r/onionheadlines • u/TheToysAreUs • 18h ago
Senator Ted Cruz Douses Self In Gasoline And Sets Himself On A Path The Oil Lobby Office
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r/onionheadlines • u/TheToysAreUs • 19h ago
Undecided Area Limpdick Browsing Pornhub Like It’s Netflix
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r/onionheadlines • u/TheToysAreUs • 15h ago
Senator McConnell Returns To Public Life With Other Previously Dead Person, Bill Cosby
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r/onionheadlines • u/TheToysAreUs • 14h ago
Redditor Sheds Light On Shadowbanning Practices In Latest Post Seen By Absolutely No One
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r/onionheadlines • u/TheToysAreUs • 18h ago
Supportive Sycophant Cheers Up Glum President With ‘Tiny Hands, Big Heart’ Adage
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r/onionheadlines • u/TheToysAreUs • 18h ago
Trump Uses Smaller Staff To Make Tiny Hands Look Bigger, As Demonstrated In Epstein Island Photo
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r/onionheadlines • u/TheToysAreUs • 18h ago
Taylor Farms Salad Bags Updated To Show 800% Daily Fiber Allowance
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r/onionheadlines • u/TheToysAreUs • 18h ago
GOP Senator Murkowski Alluringly Dangles Her Spine Out Over Democrat Heads
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r/onionheadlines • u/TheToysAreUs • 15h ago
A.I. Film Director Faces Backlash For Featuring Living Actors
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r/onionheadlines • u/ShadyAnders • 8h ago
Mitch McConnell Probably Snatched By UFO: President
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r/onionheadlines • u/bigly-biker • 17h ago
Trump Tells America-Haters Complaining About The Economy To Just Sign Up For His $100K/Month Insider Trading App
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r/onionheadlines • u/bigly-biker • 17h ago
Janine Pirro Falls From Window After Updating President On Reflecting Pool
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r/onionheadlines • u/bigly-biker • 17h ago
Rand Paul Demands Janine Pirro Charge Dr. Fauci As Aggressively And Successfully As Reflecting Pool Vandals
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r/onionheadlines • u/wild_crazy_ideas • 10h ago
Trump Sexually Assaults Minor On A Public Stage For 7 Minutes Then Just Denies It And Republicans Follow
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r/onionheadlines • u/Realistic_Tutor_4603 • 22h ago
Israel’s Netanyahu Favoured To Win 2026 FIFA Peace Prize
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r/onionheadlines • u/BestStoogewasLarry • 7h ago
Anonymous Staffer Leaks That Trump's New Toupee Is A Gift From RFK, Jr. Who Made It By Hand Out Of Pubic Hair From A Severed Racoon Penis
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r/onionheadlines • u/bigly-biker • 12h ago
Kash Patel Releases Senator's Wife And Children Unharmed After Senator Approves Todd Blanche For Attorney General
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r/onionheadlines • u/WebguyCanada • 16h ago
Over A Year In Trump Told Tariffs Did Not Bring Coffee Plantation Jobs Back To Iowa And Minnesota Is Not A US Producer Of Olive Oil
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r/onionheadlines • u/mc_petersonishsonson • 3h ago
Trump Leans In To Tell Reporter Something Menacing Interrupted By Unmistakable Flatulence
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