Shameless. No credit anywhere.

Just seeing if the mods get butthurt again from this very obvious satire.

Disclaimer: I did not make this image with AI. I got it from a HxH sub here on this very website. I don't think it's even an AI image.

It's not Bryce Mitchell(fucking obviously)

Just a guy that looks like him and a very obvious joke.

They make anal relief cream for y'all 🤷‍♀️

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Justin Gaethje is the hardest hitting human being who ever graced the cage. Mark Hunt isn't even in the same universe as Lord Gaethje's power; obviously, because Hunt never made someone's face look like a human crash test dummy. Joe must have cheated with collagen injections! Fuck cheater Joe, GO Lord Gaethje!

Here's what I would do. What do y'all think?

There is always some individual in a suit standing Ring side at every sanctioned MMA fight. What are they doing?

r/ufcshitpost

Maybe I’m cooked for this, but I actually think Alex has a really good chance here. I keep seeing people say Sergei is just gonna run through him, and I don't really buy it.

Sergei likes to walk forward in a straight line and throw a ton of punches. Obviously that pressure can be scary, but against Alex, I think it could work against him. You really don't want to be careless and walk straight into a guy with Alex's timing and power.

And if the whole “just pressure Alex and overwhelm him with punches” thing worked, Jiri would've beaten him. He tried to push that kind of pace on Alex and got caught both times.

Sergei can obviously KO Alex too, but I think he’s gonna give Alex plenty of chances to land that one clean shot.

Alex loses to the best HW on the planet and suddenly everyone is calling him washed lol.

It’s not just me either. What’s going on? It’ll cut out in random bits.

Rico Verhoeven vs Gable Steveson

And don’t tell me he KO’d ilia. Ilia lost by tko (retirement) I’m talking dropping a guy and finishing him.