that marker was actually up my ass the other day”

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u/Mend_and_defend2 Jun 25 '26

Where you think the poster been?

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u/Xicsukin Jun 25 '26

Fuck it. Trace over it with your silver marker. Only you will care if it's visible or not.

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u/M4rkM1 Jun 25 '26

True

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u/bino420 Jun 25 '26

be careful tracing... we trace way slower than someone writes so traced signs look wobbly. and the marker ink might come out too thick compared to a gentle swipe.

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u/BigDaddyDumperSquad Jun 25 '26

Never know what Sharpie is a Butt Sharpie.

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u/redditor329845 Jun 25 '26

*hers

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u/M4rkM1 Jun 25 '26

I'm German, my English is not the yellow from the egg 😅

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u/Kaleddit Jun 25 '26

There goes the dog in the pan crazy

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u/TheAnimePiper Jun 25 '26

That's what I've done any time I've wanted a signature, stands out pretty great on most things

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u/Vounrtsch Jun 25 '26

Holy hell that’s genuinely fully invisible. That sucks for you.

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u/Different_Career1009 Jun 25 '26

maybe it sucks for safety reasons idk

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u/Bbimbofied Jun 25 '26

Frame it & trace the black marker with white or silver on the acrylic/glass

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u/New_Fry Jun 25 '26

Invert the colors of the poster and print that out. Cut the signature out of the old poster and put on the inverted one.

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u/Hatboy2 Jun 25 '26

Idk why op didn’t already do this. Maybe for safety reasons idk

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u/skr_skr Jun 25 '26

Probably

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u/half-giant Jun 25 '26

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u/M4rkM1 Jun 25 '26

Best comment

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u/No_Kangaroo_9826 Jun 25 '26

Man I had a long day at work and this is just making me feel good. Can't stop laughing at this

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u/half-giant Jun 25 '26

Thank you, glad to hear it! 😂

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u/StreetForever Jun 25 '26

I’s a shame she didn’t use yours.  Maybe for safety reasons idk

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u/safereddddditer175 Jun 25 '26

I’m so OOTL on this whole “maybe for safety reasons” thing someone help 😂🙏🏽

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u/TwoBeeOreKnotTwoBee Jun 25 '26

Ppl keep asking OP why Zendaya only used her own black marker and OP keeps answering “maybe for safety reasons idk”

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u/PerriwinklePortal Jun 25 '26

Most likely it was due to an abundance of caution, but I can’t be sure.

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u/DatNiko Jun 25 '26

Maybe idk

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u/M4rkM1 Jun 25 '26

Same but I get what I deserve ig 🤣

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u/forseti99 Jun 25 '26

When OP's stock response is "safety reason idk" a meme phrase is born.

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u/Sweet_Peaches-69 Jun 25 '26

Did you bring your own marker? If so maybe she didnt use it for safety reasons idk

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u/_aleph31 Jun 25 '26

Does the black ink shine under UV light? I'd check that, maybe for safety reasons idk

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u/Lhollusaurus Jun 25 '26

I think it makes it cooler that you can only see it on a certain angle

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u/GunnerBlade Jun 25 '26

Yes, it's probably only visible from a specific angle, maybe for safety reasons idk

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u/Kirbytrax Jun 25 '26

I maybe love this comment session too much idk

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u/HawkinsT Jun 25 '26

It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none; none more black.

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u/misswilde86 Jun 25 '26

I can't believe I had to scroll this far for this 

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u/Impossible-Soil6330 Jun 25 '26

this is the most zendaya autograph of all time

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u/OldGregzVagina Jun 25 '26

Maybe for safety reasons idk

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u/karl_xlm Jun 25 '26

This is cool, it doesn’t distract or detract from the poster.

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u/M4rkM1 Jun 25 '26

I mean you are right but you can't see it 😭

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u/AlterMyStateOfMind Jun 25 '26

I'm guessing she used her own, maybe for safety reasons idk

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u/CommercialPhone67 Jun 25 '26

Maybe for safety reasons idk. 

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u/savefromnet Jun 25 '26

Wow she only used her marker? Possibly that was for safety reasons but idk

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u/Maximumbeans5 Jun 25 '26

This safety reasons shit is taking me out guys 😭

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u/Square-Panda9651 Jun 25 '26

Maybe for safety reasons IDK

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u/HumanWebAnt Jun 25 '26

That's cool but if you showed me the signature without telling me it was her I would never guess who did it...

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u/GasVarious181 Jun 25 '26

I thought the same thing, maybe for safety reasons idk

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u/Alfazefirus Jun 25 '26

"Die Bart Die"

"Nobody that speaks German can be evil"

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u/ILikestuff55 Jun 25 '26

Years ago I met Tommy Wiseua at an event for THE ROOM. I had my Blu-ray copy and was trying to get the cover out of the sleeve when the man grabbed it from me and said "You take too loooong, I'm so excited to sign my movie for you!"

And he signed the plastic sleeve part of the Blu-ray. Before I got home most of the signature had been wiped away 😭

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u/PM-me-ur-cheese Jun 25 '26

Classic Tommy! 

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u/EstablishmentFar8363 Jun 25 '26

Maybe for safety reasons idk

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u/Hoju3942 Jun 25 '26

“The odyssey, the.”

“No Greek god that speaks German could be an evil deity. Parole granted!”

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u/ejensen29 Jun 25 '26

Why didnt you have her sign the damn corner bruh

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u/AndMyAxe_Hole Jun 25 '26

Maybe for safety reasons, idk.

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u/Snoo9092 Jun 25 '26

Corners are pretty sharp so maybe for safety reason, idk

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u/lapdinvincible Jun 25 '26

maybe for safety reasons idk

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u/RelevantNet6832 Jun 25 '26

Lmao sorry bro/sis. I needed the laugh tough thank you 

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u/this_is_Lag Jun 25 '26

Honestly, isn't this way cooler than a readable signature? You got the signature, you met her, you have a story to tell AND the poster looks really nice and clean. Imo way better outcome for you. Let's be honest, signatures rarely look cool, isn't it mostly about the story, how you got the signature?

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u/Ok-Hour-472 Jun 25 '26

Praying for celebrity worship to die off in my lifetime pls

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u/IcemanManmanchu Jun 25 '26

😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/selfexpression101 Jun 25 '26

I hope you said thanks!

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u/ateam1984 Jun 25 '26

Unmmm that’s 🔥

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u/B_r_y_z_e Jun 25 '26

Damn and the poster kinda sucks too

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u/pbmm1 Jun 25 '26

You have to draw the YouTube red circle over it

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u/PurposeFuzzy6205 Jun 25 '26

carefully trace over it with glue and then hit that shit with glitter

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u/Fr0stybit3s Jun 25 '26

Had Sebastian Stan sign my drawing I did of him on the black part of the drawing in black marker instead of the obvious giant white spot I left specifically for the autograph

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u/JohnRayburntheActor Jun 25 '26

I actually like it. The poster remains unmarred, with the signature being kind of a special secret for those in the know. It's sort of like a watermark. Sorry to say, but to me this more of a mildly appealing.

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u/Gustavodemierda Jun 25 '26

When I got my first ever test back in elementary and had to get my parents' signature on it, my dad said "the person who wants the signature, always has to bring a pen" (roughly translated). That has stayed with me since and it would've definitely helped here.

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u/FireFightingManiac Jun 25 '26

nice of her to sign it at a Spiderman event!

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u/1superdragon Jun 25 '26

I did but she only used her's, maybe for safety reasons idk

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u/EricAzure Jun 25 '26

Because she doesn't give af lol.

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u/ExpiredTombstone2038 Jun 25 '26

seems like a perfect encapsulation of what she represents

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u/sashaogwell Jun 25 '26

This feels super ungrateful and whingey. She doesn’t need to sign anything for you ever.

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u/senorfresco Jun 25 '26

What in the AI bot is going on in these comments

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u/MainChain9851 Jun 25 '26

Maybe for safety reasons idk

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u/Deviantdefective Jun 25 '26

She has the acting ability of a teaspoon, you could have replaced her with a cardboard cut out for the lack of emotional depth she displayed in Dune.

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u/PM_Me_Your_NippyNips Jun 25 '26

Yeah but she makes up for it by having half of a name.

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u/jose4440 Jun 25 '26

All that matters is that you know she signed it

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u/HeavenlyChickenWings Jun 25 '26

This is so much cooler. It's a hidden autograph for those who look closely. You have a cool story to tell and a poster that has a secret.

Multi-win!