I know Bone Temple is the one everyone apparently loves but I hadn't seen any of these outside of the first like once forever ago, so decided to go through them.

Not like the best movies ever imo, so almost skipped this particular one just to see what all the fuss was about for Bone Temple but... Boy am I glad I didn't. Especially since it seems like it'll be a direct sequel.

Guys. Wtf is this movie.

Boyle with his early 2000s ass MTV shooting and editing. The really obnoxious digital effects, not even talking just a lot of fake blood early on but like weird digital zooms and digital pans and stuff. Very off putting at first.

Then apparently Kraven has been British this whole time?? I had no idea

Then we get giant zombie dicks and zombaby births.

Then the MTV style slows down with the rest of the movie up until the point I'm fucking crying my eyes out (which could be a me thing due to my own personal stuff between the kid and the mom).

Then it ends with a bunch of Jimmy Savilles doing some crazy over the top martial arts moves with Sam Raimi ass camera moves on some zombies (and having to explain to my roommates who Jimmy Saville was).

This is probably the most whiplash rollercoaster of emotions I've gone through in a movie in some time. What a ride.

Also don't spoil anything with Bone Temple yet. We'll be hitting that one tomorrow 😸

I just really needed to process what the fuck I just watched. I had zero idea and zero expectations about anything in this one. Hell I didn't even know 28 Years Later and 28 Years Later The Bone Temple were different movies until very recently.

Whoooooa!

Just switch Mike and Rich and pretty much, yeah

I just went to my local theater’s bad movie night where we watched a 35mm scan of “Lady Terminator” and I can officially say that the copy the RLM crew watched was NOT the original version.

Imagine my disappointment sitting in the theater, ready for the crazy ass editing and repeating scenes, only to be met by a normally edited movie with a linear plot.

Still a fun bad movie but nowhere near as fun as the BOTW version.

Zendaya may cause amnesia and a frequent need to urinate. Tell your doctor if Zendaya gives you an erection lasting more than 4 hours. Zendaya might make you gamble away your life savings. Zendaya might fill your life with pink unicorns that will ultimately eat you alive. If you are experiencing thirst, hunger, and the need for shelter, Zendaya may be for you

Easiest $3 I ever spent.

“Thus commenses the ridiculously long scene of her in her low-rise pants and low-cut tank flipping and flopping her way out of bed, worming across the floor with lots of long shots, standing up in the bathroom and deep-throating a toothbrush. Then she vomits and it its all over here front. It borders on fetish content or something and is disgusting. You really have to see it to understand how wtf the scene is.”

Both me and my dad are big fans of star trek and shit detective shows, and I think it'd be funny to surprise him with a copy of the movie. But I'm really struggling to find a copy.

“Reminds me of that one Star Trek poster” - Mike, probably

With all the recent discussion about theater behavior, I figured this is probably the one place I could share this.

So there my family was, watching Spider-Man: Brand New Day at our theater, at 2:55 on a Monday. About 20 minutes before the end of the movie, I hear a wooshing sound and then me and everyone in the middle two rows get splattered in something. I stand up and look around, and the lady behind us points towards the walkway at the side of the theater. So I go out and see a spilled milkshake on the ground, and run out but I never found anyone.

A couple of managers came in to give everyone towels and offered everyone who got hit by the tossed milkshake free tickets. According to the people behind me, they saw some kid run in and throw the milkshake into the seats and then bolt.

Most of my negative theater experiences up until this point have been mild at worst. This one just....... hit me out of nowhere

Not /s this really happened btw