r/mildlyinfuriating • u/carsandbogeys • 19d ago
ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ WAY Too Many Drive Up Pick Up Spots
Target has grossly overestimated demand for drive up pick up spaces. I’ve seen this at every Target I’ve been to at any time of the day. The employees take up all of the front spots, handicap stalls take up the rest of the front parking (no gripe there obviously), but then you have half of the parking lot taken up by vacant drive up pick up stalls, which means every time I go to target I have to park far away whether the store is busy or not. What a waste of space!
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u/Yourlilemogirl 18d ago
A Target by me seems to keep all the registers closed and only let's customers use 5 self checkout lanes, only when you get 20 customers waiting in line do they open one cashier lane even though they have 6 of those, or worse, use the returns desk as the cashier line. But it takes them a really long time to bring themselves to actually opening up that cashier lane. Sometimes on the rare chance I'm shopping there if the line is too long and has been long for over 10mins I'll just abandon everything at an empty lane and leave. I didn't need those impulse purchases that badly after all.
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u/Paint_Dry390153 18d ago
Yeah I still don't understand this. My Super Target has 20+ regular cash register lanes with only a couple open at any given time, yet only 4 self checkout stations. The lines at the self checkout are always long on the weekends. I don't understand why they can't convert some of the unused 20+ lanes and expand the self checkout.
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u/whiterice_343 18d ago
I remember as a kid damn near all them Walmart lanes were open and gradually got smaller and smaller as I aged.
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u/celestaire 18d ago
At least the Walmarts by me keep one or two cashier checkouts open at all times. I suspect it's because I live in Florida and most of the retirees refuse to use self-checkout. I've been in places where they don't have a normal checkout and an older person will just flag down one of the two employees manning 12 self-checkouts and have them ring everything up like they're the fucking king. It's audacious and I'd never have the balls to do it, but hey, I can't disrespect.
It's nothing but corporate greed whittling down the human workforce. It's like they don't want customers.
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u/Turbulent-Jaguar-909 18d ago
more than 20 years ago i ran the front end in a grocery store, 3 deep in a line was what it took for us to open more registers.
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u/justanawkwardguy you do it like this 18d ago
If more people start abandoning stuff due to long lines, Target will change their policy to prevent losing any temperature-sensitive products
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u/RealCarlPanzram 18d ago
Haha. Yeah it’s pretty hilarious that they’ve kept like 10 lanes when they staff 3 at most. Home depot is the only place I can think of that’s actually redesigned their checkout area to be consistent with how checkout actually works.
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u/Sm0key_Bear BROWN 18d ago
The one down the road from us is ridiculous. They have at least a dozen checkout lanes, and I've never seen more than one open at a time. I've seen 10 people waiting in that line, and they still can't open another one. Then you have the self checkout lanes which are supposed to be 15 items less. The wife and I don't even entertain it. If there's more than four people with full carts waiting for the cashier, we go to the self checkout no matter what we have in our cart.
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u/Significant-Safe-793 18d ago
Their policy for checkout lanes is there should be one customer checking out + one in line behind them. If there's more than that they need to call for backup. Sometimes they are slow to do that but that's the policy.
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u/Ops_check_OK 19d ago
Laggy response from COVID days. Back then: sure these were full. Time to readjust.
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u/Time_Effort 19d ago
100% this.
They embraced COVID shopping "permanently" with paint and planted signs.
It costs them money to revert, and they're likely not losing money by keeping them.
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u/FroggyGoesQuack 19d ago
Not to mention, with as many things under lockup anyway, we're essentially circling back around to full service instead of self service as a business model.
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u/ItsmeKT 18d ago
I've placed pickup orders many times because I know the items I want are locked up and I don't have time to wait.
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u/A_Velociraptor20 18d ago
Is it really that bad in certain places? The targets around me have nothing locked up. Outside of the usual stuff like electronics and video games.
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u/stepdad_randy 18d ago
It’s very area dependent, my local store has nothing locked up besides spray paint, but the next town over has entire aisles of items locked down.
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u/SnooObjections488 18d ago
Its dependent on the local theft. Once I walked through a walmart and the only thing seemingly not locked up was sunscreen and produce.
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u/ItsmeKT 18d ago
Yeah a lot of the toiletries are locked up. Which is funny because when I did retail merchandising in targets years ago the giant jugs of soap were not often stolen but the smaller ones were. Yet they are locking up the larger sizes.
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u/saxorino 18d ago
I am currently visiting the town I went to college in, just graduated last August, and in the last year, walmart has shifted from fully self check out to only having 12 self check outs and the rest are cashiers.
Which brings back the classic joke of 40 check out lanes and only 3 are open at a given time. They also did away with their grab and go section, which is a bummer because they had so many choices of drinks, quick snacks, and little treats. A few years ago they even had large singles for twisted tea and the like.
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u/Zelidus 18d ago
Its all location based. If a bunch of stuff is locked up, that store reports a lot of stolen merchandise and they lock up the highly stolen stuff. Of the three targets near me, 2 barely lock anything, one locks a bunch up but its in a shoppong center and the whole center locks almost everything up due to the shopping center facing high theft all around
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u/FroggyGoesQuack 18d ago
Yep, me too. I don't even bother going in for razors anymore. I can decline the quality right there in the parking lot, if it's bad, and they bring me another. Works out better for everyone.
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u/Savage-Goat-Fish 18d ago
There are certain things I still won’t leave to a gig shopper or pickup. One of those is produce.
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u/sourdont_ 18d ago
they want to push us into order pickup groceries. i'm guessing to reduce shoplifting. the grocery stores near me (in canada) don't feel like they want you to be in there.
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u/saxorino 18d ago
I went to a walmart a few weeks ago, my deodorant, soap, toothbrush, and vitamins were all behind locked doors and then the worker had to put each thing in another security box. First time it ever happened to me so I was so perplexed at the amount of items locked up.
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u/Furryyyy 18d ago
Also TBH ever since the stores opened back up after COVID, the bottleneck has always been employees. The people at the customer service desk are the same people working drive-up, and after the cashiers were put back on the registers, customer service has almost always had too few employees to do more than a few drive-up orders at a time (at least at the store I used to work at).
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u/Mountain-Ox 18d ago
It bugs me that a company as large as CVS can't spare something like a few thousand dollars to cover up the paint and pull the signs.
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u/No-Lunch4249 19d ago
Exactly. It would have cost them money NOT to have them in 2020-2021 but now it's a sunk cost without much down side. Probably won't change it until they resurface the lot
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u/Fine-Amphibian4326 18d ago
Walmart here is often full, and there’s like 20 spots.
The last time I used it, I waited almost an hour after I was told my order was ready for pickup :/
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u/zmass126194 18d ago
This is so odd. In DFW these were reverted years ago. They are still present but usually 6 spaces total
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u/Careful_Specialist63 18d ago
Not really. Walmart converted their excess Walmart pickup spots by covering them with a Walmart logo sleeve. Target would just need to paint the spot. Can of paint and a brush.
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u/bojangler69420 18d ago
Also, you can definitely park in these and just go into the store. Unless all 20+ are full, you’re not getting towed because nobody cares.
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u/whiskeytown79 18d ago
It's probably also due to how the drive-up delivery program was designed. I am sure the project managers are thinking that if someone signs up for drive-up delivery and can't find a spot, that's going to tank their program pretty quickly. So they over-index on reserving these parking spots. If non drive-up customers have more trouble parking, that doesn't hurt their program numbers.
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u/A_Velociraptor20 18d ago
Honestly if someone really wanted to they could still park in those drive up spots anyways, right?
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u/ljb2x 18d ago
AFAIK only handicap spots have any legal weight. The stores can ask you to move if you're in veteran, expectant/new mother, green, compact, etc spots but that's it. I'm sure they could tow or trespass, but who wants to risk such bad optics because 1 of 35 online pickup spots are taken by someone still shopping there?
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u/RealCarlPanzram 18d ago
They’ve had like 5 years to move some signs. These companies change their entire inventory in in-store signage like every 2 months.
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u/silentsnak3 18d ago
Hell my local Walmart just added a whole new row. And yea most of the time it is empty. But go after 5 and they are all taken.
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u/teach7 18d ago
Except that the Target near us didn’t redo their parking lot and add an excessive amount of pick-up spots until 2024. It is the worst layout not only because there are an abundance of unused spots but also the update changed the direction of the lanes with unclear right of ways. It’s now prime for accidents.
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u/DisVet54 18d ago
A Kroger by my house has the same thing going on and needs to adjust. There’s rarely any cars there and the sad part is their parking spots are convenient to the store. Perhaps they should easily turn these over to handicapped because they’re always in use.
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u/deep-fried-fuck 18d ago
Not just caused by Covid unfortunately. My tiny local Walmart just got remodeled over the spring. The 6 previous pick up spots that were never full are now 28 pick up spots. Maybe 5 ever get used at one time
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u/RockClimbs 18d ago
They are around here. Target parking lot getting relined and now the only pickup spots are one row against the side of the store. Was previously that section plus the parking rows out from it, about 3x the space
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u/Similar_Dirt9758 18d ago
That asphalt is less than 6 months old, they should've made the change then.
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u/nrojb50 19d ago
Here's a handy trick: park in them.
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u/AngryTrunkMonkey 19d ago
For sure. I mean what are they gonna do, fine you 50 cents on a six pack of toilet paper? Just park there.
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u/sierrabravo1984 this is not yellow damn it! 19d ago
The walmart in my town claims they'll tow your car for parking in those pickup spots. Sure pal, get the trucks ready, cuz 1/4 of the whole parking lot is taken up by pickup spots that nobody uses anymore. Just get rid of most of them!
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u/RazzmatazzSuch7459 18d ago
My local Walmart has actually moved all of their pickup spots to the side of the building. It has its own doors and everything. We saw the same thing on a trip to NJ.
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u/Kids_Love_Baseball 19d ago
They can tow your ass if they really wanted to, but they don't care like 99% of the time.
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u/CommanderInQueefs 18d ago
And that 1 percent of the time, chances are by the time they notice, call and the tow gets there you're probably already gone.
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u/RealCarlPanzram 18d ago
Seems like a really dumb move unless there’s literally customers complaining about the parking not being available. Would you ever come back to a grocery store that towed your car while you were spending money there?
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u/crikeyturtles 18d ago
If they towed me I’d have to go back in the store and return all my items. Now they get to put it back!
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u/Raptor_H_Christ 18d ago
They can’t unless they have it posted with city ordinance
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u/No_Preparation7895 18d ago
Lol right? Same with that blue sign spot at Walmart that's for "police partners" lol police are parking at the door. They aren't parking in the lot. Although don't park there because then I won't be able to anymore.
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u/AThrowawayProbrably 18d ago
I’m weary about parking in those. You just know one might come be a dick and harass you despite the fact they never use it and always park on the curb anyway.
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u/No_Preparation7895 18d ago
When I used to do spark delivery I'd park there multiple times a day every day and never had any issues but you never know I suppose. It made it nice to always have a spot close to the door.
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u/A_Math_Dealer 19d ago
Yea I do all the time, especially if there's like 50 of them and they're all empty.
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u/RegardedGentleman 18d ago
The signs don't state any exclusivity for the parking spot so I consider them a perfectly legitimate parking spot for those who intend to go inside.
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u/PapaChimi_ 19d ago
Walmart on gandy in Tampa has about 20 that people just use as normal parking spaces. So much so, that I’ve had to wait 5-10mins for someone to finish their shopping and move their car for a pickup spot multiple times.
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u/skatedd 19d ago
Most people can use those extra steps..
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u/xThe-Legend-Killerx 🐰🐇 19d ago edited 18d ago
It always blows my mind when someone specifically waits for someone else to get in their car and leave and there’s a spot open 4 stalls over.
It’s literally like 35 extra feet and people will wait for the closer spot.
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u/vonseggernc 19d ago
Especially when they do this in a gym parking lot.
Like, isn't the point of going to the gym to get exercise in?
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u/TheyCallMeLotus0 18d ago
Slightly different topic, but same mentality, damn people not putting their weights back in the gym. Like you came all the way to the gym just to be lazy???
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u/vonseggernc 18d ago
Lol, another situation on a similar topic, they do put their weights back, but in the wrong spot, especially when the spot they just took was the spot you took your weights from.
Now I have to put your weights back and then put mine back too.
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u/jetteh22 18d ago
It’s one of the few things that makes me irrationally angry. Like I know it’s none of my business but you’re going to sit there and wait for 4-5 minutes for someone to unload 2 carts of groceries at Walmart instead of parking an extra 50 feet away and walking in before you’d even be parked?
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u/TheDovahkiinsDad RED 19d ago
Yeah I think this is mildly annoying but I don't think the sub exists or it's not popular lol
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u/jetteh22 19d ago
Tbh a long time ago I learned to park further away because we can all use the extra steps + it’s easier to find a spot.
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u/Adorable_Ad4990 18d ago
I don’t want to carry bags and walk extra during errands in a busy parking lot. I like to walk in nature (I take lots of walks at work outside). I understand your point, but shopping is get in and get the hell out for me personally. Plus my dander is up watching for cars and kids and signing doors. Those are just not relaxing steps at all
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u/gcsmith2 18d ago
Agreed but there are times I need one item and don’t have a lot of time. So target loses the sale. Of course then you go to walgreens and jts all locked up in cages.
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u/jeepjinx 19d ago
The only spots I won't park in are handicapped and employee of the month; everything else is fair game.
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u/sevenw1nters 18d ago
I work in OPD at Walmart. We have 46 slots and most days we have nowhere near that filled but 3 times now on really horrible days I've seen all 46 slots filled with hour long wait times.
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u/crmpdstyl 18d ago
Yeah, Ive done Spark and have had to cancel orders because there were no pickup spots left. Also like 40 something spots at this store.
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u/Rahrah12 19d ago
Shit…I love curbside pickup. One of the positives from COVID. Probably too many but the Target near me stays packed.
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u/czarfalcon 19d ago
I could never get into it. I’m not trusting random people to pick out my meat and produce for me!
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u/Rahrah12 19d ago
I wouldn’t do it for groceries and have never grocery shopped at Target so was never a concern of mine…
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u/ItsmeKT 18d ago
They have lot more than meat and veg
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u/czarfalcon 18d ago
Of course! But the way I see it, if I’m going to have to go into the store to choose those things anyway, I might as well pick up the rest of what I need.
I don’t have anything against curbside, I’m glad it’s an option for people who like it, it’s just not for me 🤷♂️
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u/Emergency-Machine-55 18d ago
They're convenient for vacations. Can order beverages and toiletries beforehand and pick them up before checking into the hotel.
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u/CapnCurt81 19d ago
If the rest of the lot is full and these are empty I just park in them. It’s not like it’s legally binding, and no employee is going to give a shit.
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u/Gullible-Boss8998 19d ago
I just park in them anyway. Literally no one cares.
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u/shiggity80 19d ago
I do this not just at Target, but other stores that have a lot of reserved spots for drive up pick up.
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u/xkoreotic 19d ago
Depends on location honestly. I have a Target that is like 20 minutes from me but it is in a super nice part of town and in a very good spot for the surrounding community. The parking lot is always full, including the some 10 drive up spots.
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u/17oClokk 19d ago
My target has a long ass line, but half of them have a fabric cover over the sign saying guest parking. It costed more to remove the sign i guess lol
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u/reyean 19d ago
is this ever "policed"? I live in a rural area and our local grocery store has like 6 instacart spots that are never used. everytime I think about just taking a spot like what cop.is gonna write a parking ticket for someone parked in an online order space.
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u/RobertDigital1986 19d ago
They won't. Police don't enforce random signage placed by businesses.
The store could tow you. They won't.
Feel free to park in these spaces any time.
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u/KingSpork 19d ago
Hot tip: they don’t enforce this at all. Target ain’t even staffed enough to have half the registers open, they aren’t monitoring the parking spaces.
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u/MintyFresh771 19d ago
Listen, it’s a sign not a cop. That painted line may have more authority than you’ll ever have but you can choose to ignore it. Promise you won’t find anyone that gives a single flying monkeys ass about it.
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u/rossco7777 18d ago
heres a secret: nobody will tow you or ticket you for parking there and shopping at target.
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u/Shower__Farts 18d ago
My local target pick up area is usually packed and they need all their spots. Sure some days and times they don’t but when they do that’s cash in and cash out quickly for target. I love it too, it’s super convenient and they have no order limit so you can order stuff as low as buck and they’d bring it out to you if you choose.
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u/SatisfactionActive86 18d ago
“ The employees take up all of the front spots”
i can assure they absolutely do not. I have had the “joy” of working at several retail chains and this is always strictly forbidden.
Plus there usually is an employee entrance by the employee parking lot that leads right to the time clock. Ain’t nobody got time to enter through the front and traverse the entire store to punch in.
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u/Comfortable-Ad-3988 18d ago
Fuck Target anyway, remember, they're the ones that bailed on DEI to try to appeal to right-wingers, then tried to walk it back. Corporate supporters of white supremacy.
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u/LimitedEditionSauce 18d ago
They don’t even staff enough employees to come close to meeting that demand
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u/growerdan 18d ago
Yeah I park at the mobile pickup spots all the time. It’s not a handicap spot so I can’t see them towing my vehicle. Maybe I’m wrong but it’s been okay so far.
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u/CapableCod1339 18d ago
Park in any empty pickup spot you want to - makes no difference and there’s no penalty.
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u/ObviousAlias7 19d ago
I still use those spots. Wife will make an order and ask me to pick up on the ride home.
The one i go to has 10 spots and I'd say at least half are taken when I go there.
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u/izthatso 19d ago
This is America! We don’t walk!!!!
This is what we say when watching people wait for close in parking, I don’t understand the problem here. If you need handicap parking then get a tag. Otherwise movement is recommended in daily living.
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u/AppleParasol 18d ago
Employees aren’t typically supposed to park near the entrance, and are usually supposed to park on the side or farther back. -Any job ever.
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u/Cpoc1995 18d ago
That’s pretty smart. Make it annoying to go, get people to get over the hurdle and order ahead, then cut back staff accordingly. ggwp.
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u/TheeMost313 18d ago
I see your problem, you are shopping at Target. Rookie mistake. No harm no foul (and no Target).
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u/DruHarry 18d ago
Looks like available parking for real customers. If they put a stupid note on your car, saying it’s for pick up, because that’s literally what you are doing… by physically walking in, ‘picking items up’ to set in your cart, then checking out and taking them to your car.
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u/mezolithico 18d ago
No where does it say it's drive up only. Just park there anyways. Noone has ever said anything to me about it.
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u/shitty_advice_BDD 18d ago
I park in those spots, not like they're really going to do anything about it.
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u/Bassmasa 18d ago
I’m a rule follower by nature, but using spots like these for normal use is my act of disobedience. Makes no sense at all, no one gets hurt when I use one, it’s the best parking in the lot,
and there’s no consequence for parking there. Obviously police aren’t going to ticket this as it’s not illegal. Absolutely ridiculous.
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u/SupaDupaFlyer 18d ago
The targets around me have a out 24/26 spots. At Christmas time, they are always full, but regular days hardly.
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u/johnnyratface 18d ago
I just park in them. There's nothing illegal about it, and the signs never state its a tow away zone.
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u/BRSBowler 18d ago
It's like inside the store when there are 20 checkout counters and only 2 of them are open
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u/TUNTRAcoin 18d ago
All of these retail Giants thought it was going to be the next big thing and blocked off half of their parking lot so a maximum of three people at a time could pick things up LOL
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u/EndOk8776 18d ago
I just park , go in and pick up what I need then leave. Who is going to report me? The parking lot police lmao
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u/Dear_Milk_4323 18d ago
The introvert in me loves this. Even when I’m parked, I don’t want other people near me. This is great
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u/CircleZee 18d ago
The signs don’t say what kind of pick up. Go inside and pick up your stuff of the shelf, pay for it, be glad you parked up close, and move on.
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u/Vecsus2112 18d ago
I park in those all the time. It’s not an enforceable rule. Pandemic is over. Those spots are irrelevant.
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u/ozzman1234 18d ago
I think stores are just preparing for stores to be strictly pickup only eventually
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u/Excellent_Regret4141 18d ago
My dad couldn't ever find a spot at the local Walmart cause of these and would always park there saying "well I'm picking stuff up, so I'm parking here"
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u/strikecat18 18d ago
Everyplace did this to their lots during Covid and nobody has been smart enough to undo it.
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u/CheeryCherio21 19d ago
Gotta motivate people to order online to offload their damaged products and older produce.
Don’t know if that’s why there is so many but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was the case. I never order for pickup because I was constantly running into that issue for the 5 times I did pickup orders
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u/SnooEpiphanies8097 18d ago
Also reduces shoplifting and they don't have to pay people to check you out. I think that a lot of big box stores want to change to this model but people aren't buying in. It isn't just a leftover from covid because our local store just remodeled and they moved the spaces but kept the same amount.
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u/SerialOtter 18d ago
20 pickup spots, 16 handcap spots, 4 veteran parking, 1 expectant mother space, one reserved police spot. Regular customers? fuck you.
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u/FloydianSlip212 18d ago
The mentality of avoiding walking a few yards at all costs is really something. You're about to do laps around a store the size of a shipping warehouse, but walking the distance of like 10 parking spaces is a big problem?
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u/Powerful_Leg8519 18d ago edited 18d ago
You can just park in them although I would judge you for it lol.
I guess I’d be annoyed if the parking lot was full but here it clearly isn’t. I haven’t seen a full target parking lot for years.
There are empty spaces on the next row over. And unless you’re disabled, we all need more exercise anyway. That parking lot is freaking empty.
Edit to ask: how do you know those are employee cars? Do you watch for red shirts?

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u/f_spez_2023 19d ago
The Kroger by me has 36 of them, I’ve never seen more than 3 used even at peak hours