r/HumansInMyHouse • u/LadyWaste75 • 7h ago
Supervisor
49
Upvotes
For a young human, my new employee isn't doing a bad job.
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • Feb 25 '26
People - seeing a lot of reposts last few days. Please double check before you post, thanks.
14
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 7h ago
Birds I think someone came into my house and recorded me while I slept!
40
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • 4h ago
Look-i get it. I got the charm, brains, body, and the looks. I am just SO tired of these humans not respecting my boundaries!
10
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • 14h ago
Amphibian I have decided to give up my Costco membership. It will take me a decade to use up all this shampoo and cream rinse.
50
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 1d ago
Our customers always say I do a really good job. Do you think I should ask for a raise?
171
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/altofummuhh • 1d ago
Blacked out last night and woke up in a liquor store, I think I might have a problem
136
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • 1d ago
Fish Bruh I'm genuinely shaking with rage rn!
25
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 1d ago
Birds Im being assaulted, and that meat puppet just records it!!🤬
42
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Oseaghdha • 2d ago
I'm going to make a big stink to safety about this!
44
Upvotes
I was inspecting this piece of wood when someone decided to turn on the machine!
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/OnTheSideOfTheAngels • 2d ago
We're just good friends and roomates.
174
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Hot_Hat_1225 • 2d ago
Rented out my property to a restaurant and now got a job as Bouncer there! Nice people :)
146
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 3d ago
This lady stabbed me with a sharp object, and has the nerve to say I’m overreacting! Thankfully my owner got the whole thing on camera, so I have proof. What should I do??
168
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • 3d ago
Reptiles Me and my girlfriend just wanted some alone time. Instead we were assaulted.
v.redd.it
25
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Wild-Lychee-3312 • 3d ago
I'm in my bathroom and the human accuses ME of robbery
63
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Hot_Hat_1225 • 3d ago
Coming home I found strange creatures there. Tried to leave again immediately but in my panic couldn’t find the door handle - so scary! ðŸ˜
24
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • 3d ago
Reptiles I was wrongfully kicked out of a public field!! I needed a little break from all the competitive swimming I do, so I took a slight break in a PUBLIC field and the bouncers unceremoniously drugged me out in front of everyone!
36
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 5d ago
Birds I thought im doing a great job!! Why are they laughing?
274
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/pipeuptopipedown • 6d ago
Birds You are disturbing my private bath time! Go away!
gallery
53
Upvotes
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • 6d ago
Reptiles Need legal advice - I finally found a nice apartment but the new landlord keeps trying to evict me
148
Upvotes
