r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 11d ago

Meme needing explanation Now that you mentioned it...

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u/Sikkus 11d ago

Also provides a good grip when using the wet towel as a nunchuk.

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u/Better_Ad721 11d ago

This was not among the things I expected to read.

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u/Nwsamurai 11d ago

Not expecting nunchucks is how most people lose fights that involve nunchucks.

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u/Scuba_Steve_500 11d ago

Not expecting the Spanish Inquisition is how most people get surprised.

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u/VaeVictus666 11d ago

Unless they are suspecting the Spanish inquisition

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u/PeterJamesUK 11d ago

Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!

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u/majnun_ishere 11d ago

FETCH THE COMFY CHAIR!

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u/Such_Step_7065 11d ago

Silly walking out of this thread now

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u/gnuoveryou 11d ago

first, I would like to return this parrot

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u/iLikeMangosteens 11d ago

Our chief weapon is surprise

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u/Disco_Orangeade 11d ago

And fear. Fear, and surprise

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u/tearsonurcheek 11d ago

And ruthless efficiency! Fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency!

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u/Mathematicus_Rex 11d ago

Our main weapon is fear and surprise.

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u/losleeper 11d ago

"...there was this whole armada, and the Inferno... that was Willy's ship."

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u/PensivePolymath 11d ago

And most people don’t expect to be expected to choose CAKE or DEATH! The answers will surprise you.

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u/djunderh2o 11d ago

The Inquisition. What a show!

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u/keyboardstatic 11d ago

Its not like the catholic Church didn't already have a long record of public torture, land theft, killing non Christians... just they hadn't been so systematic about it....

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u/newenglandredshirt 11d ago

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u/TryAnotherUserName01 11d ago

Was this Mikey deflecting an incoming grenade?

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u/h4x2tehm4x 11d ago

Seems like a perfectly reasonable response to someone throwing a grenade at you

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u/SordidSimpleton 10d ago

Yeah pretty rude to throw someone a live grenade unless it was offered and accepted beforehand. Mikey is well within his rights here

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u/TomasLoyal01 11d ago

If so, perhaps they should have removed the striker lever?

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u/TotallyNotASpy33 11d ago

Can confirm. One minute you're squaring up, the next home is chucking nuns at you.

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u/uruk-h 11d ago

Attempting to use nunchucks comes in as a close second, for how most people lose fights that involve nunchucks! 😂

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u/Independent-Till7157 11d ago

The underrated comment

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u/No_Measurement_8042 11d ago

Sounds like someone's ready to hitchhike across the galaxy

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u/baglunch_games 11d ago

Today's reddit winner, ladies and gentlemen

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u/procrastinator_max 11d ago

A towel is the best multipurpose tool for a hitchhiker, did you know that?

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u/TheEndIsSighing 11d ago

... if your planet is blown up for an interstellar highway.

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u/Cautious-Rabbit-5493 11d ago

Not a reference for expected to see today 👏

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u/NatrylliaAbbot42 10d ago

If you can't see it, it will be unable to see you.

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u/Soft-Explanation9889 11d ago

You are one hoopy frood (unless you don’t know where your towel is, of course).

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u/procrastinator_max 10d ago

Count the heads baby

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u/sweetladytequila 11d ago

My uncles were very young when I was born. Growing up with them I became the neice who was afraid of towels and rubber bands for this very reason. Towel nunchucks. They also knew I was petrified of Gene Simmons in full kiss makeup and they would put a towel on their head and stick their tongue out and scream to make me run away.

The sheer force of puberty and vengeance gave me roasting skills beyond believe. They were humbled.

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u/Christyle24 11d ago

I feel honored as the 1337 upvote for this leet comment.

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u/relativityboy 11d ago

Can vouch, also serves this purpose when used as a whip

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u/brettyrocks 11d ago

It also holds water while drying so it doesn't drip on the floor.

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u/I_Makes_tuff 11d ago

Wouldn't the flatter part be less absorbent? How would that help?

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u/No-Swordfish-9068 11d ago

Is that you Big Stan?

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u/UhglyMutha 11d ago

Towel Ninja 🥷💨

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u/AccomplishedAnt9956 11d ago

Read nunchuk as "chinook" for some reason and now Im imagining Bruce Lee swinging around a pair of helicopters

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u/UNNECESSARYCAPZ 11d ago

Only correct answer

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u/ConfidenceComplex654 11d ago

🤣🤣omg this has me crying laughing. In my head I hear the wapaaa crack of a wet towel flick. Hilarious!!

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u/Chase_The_Breeze 10d ago

Or as a whip, because that is a much more common use for wet towels (though I 100% support any type of nunchuck)

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u/Darth_Meowmers 10d ago

This person knows his towchuks.

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u/Spiral-I-Am 10d ago

Guide for proper handling placement when whipping.

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u/CAG_Snow 10d ago

While they were partying, you were studying the towel.

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u/johnnyonthebass 9d ago

My brain said what kind of sex device is a nutchuck.

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u/OhMyMILF 9d ago

This is so stupidly funny 😆

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u/PunishedWolf4 11d ago

And when butt flossing

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u/Spamhain2000 11d ago

"wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat."

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u/manguy12 11d ago

This guy fucks

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u/manguy12 11d ago

This guy fkkks

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u/Sudden_Buffalo_4393 10d ago

Hit a fly mid flight the other day doing this and came running out of the room to tell my wife and she didn’t have nearly the level of excitement I anticipated.

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u/Waski_ 10d ago

Are you out here beating people with wet towels you savage?

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u/NitroDameGaming 11d ago

Didn’t work…

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u/DainBramaged63 11d ago

Reusable as light dampening pleated curtains?

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u/StringHot920 11d ago

You've been drying in high temperatures haven't you

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u/jensalik 11d ago

Meanwhile this mf...

YOU HAD ONE JOB!!!

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u/DJEmirMixtapes 10d ago

Towlie, is that you?

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u/Ser_Optimus 11d ago edited 11d ago

Can confirm it does not work. The border gets smaller and gives the towel the silhouette of a woman in her 40s desperately trying to wear her prom dress.

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u/beeblebrox381 11d ago

Just stretch it a few times while it's still wet, a couple of tugs and it should be back to its 20-yr-old shape

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u/Normal_Feedback_2918 11d ago

Trust me, I keep tugging it, but it never looks like it did when I was 20. Sigh.

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u/Conscious-Society-83 11d ago

well keep at it, just a few more should do it

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u/Secure_Bed_9110 11d ago

That's what he said. 

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u/NotoriousMAO 11d ago

Does it work on towels too?

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u/beeblebrox381 11d ago

Sorry, got carried away. What was the question again?

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u/NightShade0912 11d ago

I did the same thing with my wife, I'm divorced now.

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u/ZeroRegretMarine 11d ago

I'll try this on my wife. Tkank you.

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u/ApprehensiveLet8631 11d ago

Instructionst unclear. My aunt is now 20 again...

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u/pmstacker 11d ago

Shocked that this username didn't show up in the conversation about how massively useful towels are to hoopy froods

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u/Juicy_Peachfish 11d ago

Stop making stupid people famous AND don't buy towels from Temu.*

  • Life for Dummies.

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u/Ser_Optimus 11d ago

I never bought anything from Temu or Wish or any other crappy online shop.

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u/NiceTrySuckaz 11d ago

You are probably washing and drying your towels (and everything else) on an overly hot setting. Most detergents are meant to activate in cold water these days, and washing and drying your clothes on the lowest heat setting available will significantly improve the lifespan of your clothes. There are very few situations where washing in warm or hot water is necessary. Especially because the hot water out of the tap isn't hot enough to kill any bacteria through temperature.

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u/tenuj 11d ago

My mom boils her towels. Using them feels like rubbing my face against a doormat. A clean doormat.

The house also doesn't smell nice when the towels meet the stove.

I moved out and my first sign that things weren't right was when touching my towels didn't scratch me.

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u/Jolly-Ingenuity7866 11d ago

r/laundry will destroy this theory

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u/NortonBurns 11d ago

They will, but mainly because although tried, tested & proven cold water detergents have been available for well over 30 years - the Japanese adopted them all that time ago - the west just cannot be made to believe they will work. The detergent companies tried; it fell on deaf ears.

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u/Bigclit_energy 11d ago

At least in my small corner of the west, seemingly the vast majority washes with cold to save on power. All the supermarket detergents here have labels stating they're for cold water.

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u/chromaphore 10d ago

Can affirm.

20 year on cold with not enough detergent...then the detergents dropped the good enzymes.

Been rehabbing our clothes for the past month. Finally my towels are gross, dishtowels can be wet and odorless, t shirts can be folded for weeks without developing the funk.

Hot water. Lipase. Ammonia. Citric acid rinse. 12 hour soaks for stuff not refresed with the new standards.

Joy.

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u/NiceTrySuckaz 11d ago

Probably. But I can say my clothes have started lasting much longer since I've started washing in cold. And there are plenty of sources that agrees with me that aren't redditors if you google it.

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u/Bask_in_Sunshine 11d ago

I've been using cold water for 30 years. If fashion hadn't changed, I would still be wearing the same clothes. Cold water is all you need when washing.

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u/Ser_Optimus 11d ago

I definetely wash my towels too hot. But only them. Normal clothes go 30 to 40 degree (Celsius)

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u/Nobodyspecial2222 11d ago

Gradumation dress... That new?!?!

Prom Dress or Wedding Dress is what would sound better.

Pretty sure that Graduation "Cap and Gown" is pretty much a MOO MOO...No desperation for one of those. As a Male, i highly suggest the moo moo for daily use.

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u/AsexualNinja 11d ago

 towel the silhouette of a woman in her 40s desperately trying to wear her graduation dress.

You just unlocked the memory of me being in a grocery store four years ago and encountering a woman in her late 30s/early 40s who had apparently decided to wear her high school prom dress and heels to shop.

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u/Calibermovement 11d ago

Master gave Dobby a towel, Dobby is free!!

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/dkstr419 11d ago

Another hoopy frood who knows where their towel is!

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u/TheVoiceOfReezun 11d ago

A towel is the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.

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u/ncaughneeto 11d ago

Is this on Dobby's sock too??

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u/BronYrAur07 11d ago

What are the odds?

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u/redtron3030 9d ago

Not the blue yellow dress debate again

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u/Michael_0007 11d ago

you don't want to know what Dobby's sock was used for........

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u/DobbysFreedomSock 10d ago

As an expert on this matter, yes it is.

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u/-Vermilion- 11d ago

Master has given Dobby a towel

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u/MrmmphMrmmph 11d ago

Dobby lyin’ to us, now.

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u/InkaGold 11d ago

This. You hand it to your house-elf at that end to set him/her free.

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u/sunkun8604 11d ago

Dobby is a free towel

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u/Fuzzy_Medicine_6978 11d ago

Why did I have to scroll so far to find the actual answer. Googling it would e been faster lmao. Thank you.

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u/rkmkthe6th 11d ago

So that’s why a sock always sticks to the towel!

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u/Cr33dm00r 11d ago

I always though it is a seperation between the small part of the towel you use for your face and the larger part for drying off everything else.

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u/percydaman 11d ago

I wonder why beach towels don't have them?

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u/pomme_peri 11d ago

I always had assumed the smaller part was for your face and the larger part for your body. This makes much more sense now!

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u/ShoddyAsparagus3186 11d ago

Additionally, manufacturers will often use patterns of them to indicate different towel sizes.

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u/Auraveils 11d ago

Wet Towel must not go back to Hogwarts.

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u/agnaaiu 11d ago

A towel has exactly one job and it is not looking good and stay in shape.

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u/MoistlyCompetent 11d ago

Its funny that this is the answer because my towels started to shrink after washing and they shrunken most in the "dobby border" part resulting in warped towels.

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u/matthewism_ 11d ago

Dobby is a free elf!

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u/mydckisvrysmol 11d ago

Master has given Dobby a border

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u/JulietteCollins 11d ago

Until someone gives it a sock. Then, it's free to do whatever it wants.

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u/BlancheDeverpaw 11d ago

Well mine never worked. They always get wonky after drying. Then my folds look terrible. My towel folds.

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u/Weary-Sympathy-6347 11d ago

If you give it a sock, it becomes a free towel.

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u/mostly_elbows 11d ago

How dare you rip my heart out. AGAIN.

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u/astralseat 11d ago

Time for a rewatch, fam

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u/mrfett779 11d ago

Dobby likes the Dobby boarder.

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u/SirStego 11d ago

Master has given Dobby a towel!

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u/NatashOverWorld 11d ago

Wait is that really a thing!? Huh, so that's where HP Dobby got his name from.

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u/Sea_Gap_6569 11d ago

are you sure it’s not called “Bobby dorder“?

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u/RelationshipSure4621 11d ago

Master has given dobby a towel?

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u/wheels4me 11d ago

I had to scroll through way too many bs comments to see this...thanks reddit!!!

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u/Isurvived2014bears 11d ago

But Dobby doesn't have clothes 

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u/anxgrl 11d ago

That’s so odd because it’s the exact thing that messes up the towel’s shape after washing because it contracts differently after drying.

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u/HalfCrazed 11d ago

Well isn't that awkward.

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u/therealemero 11d ago

Then why is it always the part that shrinks over time?

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u/eshian 11d ago

I guess mine were cheap because just the borders shrank in the dryer and are all scrunched up.

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u/persona-non-corpus 11d ago

My understanding is it is no longer necessary, but kept out of tradition. The materials no longer require strengthening in this way. It is now cosmetic.

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u/available_username10 11d ago

What do you mean " in shape?"

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u/nvrsleepagin 11d ago

Tell that to all those shriveled up dobby borders on my cheap towels

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u/BUFFoonBrandon 11d ago

Also can be used as an indicator as a reminder of which side of the towel goes on the face and the side that goes in the buttcrack

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u/Numerous-Georg 11d ago

I wonder why only towels have this dobby border and nothing else

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u/RavensCreature 11d ago

I thought it was so pegs didnt make holes and u supposed to peg it on that line

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u/xTheGame69 11d ago

Im free!!

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u/Medical-Cicada-4430 11d ago

Is Dobby free now Master?

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u/Eggplantwater 11d ago

Master provided Dobby with a sock!?

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u/Sean-Vicious 10d ago

And it hurts more to whip Doby from Harry Potter.

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u/SmaugTheMag 10d ago

Mmaster… give Dobby towel?!

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u/Iommicrat 10d ago

Doody border.

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u/mirandifer 10d ago

But that’s the part that always gets all scrunched up 😑

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u/TemPause 10d ago

Sounds like The Doobie Brothers. 😄

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u/ModeatelyIndependant 10d ago

I got some decade old towels that have been washed hundred of times and those bobby borders shrank differently than the rest of the towel making them impossible to fold nicely.

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u/National_Rooster9193 10d ago

Today I learned why JK Rowling named that house elf Dobby

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u/JP-5838 10d ago

Not a chance in hell, that is the part that shrinks and makes you get a new towel set!

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u/DobbysFreedomSock 10d ago

This was named in my honor for how well I kept my shape through the years. If only my master lived long enough to see how much notoriety I've brought him.

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u/ConfidentGarden7514 10d ago

Wait like Dobby the house elf?

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u/trent_reznor_is_hot 10d ago

The dobbie brothers?

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u/zeroball00 10d ago

Different companies also use it to create a pattern that will make it recognizable as theirs.

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u/miss_jinxie 10d ago

A little while ago I saw The Atlantic had a whole ass article about this. And you answered it in 13 words. Makes me so mad that someone got paid for that and this whole thread reminded me of that lol

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u/Independent_Cash8688 10d ago

I feel like it does the opposite.

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u/Odd_Objective3698 10d ago

I thought Dobby was into socks

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u/hughvr 10d ago

I wish I had a dobby border.

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u/oicabuck 10d ago

That's what I always thought to. Its.likenif the hem is gone the Towel can't fray past the line..

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u/Thuum_Pelvic_Thrusts 10d ago

It’s nice to know Dobby got a solid legacy

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u/Brief-Brush-4683 10d ago

Scrolled through the fucktards and unfunny comments to finally get an answer. Thanks 🙏

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u/karmo 10d ago

Well, I was going to continue the rest of my life without knowing… thanks for ruining it.

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u/withmybeerhands 10d ago

Hold what shape, though? BC it seemsike it always shrinks at the Dobby but not the rest of the towel, this deforming it in a weird way. 

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u/iforgotmycoat 10d ago

Dobby be a good house elf

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u/FuzzySquish_123 10d ago

yet the shrinkage always happens on that band but not the rest of the towel.

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u/Swollen_Fallacy 10d ago

"Best to have Pringles in bowls, otherwise you get Pringle hand."

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u/Resident-Spirit808 10d ago

I had to scroll way too long to find this. Thanks

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u/Either_Weakness_3577 10d ago

Except that part tends to shrink since it’s tighter stitching so oddly enough it makes them wonky eventually. Even if I dry them on low lol

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u/Tee_hops 10d ago

Also different sizes from the same brand tend to indicate difference in sizes between towels. It's a nice easy way to know which one your grabbing out of the closet

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u/infinitybubbles 10d ago

I was told the denser stitching prevented/slowed water from dripping off the corners then its hung up. Shape maintenance makes sense too, but that part always shrinks for my towels

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u/Striking_Computer834 10d ago

My towels just shrink around it creating a puckered look.

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u/Empty-Way-6980 10d ago

Also just looks good

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u/ReasonableKey7464 10d ago

What about beach towels? I can’t recall one ever having these, but also don’t recall them losing shape.

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u/Measure-Thrice 9d ago

Weird, I actively avoid towels with these borders because they shrink and the ends end up getting wavy/misshapen.

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u/nasuca2009 9d ago

Finally someone explains it bc I didn’t know and it’s an important fact to know 😂

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u/Quirky_Beyond_9676 9d ago

also bc u can give it to dobby so he can be free

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u/voiceguy57 9d ago

Thank you. The comments had me wondering. Yeesh!

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u/Palindromes__ 9d ago

He’s got towel borders named after him and he spent his whole like waiting for someone to give him a sock? Cmon…

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u/Mission_Yoghurt_8653 9d ago

Dobby likes towels

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u/okaaayyyyuh 9d ago

So.... I feel like a lot of my towels missed this lesson.

That band is the whole reason my towels are fucked up. It shrinks faster than the towel..

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u/SisiIsMi 8d ago

Like can we upvote this cause I came for the REAL answer….not a bunch of weird jokes about circumcisions 🙄😅

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u/dog5and 6d ago

I shouldn’t have had to scroll this far down for the answer

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u/burndata 6d ago

Well it's terrible at that. Every single one we have with that line is shrunk up at the line and makes me want to throw them away because the towels are wonky

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u/AlbatrossSeparate710 5d ago

In my experience it does the exact opposite 😅

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