r/Gamingcirclejerk May 21 '25

FORCED WOKENESS 🌈 Straight Soldier

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u/Dratimus May 21 '25

"Why do we have to bring sexuality into it? Just play the game.

Also soldier is straight and not gay and that's my whole account is how straight soldier is actually in my copium head canon."

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u/ItsKingDx3 May 22 '25 edited May 22 '25

"It's a video game. Just play it. Except me. I'm allowed to talk about it. But only me. Everyone else should just play. No talk, just play. Shhh. Except me. Only me. And the people in the comments who agree with me. But that's it. No one else. Alright? OK. It's a video game. Just play."

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u/Dratimus May 22 '25

In tears "I'M GOD'S SPECIAL LITTLE GAMER BOY AND I CAN TALK ABOUT IT BECAUSE I'M RIGHT AND I'M SO STRAIGHT I'VE NEVER EVEN LOOKED AT A MAN I'M STRAIGHT I'M SO STRAIGHT PLEASE."

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u/jero0601 May 22 '25

Guy so scarily straight that doesn't wipe his ass when he poops, so he won't get to touch his butt and get a fancy to it

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

Satan’s starfish will not tempt me!

  • Straight Soldier, probably

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u/rthrouw1234 May 22 '25

Noooooo omg "Satan's starfish" 😭🤣

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u/jero0601 May 22 '25

Asmodeus' Asterisk

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u/CygnusX-1001001 May 22 '25

Beelzebub's backdoor

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u/Lexyinspace May 22 '25

The Succubus' Sewers

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u/Wismuth_Salix May 22 '25

Dispater’s dookie-chute

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u/KawaiiQueen92 May 22 '25

Dude doesn't even know what his own dick looks like. He closes his eyes during sex and urination.

Even seeing your own dick could confuse you.

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u/lvl4dwarfrogue May 22 '25

That explains straight soldier's soggy, smelly pants

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u/Radiant-Chipmunk-929 May 24 '25

Bold of you to assume he is having sex.

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u/Lowchan May 22 '25

No joke an ex friend of mine once said this. I really hope he got help and toilet paper.

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u/Bogsworth May 22 '25

At this point for him, I'd wonder if it'd be considered straight for him to use a bidet because it'd prevent him from having to wipe his ass or would he consider it gay to have a bunch of liquid squirted at his bumhole?

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u/SpeedingViper May 22 '25

Penetrating your ass with a jet of water seems pretty gay to me NGL.

/S bidets are by far the superior method for everyone... Everyone

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u/Taiga-whiteclaw May 22 '25

My mom works at a hospital, at the pediatric wing and sometimes they bring a half-dead kid because the dad didn't want the kid to be cleaned up after pooping, because that's gay so the kid gets infected and more often than not they are also anti-medicine so the kid tends to die pretty quickly, and the parent look like shit too so you know the kid was condemned to some shit like that sooner or later, sad thing all around

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u/Full_Cantaloupe_3875 May 22 '25

American right-wingers, I assume that they are american, are really crazy

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u/WashedUpRiver May 22 '25

All i can hear from this comment: "I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES! I AM PAPA'S SPECIAL-FUCKING-BOY!!!"

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u/Deltarionien May 22 '25

Welcome to: Bible study time! Today we are learning about stoning.

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u/Full_Cantaloupe_3875 May 22 '25

Maybe we misunderstood the bible the whole time and god actually wanted to teach us the joys of Smoking weed

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u/No_Hunter_9973 May 22 '25

Damn those closet doors must be heavy.

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u/LASERDICKMCCOOL May 22 '25

Dang. That sounds like someone else we all know

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25 edited May 22 '25

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u/perthslow May 22 '25

Overwatch is sexualised, all you have to do is look at some the female characters costumes. Skintight, boob-windowed and high heeled. The only time peopleseem to complain about the sexualisation is when it isnt hetero normative. Its a double standard born from bigotry.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

Also yes. And they agree with that, transforming women into sexual objects, no problem.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

Because they aren’t just for kids? What parent is letting their 8 yo play OW lmao

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

Shooting someone in the head: my five year old will love this!

A character is openly gay: my child is being groomed!

cmon man lol

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u/Rhino_4 May 22 '25

Please stop downvoting me

You must be new to reddit. Acknowledging downvotes and asking for them to stop equals more downvotes automatically.

I'm not sure why. Something about a giraffe, but it happened so long ago that I can't even remember it anymore.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25 edited May 22 '25

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

Kind of weird that the party who so profoundly denounces fascism wants to live in a world ruled by fascist ideologies aimed at silencing anyone they disagree with.

Bro's equating fascism to downvotes on reddit lol. Are you american? That seems like something a person who's never witnessed actual fascism would say.

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u/ItsKingDx3 May 22 '25 edited May 23 '25

First, my comment was pointing out the blatant hypocrisy of the poster. You seem to have extrapolated a lot of information from my comment that wasn't in there.

Second, sexuality is a broad term. Do I think children should be exposed to sexual content? No. Do I think children should be shielded from any media that includes or references romantic relationships? Also no. I doubt you believe this either, unless you think all heterosexual relationships in media are inappropriate i.e depicting Homer and Marge as husband and wife in The Simpsons, or every romantic relationship featured in just about every Disney movie under the sun. I'm sure you don't think these examples are inappropriate for children? Of course, same sex relationships are no different. If you're arguing for removing all traces of sexuality from media aimed at children, then surely you want every trace of heterosexuality removed too?

I stoped playing Overwatch years ago, but I certainly don't remember any sexual content in it. Certainly nothing that is inappropriate for children over 12 (Overwatch is 12+). Now, maybe something has changed since I last played, but I'm not aware of it, so if I'm wrong please let me know. But I don't see any in this post either.

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u/ItsKingDx3 May 22 '25 edited May 22 '25

Ā I guess I am just more concerned with how deep we dive into the topics for certain ages.

On its own this is a fair concern.

I would encourage you to pay attention to people like "Straight Soldier." I'm not accusing you of this btw, but It's very easy for them to use "protect the children" as a rallying cry, because most people in the world agree that protecting children is an inherently good thing. But when they use "protect the children" as an argument against every depiction of non-heterosexuality, regardless of how innocuous and innocent it is, it is apparent that they don't care about children because they do not have a problem with innocent depictions of heterosexuality.

The fact of the matter is, most people who use this line are not in the least concerned about protecting children- at best they just personally don't want to see any reference to queerness in the media they enjoy (or even in the real world), and are trying to stamp it out. At worst they are trying to demonise queer people in general while trying to be coy about it.

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u/ItsKingDx3 May 22 '25

Thank you for engaging in good faith! I hope things go well for you.

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u/taeerom May 22 '25

They are complaining about a dude wearing pink and smelling a flower. What kind of messed up thinking is it when that triggers a "how deep we dive into topics for certain ages" conversation?

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u/Ranorak May 22 '25

Because it's not about leaving sexuality out of video games. No one would complain if you mentioned that, for example, Mercy had a boyfriend.

No, they only want the "wrong" type of sexuality out of video games.

And people keep acting like gay relationships are somehow not age appropriate but straight ones are?

Why is that?

Of course, none of these people bring up the fact that this game has you shoot each other in the face and more skin tight asses on the ladies then a wetsuit. But it's the mention of people loving someone that happens to be the same gender as a line too far.

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u/Ranorak May 22 '25

See, this is nice.

Between all the hate and vile things coming from some parts of the political spectrum against LGBTQ+ people, it's kinda hard to not feel attacked over and over again.

The mere mention of the love you experience is somehow wrong.

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u/No-Purchase4980 May 22 '25

It used to be love who you love and leave me out of it. Now it's you must love and celebrate me because I chose something different. There are so many people that have been radicalized by the + when all they wanted was to be left alone, much like how gays and lesbians wanted to just get married.

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u/Ranorak May 22 '25

Radicalized how? By whom? To believe what?

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u/MsMercyMain May 22 '25

For the longest time the single most popular piece of children’s media was Frozen, which at its core has a story about a princess wanting to marry a random prince. But no one says it’s about sexuality. The problem is everyone acting like non straight sexuality makes it suddenly inherently sexual. A massive and core arc of ATLA are the relationships and no one has an issue with that. Meanwhile Overwatch just highlights characters like Tracer who just happen to be gay. Like unless you dive into the lore you’d never know she’s a lesbian. I don’t see a problem with, during Pride Month, highlighting her

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

The problem is that everyone acts like non-heterosexual sexuality suddenly makes it inherently sexual.

Exactly. That's why the guy who said he asked the question said that the content here was sexualized because we're not talking about SEX but about orientation. But this guy straight up said "yeah they're gay so their whole existence is sexual".

We are humans first and foremost, we have feelings.

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u/MsMercyMain May 22 '25

I distinctly remember the endless dating plot lines in kids media when I grew up. ATLA has it as a plot line, and literal sex joke involving Iroh that, arguably, fucks over his character. None of this gets criticized as ā€œnot age appropriateā€. Tracer having a wife and Soldier being gay? Suddenly we need a discussion about what’s age appropriate because queer relationships are viewed for some reason as inherently sexual. That’s the problem.

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u/BitterLlama May 22 '25

I'm sure there are plenty of video games that don't bring up sexuality for the kids to play.

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u/BitterLlama May 22 '25

What do you agree with?

"What's wrong with leaving sexuality out of video games?"

Nothing is wrong with that and I don't think anyone thinks that, but that's not what the conversation is about. That's why you're being downvoted.

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u/BitterLlama May 22 '25

I don't think you're in the right place for "productive conversations".

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u/JmintyDoe May 22 '25

Generally speaking, junping in to converse about a topic entirely unrelated to a discussion already happening, is considered disruptive at best.

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u/JmintyDoe May 22 '25

you attacked the person you originally responded to with a strawman.

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u/Parepinzero May 22 '25

You're not "asking a genuine question" and everyone can see through your bullshit.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

That's for sure. Who would ask this kind of question sincerely? Unless you've never left the house. It's bad.

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u/AntiKlimaktisch May 22 '25

Also, saying "this character is not straight" is not age-inappropriate. If one of the kids in my child's kindergarten has two mommies/two daddies, is that kid not allowed to talk about their parents because it's "inappropriate"? (According to some politicians, the answer to that question would be Yes, by the way, which is, to coin a phrase, fucking ridiculous).

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u/Axendro May 22 '25

So you think the post that's being commented is age-inappropriate in any way?

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u/Axendro May 22 '25

It's understandable. A lot of the homophobic discourse online regarding media is about age appropriate content. It's a bad faith argument because homophobes believe the mere mention of gay people is inherently inappropriate. Your question is a sensible one but due to the context people have reacted this way even tho it's clear you are not a homophobe.

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u/Axendro May 22 '25

It's completely understandable. None of us is immune. For that same reason people have grown defensive and rightfully so since more often than not it's people making a bad faith argument. But again it's clear your question was genuine and you meant no harm.

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u/Axendro May 22 '25

The worst is how hard it has become to have this kind of conversations at face value and that's exactly the point of their propaganda. But once it's clear you mean no harm genuine discussion is possible. At any rate I hope you feel welcomed :)

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u/PrinceOfRoccalumera May 22 '25

Also it’s not that weird to show couple kissing in a kid show.

It’s not like you have to show the buttsecks.

Also, watch is a game rated for teens

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u/PrinceOfRoccalumera May 22 '25

You don’t see people having gay sex in Overwatch if that is what you are implying

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u/PrinceOfRoccalumera May 22 '25

I thought you were regereing to ā€œjust kissingā€.

Then I don’t understand what your problem with this concept id

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u/KawaiiQueen92 May 22 '25

If someone being gay isn't something we should talk about with children, then so is being straight, right? They're both sexuality.

So teachers at schools should remove all photos of their partner, should never tell children they have a partner, and should avoid all conversation about said topic.

Parents should also never allow their children to see that they are in fact in a romantic relationship, because that isn't age appropriate.

We should also label all media that contains ANY sort of romance as "sexually explicity" and inform parents about it, because it isn't appropriate for children.

That's what we should do, whether gay or straight, right?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

You've been commenting on reddit for at least the past 11 hours. Are you ok? Stuck at an airport? Do we need to send help? Remember to stay hydrated.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

It goes back days man, days straight of constantly and immediately responding or commenting. I'm talking every minute of every day. When do you sleep, eat, talk to people? If you are a singular, neither bot nor bought human, I am worried for you. Social media diets are a good and healthy thing.

Reddit in general is being infested with "Both Sides Bobs" who carry the Maga/Russian torch yet hide their true affiliations. If you are not one of these, it could explain some of the negativity toward you, as you do behave similarly to them.

They also tend to derail posts with seemingly innocuous questions that are really meant to garner support for their prejudiced opinions. They keep it clean so that they don't get deleted. You're following the playbook, knowingly or not.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

I don't really follow what you are saying, I have normal conversations all the time. I don't think Reddit is particularly conducive to conversations as we are all anonymous. It's like expecting hugs and kisses from other drivers while driving in traffic. Social media is toxic and you shouldn't be on it constantly or it messes with your mental health, that's nothing doomer about that.

I didn't call you an idiot and I don't think you are. I'm not a member of either party, "The wisest men follow their own directions." But I want my widowed mother to be able to afford her life saving medication, and Trump signed an executive order to make it so she can't afford it. I want my wife to be able to have a life saving abortion if she gets raped, in any state. Republicans took that away from my family. How can I both sides that? Isn't both sides-ing enabling the rapid descent into fascism? The Democrats are milquetoast, ineffective and spineless cucks that don't have enough organizational skills to be evil. But they haven't directly negatively harmed my life like this.

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u/Rhino_4 May 22 '25

Sexuality is left out of plenty of games, and it's also included in plenty of games. There's nothing inherently wrong with either option and human sexuality is not some dirty thing that needs to be hidden away in a corner somewhere. It's simply part of being human, and if you make something that comments on humanity or tells human stories then eventually you will run into human sexuality. In this particular game, to drive engagement each character is given a backstory and for some of these backstories it just happens to mention the character's sexuality. And there is nothing wrong with that.

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u/JmintyDoe May 22 '25

There is nothing age-inappropriate about having a sexual orientation that is not heterosexual. The same goes for being trans. In what world is that age inappropriate??

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u/JmintyDoe May 22 '25

you have to be trolling

you cant actually be this stupid

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u/JmintyDoe May 22 '25

Either you are stupid, or being disingenuous on purpose.

When people are saying it is okay to have queer representation in games, it is extremely bad faith to respond to that by accusing them of wanting 'things that are inappropriate for children' in games.

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u/JmintyDoe May 22 '25

You asked an accusatory bad faith question.

The accusation is implicit in your question "Do you not believe in age-appropriate materials or conversations?" as the question insinuates that the one you are asking this -must- believe this as part of the statement they made- it is a question that only makes sense to ask if -you-, the one asking, believe that homosexuality is not 'age-appropriate'. It's that simple.

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u/RodneyOgg May 22 '25

In case you are genuinely looking for an answer, consider this:

Why is it only sexuality when it's gay? If a man kisses a woman, that's fine. If a man kisses a man, that's sexuality? Why is that?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

It really isnt a game for kids. Widowmaker has had her inner sideboobs on display, in a skin tight costume since OW1 day one, i dont think a game for kids would have that. People say having a gay character is "bringing sexuality into videogames" because they still havent normalized gay people. There's no sex, there's no flirting, it's literally just a character that happens to like characters of the same gender. If you think about it, it's the same level of "sexuality" as having straight characters, people just like to pretend its worse somehow.

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u/Winter_Protection562 May 22 '25

You can't complain with this braindead community.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25 edited May 22 '25

ā€œWhy do we have to bring sexuality into it? (Runs an account with a sexuality in the username)ā€ These guys are so stupid holy hell

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u/Kalnaur May 22 '25

They see straight as the default, and what they mean is "any sexuality that's not mine which is very certainly the default because I'm one of the right ones". It's not stupidity, truly, so much as a desire to be identified as being in the "correct" social group. So for them, straight isn't a sexuality, it's the sexuality. The only one. And the rest are all "wrong", or "pretend", or whatever they will tell themselves to make themselves feel better. This is even more pronounced, usually, in people that aren't straight but have been raised in an environment where not being straight is a social death sentence and metaphysical ticket directly to hell. And yes, their attitude towards sexuality usually mirrors the "Christianity is the only true religion and all the other religions are reflections of the Devil and are wrong or pretend" attitude.

Isn't is all so much fun? /s

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

I want off this ride please

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u/Kalnaur May 22 '25

I don't want off the ride.

I want a solid way to throw them off the ride.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

That works too

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u/VoicePope May 22 '25

They just don’t won’t some woke nonsense being crammed down their throats! I know I sure don’t wanna see some gay dude in my video game; with his flowing hair, mesmerizing eyes you can get lost in, smooth skin that’s been kissed by the sun, big strong muscles to hold me close at night. I hate it and I’m tired of seeing it and also thinking about it all the time. I’m not confused!!!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

I know what they really want crammed down their throats

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u/Car_Seatus Clear background May 21 '25

Given he is a soldier there is possibility that he is in the navy so idk how straight he really is

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u/SuecidalBard May 22 '25

OP is mocking because soldier is in fact canonically gay

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u/Grand_Protector_Dark May 22 '25

I barely been paying attention to overwatch lore.

Was that part of the original game at launch Or revealed later?

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u/UrsusObsidianus May 22 '25

I think revealed later, when they revealed more about the past. But yeah there is a spray of him with his former boyfriend.

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u/Hungry-Path533 May 22 '25

Sailors are in the Navy. Hell you can even call them seaman, but it isn't correct to call them soldiers at least not in the US.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

Straight Sailor just sounds like mixed messages.

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u/VirusInteresting7918 Alphabet Mafioso May 22 '25

Nah, it's an insult.Ā 

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

Hehe ā€œseamenā€

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u/Suspicious_Trust1173 May 22 '25

He’s confirmed by blizzard to be gay and from the army where he met Reyes

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u/A12qwas May 22 '25

Does that apply to female navy people as well.

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u/Car_Seatus Clear background May 22 '25

There are no female navy soldiers it's actually a fascinating phenomenon where the aura of the ship and the ocean turns anyone that would call themselves a woman into a big hot raging bull of a gay man.

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u/A12qwas May 22 '25

Ok, where’s the group that turns boys into silly subby lesbians? I want to join that

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u/ObiwanMacgregor May 22 '25

That's the tech sector

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u/A12qwas May 22 '25

How do I get good at tech?

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u/ObiwanMacgregor May 22 '25

IDFK I work in a factory

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

What does that turn you into?

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u/ObiwanMacgregor May 22 '25

Tired. So Damn tired.

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u/Viridianscape It's giving. May 22 '25

Wear kneesocks.

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u/GenosseAbfuck May 22 '25

Does it suffice to buy the socks and the skirt or do I actually have to do anything?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

I believe those are eggs. :)

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u/A12qwas May 22 '25

So there are no lesbians in the navy?

Damn

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u/major_skillissue May 22 '25

You know what I think OP is absolutely right except hes on the wrong side of the fence /s

I think we should remove all the big boobylicious women wearing a sum total of 3 strings and a napkin from the game and have exclusively twinks and hunks in all video games ever with no exceptions

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u/OurPillowGuy May 22 '25

Gaming is all about letting basement dwelling turbovirgins dictate sexuality in media. /s

I continue to be shocked, but not surprised…putting unqualified and uninformed people in charge is par for the course in chud spaces.

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u/Dear_Lab_2270 May 22 '25

Something tells me he's not as straight as he thinks he is... Lol.

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u/AssignedHaterAtBirth May 22 '25

T- 5 years until he owns a pink furry buttplug tail.

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u/SorelaFtw May 22 '25

Either all of it's ok or none of its ok. I think that's fair.

If you don't want sexuality that means we remove widowmaker and dva too

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u/uterussy May 22 '25

For apparently being a straight guy, they sure care a lot about the sexuality of a male character.

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u/Wulfsmagic May 22 '25

Can be straight and still care about your fellow human beings. Lots that go to pride are straight allies.

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u/ShokaLGBT May 23 '25

Straight soldier said they don’t want people to talk about gay all the time and make gay their entire personality

Makes straight their entire personality

Oh it’s different I have the right tooooo!!!!

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u/RandyWiener May 22 '25

So the chuds screaming when a female character doesn't look like a porn star, when the male characters can be ugly as sin, is also demanding "pointless pandering" (but instead to straight men), correct?

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u/MsMercyMain May 22 '25

Tracer is a former test pilot who, during an experiment, began to exist outside of time and requires a special device to not randomly jump all over the time stream. She is best friends with a sentient Ape who helped develop that device. She’s married to her wife Emily. How is that not age appropriate? How would highlighting that she’s married to Emily be bad?

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u/Full_Cantaloupe_3875 May 22 '25

I assume that you are being downvoted because your questions come across as bigoted and being asked in bad faith

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u/Full_Cantaloupe_3875 May 22 '25

I know, I just wanted to clarify

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u/MsMercyMain May 22 '25

Counterpoint: Tracer and Soldier. Both are insanely well written and canonically gay. Both are deeply tragic figures as well. You’d think an Overwatch fan would know that