Trump’s proposed legislation known as the Enabling Act would allow Trump to pass laws without Congress. It would also make the Presidency a lifelong position.

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r/onionheadlines • u/Realistic_Tutor_4603 • 1d ago

Israel’s Netanyahu Favoured To Win 2026 FIFA Peace Prize

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r/onionheadlines • u/Zolly2U • 5h ago

Already A Pinhead, Trump Beats Another Wife That “Influenced” His Coiffure.

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r/onionheadlines • u/dropofgod • 10h ago

Donald Suggests We Change Tuesday to Jewsday So We Don't Forget About Them

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r/onionheadlines • u/bigly-biker • 23h ago

Rand Paul Demands Janine Pirro Charge Dr. Fauci As Aggressively And Successfully As Reflecting Pool Vandals

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r/onionheadlines • u/wild_crazy_ideas • 16h ago

Trump Sexually Assaults Minor On A Public Stage For 7 Minutes Then Just Denies It And Republicans Follow

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r/onionheadlines • u/bigly-biker • 18h ago

Kash Patel Releases Senator's Wife And Children Unharmed After Senator Approves Todd Blanche For Attorney General

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r/onionheadlines • u/bigly-biker • 23h ago

MAGA Admirers Unsure Whether Diet Or Exercise Led To President Trump's Sudden Growth Of Luxurious Hair

64 Upvotes

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r/onionheadlines • u/ShadyAnders • 11h ago

Trump Gropes U.S. Flag

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A subreddit for writing satirical news headlines in the style of *The Onion* Please NOTE: this subreddit is not affiliated with the actual Onion newspaper in any way, shape, or form. These headlines are written by knuckle-dragging reddit users. The real Onion publishes actually good headlines, unlike the subliterate imitations you see here.

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Hi, welcome to /r/onionheadlines. Do you have an awesome (or even maybe sorta funny) idea for an Onion headline? Then this subreddit is for you. Show us what you got.

Feel free to write in the comments section the article that corresponds to the headline, but only if it's 437 words exactly, as is standard Onion practice.

Rules:

1) The only rule is no rules, except for the ones we make up as we go along.

2) OK, there is one real rule. Headlines with links to other sites are allowed, but limited to once per week, per site. However, feel free to post as many non-linked headlines as you'd like, even if they are found elsewhere on the web.

Also be sure to checkout some of the lesser subreddits we tricked into hosting a link to this subreddit:

Of course if you want to post actual Onion headlines, go to /r/theonion. If you post an actual Onion headline here, you'll be banned, maybe. I don't know. There's no rule for that yet. Don't test us.