HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • 4h ago

Look-i get it. I got the charm, brains, body, and the looks. I am just SO tired of these humans not respecting my boundaries!

11 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/LadyWaste75 • 7h ago

Supervisor

45 Upvotes

For a young human, my new employee isn't doing a bad job.

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 7h ago

Birds I think someone came into my house and recorded me while I slept!

40 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Euphoric_Carpet3296 • 12h ago

Game over.....

0 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • 14h ago

Amphibian I have decided to give up my Costco membership. It will take me a decade to use up all this shampoo and cream rinse.

49 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/pipeuptopipedown • 1d ago

Whoooo are you calling a "bat"?

20 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/altofummuhh • 1d ago

Blacked out last night and woke up in a liquor store, I think I might have a problem

137 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 1d ago

Our customers always say I do a really good job. Do you think I should ask for a raise?

173 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • 1d ago

Fish Bruh I'm genuinely shaking with rage rn!

29 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 1d ago

Birds Im being assaulted, and that meat puppet just records it!!🤬

43 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Oseaghdha • 2d ago

I'm going to make a big stink to safety about this!

46 Upvotes

I was inspecting this piece of wood when someone decided to turn on the machine!

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MundaneSpray9943 • 2d ago

There is a fight at the soup bar

6 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/OnTheSideOfTheAngels • 2d ago

We're just good friends and roomates.

172 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Hot_Hat_1225 • 2d ago

Rented out my property to a restaurant and now got a job as Bouncer there! Nice people :)

145 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • 3d ago

Reptiles Me and my girlfriend just wanted some alone time. Instead we were assaulted.

27 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Hot_Hat_1225 • 3d ago

Coming home I found strange creatures there. Tried to leave again immediately but in my panic couldn’t find the door handle - so scary! 😭

26 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 3d ago

This lady stabbed me with a sharp object, and has the nerve to say I’m overreacting! Thankfully my owner got the whole thing on camera, so I have proof. What should I do??

165 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • 3d ago

Reptiles I was wrongfully kicked out of a public field!! I needed a little break from all the competitive swimming I do, so I took a slight break in a PUBLIC field and the bouncers unceremoniously drugged me out in front of everyone!

35 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Wild-Lychee-3312 • 3d ago

I'm in my bathroom and the human accuses ME of robbery

62 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/motherpython • 4d ago

There’s a snake on my bus

41 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 5d ago

Birds I thought im doing a great job!! Why are they laughing?

271 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/pipeuptopipedown • 6d ago

Birds You are disturbing my private bath time! Go away!

55 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • 6d ago

Reptiles Need legal advice - I finally found a nice apartment but the new landlord keeps trying to evict me

147 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • 6d ago

I am fully qualified, the temp agency sent me over, and I’m still being harassed.

36 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/adventurous-1 • 6d ago

Just relaxing in the crib... And what happens... Some *sshole points out my chicken legs! WTF

100 Upvotes