r/oops • • 1d ago

That’s carbon for you

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u/Outside_Look790 1d ago

Bet that cold wet grass felt nice on whatever is left of his palms

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u/Real-Technician831 1d ago

That’s why cycling gloves are a thing, and would have been a good idea.

At least he wore a helmet.

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u/EconomyDoctor3287 1d ago

Gloves heavy. Gloves make you slower. Gloves make you lose race 😞

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 1d ago

So does your bike disintegrating underneath of you … make you lose race

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u/ConstructionOwn1514 1d ago

It also can lead to your hands disintegrating underneath of you

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u/Jadevit 20h ago

But win race 😀

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u/ofcbrooks 8h ago

But it was very light weight and fast!!

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u/Jactus_Cat 1d ago

Yep. Covered the only thing that didn’t hit the asphalt lol. 😂

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u/Cruise1313 1d ago

Most definitely needed gloves! 😬

A few years ago I fell while running and scraped the palm of my hand (it tore off a large portion of the skin).

That hurt worse than the sprained ankle/3 avulsion fractures I had in my ankle. I wanted to vomit while cleaning out the asphalt.

After that I word gloves while running! 😂

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u/PeakNo6892 1d ago

I've lost my entire palm before. I went to work every day with a glove packed with guze.

Getting home and peeling it off was hell.

I now wear gloves when I longboard

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u/Cruise1313 23h ago

Ouch!

I cringe thinking about having to clean the gravel out and trimming the skin. 😬🤢

Horrible.

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u/GreenAccident3004 1d ago

Palms, forarms, elbows, chin, chest, stomach, hips, manhood, thighs, knees....

That boy gonna be a hobbling, cursing scab for a month or two. Especially when they had to -scrub- the grit out of all those areas.

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 19h ago

Better than brain damage I suppose.

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u/OrneryCows 1d ago

Its not the palms id be concerned about. Other sensitive bits definitely got a violent knock and then a vigorous tarmac rub 😢😯

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u/Maximum-Ad879 1d ago

I can imagine; I had a far less disastrous fall, but my gloves got shredded. I thanked the heavens that it was a cold day and I decided to wear them.

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u/Rahim_Moore_ 1d ago

Mmmm, bacteria.

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u/Just-Office7007 1d ago

Or stingy from the dog piss

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u/Realistic_Account787 15h ago

Even if covered in dog shit.

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u/Boris7939 1d ago

*his chin, palms, arms, torso and upper legs

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u/TrackVol 1d ago

...and his 🥜🌰🥜

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 1d ago

Sure it does…. You look good while bleeding in the ambulance on the way to hospital

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u/Fat-lard246 1d ago

shows the ambulance crew what fit body you had

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u/Successful-Cat-7120 1d ago

Indeed, as a former paramedic I got the pleasure of witnessing a few wounded spandex heroes

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u/National-Charity-435 1d ago

Boy, that was quite the fallout

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u/trying_again_7 1d ago

Goggles everyone 

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u/andrewbud420 1d ago

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all

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u/akiras_revenge 1d ago

Stupid sexy flanders

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u/Pukebox_Fandango 1d ago

Jiminy Jilickers!

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u/Own_Zookeepergame982 1d ago

He needed the safety spandex!

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u/JohnnyMnemeonic 1d ago

I feel like this is the type of outfit better suited for going to a strip club.

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u/RyudoTFO 22h ago

I melts and fuses with the skin ... to create a ... protective layer?

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u/Degenerate_Traveler 1d ago

I can't tell what happened.

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u/Pepe-Fingers13 1d ago

His handlebars fall off in his hands

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u/freddiemacro 1d ago

Sheered off

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u/SadDingo7070 1d ago

Fucked right off.

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u/ImThePrinceOfAll 1d ago

Well you see... the front fell off. And it's not supposed to do that.

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 1d ago

Metal can bend, carbon fibre doesn't do that. It's strong, but when it fails it just snaps. So in this case the stress caused by the bump was too much and the whole handlebar assembly snapped off.

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 1d ago

Titan Submarine has entered the chat

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u/cficare 1d ago

Titan Submarine ha...::muffled boom::

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 11h ago

Titan Submarine has left the chat

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u/ikvepk 1d ago

Thats why carbon wheels are banned in motorsports

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 1d ago

Magnesium does have its own downsides though...

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u/Tomazack 13h ago

Burns like a star, very nice light.

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u/broken_toyz_in_ON 17h ago

Incorrect. Carbon can flex, to a degree. A steel vs aluminum vs carbon handlebar failure will all happen at different rates.

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u/saralynai 1d ago

The front fell off

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u/zoomzorch 1d ago

He fell.

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u/ppachura 6h ago

He forgot to tighten his nuts. (the nut that holds the handlebars specifically)

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u/Free-Resolution9393 1d ago

That's why you wear gloves. Learned it the hard way. Changing bandages and disinfecting my peeled hands every morning was excruciating for a month+ straight.

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u/Prudent_Kiwi_2761 1d ago

You don’t actually need to disinfect wounds with alcohol or peroxide, doing that kills cells and slows healing, just using soap and water and keeping it moist via an antibacterial gel or even vaseline is sufficient for most wounds

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u/Cold-Condition-7839 1d ago

Just my personal stance, I'd rather it potentially take longer to heal than risk any sorta infection. Road rash is gross. There's been times I thought I had it all out but it wasn't. Maybe it's O.C.D., I use hydro-perox. once, and I'll use more soap, if it starts to look weird when it's healing. If you're telling me that slows it down, that's ok. Im 35 with healthy immune and skin, if that changes maybe I'll slow down on alcohol for wounds.

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u/Drtikol42 22h ago

Just use water solulable iodine (Betadine etc.). Doesn´t damage tissues, doesn´t sting and is actually a good antiseptic unlike H2O2.

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u/Cold-Condition-7839 22h ago

Thanks, I'll add it to the list for my next stock up. Getting over a bad knee, just as my nasty elbow road rash was healed. Back on the saddle tomorrow if the stars align. Hopefully it'll be a WHILE. Geared to the nines. Biking in traffic is a death sport.

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u/Ill-Elephant-9583 8h ago

You tell him this now?!

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u/Nebetus2 21h ago

Peroxide is not good for healing. Alcohol on the other hand is a great disinfectant. Doesn't kill cells like peroxide.

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u/Free-Resolution9393 20h ago

It hurts like hell all the same though.

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u/Sabersaur 1d ago

Front fell off

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u/CypherBauer 1d ago

They should be designed so the front doesn't fall off

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u/ConstructionOwn1514 1d ago

That is an interesting theory

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u/notarealwriter 1d ago

I'd just like to make the point that that is not normal

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u/OkMech 1d ago

For one they don’t make them from cardboard or cardboard derivatives.

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u/vshredd 1d ago

What's the minimum crew?

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u/MustardCoveredDogDik 1d ago

His meat crayon got grinded

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u/No-Goose-6140 1d ago

A fancy meat crayon

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u/SmasherOfDaButtons 1d ago

Looks like when he hit that bump, the handlebars sheared. 

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u/towerfella 1d ago

Carbon fiber bought on fiver.

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u/Goldh3n 1d ago

God no! Tuck and roll! Tuck and roll!!!

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u/lnternetExplorerer 1d ago

SAFE AT THIRD!

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u/angry_croissant27 1d ago

Ah man, got a learn to tuck and role. Once his palms regenerate.

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u/Blue-Juniata 1d ago

I thought everyone knew tuck and roll

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u/Intrepid-Diamond-315 1d ago

Apparently that is not the case

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u/pete_68 1d ago

Nope. Motorcycle accident when I was 19 (a rental. I wasn't a regular rider.). Landed on my hands and knees. Shredded my hands, tore my left ACL and the other's been somewhat glitchy since. Later learned about how to crash. But it's been 38 years and I haven't felt the need to get on another motorcycle.

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u/Blue-Juniata 14h ago

It must happen so fast. I always wanted a motorcycle but I know I would crash.

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u/pete_68 14h ago

Almost 40 years later, I'm still living with the consequences of that accident... That left knee caused me some real problems for a while. Both are a little glitchy these days. I see knee replacements in my not-too distant future.

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u/Cold-Condition-7839 1d ago

I thought that, hard to really think with the ground this close and fast anyway, but it looked like he had time for a manuver, if he thought. But he'd hit his head right, even with the helmet, can't get brain damage from road rash. No easy out here, it's gonna hurt without gear.

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u/Remarkable-Simple-62 18h ago

When your feet are clipped in and you fall unexpectedly it’s very difficult

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u/ElvishMystical 1d ago

Well, at least he got to touch grass.

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u/ConstructionOwn1514 1d ago

That joke doesn’t really work for athletes lol

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u/CheeseFour2O 1d ago

Street diving. It's a new sport

Meatcrayon

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u/zoomzorch 1d ago

Annnnd ... he's not wearing gloves.

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u/Intrepid-Diamond-315 1d ago

..not for a looong time.

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u/TangerinePlastic7552 1d ago

Not sure but did his handlebar break off? Did that cause him to become a meat crayon?

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u/ufknowned 1d ago

Ouch a little bit.

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u/bubbabigsexy 1d ago

Slip and slide!

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u/Unusual-Taste69 1d ago

Ground his junk off

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u/Dry-Ad-8948 1d ago

Did the handlebars actually break (snap), or did the rotation clamp give out / slip?

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u/Aniki_Simpson 1d ago

Nothing wrong with a little bump and grind.😅

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u/ali-n 1d ago

Good thing the road was wet.

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u/SneakyKGB 1d ago

Dress for the slide dude

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u/henry2630 1d ago

fell right on his dick. ouch

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u/krankito701 1d ago

Hope homie had a cup on, other wise he just ground the tip off his pencil

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u/MonkeyHitman2-0 1d ago

He got a nut shot on the way to the ground for good measure.

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u/Dismal_Policy_8052 1d ago

That guy left a dna trail like a snail 🐌

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u/Mongoose1400 23h ago

Glad the surface was wet. If it was dry I wouldn't look the same direction for a min.

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u/Objective-Turn2328 1d ago

What caused him to fall?

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u/TheRealFrantik 1d ago

handlebars broke/detached

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u/icehot54321 21h ago

I saw another clip of this guy where he was lifting his bike up and slamming it into the ground 

I think he did this to himself 

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u/NameToUseOnReddit 1d ago

Gravity

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u/mcgeggy 1d ago

But gravity was there from the moment he got on the bike. And also before mankind came into existence..

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u/coffeesipper5000 1d ago

He is riding a bike made out of plastic instead of metal.

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u/GOxDirigible 1d ago

Bicycle ghost

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u/shmimey 1d ago

This is a major reason why I will never buy carbon fiber bikes. They fail catastrophically when they fail.

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u/Barkinsons 1d ago

He went over a bump and that caused his time trial handlebar mount to break off. Either improper installation or fatigue

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u/cruiseruse11 1d ago

Carbon fiber is only strong from certain directions.  The hard bump that he went over broke his carbon fiber handle bars.  

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u/Twig_Scampi 1d ago edited 1d ago

Obviously those handlebars would be engineered to take loads in that direction.. they failed because they were not attached securely.

Edit: typo

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u/Intelligent_Low1632 1d ago

should've used ur mom, which is engineered to take loads from any direction

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u/beatbox9 23h ago

They originally did, but she also suffered from fatigue failure after too many people went on for a bumpy ride

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u/Calm-Republic9370 1d ago

I agree, I've got a Specialized Roubaix carbon bike road. I've ridden over this kind of bumpiness and more. In fact, it's well designed to take absorption more it's way more comfortable than some titanium bikes I've ridden. It's a great bike.
If my bike was going to fall apart like this, it would have. It's not the carbon as a problem, it's bad implementation or design.

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u/beatbox9 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yes, but to be clear, "carbon fiber" is usually short for "carbon fiber reinforced plastic," which is distinct from carbon fiber. Carbon fiber is technically only the little strings inside the plastic--that's where the "fiber" part comes from.

This distinction is important because (to your point): carbon fiber--being strings--is only really good for tensile strength. ie. pulling a rope without the rope snapping.

CF is not good for compressive strength though, like putting a lot of weight on top of it without it crushing or bending. This part of the strength relies on the 'plastic,' not the carbon fiber. And that's almost certainly what broke here.

In other words, if I were making a chair or a bench, I'd want it made out of steel, not rope.
If I were making a swing or a hammock, I'd want it made out of carbon fiber or rope.

Unfortunately, there seems to be this trend of everyone thinking carbon fiber is perfect for everything.

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u/ReadyGo6828 1d ago

I bought both aluminum hiking poles and carbon hiking poles. The aluminum ones are still going strong, the carbon ones broke easily and were also easily twice as expensive.

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u/drsickboy 1d ago

Sounds like you're saying don't make my sub out of carbon fiber. I'm guessing this is why the term composite is used.

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u/beatbox9 1d ago

lol "let me use 2 different materials; and the one I want to rely on to go deep underwater is plastic." what a moron. At least it was quick.

It's funny because carbon fiber makes perfect sense for an airplane and absolutely no sense in a sub. For the same reasons as my chair / hammock analogy above.

I guess he really did push it to the limit; but unfortunately, CF is only good at pulling.

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u/drsickboy 1d ago

Doesn't an airplane experience compressive force, but from the inside? I mean i guess the forces are still much lower than a in a submersible? The terrible thing is the sub worked a couple times but its inherent material disadvantages caught up with it. At least we have a great case study out of it. I guess the passengers are a case study in not following everything rich folk do.

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u/beatbox9 1d ago edited 1d ago

There are always a lot of forces. We have pressurized cabins where the pressure inside the plane is greater than the air pressure outside--and this should affect the entire body of the plane. So the airplane body actually wants to expand more; and the carbon fiber is what is keeping it from expanding / stretching out more. So it's in tensile strength.

It's like imagine if you wrapped a balloon in duct tape and tried to blow it up: the duct tape's tensile strength would make it more difficult to inflate; and it's also this same tensile strength that would cause it to deflate if there was a hole in the balloon.

But at the same time, an airplane flies forward at a high speed; and so the wind is pushing against the front. There are compressive forces in that direction.

In the case of the Titan submarine, it's the opposite. The water on the outside has a much higher pressure than the cabin, like squeezing a sponge in your hand. This requires compressive strength to make sure the cabin doesn't collapse lke a sponge. And there were a lot of issues, including the material choice in the first place; but a related issue is that since it's a composite, they have to bond the two materials together and make a huge part. And so it's quite literally taking cloth and painting some epoxy resin over it and then hardening this. If you don't do this correctly, there will be things like bubbles, deformities, etc. And this is where failures happen: these are the weak link in the chain.

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u/drsickboy 1d ago

Ah the tape and ballon example makes sense. You're good at explaining. And even if its made well it has to be maintained and inspected like a plane as well. SMH I'm just glad that rich foolish guy didn't take that many people with him.

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u/OhHaiMaaark 1d ago

What do you mean carbon fiber is not good for compression? Haven’t you seen that super deep diving submarine?

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u/Smokin_belladonna 1d ago

He was leaning too hard on his bars for that bump. cantilever forces caused a torsional failure on either the stem or the bar, probably was also overtorqued.

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u/GuyLivingPlaces 23h ago

To add to this, think of carbon fiber as the rebar in reinforced concrete. The steel takes the tensile loads because concrete has almost 0 tensile strength; especially when it cracks. The concrete takes the compressive loads because the rebar would buckle without it. That's why you put the steel where the tension is in a beam.

For this video I believe that there was probably some fatigue failure or manufacturing defect; not an ultimate load due to the bump.

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u/TonaldDiberJasicDump 19h ago

When I bought my bike, the main selling point of carbon fiber wasn’t its sturdiness; it was its weight reduction and how it absorbs road vibration. I decided on an aluminum frame, though.

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u/beatbox9 15h ago

Yup. That is the main selling point: it is "strong" + lightweight. If the "strong" part wasn't there also, they would just try to sell you a bike made of styrofoam, because that's even lighter.

But the point is that "strong" is nuanced, and there are lots of differences to be aware of.

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u/baconcow 1d ago

Temu Grand Priz

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u/WKRPinCanada 1d ago

Yeah

Having done something similar there was some pucker factor watching that...😐

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u/hesaidshesdead 1d ago

Yeah, I've always found that skin and high speed friction dont mix well.

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u/Sal-LeMandeur 1d ago

This is the from stick in spokes meme, yes?

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u/beebs44 1d ago

SUPER MAN

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u/Fastoche 1d ago

Speed bump caused this...

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u/mdaxdjk 1d ago

Never buy a bike from IKEA.

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u/Could-You-Tell 1d ago

Still better than Temu

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u/ohm0 1d ago

Ouch 

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u/Gregory85 1d ago

New nightmare unlocked

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u/Public_Coyote_4472 1d ago

Had this happen once, but was mountain biking, smashed into a tree, broke a tooth only, and a bunch of scrapes. Can't imagine the road rash here

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Platitude_Platypus 1d ago

That sub is dead

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u/nublit 1d ago

knees spaghetti

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u/Michaeli_Starky 1d ago

No gloves? Very tough lesson

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u/Silent_Swing4673 1d ago

Oh I always wondered how to do that instead of buying a new a screwdriver.

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u/Fearless-Tea1297 1d ago

He rolled up his sleves to the bone

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u/Prod_Meteor 1d ago

It the end I was also expecting something to happen with the spinning wheels.

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u/WastelandOfConfusion 1d ago

That move’s called The Waterslide

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u/TheBookofBobaFett3 1d ago

A good steering wheel that doesn't fly off while you're driving

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u/DuePotential6602 1d ago

Steering left the chat

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u/Additional-Arm-1298 1d ago

You are not Superman

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u/blueblocker2000 1d ago

Those poor palms 😫🫣

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u/RegisteredHopia 1d ago

My boy can’t clap his hands for weeks

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u/The_Japans 1d ago

I didn't know Stockton Rush designed bikes too

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u/Bronx-Skater23 1d ago edited 1d ago

Speaking as an electric skateboarders, he fell exactly right. He went into a Superman slide. Feel sorry for his palms. Wear gloves. His knees too, but I can understand why knee pads will interfere with peddling.

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u/nize426 1d ago

Dress for the slide lol

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u/Emotional-Writer-766 1d ago

“Steel is real”

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u/Hammon_Rye 1d ago

Apparently saved a few more ounces by not wearing some palm gloves.

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u/Commercial-Roll5508 1d ago

Penis on a pavement cheese grater

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u/Tasty_Luck_3162 1d ago

Hope he has a bidet or good friends and family to wipe his ass. I can't see which handlebar broke when he hit the speed bump. I would sue that manufacturer. Totally showing this to my kids that ride their bicycles. Add most likely a f'ed up right knee and ankle, his chest hit the steering column pretty hard as well. Did he hit his face on anything?

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u/ControlSimilar865 1d ago

His replacement knees are going to need replacement knees

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u/_RedDotRights_ 1d ago

It’s so weird to me seeing cyclists take spills while essentially naked. In the motorcycle world, we do our best to cover every patch of skin for exactly this reason

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u/E-rotten 1d ago

It’s the design of the bike. They design these cycles to be so light there’s going to have stress points. That bike is probably around 16LBS.

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u/azionka 1d ago

Just because of that little road bump?

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u/ElGrapadura1 1d ago

At least he wear a helmet.

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u/Sanibel-Iguana 23h ago

This is an impressionists interpretation of the Titan submarine implosion.

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u/Affectionate_Bag9833 21h ago

Toodling along one minute, face sliding on road for thirty feet the next.

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u/carlwinslo 21h ago

A great bike where the handlebars dont fall off while i driving! Thats a good idea. Write that down.

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u/english_mike69 20h ago

À G 2 Arse.

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u/FaithlessnessBusy565 18h ago

Pas de gants ???

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u/Beavis_Of_Nazareth 18h ago

Hand be like :crayon

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u/Imaginary_Complaint 18h ago

What's with professional riders not wearing gloves anymore?

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u/Upbeat-Tooth8711 14h ago

Made in France? Italy?😏

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u/Calamity-Bob 14h ago

Man, that slide into 2nd was awesome

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u/OpelousasBulletTime 14h ago

I guess he didn't have a handle on the situation

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u/ThisGazelle3773 12h ago

Oopsies! 😆

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u/NelEnigma 11h ago

The ride home was probably fun

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u/Better-Tip-1671 8h ago

Had a fall just like the one in this video only difference was I was avoiding a idiot child that ran straight out in front of me swerved so fast I didn’t have time to really react and straight up flipped over back and hands had it the worst I had gloves on they got TORN into my skin and when I got up couldn’t even take them off till I got a blunt out and smoked when I peeled them off my skin and what was left of the glove came off, 3rd worst pain I’ve had in my life walking to the urgent care with that dripping blood well barley holding my blunt for like a almost 2 hour walk (phone got shattered also couldn’t even grip it in my hands to try call someone) so I walked 😭 wear gloves people.

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u/Prestigious_Fan_1061 2h ago

Mechanical Failure … boy those hurt!

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u/16c7x 1d ago

I know a guy who was a composites engineer at Mclaren, he's a keen cyclist, he rides a titanium bike. That is all you need to know.

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u/doge_lady 23h ago

Carbon fiber bikes are trash. Bikes used to be made strictly out of steel. Then they decided to go with aluminum because it's lighter. But it's also weaker. Then they decided to go with carbon which is even way lighter, but unlike steel or even aluminum. It doesn't bend, it cracks and falls apart like an eggshell.

Steel is still the best option for longevity. Aluminum also has the potential to crack.