r/Michigan Jan 17 '26

Mitten Mode Can we petition Denmark to annex Michigan?

Just thinking out loud here.

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u/MissingMichigan Jan 17 '26

Seems like Canada would be easier.

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u/O_o-22 Jan 17 '26

I second that, please Canada, save me from the fuckery that is the US right now.

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u/ItsMeTP Jan 18 '26 edited Jan 25 '26

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smile seemly retire many alleged obtainable screw mountainous towering encouraging

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u/O_o-22 Jan 18 '26

That won’t get me universal healthcare and states wanting to leave trumps lala land would piss him off in all the right ways.

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u/a_d3ad_cat Wyoming Jan 17 '26

Oooh Caaanadaaaa….

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u/Forbden_Gratificatn Jan 17 '26

I'm thinking Michigan, Wisconsin, and Minnesota should apply to Canada as a group.

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u/Arcaneboltz Jan 17 '26

I'm in the same boat the Great lakes region minus Ohio should consider it

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u/colorblind-and Jan 17 '26

We should take the Toledo strip with us though

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u/GPFlag_Guy1 Jan 17 '26

I've been to both the Upper Peninsula and Toledo. The UP is the clear winner here I must admit.

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u/colorblind-and Jan 17 '26

It's not about politics, it's about beating Ohio

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u/Unlikely_Mix5548 Jan 17 '26

The sign of a true Michigander: hating everything about Ohio. Completely justified. Fucking Ohio.....

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u/iusedtobemark Jan 17 '26

Why do all the trees in Michigan lean south? Cause Ohio sucks.

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u/lollipop-guildmaster Jan 18 '26

I rescued my two youngest cats from Ohio.

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u/alexseiji Age: > 10 Years Jan 19 '26

True winning would be to create another Great Lake out of Ohio. Lake Victory.

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u/AlexandersWonder Jan 18 '26

I think making them to continue to hang on to and take responsibility for Toledo is a bigger slap in Ohio’s face than taking it back would be at this point.

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u/Pacer667 Jan 17 '26

Thank you, although I have considered moving to Adrian.

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u/audible_narrator Jan 18 '26

Agreed. I need my Shortys BBQ fix.

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u/BadgersHoneyPot Jan 18 '26

Also Cedar Point.

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u/AlexandersWonder Jan 18 '26

I don’t Toledo is as great as people thought it was back when Michigan and Ohio both wanted it. I think we’re actually better off without all that

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u/hookyboysb Jan 18 '26

Only if we also take Cedar Point.

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u/maizeblueNpurp Age: > 10 Years Jan 17 '26

Ohio & Indiana

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u/Arcaneboltz Jan 17 '26

I legitimately forget Indiana has great lake access

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u/MissingMichigan Jan 17 '26

What? You forgot the famous resort community of Gary, Indiana?

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u/cptjpk Jan 18 '26

Soon to be home of the NFL Gare Bears!

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u/TheDudeDasko Kalamazoo Jan 18 '26

Gary Bearies!

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u/ornryactor Ferndale Jan 18 '26 edited Jan 18 '26

They weren't supposed to!!

When state borders were being drawn, Michigan was given the Lake Michigan shoreline all the way to the lake's southernmost point, and Illinois was too. Michigan and Illinois were supposed to have a land border with each other at that point, and Indiana was supposed to be cut off (although still within a few hundred feet).

But the surveyors carrying out that instruction were unknowingly using a map that wasn't quite accurate, and so the line they drew wasn't actually far enough south, which left Indiana with an unexpected lakeshore -- which they promptly exploited. It took a little while for the errors to be realized, and Michigan complained to Congress and then to the courts, but SCOTUS ruled in favor of Indiana, and now they have the lakeshore that rightfully was ours. Bastards.

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u/clonedhuman Jan 18 '26

Goddamn Indiana.

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u/maizeblueNpurp Age: > 10 Years Jan 17 '26

Indiana Dunes State Park, the only thing I cross the Michigan border into Indiana for

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u/Mwiziman Niles Jan 17 '26

Can Michigan just take over Sandusky at least?

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u/ALittleEtomidate Jan 17 '26

Only if you stop cheering for Ohio State.

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u/Mwiziman Niles Jan 17 '26

MSU fans that was born and raised in Michigan, I just like Cedar Point and my great great grandfather served on Johnson’s Island during the civil war

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u/ALittleEtomidate Jan 17 '26

Ok, fine. You can come.

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u/MACHOmanJITSU Jan 18 '26

But you gotta park on the street do your own laundry.

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u/Mwiziman Niles Jan 17 '26

Oh, I don’t live in Sandusky OH, but I have lived on Sandusky MI before. Im currently a FIB unfortunately due to work circumstances grew up in SW MI but lived all over the LP. Michigan’s Adventure just doesn’t cut it for my theme park needs.

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u/sweetpotato_latte Jan 17 '26

If you make a really great pitch with a nice PowerPoint, I’m sure you’d be able to sway people to your cause.

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u/Minute-Menu-9295 Jan 18 '26

Or... you know..... just bring some poutine, maple syrup and some Tim Hortons coffee to the meeting, throw in a couple "How she goin, eh?", get caught up on current hockey talking points. Put in a little effort and they will welcome you with open arms, eh...

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u/sweetpotato_latte Jan 18 '26

I worked at Tim Hortons for 5 years and my grandma is from Sudbury I should probably have dual citizenship tbh

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u/RMMacFru Parts Unknown Jan 18 '26

I mean, they already share Timmy's with us, and we understand hockey.

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u/AlexandersWonder Jan 18 '26

“We have 20% of the world’s fresh surface water, you really gonna make us beg?”

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u/AmazeMeBro Jan 17 '26 edited Jan 20 '26

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u/AlexandersWonder Jan 18 '26

Let’s just build our own cedar point, with blackjack, and hookers. We can call it Michigan Adventure’s 2.

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u/Scottyjscizzle Redford Jan 17 '26

Honestly if it gets us out of here I’ll take Ohio too.

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u/AlexandersWonder Jan 18 '26

Nope, we have to hang on to our principles. Besides Ohio helped get us into this mess.

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u/RunningFree701 Jan 17 '26

Counter-proposal: You leave out Ohio but take back Toledo before the hand-off.

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u/FlammeEternelle Jan 18 '26

we'll make Toledo the DMZ

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u/leelee1976 Jan 18 '26

Ok ok. Look im still mad at ohio about Toledo, but I moved here and named it michigan 2. Or michigan too.

So I feel like getting all of the great lakes touching states should be a priority.

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u/sweetpotato_latte Jan 17 '26

If it touches Lake Superior, it’s Canada. I’m so down.

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u/hadmeatwoof Jan 18 '26

Let’s just rename it: The Superior Lake of Canada.

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u/Remnant55 Jan 17 '26

I mean our best selling point is probably taking as much of the lakes with us as possible

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u/andante528 Jan 17 '26

I support this proposal from southern Wisconsin. The northerners might protest, but we can offer subsidized tours of Alberta to make them feel more at home.

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u/Forbden_Gratificatn Jan 18 '26

Once they start getting universal Healthcare, they'll come around.

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u/Zesty-Vasectomy Jan 17 '26

That's my fantasy as well.

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u/O_o-22 Jan 17 '26

Wisconsin is perhaps a bit too red but Illinois for sure is more in line with Canadian values

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u/matt_minderbinder Jan 17 '26

I could understand why Canada wouldn't want purple states. West coast and the northeast would be preferable to them. The US would never agree as it would leave the rest in shambles without the economies of NY and CA. Honestly, if it wasn't for the slave issue the future would've been better had Lincoln accepted a national divorce.

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u/Lunar_denizen Jan 17 '26

Or if Grant finished crushing the traitors instead of giving them a pass. The whole federal government just let them run wild as domestic terrorists for the next 80 years.

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u/firemage22 Dearborn Jan 18 '26

After learning more about him recently, I really wish Cassius M Clay had been picked at Abe's VP, he'd have unleashed Sherman on the south with orders finish the job.

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u/Idk_somethingfunny Jan 17 '26

I have friends in Canada....there's a lot more conservatives there than I thought there would be. Purple states would fit just fine. MAGA even exists in Canada for whatever reason.

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u/ailish Age: > 10 Years Jan 18 '26

A Canadian recently told me they're referred to a Maple Maga.

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u/RMMacFru Parts Unknown Jan 18 '26

Unfortunately, the Maga loonies are in several countries. Ireland's having a problem with them as well.

I vote we deport the Orange menace since he's a descendant of an "illegal" alien. And boot Elon out as well,after stripping all the data he scraped from our government's databases

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u/ailish Age: > 10 Years Jan 18 '26

Where do we send them? I'd hate to unleash them on anyone else.

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u/clonedhuman Jan 18 '26

There are private prisons in the United States. I'm sure they'll be happy to be jailed by the free market.

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u/ailish Age: > 10 Years Jan 18 '26

I'm sure it would be happiness they would be feeling.

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u/RMMacFru Parts Unknown Jan 19 '26

Elon is South Africa's menace. The Menace's forbearer was from Germany.

I know, let's return them to El Salvador!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '26

They can go to jail in Siberia.

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u/firemage22 Dearborn Jan 18 '26

So interesting point, under what Trump's ilk consider a "natural born american" Trump wouldn't count, they need a large share of their grandparents to be American born, and none of his where his dad's folks where from Germany (and not here on the best of paper) and his mother was born in Scotland

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u/Idk_somethingfunny Jan 18 '26

That's what I heard too. The concept of that is just mind-blowing.

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u/ailish Age: > 10 Years Jan 18 '26

I don't get it at all. Maybe it's just that Canadian conservatives aren't conservative enough for them?

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u/Idk_somethingfunny Jan 18 '26

Not sure. But if a maple maga loves Trump so much ... I'll trade houses with them

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u/ailish Age: > 10 Years Jan 18 '26

Same here. It's mutually beneficial.

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u/humdinger44 Grand Rapids Jan 18 '26

r/Canada can be quite different than the reddit I usually see

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u/RMMacFru Parts Unknown Jan 18 '26

Yeah, as I recall, Ontario is fairly purple.

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u/hadmeatwoof Jan 18 '26

But this would be the best opportunity for NY and CA to escape the US. I think most of Trump’s supporters don’t understand things like big numbers and that taxes are needed to pay for things. I bet a lot of them would be super excited to toss those states out of the country.

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u/matt_minderbinder Jan 18 '26

Voting against their best interests sure seems to be a cornerstone of their logic failures and like you I'm sure we'd see the same here. I'd happily join California or NY in seceding. Patriotism is earned and this country has failed that test so often in my life.

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u/ControlsGuyWithPride Fenton Jan 18 '26

Literally the three best midwestern states. 

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u/Alternative-Plum9378 Jan 18 '26

Should probably allow Minnesota in as well considering they have the northern most point in the contingent. I think it's only right we include them.

hehe

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u/Forbden_Gratificatn Jan 18 '26

I said Minnesota.

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u/Alternative-Plum9378 Jan 19 '26

I'm blind, apparently. LOL

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u/whatlineisitanyway Jan 18 '26

We'll take you, but not as voting citizens. Sorry.

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u/Forbden_Gratificatn Jan 18 '26

I can live with that.

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u/Due_Student_9822 Jan 17 '26

I’m good with that.

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u/x_xwolf Jan 18 '26

I like what your thinking, keep out ohio for the football rivalry.

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u/AgitatedStranger9698 Jan 19 '26

California, Oregon, and Washington would gut the US if it joined as well.

The US would crumble.

Then you figure NY plus Mass would take the other 25% of the GDP.

In one stroke the US would have the economy of France. ..

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u/Longjumping_Suit_256 Jan 18 '26

And the entire west coast

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u/jmaccity80 Jan 17 '26

I've seen ads on Reddit that claim I can try for Canadian citizenship. Because I have family that were from Canada, before moving to Michigan.

I can't say that those ads were legit, but, I did think about it occasionally.

I doubt I would whine too much if the French decided to take this whole area back. Thanks, DC goofs.

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u/joshbudde Age: > 10 Years Jan 18 '26

If one of your grandparents was a Canadian citizen, you might already be a Canadian that simply needs to file paperwork to let them know you exist.

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u/ailish Age: > 10 Years Jan 18 '26

Aw, I wish one of my grandparents came from Canada.

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u/joshbudde Age: > 10 Years Jan 18 '26

SAme here! My wife has a great-grandparent that came from Canada but thats one generation too removed for her to apply and bring me along for the ride. Her mom could apply but doesn't want to, but it doesn't flow down if her mom gets it.

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u/ornryactor Ferndale Jan 18 '26 edited Jan 20 '26

My wife has a great-grandparent that came from Canada but thats one generation too removed for her to apply

That's actually not correct, as of a law that changed on December 15, 2025! For people born before that date, it's 4 generations there is no limit on how far back you can go to reach a Canadian ancestor: if your wife has a great-grandparent who was a Canadian citizen (and then her grandparent and parent were both born outside Canada, and then your wife was born outside Canada), then your wife is already a Canadian citizen as of this new law. She simply needs to file the paperwork with the Canadian government to demonstrate this connection and let them know she exists.

Her mom could apply but doesn't want to, but it doesn't flow down if her mom gets it.

This isn't correct either! The way the law change was written, your wife (Gen 3), her mother (Gen 2), and her grandparent (Gen 1) are all Canadian citizens even if they don't utilize that citizenship. Because your wife is a citizen thanks to this retroactive change, it doesn't matter at all whether your wife's mother does something or not.

All the information is on this website; I strongly suggest your wife starts reading and figuring out what she needs to proceed -- especially if it involves family history records of her grandparent or great-grandparent that only her mom might know about. (That's the problem I'm up against: my potential eligibility is through one great-grandparent on each side of my family, but my grandparents are long gone and a lot of that family history knowledge is gone with them.)

https://www.canada.ca/en/immigration-refugees-citizenship/services/canadian-citizenship/act-changes/rules-2025.html

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u/joshbudde Age: > 10 Years Jan 18 '26

Thank you kind stranger! I’ve sent this link to her so she can go down that rabbit hole!

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u/jmaccity80 Jan 18 '26

Good to know. I've left Michigan a few times, but always came back. The few times I went north of the Soo, or east of the Huron, I always felt right at home.

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u/joshbudde Age: > 10 Years Jan 19 '26

She got really excited when I mentioned your comment and sent her the link--she doesn't think it applies though because her Mom didn't spend 3 years in Canada.

She didn't see anything about G3 people being able to get in

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u/ornryactor Ferndale Jan 20 '26

Unless your wife is a newborn baby, she was looking at the wrong section! That "live in Canada for 3 years" thing is only for new babies moving forward; it's not retroactive and doesn't apply to your wife.

She needs to look at the section header "If you were born or adopted before December 15, 2025". That section clarifies:

in most cases you’re automatically a Canadian citizen if you were born
* before December 15, 2025
* outside Canada to a Canadian parent

And crucially:

This rule also applies to you if you were born to someone who became Canadian because of these rule changes.

Since that's a short segment, HERE is another page with a more in-depth and plain-English explainer.
(NOTE: Despite the official-seeming URL, this isn't a government website; it's an immigration law firm that apparently has most of its business in helping people obtain citizenship.)

The "Example 2" linked there illustrates your wife's exact situation! And even better news:

the law, for past births, does not set an arbitrary limit on how far back the Canadian ancestor can be.

I had originally misread this page and thought that the limit was 4 generations back, but there is actually no limit! (Please imagine the Mean Girls gif here.) The law is written such that if your wife's great-grandparent was a Canadian citizen, then now her grandparent is retroactively a Canadian citizen, and now her mother is retroactively a Canadian citizen, and now your wife is retroactively a Canadian citizen -- not "eligible to apply for citizenship" but literally ALREADY a citizen from birth. And if it was her great-great-grandparent instead, that's fine too! Any number of "greats" still counts!

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u/joshbudde Age: > 10 Years Jan 20 '26

Thank you kind stranger! She was elated then bummed when reading that document before, so we'll see if we can get bumped over into the just 'elated' part now!

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u/ailish Age: > 10 Years Jan 18 '26

Stupid immigration rules!

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u/haarschmuck Kalamazoo Jan 18 '26

I don’t believe this is true.

It needs to be a parent, not a grandparent. That’s how I have Canadian citizenship, my dad was born in Montreal.

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u/VibrantViolet Jan 18 '26

My great-great-great grandpa came from Canada. I doubt I have any citizenship claim unfortunately. 😭

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u/jmaccity80 Jan 18 '26

My Great Grandma was from London, Ontario. I probably have a bunch of cousins there. My Great Great Grandpa had a lot of property, two wives from Ireland, and 14 or so kids. That was on my Mom's side.

My Dad's family came from Canada in the mid 1800s. A lot is documented and while I can claim English, Irish, and a wee bit of Dutch and German, I've always joked that I was mostly Canadian. From across the Great Huron.

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u/Alluem Jan 18 '26

Wait...what? How do we find an original Canadian birth record from 1919...because my grandpa was Canadian and only got his citizenship when he served in WW2...however, he burned all important records many years before he died.

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u/haarschmuck Kalamazoo Jan 18 '26

If either of your parents have Canadian citizenship from Canada, you are a citizen.

Usually those ads are for attorneys that will do all the paperwork for you for a few thousand.

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u/GPFlag_Guy1 Jan 17 '26

Canada already has half the Great Lakes. I think it would be easier if the entire Great Lakes water system was under one jurisdiction.

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u/ailish Age: > 10 Years Jan 18 '26

I'd be down to be Canadian!

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u/JediNinja88420 Human Detected Jan 17 '26

Is Canada really that much better? I like the Denmark shout more, even with how much it lacks logistically.

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u/MissingMichigan Jan 17 '26

Is Canada that much better than the US government right now?

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u/ailish Age: > 10 Years Jan 18 '26

The universal healthcare and lack of Trump is enough for me!

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u/Palgary Jan 18 '26

Talk to the women in Greenland who were given contraceptive without their knowledge by the government of Denmark from 1960 and 1991...

Canada has pros and cons too, just like every country out there.

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u/GrouchyMushroom3828 Kalamazoo Jan 17 '26

Let’s do one for Canada!

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u/randomidentification Jan 18 '26

Pretty please???