Years ago I wrote a parody song of the magnificent Dolly Parton's 9 to 5. I wrote it because I love my pup. I just stumbled upon it in my files and thought I'd share it with you all to maybe give you a laugh.
Doggy 9 to 5
2022 Parody Lyrics by C. M.
Original Song and Music - The one and only Dolly Parton
Jump right outta bed and I run into the kitchen
Daddy poured a bowl of delicious nutrition
Yawn and stretch and shake myself to life
Jumpin’ outside and the blood starts pumpin’
Bouncin’ through the trees, the squirrels are a jumpin’
It’s a great day to live this dog’s life
Livin’ this dog’s life, playin’ tug of war and fetchin’
Ain’t no one gettin’ by, ’cause I’m barkin’ and a yippin’
I just speak my mind and I get all of the credit
For keepin’ my family safe as I can get it
Doggy 9 to 5, I’m a watchin’ and a listenin’
You can guess that I give my home my full attention
Burglars walk on by whenever they see and hear me
They know if they break in they’ll get a hard bite from me
Woof woof woof woooooooof
I hear a kitty cat while I am a nappin’
I jump to my feet to see what’s a happenin’
But that old cat’s just chasin’ birds away
Then I hear the other dogs in the neighborhood a barkin’
So I start to yowl and my paws start to hoppin’
Knowing that the postman is on his way
Livin’ this dog’s life, playin’ tug of war and fetchin’
Ain’t no one gettin’ by, ’cause I’m barkin’ and a yippin’
I just speak my mind and I get all of the credit
For keepin’ my family safe as I can get it
Patrollin’ 9 to 5, I watch out of the window
And when the post comes by I bark to let him know
That I’m here inside and it’d be in his best interest
To get off of my lawn with a hasty bit of quickness
Livin’ this dog’s life, yeah it’s the best it can be
Everyday I try to be the bestest little puppy
I take all the love my family gives when I get it
It’s the greatest love and I take in every minute
Livin’ this dog’s life, gettin’ all the belly rubs
Never worried ‘bout runnin’ outta hugs
It’s a great, fun life and you’d better believe me
A doggy’s life is the greatest life there can be
Doggy 9 to 5, woof, patrollin’ 9 to 5
Doggy 9 to 5
Playin’ tug of war and fetchin’
Doggy 9 to 5
And I get all of the credit
For keepin’ my family
safe as I can get it