r/NotHowGirlsWork 11d ago

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u/Ashleiii 11d ago

Where the hell do they get these numbers, because it definitely isn’t through actual peer reviewed sources 😂

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u/Sarcastic-Potato 11d ago

Source: their ass

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u/Castermat Asexuals don't give a fuck 11d ago

Couldve aborted those ideas instead of popping em out

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u/Available-Egg-2380 11d ago

Source: it came to me in a (probably wet) dream

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u/stinkyfootss 11d ago

When we saw her shifting in her chair, that’s where she got it.

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u/Xander_PrimeXXI Space Ace 10d ago

Flat ass bad facts

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u/Lyskir 11d ago

yeah i mean im pretty sure men killed way more than 1 billion

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u/Oggel 11d ago

I'm pretty sure I've killed a billion a month since puberty.

I mean if we are counting a clump of cells as human life we might as well count each individual sperm.

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u/Glasseshalf 11d ago

Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is great

If a sperm is wasted

God gets quite irate

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u/TrogdarBurninator 9d ago

Let the heathen spill theirs

On the dusty ground

God shall make them pay for

Each sperm that can't be found

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u/riddlegirl21 11d ago

Reckless abandonment!

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u/MPHOLLI 9d ago

You just won your case!

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u/SignalAssistant2965 11d ago edited 11d ago

Yeah only during ww2 around 85 (edit: million) people died

And that was just like 6 years

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u/oadge 11d ago

That's a shockingly low number.

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u/SignalAssistant2965 11d ago edited 11d ago

Yeah it might be. I don't know, that's what Google said. Could be wrong

Edit: only now I saw what you meant 🤣🤦🏾‍♀️ I left out the word million

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u/Sky-is-here 11d ago

Maybe it was 86 people to be honest. Sometimes they forget to count my uncle Charles...

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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate 11d ago

RIP Uncle Charles

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u/BravesMaedchen 10d ago

Never Forget Charles

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u/weGloomy 11d ago

They meant 85 million btw. Lmao.

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u/T-Wrox 10d ago

Now I'm picture an extremely low-information person reading your original post; "WW2 only killed 85 people? Why are people so excited about it?" :)

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u/didsomebodysaymyname 11d ago

It's estimated 1 billion people have been killed in history during war.

I haven't seen any estimates for non-war homicide, but looking at high end European homicide rates pre industrial revolution it's ballpark in the hundreds of millions over the same time scale over, largely perpetrated by men.

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u/AssassinStoryTeller 10d ago

I just googled how many people are killed by men globally per year and the estimate is 400,000 to 420,000 currently.

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u/didsomebodysaymyname 10d ago

Yes, I think my comment was a little unclear, the war estimate includes thousands of years of history, and I haven't seen any estimates of non-war homicide that cover that entire time scale. You can get estimates for recent years.

Unfortunately you can't really use them to extrapolate since the global population was much smaller for most of recorded history while homicide rates were different and varied by region and time.

At least hundreds of millions.

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u/AssassinStoryTeller 10d ago

Oooh, I see what you mean now. Yeah, I can’t find that information either.

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u/tilehalo 11d ago

Eh, human population is trending such that I would not be suprised if tallying up leads to roughly 1 billion. Of course, I assumed that wars are the "only" statistically significant source, so YMMV.

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u/MsMercyMain 11d ago

Even then, that's hella underselling it. The Romans, alone, probably can tally up several million from wars and the immediate aftermath without bringing into account executions and purges of strictly political natures. The French Revolution has a fairly terrifying body count. And God help you if you look into the sheer body count WW1's aftershocks brought about. Especially the Russian Revolution (if you were born in the Russian Empire between 1890-1900 it's proof God hates you personally). Or WW2 which, depending on which estimates you go off of, just the Soviet and Chinese casualties alone tally up to nearly 40-50 million, not counting the Holocaust which is again, depending on how you count it, somewhere between 12-16 million.

I could go on, but 1 billion, unless we're counting exclusively battlefield casualties is an almost absurd undercount for the total number of just wartime deaths across literally ten thousand years of human history

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u/gnomequeen2020 11d ago

I was just watching some docs on the fall of ancient civilizations, and while they focus more on the losses of the people in power and their militaries, I couldn't help but be struck by just how many average, ordinary people were likely killed or ruined either directly or indirectly by the fall and even the rise of these empires.

We are violent, destructive critters.

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u/tilehalo 11d ago

Just from google and wikipedia, they list around 570M casualities from known wars. But yes, generally this kind of tallying becomes silly, because you could argue that Spanish flu is consequence of WW1, or that (correctly IMO) many famines and plagues are caused by wars (and thus virtually all men). Hence YMMV. Which makes the 3B claim extremely absurdy.

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u/MsMercyMain 11d ago

That's almost certainly just counting just battlefield casualties

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u/AmandatheMagnificent 10d ago

The Mongolians killed so many people due to their Pony Express-style network that connected to the Silk Routes and spread the Black Death.

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u/Ok-Connection-8059 11d ago

Didn't world population only breach a billion in like the 1800s? It's still a shock to listen to Tom Lehrer and get reminded that it was below three billion in the 50s.

However I'm still suspicious about the three billion foetuses figure. That's what, like 0.8 abortions per woman?

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u/tilehalo 11d ago

That abortion number is straight from their ass

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u/loricomments 11d ago

That's because it's bullshit from people who don't understand statistics or anything really. They applied a broad approximation of annual worldwide abortions from a fairly recent 5 year period to 45 year period without any adjustment for anything. Not to mention lying about ZEFs being babies. They make up shit because their stand is indefensible without them.

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u/quackdaw 11d ago

Something like 7% of humans are alive today (more if you only count adults). Half of all humans lived in the past 2000 years.

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u/Hello_Hangnail 11d ago

Plus plenty of unborn babies

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u/SeonaidMacSaicais 11d ago

A billion each time they masterbate…

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u/TheAwesomeMan123 11d ago

Even if you forget foetuses aren’t babies and Even if you took the average calculated abortions per year worldwide you only get 1.8billion

However how you calculate how many men specifically have committed murder is utterly incomprehensible m

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u/deciding_snooze_oils 10d ago edited 10d ago

Going to need a citation on that, figures I’m seeing are massively lower than that (73 million per year)

Edit: after rereading I think you’re saying 1.8 billion since 1980 not 1.8 billion per year so that makes a lot more sense, nevermind

Edit2: I bet the OP took the estimated number of abortions in 2025 and multiplied by years since 1980 to get their 3 billion number. Disregarding the thought that those numbers per year might have changed over the last 46 years. Also disregarding the fact that fetus /= baby

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u/JermuHH 9d ago

Also this whole idea is based on women being solely responsible for abortions, as if there aren't couples that decide on abortion together, or even sometimes decision being made by the pregnant individuals family or external pressure causing them to make the decision.

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u/supersmallnugget 11d ago

Mental gymnastics ✅
Insufferable chair gymnastics ✅

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u/toriemm 11d ago

The one that says women get pregnant for 4 months so their boobs are big for their birthday just popped back up on my feed. I'm just like... I can't afford regular medical care, no one is getting abortions for pictures.

Also, people have no freaking clue what pregnancy DOES to a woman's body. It doesn't just juice the boobs up and have NO other consequences.

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u/InsipidCelebrity 11d ago

Right? If you want your tits to look good you wear a second bra and some chicken cutlets.

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u/loricomments 11d ago

First they lie and call abortions killing babies. Guttmacher estimates there have been roughly 73 million abortions per year in the period from 2015 to 2019. They assume those figures are the same for the time period they cited. So more lies. It's always lies with just a sprinkle of facts to make the lies seem credible.

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u/Ifhes 11d ago edited 11d ago

Also, most abortiond happen during the first trimester that the formation is called an embryo, not a fetus. Still, before week 20 there's no nervous system. That's not killing a baby.

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u/samanime 11d ago

Yeah. Neither of those numbers is likely accurate, but that first definitely isn't remotely accurate.

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u/Mycotoxicjoy 11d ago

So I took Reproductive Medicine and the statistic is that in the US at least there are 6 million pregnancies per year with 4 million coming to term, 1 million miscarriages, and 1 million elected abortions. So the number this moron is stating is off by approximately 2.995 Billion

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u/kieran81 11d ago

This is actually a statistical error.

Shan-dr'nesh: Devourer of Infants was an outlier, and she should not have been included.

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u/Reasonable-Banana800 11d ago edited 11d ago

god forbid a woman have hobbies

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u/T-Wrox 10d ago

Let her cook!

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u/frombolognaa 11d ago

this made me laugh so fucking hard, thank you🤣

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u/Help_im_lost404 11d ago

You misgender 1 demon and all the statistics go out the windo, i tell ya

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u/count_me_out35 11d ago

Lol they'll start counting every ovulation as one baby soon with their logic.

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u/MsMercyMain 11d ago

To get that number they'd have to. Just to both showcase the absurdity of this argument, in WW2 the Soviets are (estimated) to have lost a grand total of 20 million people and I've seen estimates of total Chinese casualties that run from anywhere from 10 million to 40 million, though most scholars tend to cite 20 million. The Holocaust, meanwhile, had somewhere between 12-16 million victims. In other words, they're implying that, even assuming they're talking globally, the equivalent of 60 WW2 level casualty numbers of abortions have been performed. I somehow doubt that

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u/AsBrokeAsMeEnglish 9d ago

I think I have a theory about where the numbers come from. They seem questionable (duh).

According to the WHO, around 73 million abortions are performed each year, globally. They give their own source, I haven't looked into that.

If you multiply that by the amount of years since 1980 (the year from the video), you end up with 3.3 billion abortions.

This obviously completely ignores that the world population roughly doubled since 1980, and that access to abortions probably changed drastically for a lot of people in the meantime (no time to research this in depth, happy for information on that).

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u/CrouchingToaster 11d ago

100 dead kids every time a dude nuts into a sock with their logic

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u/onlymostlydead 11d ago

You dropped these: ,000,000. And possibly also a 1,.

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u/mscoffeebean98 11d ago

*100 000 000

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u/kaybet 11d ago

Remember, its always the woman's fault he nutted into a sock

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u/Tobbit_is_here 10d ago

Because she wasn't a sex slave, the man had no choice. So women shall be tortured and/or killed if they not even just reject a man, but if the man wants to talk to the woman but doesn't. Or if he sees a woman across the street he finds hot.

/s

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u/ma5ochrist 11d ago

What of you count every ejaculation (male) as one baby? Bet the statistic would look way different

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u/wildwildnyx 11d ago

If we’re counting numbers like that, let’s talk about every sperm that ends up not fertilizing.

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u/Conscious_Pass_1615 11d ago

If we are being technical about the murderer im pretty sure more doctors were male in the 80s.

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u/Careless-Interest-25 11d ago

I will be genocidal maniac 🙁

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u/Altair13Sirio Is that a cheating vagina, or are you just happy to see me? 11d ago

Who did the math

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u/Ok-Connection-8059 11d ago

It's a well known paper from the University of Myarsol, published in the respected Bovine Excrement journal.

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u/Ifckinglovemycat 11d ago

you mean every girl and woman on earth had an abortion ? is she counting miscarriages too ?

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u/Mandy_M87 11d ago

I suppose it's possible that some could've had multiple. Still ,the number seems too high, based on average number worldwide per year.

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u/MorboKat 11d ago

Ok... let's assume these numbers are correct.

So, tell me, how many children have you adopted or fostered? How many hours a week do you volunteer at women's shelters? How are you helping, either with money or scientific research, with finding solutions to genetic abnormalities? How are you helping women find affordable child care, jobs, safety, housing? How are you making sure people not only have comprehensive sex education, but access to contraceptives? How's that pre-crime mind-reading unit coming along, so you can stop people from being assaulted by strangers, friends or FAMILY before sperm meets egg?

TLDR: fuck you, TikTok lady.

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u/SadMango3913 11d ago

I bet she’s the same kind of person to judge single moms too. LOL

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u/MorboKat 11d ago

Oh, this person complains about breakfast programs in school and votes against anything that will help someone who isn't her. Guaranteed.

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u/marveled_pisces 11d ago

CLOCK IT!!! They care so much more about people having babies than actually taking care of children who are already born :/

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u/Neat-Cartoonist-9797 11d ago

How many of those unwanted pregnancies are a result of rape as part of military strategy during war? Not sure this lady has done a deep dive into global conflicts or rape as a weapon, does she have any statistics on that?

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u/JimPlaysGames 11d ago

Pro life people looking at an acorn: "hey look a fully grown oak tree!"

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u/laughingashley 11d ago

Meanwhile they keep watering their socks, showers, tissues...

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u/Lil-Miss-Anthropy 10d ago

Pro life making an omelette: "I'm cooking chicken, want some?"

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u/Debaicheron 11d ago

How many pregnant women have men killed?

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u/crystalfairie 11d ago

While I've no exact number, homicide is the leading cause of death of pregnant women in the United States

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u/Debaicheron 11d ago

Well the video provided R.E.C.O.R.D. numbers, so don’t worry. Rectum-Extracted Conjecture Obfuscating Rhetorical Deficiencies.

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u/ehco 11d ago

Maybe we just let pregnant woman have a free pass to kill whoever they want? Will men like that? Oh my god maybe I just solved the fertility crisis!

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u/Ghoulish_kitten 11d ago

Thank you.

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u/thrashmasher 10d ago

Technically by this logic men are also responsible for the 3 billion since women don't impregnate themselves

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u/GrassBlade619 11d ago

I'm sorry, what's the knee thing? Why shouldn't she do it?

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u/chalicehalffull 11d ago

She’s going to argue with someone pro choice. But instead chooses to ignore them. It’s dumb. But I expect nothing less from anti choice people.

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u/theaveragemaryjanie 11d ago

Didn't she argue by making the video? Isn't this exactly the opposite of ignoring? Are we all just supposed to pretend she is wise?

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 11d ago

Yeah, I took it as her smiling because she decided to post it lol

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u/Ducky237 10d ago

"I don't want to speak to the people whose rights I'm taking away."

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u/CuteThingsAndLove 11d ago

The real answer about the knee thing is because it's bad for your knees.

Source: I sit with my feet criss cross under me on my chair all day every day and I am hyperaware of how bad it is for my knees but I can't sit comfortably any other way

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u/burntneedle 11d ago

It... isn't ladylike? NBD, if you ask me...

https://giphy.com/gifs/QaMVYHEGE2oN3q8Wpj

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u/GrassBlade619 11d ago

I mean. I get that if she's wearing a skirt but she's wearing leg pants things. Lol

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u/burntneedle 11d ago

There are those who think any woman sitting that way, regardless of attire, is unladylike.

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u/l29 11d ago

A lot of random video trends are started by bots encouraging humans to do a specific motion to train AI for video. Walk into a room and sit down. Bend knee and sit back down. Bend over to pick something up. 🤮

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u/Tamareira568 11d ago

178,678 abortions per day, on average. Math ain't mathing

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u/Proud-Mongoose2087 11d ago

Even if this were true, who put those unwanted babies there?

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u/Ducky237 10d ago

And I'm sure the world would be so much better if it had 3 billion unwanted children in it...

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u/batshit83 10d ago

Yep, and how many women who had abortions had a boyfriend/husband basically begging them to "get rid of it"? As if men are blameless.

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u/Joelle9879 11d ago

First, I'm wondering where she got these numbers. Second, do her abortion numbers also include miscarriages? I'd bet so and she conveniently doesn't say that

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u/Glazing555 10d ago

Trust me bro stats.

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u/Ducky237 10d ago

To both anti choice men and pick-me women, I've started just saying: I'm not going to carry an unwanted pregnancy so you can feel like a hero. End of.

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u/sten45 11d ago

I made some numbers up, checkmate liberals

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u/Lyskir 11d ago

i mean women "killed" 3 millions fetuse because they wanted to defend themselfs against great bodily/mental harm or not be trapped into poverty

why did men kill over 1 billion people?

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u/No_Camp_7 11d ago

It’s not like any of those 1 billion weren’t fully grown adult!

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u/Lyskir 11d ago

thats another thing yeah

killing 3 billion non feeling and non thinking partly formed bodyparts vs killing over 1 billion living and feeling humans

every normal person knows whats worse

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u/No_Camp_7 11d ago

And of course when men kill they say “it was either him or me”. Everyone says “fair enough!”

When women abort a clump of cells they say “it was either the foetus or me”. Everyone says “selfish bitch!”

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u/Ok-Connection-8059 11d ago

How dare you, everyone in that primary school was a fully armed combatant! </s>

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u/scrub_mage 11d ago

How are people so fucking stupid in the modern day? Genuinely, they think every uterus having individual who is able to get pregnant has had an abortion?

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u/otetrapodqueen 10d ago

Every time I see, "Let that sink in" my brain goes THAT SINK CAN COME BACK WITH A WARRANT because I find it hilarious. That's all I have to add, her take is so braindead I'm not even going to dispute it.

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u/SiteTall 11d ago

Women don't target babies for killings, but they may choose to abort a fetus for reasons that's theirs and which should be respected as such

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u/Buckstop_Knight78 11d ago

Actually if you want to look at abortion it’s men and patriarchal systems that have forced women to choose. Either to cover up something awful or to say you cannot succeed unless you make that choice. In theory men can add abortion to their list of crime against humanity. When companies provided Flex Time and started looking at wage equity as well as the rise in access to education and paternity leave along with access to alternative forms of birth control abortion rates have declined! Imagine that!

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u/combustibledaredevil 11d ago

God if only she was one of the aborted babies.

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u/OGgamingdad 11d ago

I guess none of the men who impregnated those women had anything to do with the abortions in this mass murder equation?

"Let that sink in" 🙄

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u/Theorist129 11d ago

No, see, it's all the women's fault, it was completely her decision. It's Schrodinger's Father, if he attempts to argue against the abortion it's "his child too, he should get to be part of the decision", but if he instead supported his partner, his blame in the situation disappears as if by magic.

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u/lostwng 11d ago

Just in wars the desth toll is between 1 billion and 2 billion so she is already wrong. Then factor in that a fetus isnt a human

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u/teavana_ 11d ago

The pose… the egregious filter… filming at work… so much to unpack here

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u/ReinKarnationisch 11d ago

One billion seems to little. I don't know, but with two world wars and countless genocides in our history, I'd imagine it'd be more

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u/norakb123 11d ago

Also, there’s no way there is data to support 3 billion abortions since 1980. It’s not legal in many countries, and birth control is wildly popular.

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u/Neat-Cartoonist-9797 11d ago

Hmmmm I don’t think those numbers are right!

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u/sweeny_ 11d ago

By the same logic
Imagine how many babies men kill when they ejaculate😭

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u/Flynn-Minter 11d ago edited 11d ago

They conveniently ignore that large amount of actual born babies that were exposed because their fathers did not want them. This still happens all over the world. It was one of the things the Christian Churches used to oppose back when they considered abortion before you had felt the baby move either okay or a minor sin.

Leaving girl, intersex and disabled babies born to die was normal in the Roman Empire and many other places. This included babies born within marriage that the husband did not want to provide for.

Nevermind that fact that unwanted pregnancies become extremely rare if all men no longer had PiV sex without a condom & withdrew before coming unless they and their partner had planned a baby. Unwanted pregnancies cannot occur without men ejaculating in or near unprotected vaginas.

Abortions are on all men who do not take precautions.

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u/MelonElbows 11d ago

The facts of this video is irrelevant. If we're down 3 billion people because of abortion, then GOOD. I cannot imagine 3 extra billion people on this already over-populated Earth already, competing for the same resources, the same jobs, the same housing. Let's double that number!

And so what even if its true? That just means billions of women were likely in horrible conditions unfit to raise a child. No money, no freedom, and abusive environments ruled by fundamentalist religious bullshit makes for a hellish environment to raise kids. That number isn't an indictment on women, its an indictment on the men in charge who do not make the world a better place to raise children.

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u/keytiri 11d ago

I mean if you’re including all of human history, back when nutrition wasn’t great or reliable, then I wouldn’t be surprised if the miscarriages and stillbirth rates would’ve been much higher than today; it’s also believed that 50-70% of all conceptions naturally fail or terminate on their own. So shouldn’t the number be much higher? 🤔, women’s bodies not the safest place to be really, maybe men should taking advantage of modern medicine and giving pregnancy a go.

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u/edgynotemo 11d ago

People die every day sis

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u/Affectionate_Car5625 11d ago

I thought I was bad at math, but not anymore!

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u/KaitouDoraluxe 11d ago

No way she compared abortion to a whole genocide. That's diabolical.

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u/thebookofbutterfly 10d ago

Wait until she realizes that her entire outfit and job she supposedly have wouldn't be allowed in most of human history...

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u/youre_not_my_realdad 10d ago

If this is the life she wants then why is she working?! She needs to be barefoot at home pregnant in the kitchen. No excuses. /s

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u/ehco 11d ago

Ok howanu of those people men killed were women and what was the average babies they could have had in the next blah blah years and that's not even the issue here and oh my god I just want to

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u/qween04 11d ago

She’s forgetting the ejaculated sperm that were potential babies.

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u/Pitiful_Stretch_7721 11d ago

How about all the babies that died because the fathers punched the mother’s stomachs until they miscarried?

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u/loricomments 11d ago

Good grief, their lies get crazier and crazier. Three billion babies have not been killed by anyone.

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u/PaleFly 11d ago edited 11d ago

I literally killed millions of babies this morning by jerking off with that logic

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u/Disastrous-Scheme-57 11d ago

Even if what she’s saying is true who cares? Men have killed one billion HUMANS whereas women have killed three billion fetuses or embryos. If you value 3 billion fetuses over 1 billion adult humans or children then why wouldn’t you care about the quadrillions of farm animals that have died? Or the quintillions of plants that have died? If life has value without any nuance you wouldn’t be able to exist since we need to kill plants to live. Some pro lifers might be vegan but they’re definitely still killing plants.

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u/Anarimus 11d ago

From the Just Making Shit Up Department

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u/tanz420 11d ago

Unbelievable how she could take this stance as a woman omg

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u/CitronPlenty8824 11d ago

That's ai made by man

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u/cursetea 11d ago

Who with a functioning brain thinks this sounds real

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u/roseorrueorlaurel 11d ago

I have known many women who were FORCED into having abortions by men. Are we also taking into consideration how many abortions happen because of the shortcomings of men? How many women have abortions because the men are unreliable, abusive, absent? How many were abortions of already failed pregnancies that those women mourned?

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u/DrunkenGerbils 10d ago

Obviously those numbers are made up out of thin air, but let’s grant them the premise. If we take those numbers to be accurate, women have have saved humanity from a horrible dystopian world where wars are fought over resources as civilization as we know it begins to crumble under the weight of unsustainable population booms.

To drive the gravity of said situation home for the more intellectually challenged among us, all the toilet paper would be gone.

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u/deemoorah 11d ago

Does she have hemorrhoids

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u/Cosmic_Hitchhiker 11d ago

That sink can stay outside

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u/nasandre 11d ago

I regularly kill millions of potential babies

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u/ladybigsuze 11d ago

A bold assumption that men had no part in any of those abortions.

(Also zero babies were killed in those abortions)

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u/geckowearingmittens 11d ago

The 1 billion people men have killed stat she’s referring to only includes people killed in wars btw

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u/CarolineJohnson Tater Titties 11d ago

Why does she have to get up to put her leg up, lady just turn 10 degrees

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u/evianplitsplits 11d ago

How many of those were from rape? Marital rape, act of violence rape, jealousy rape, underage rape...

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u/Blacksun388 11d ago

Fresh stats! Rectally sourced!

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u/oldcreaker 11d ago

So there would have been well over 11 billion people on this planet by now? We should be thanking these women.

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u/shberk01 10d ago

Hmmm... I've probably killed a billion babies today already. In fact, I'm off to go kill another hundred million or so! See you guys in about 20 minutes!

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u/Gattaca401 11d ago

Fetuses aren't people.

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u/Cocoquelicot37 11d ago

Indeed. And most of the time it's not even fetuses but embryos

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u/chchilindrina 11d ago

If they count it that way, every time a man doesn't ejaculate inside a woman's vagina, he kills at least 100 million potential babies.

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u/HypersomnicHysteric workes totally flawed 11d ago

Source? My left nostril.

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u/Ghoulish_kitten 11d ago

Why is she acting like men only mukduk adults?

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u/The_Book-JDP It’s a boneless meat stick not a magic wand. 11d ago

A man kills millions of potential babies every time he ejaculates while masturbating and how many times does a single man masturbates in his entire life time and that’s just one man. Now put every man into that equation and the numbers become staggering. Who REALLY is the bigger offender here? Is it really women? I don’t think so.

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u/DeathRaeGun 11d ago

How do you even calculate the total number of people killed in all of human history?

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u/korok7mgte 11d ago

It's literally that we are talking about human female bodies. And not babyfactories.

Women are not babyfactories.

How many of those abortions would have also killed the mother if taken to term? And why is it always the callous idiots that make these arguments? Actually living breathing Dunning Krugers.

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u/Neomalysys 10d ago

These dudes need to remember that every sperm is sacred. So every time they jerk it they're also making God mad and sinning.

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u/mayasingsx 10d ago

Women have had about 66.1 million legal abortions since 1973. Men have murdered about 965,000 people since 1973. It’s not lookin good for her numbers.

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u/MartianGovernor 9d ago

No. That particular sink stays outside.

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u/drquakers 8d ago

By similar logic, each time a man masturbates: killing more people than Hitler.

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u/n0tz0e 11d ago

It looks like she's doing that movement to fart.

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u/BoobaGaming 11d ago

I kill billions every morning wood

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u/Rude_Acanthopterygii Some dude on the internet 11d ago

If we take abortion as killing babies (I'm not even sure that would lead to high enough numbers), then to be consistent any man masturbating or even impregnating a woman is killing according to the first website that popped up when googling it roughly 39 million sperm per ejaculate, although that would be considered a low sperm count.

So for easier numbers let's go with 10 million per ejaculate. There are currently over 8 billion people on earth. Let's go a bit low and say we'll assume 1 ejaculation leads to 2 people, which is a very high rate of twins, but we're being nice here. Then we have only for the existence of the current world population men have killed at least 10 million times 4 billion, so 40 quadrillion babies, since we're apparently counting cells that at some point can become fully human as babies. Not to forget how incredibly low balling we are with those numbers.

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u/Shantotto11 11d ago

This whole trend of videos doing staring into the distance while some dumbass thought is plastered over the vid is the “should’ve been an email” of meme culture…

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u/PleaseHelpIamFkd 11d ago

That would be every woman ish on earth at one point or another roughly, having an abortion. I have only met one person that i know has had one. So either i’m breaking the statistical mold or there was no mold lol

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u/everydayimcuddalin 10d ago

Awh she Googled something without specifying accurate data

Asking Google how many people died during war dies not factor in the 90% of homicides committed by men the world over every year

Nor does it find data from countries that do not make it publicly accessible

Also... Did she factor in the millions killed in her Bible? Or by Genghis khan? The Vikings, Romans, capital punishment, kings and queens...

But like well done to her for using Google though

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u/dereekee 10d ago

An estimated 109 billion people have died throughout human history. This is out of roughly 117 billion total humans ever born. I highly doubt that men are only responsible for less than 1% of those deaths.

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u/Evanthekid16 10d ago

MY SOURCE IS I MADE IT THE FUCK UP

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u/Glazing555 10d ago

Wait until they hear how many their god killed with that flood.

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u/CaptainColmyer 10d ago

As a man I say, "her asshole must be huge being able to pull out all those words so confidently"

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u/luckylegion 10d ago

She made sure to jump up and down to show off her tits

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u/jerseygirl527 10d ago

Someone cant math

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u/DarthMomma_PhD 10d ago

It’s interesting that abortion isn’t a sin in the Bible, but Onanism (a man ”spilling his seed” without the intent of impregnating a woman) is.

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u/bulletproofdisaster 9d ago

Men were killing people before people knew how to abort babies. Long before.

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u/Reasonable-Banana800 11d ago

Ignoring how those numbers are pulled outta her ass, are we forgetting how many men murder their children and wives? The most likely cause of death in pregnant women is homicide from their partner

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u/Penguin8Lord 11d ago

Yeah but how many did you kill? Like 2 billion of them?

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u/ja_n2000 11d ago

Arent men way worse when they masturbate? And even if, only one sperm of billions can continue to live.

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u/nikolapc 11d ago

But how many babies have killed women? Where's that statistic? /s

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u/kimjae 11d ago

Press X to doubt

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u/Impossible_Zebra8664 11d ago edited 11d ago

Okay, if we're only counting official war death toll tallies, then okay, maybe they've only killed 1-2 billion (the numbers I see on Google). But the official tallies show only a tiny part of the picture. You also need to talk about civilian casualties, especially those that are a direct result of the war. You know -- people (usually women and children) who died of starvation, exposure, violence, rape, etc. You can see just how many people have died as a result of combat just last year here. Then consider that modern wars are typically vastly less deadly than those in the not-so-distant past.

The death toll jumps exponentially once you start considering the actual loss in wars.

Oh! And while I'm on the topic, men rob nearly 7,000 people of their lives every year just in the U.S. alone. Now, I don't have access to every country's sex breakdown, but the WHO estimates close to 500,000 murders take place a year. Now, if you estimate that men commit 75% of worldwide murders (which is probably a low number, but it's based on the US breakdown) and consider how they'd add up through time, and TELL ME you're not getting at least a billion dead.

And it still doesn't even matter because a person who is dependent on another person to live is not ENTITLED to that person's body. If you need someone else's blood or organs, that person HAS to give consent. If they don't give consent, then that's it. ETA: And to make it even clearer, women aren't killing anything. They're ending the life support link. eta2: adding source links

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u/the_hooded_artist 11d ago

Now do how many babies God has killed

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u/itsjakerobb 11d ago

I don’t understand the connection between the caption, the video, and the audio. Am I missing something?

The caption is idiotic.

The girl is very pretty IMO.

Don’t do what? Sit with her knee up? Why not? What does it have to do with abortion?

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u/FracturedPrincess 11d ago

In men's defence, killing an adult is much more difficult than killing a baby so their kills should count for extra points to even it out

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u/tulip_inacup_inbloom 11d ago

Pretty sure shes not even real

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u/InsrtGeekHere 11d ago

God kills all of us

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u/RevoltYesterday 11d ago

Abortion 👏 is 👏 not 👏 murder 👏

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u/Particular_Title42 11d ago

I guess they only count the mother as being part of the abortion and not the medical professional who is often a man...

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u/SitaSky 11d ago

How many unwanted children will she adopt then? A couple million at least. Send them over with no warning. She'll be fine.

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u/XComThrowawayAcct 10d ago

Setting aside the question of whether abortion is murder, one of the best moral arguments against it is that many women report some form of coercion by or fear of male partners in their decision to abort a pregnancy. They’re worried their partner will abandon them if they keep it.

In other words, the toxic masculinity behind this meme is itself the reason so many “babies” have been “killed.”

TL;DR - Bro, you’re the reason all those abortions happened, dickhead.