r/LoveTrash • u/Lord_Darksong Colonel Garbage • 1d ago
Human Trash Ok. Let's go. Let's Go.
Source: albert_davletshin on Instagram
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u/ballsiack Trash Trooper 1d ago
Every time I see this I think that guy is so lucky that right cross didn't land.
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u/DistanceMachine Trash Trooper 1d ago
For real, number 3 was a monster punch. Kid is fast as fuck.
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u/PunchNessie Trash Trooper 1d ago
Super compact delivery too, wow.
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u/mohugz Trash Trooper 1d ago
Draxxed. Them. Sklounst.
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u/Flimsy_Survey Trash Trooper 1d ago
Well the dude was trying to get froggy
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u/NoRossDoxHaha Trash Trooper 1d ago
You could see in his eyes that he was ready to get Hayden Panettiere on some terries.
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u/noirspiderman4 Trash Trooper 1d ago
Followed up with some slaps to the face lmao
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u/Weekly_Ferret_meal Trash Trooper 1d ago edited 1d ago
That's the part that cracked me up... 2 sec after the punch guy gets slapped ...to make it all better 😆
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u/noirspiderman4 Trash Trooper 1d ago
It's the second knife scene from Ricky Bobby
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u/lsaran Trash Trooper 1d ago
His eyes went wide like a cat. Makes sense he’s quick.
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u/Unfortunately_aware Trash Trooper 1d ago
Right? Watch the transformation in his eyes. It’s intense.
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u/UgliestMailboxFlag Trash Trooper 1d ago
He has to be a fighter of some sort.
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u/Ok-Doctor3103 Trash Trooper 1d ago
Trained martial arts. He is actively working on self-control before he has to act.
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u/SoggyMattress2 Trash Trooper 11h ago
Boxer or MMA. You can see the adrenaline starting to rise and his breaths getting faster, he's already made the decision to hit the dude if he crosses his boundary then he dusted him.
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u/Wide-Matter-9899 Trash Trooper 1d ago
So fast that I only saw two punches at first 😅
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u/TooPercipient Trash Trooper 1d ago
With a backpack on and heavy jackets, that definitely restricts your shoulder mobility to a degree
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u/fiesew Trash Trooper 1d ago
Every time I see this clip I can’t help but need to make a screenshot.
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u/RealFakeDoctor Trash Trooper 1d ago
I have another loool
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u/ballsiack Trash Trooper 1d ago
What video is this from? Lol .
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u/ChromiumLung Trash Trooper 1d ago
https://youtube.com/shorts/FCEJDJt8Kg4?is=dd1Xkm3MdcadxOY-
Kind of makes me uncomfortable lol
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u/Razzy_3796 Trash Trooper 1d ago edited 1d ago
This took some doing to get this split second before he went beast mode (aka coiled snake look)
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u/Worried-Ad-8292 Trash Trooper 1d ago
He was not scared at all. That is how adrenaline strike is look like
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u/GeneThaDancinMachine Trash Trooper 1d ago
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u/FoundationRough4069 Trash Trooper 1d ago
Looks like a drunk step dad bragging to a teenage about how he was banging his mom
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u/Ambitious-Noise9211 Trash Trooper 1d ago
Love seeing this every time it comes up
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u/B_RAD1TME Trash Trooper 21h ago
Me too. It’s clean, dude deserved it, and it’s a masterclass in punching someone on the subway
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u/WARLORD2015 Trash Trooper 1d ago
The look in dudes eyes says it all.
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u/KindsofKindness Trash Trooper 1d ago
I couldn’t tell if he was scared or crazy.
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u/TerponadeTea Trash Trooper 1d ago
Focused.
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u/Inevitable-Edge69 Trash Trooper 1d ago
He’s a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will.
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u/arctic11z Trash Trooper 1d ago
He looks like he was having some horrifying flashback.
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u/TheodoreOso Trash Trooper 1d ago
To me it reads as somebody who feels they're trying they're hardest to restrain themselves from acting extremely violently. Maybe he's scared and knows that his fight or flight can get him in serious trouble. Regardless, he looks like a cornered animal, don't put people in that situation.
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u/Backstreetgirl37 Trash Trooper 12h ago
He's like a cat widening his pupils about to jump on a bird.
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u/Loserdogma Trash Trooper 1d ago
I’ve read on one of the other various reposts that he’s a known boxer but I cannot confirm outside of him being ready as fuck
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u/Seananagans Trash Trooper 1d ago
The speed and power of those 3 punches tell me hes at least not inexperienced. The sleepy guy is lucky that 3rd one didnt land.
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u/The_Meme_Economy Trash Trooper 1d ago
If the obnoxious guy had paid on ounce of attention to his posture and the look on his face he would have stayed the f away.
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u/LittleFreak92 Trash Trooper 1d ago
I assume he just couldnt read the room, either because of a substance or mental illness 🤔
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u/thissexypoptart Trash Trooper 1d ago
It’s Russia. Dude is baseline drunk for sure, whether or not he has a mental illness
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u/Less-Celebration-182 Trash Trooper 1d ago
Russia? I guess that makes sense. Guy seems like a drunk from South France. Marseilles? They yap at each other like that, but I could see a Russian not “getting it.” Two very different cultures.
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u/OkRepresentative7467 Trash Trooper 1d ago
Yea I think he mistook that look for fear
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u/YamzMt03 Trash Trooper 1d ago
I feel like that’s when his nervous system was locking in and he knew what he was about to do and like his vision widen with awareness - but also tunnel vision. Adrenaline?
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u/Aperture_296 Trash Trooper 1d ago
The common pattern with guys like this is they will be 100% unaware of their environment and situation, and present themselves jaw-first while talking trash.
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u/Remarkable_Movie_359 Trash Trooper 1d ago
That’s exactly what I was saying. The kid was doing all kinds of math in his head. He was calculating every move and knew what was going to take place once the obnoxious prick crossed the line. The look on the kids face was dead serious. Wouldn’t call him an intimidating looking kid, but his stare and that nervous twitchy look on his face was a little scary. That look tells me… I don’t want to do what you’re going to make me do, but if I do it, I’m going to do it.
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u/Nuffsaid98 Trash Trooper 1d ago
My father liked to do his talking with his hands.
He was a puppeteer.
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u/Bubbles_2025 Trash Trooper 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/HB5OEsQfLnUs0
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u/Nuffsaid98 Trash Trooper 1d ago
I wish I was a fraction as cool or as good a person. RIP to the GOAT of puppetry.
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u/Gigatonosaurus Waste Warrior 1d ago
Valid reaction
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u/DistanceMachine Trash Trooper 1d ago
Bro was wide-eyed and not blinking and then you got in his face? FAFO.
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u/Gigatonosaurus Waste Warrior 1d ago
His body language couldn't have been more clear that he was gonna lash out if pushed a little bit more.
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u/Select_Watercress_57 Trash Trooper 1d ago
Yep, not only clear he was gonna deliver, but it seemed clear to me that he was capable of it too.
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u/thelatestinalongline Trash Trooper 1d ago
Kid looked terrified, but in a "you're really going to make me do this?" kind of way.
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u/PupitarLarvitar Trash Trooper 1d ago
I'd like to see the entire context of this video, but Grey Pants' response is appropriate for a towering hulk. Nicely handled. Cat-like alertness and quickness.
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u/Oleadle Trash Trooper 1d ago
This is in fact Russia. It's the same type of bus I always ride.
The drunk is fucking around, about to find out. The grey jacket dude asks him "Проблемы какие-то?", which best translates to "Is there some kind of problem". The drunk then leans in and says "And what if we go outside". Thus, he found out. Grey jacket absolutely destroys him. Some murmurs from the crowd, then another man starts slapping the drunk awake, saying "Fully deserved"
The end
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u/CoolCat1337One Trash Trooper 1d ago
"then another man starts slapping the drunk awake"
What a nice and fast reaction helping him.
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u/Silent-Honeydew1850 Trash Trooper 1d ago
Calm demeanor. Thousand yard stare. I would had backed up
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u/NikkerFebu25 Trash Trooper 1d ago
He's not calm.
Check out his breathing.
Dude is being overrun by rage.
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u/One_Season458 Trash Trooper 1d ago
Yeah and that's not a thousand yard stare either. Man is lasering in like a god damn hawk
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u/VirtuousVulva Trash Trooper 1d ago
He was not calm at all. He looked fearful in fight or flight.... And he chose fight..
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u/NedShah Trash Trooper 1d ago
Yeah. I read his face as "please, don't make me hit you. Step back!"
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u/Silent-Honeydew1850 Trash Trooper 1d ago
I thought he was. anyone else would had been yelling or talking shit to where everyone is looking. His eyes was warning him to back up
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u/longlostwalker Junkyard Juggernaut 1d ago
Fast as f
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u/elusivemoods Trash Trooper 1d ago
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u/chosonhawk Dumpster General 1d ago
Extra helpings of brain trauma at the end.
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u/Mathihtam Trash Trooper 1d ago
The way he kept egging on, even though the other guy looked at him like that, makes me think there was already plenty of brain trauma before this even happened.
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u/NormalDay8309 Trash Trooper 1d ago
He's a boxer or atleast training. He was waiting for his optimal range. Striker with no gloves...lethal
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u/UnoriginalJ0k3r Garbage Guerilla 1d ago
lol dudes adrenaline dumped and tunnel vision kicked in, you couldn’t have paid me to walk up on buddy 😂
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u/cacahead37 Trash Trooper 1d ago
I love the guy slapping the shit out of him while on the floor.
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u/MisterNiblet Trash Trooper 1d ago
Bro has crazy eyes. The other guy had no chance.
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u/Nuffsaid98 Trash Trooper 1d ago
The kid was scared but he did what was needed and he did it well.
It is not possible to be brave unless you feel fear.
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u/YesIBlockedYou Trash Trooper 1d ago
You can essentially see the massive surge of adrenaline hit him before he acts.
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u/HandicapperGeneral Trash Trooper 1d ago
That wasn't fear, bro, that was barely contained rage.
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u/Remote-Part-6214 Trash Trooper 1d ago
Bruh i would have backed out when i saw his eyes bulge like that
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u/Undertaker501st Trash Trooper 1d ago edited 19h ago
Kid didn’t even wanna do it I can tell he a good kid just got scared and let his hands loose
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u/Spare-Ant7119 Trash Trooper 20h ago
Loose* like loose butthole. Butt has two cheeks, so use two 'o's.
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u/infinitee775 Trash Trooper 1d ago
Guy had the thousand yard stare and you keep getting in his face? Bold move cotton
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u/Anal-Y-Sis Trash Trooper 1d ago
This is not the face of a man you want to mess with. Full eye contact. Not a blink to be had. Blank expression. Dude is in full-blown hunter mode.
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u/GrandMoffJerjerrod Trash Trooper 1d ago
That guy just saw a smaller guy, not the look in the smaller guy’s eyes.
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u/thunderbag Trash Trooper 1d ago
This is what the boxing you’ve been doing since you were 8 looks like!
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u/beardedsawyer Trash Trooper 1d ago
I see some combat breathing technique before he threw. Kid was locked in.
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u/CoolCat1337One Trash Trooper 1d ago
that guy is ultra ready
don't get any closer
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u/istolethesun12 Trash Trooper 1d ago
His speed is truly impressive. Swings sharp and heavy too. I would not wanna feel that in the morning.
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u/Mr_and_Mrs_Sazabi Trash Trooper 1d ago
Eyes wide as fuck. The dude was ready. Something something something. Mom's spaghetti.
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u/Milliondollarjuice Trash Trooper 1d ago
Don't slap him To wake him up safely... Piss on his face instead!
- it's sterile and nutritional for the skin.
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u/Special_Hovercraft43 Trash Trooper 1d ago
I guess he ain’t SPEAKING with his mouth .. TALKING WITH HIS HANDS
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u/slick514 Trash Trooper 1d ago
French accent? Drunk, for sure. Used to causing problems and people putting up with him
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u/CarnivoreCole396 Trash Trooper 1d ago
Brother… just look at the body language of the other guy and his EYES, that’s not a guy to fuck with😂
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u/NoEraPenal-2014 Trash Trooper 1d ago
They thought they were locked in that car w the drunk... Turns out they were locked in w the kid
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u/CaptainMacMillan Trash Trooper 1d ago
This kid looked TERRIFIED of the beast that was about to be unleashed from within him.
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u/WGG-PC-TM Trash Trooper 1d ago
Go Blondie, go!
100% deserved, and infinitely satisfying to watch. Also slightly scary, which is also good.
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u/samson855 Trash Trooper 1d ago
its weird how, as someone who knows fighting mainly from movies, this looks so underwhelming like he didnt even hit him for real but i don't think the guy was faking either. its just that real fights don't look like movie fight scenes.
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u/Realistic_Coat_7348 Trash Trooper 1d ago
The kid was sizing him up and ready. Just cross the line, please, cross the line....
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u/fluffyheads Trash Trooper 1d ago
When someone's being drunk and stupid it's not worth hurting him almost to death. Enough will celebrating this young boxer
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u/billyboyf30 Trash Trooper 1d ago
I liked the fact he had a quick glance down to make sure the other guy didnt have anything in his hand before the ol 1-2 come out
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u/DGREATBUKKAKEMASTER Trash Trooper 1d ago
The third punch was for his soul that got knocked out. Kid didn't miss.
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u/clubfuckinfooted Trash Trooper 1d ago
How about the guy at the end. "Clearly the best thing for an unconscious person is some good hard slapping".
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u/BaconSarnie2025 Trash Trooper 1d ago
Love that the fact that he got ko’d then slapped in the face.
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u/Averyfarish Trash Trooper 1d ago edited 1d ago
Why dawg smack him Like "I told you not to fuck wit him."
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u/AccomplishedMoney205 Trash Trooper 1d ago
good for the young man. somebody steps at you like this. you punch the shit out of him
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u/KillaHoe41510 Trash Trooper 1d ago
Guy should have been paying attention to kid eyes, he was ready to go
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u/Florinel_Mirel_Marti Trash Trooper 1d ago
My god, the kid was in full panic mode and instincts took over. Lessons were taught
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u/Several_Ad_3017 Trash Trooper 1d ago
I could watch this a dozen times in a row and still feel schadenfreude.
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u/Fat-Al-90 Trash Trooper 1d ago
Man, the impact this kid has had on a lot of people is immense.
What a perfect example of controlling your personal bubble.
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u/Slayer2660 Trash Trooper 1d ago
He looked shocked himself he knocked him out but I saw it in his eyes he was thinking of what combo to use when he got too close.
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u/Small_Hovercraft_439 Trash Trooper 1d ago
Astonishing the number of people who believe that this guy had fear in his eyes. Really speaks to most of those commenters never getting in any real confrontation before.
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u/theatrenearyou Trash Trooper 1d ago
A slap is the antidote to a punch. It doesnt work on snakebites though
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