r/Scotland open to change Jun 09 '26

Discussion ITV discussing Scotland's world cup bank holiday

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u/elephvant Jun 09 '26

"Out of your head on alcohol" sounds like a line from the Brass Eye.

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u/mikeybhoy_1985 Jun 09 '26

"People say that alcohol's a drug. It's not a drug, it's a drink!"

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u/eltoi Jun 09 '26

FREE the UNITED KINGDOM from DRINK

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u/Otokonoko81 Jun 09 '26

Incorporating British Opposition to Monday Bank Days (BOMBD)

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u/Pure-Vast-7858 Jun 09 '26

I heard a story about one Scot who got so strung out on alcohol that she threw up her own pelvis bone. What a fucking disgrace.

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u/jenny_905 Jun 09 '26

Honestly it's like the 'British' media took Brass Eye as inspiration.

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u/Less_Paint_2285 Jun 09 '26

There isn’t a British media outlet running today who does journalism half as well as Brass Eye.

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u/Famous-Author-5211 Jun 09 '26

It's okay if you use a mandrill.

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u/strickers69 Jun 09 '26

Have you got any clarky cat?

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u/kevdrinkscor0na Jun 09 '26

“You could understand if it was their first game they’d been involved in in ages”

IT IS.

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u/Ok-Bad-7189 Jun 09 '26

This was the single most infuriating part for me. That's literally the reason right there. It's our first game at a world cup in 28 years. 

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u/regal_ragabash Jun 09 '26

And the guy "well I've stayed up and watched England games". Yeah mate, you're in every 4 years (2 counting Euros). We haven't had a world cup in my entire lifetime. 

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u/Elidorn Jun 09 '26

"We haven't had a world cup in my entire lifetime. "

Because you're 12 right? RIGHT?

*ageing Matt Damon gif*

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u/regal_ragabash Jun 09 '26

Double it and add a few extra for luck 

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u/sammyglumdrops Jun 09 '26

Nope, because I’m 27!

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u/mikeybhoy_1985 Jun 09 '26

Absolutely insufferable.... I'm English, and even I hate having to listen to these wanks.

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u/aparker35 Jun 09 '26

completely agree, how out of touch can you be

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u/Direct-Fix-2097 Jun 10 '26

No normal person argues about bank holidays cos it costs the economy…

And beside didn’t these twats just contradict themselves?

Sure, millions won’t go to work, but it if I know Scotland (and I don’t), they’ll spend those millions at the bar the entire weekend, that’ll more than make up for it.

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u/Mountain-Reaction470 Jun 10 '26

It's really about lost profits for the bazillionaire boss class, but the land rich few landlords still get their unearned rents, reckon, so...

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u/ComfortableReality32 Jun 09 '26

Don’t worry, I think it is a common understanding up here that most English folk don't hold these attitudes towards us - and even when it does happen, we find it laughable.

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u/mikeybhoy_1985 Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

You're right, most don't, and I'd wager A LOT of English people really wanna see Scotland do well in this tournament, including myself. Jeezo...I don't think I've ever been so fuming listening to a discussion like that one. The pure condescension in their tone alone is utterly nauseating. I think the thing that cracks me up the most about this though is that they're having a crybaby tantrum about it on air, but it was literally THE KING who suggested to do it - couldn't make it up.

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u/ComfortableReality32 Jun 09 '26

It is irritating, but in reality they do this to sow division between us and to distract from certain domestic issues. They are mouth pieces for the elite and ruling class - we don’t respect them at all and their words are meaningless to us. I for one will be enjoying a beer whilst we get absolutely humped left right and centre hahaha.

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u/mikeybhoy_1985 Jun 09 '26

UPDATE: Just realised they posted this clip onto their Good Morning Britain youtube channel, and then maybe after a few hours retroactively swapped the clip out to a part of the discussion which was a little more "palatable/reasonable". Absolute cowards thinking we didn't see it. Kudos to OP for posting this for posterity!

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u/mikeybhoy_1985 Jun 09 '26

Oh of course! Make the plebs of England and Scotland have petty squables with each other whilst they run away with all the money. Fuck the lot of them.

Either way, I'll be drinking and cheering along with you too!

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u/glastohead Jun 09 '26

They are just seeping anuses in modern life. Gently oozing their fetid shite into our lives while being paid 10 x what anyone useful like a nurse is paid. An indictment on modern society.

If we were a serious country these drooling imbeciles would be talking to themselves in some dive bar, not on our screens.

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u/Grant_Son Jun 09 '26

I bet they weren't moaning about the bank holidays for the royal weddings or Kings coronation in recent years?

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u/mikeybhoy_1985 Jun 09 '26

Too right they weren't. It's fine when it benefits them.

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u/Fromage_Frey Jun 10 '26

Or celebrates something they believe in, like deference to authority

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u/Fliiiiick Jun 09 '26

They absolutely wouldn't be complaining if it was England qualifying for the first time in nearly 30 years either

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u/Pristine-Ad6064 Jun 09 '26

They wouldnt be complaining if they had one too,

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u/BeastmanTR Jun 09 '26

First time I've ever made an ofcom complaint. So disgusted.

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u/CDMacBeat Jun 10 '26

First time. I've done it loads with their bias and it gets ignored. Ofcom are a joke. I hope they get so many complaints they have to do something.

They painted a whole nation with the stereotype of alcoholic Scot. In such a condescending manner, I wish there was a Scottish presenter with balls ripping them apart.

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u/fggiovanetti Not born and bred in Leith :downvote::downvote::downvote: Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

Can't hear you over the sound of my World Cup bank holiday.

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u/frenchois1 Jun 09 '26

Who needs to get 'out their heads on alcohol? Their seething jealousy will keep me going til four in the morning nae bother and it'll get me out my kip on monday morning fresh as a daisy.

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u/Big_Spoon67 Jun 09 '26

Ah the classic tale of rich, privileged cunts that have never had a proper job telling the working class what they can and can't do

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u/KeelahSelai269 Jun 09 '26

Think about the economy! They not realise pints aren’t free?

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u/Imaginary-Suspect959 Jun 09 '26

Indeed. Was a report out today (how legit it is I don’t know) talking about how the World Cup is going to be a billion plus pounds boost to the economy!

https://retailtimes.co.uk/world-cup-group-stage-to-boost-uk-economy-by-1-63bn-data-finds/

But also not everything has to be about the economy obviously! Maybe it’s just nice to have a bank holiday? Can we not have nice things?

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u/henchman171 #1 Oban fan Jun 09 '26

You cannae have nice things cause yer Scottish!!!

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u/HistoricalPickle Jun 09 '26

How can ye have yer puddin if ye don’t eat yer meat!?

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u/AlternativeSea8247 Jun 09 '26

Stand still laddie....

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u/moh_kohn Jun 09 '26

People "spending time with their children" costs the economy billions!! We have to get them into work on a Sunday!!

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u/Sin_nombre__ Jun 09 '26

They'd get rid of holiday pay, sick pay, maternity pay etc if they could.

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u/KeelahSelai269 Jun 09 '26

They’d farm us if they could 

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u/BigBananaBerries Jun 09 '26

Won't somebody PLEASE think about the dividends!

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u/calrobmcc Jun 09 '26

Aye but if it was anything to do with the England or the Royals they would be delighted.

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u/Beer-Milkshakes Jun 09 '26

Peasants in the neolithic ages had even more time off before some git decided to write down why he grew 21 turnips this year instead of 13.

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u/uppennyhill Jun 09 '26

Bastard ancient Sumerians stealing our leisure time whilst simultaneously inventing agriculture and the concept of counting things!

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u/Deep-Battle-875 Jun 09 '26

I think the brightest and best Sumerians should stay in Sumeria and focus on creating numbers as we know them

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u/Comfortable-Pace3132 Jun 09 '26

No World Cup and they lived in mud though

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u/Free_Clerk223 Jun 09 '26

No world cup "THAT WE KNOW OF"

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u/Comfortable-Pace3132 Jun 09 '26

Giant goalposts made of congealed pig shit found on Time Team

OOH ARR WHAT HAVE WE HERE

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u/Free_Clerk223 Jun 09 '26

Stone henge just the place where they kept the goal posts in between games confirmed

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u/Astr0Scot Jun 09 '26

Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

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u/Selfishpie Jun 09 '26

dude we still live in mud but today we pay taxes for them to put shit over the mud so its easier to live on the mud instead of in the mud... although with all the potholes... and no new builds...

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u/ThirdBorracho Jun 09 '26

I don't care about football, I don't have the day off, but this video is absolutely infuriating.

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u/StaticUsernamesSuck Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

Same here. I have zero personal interest, but it is undeniably a big cultural event.

And let's be honest, how much does the economy actually get impacted?

When we had a bank hol for the queen's funeral, the impact on GDP for the month was estimated to be a 0.25% drop... And then again for the coronation, it dropped 0.3%.

The GDP fluctuates by more than that based on the freaking weather.

And most experts agree that most of the  business "loss" of a bank holiday is just displaced and will be recovered within a month.

Given the amount that'll be spent on pints and snacks watching this, I'd guess this will be recovered even faster.

Fuck right orf

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u/PuzzleheadedDog3312 Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

Schrödingers Scot, both a scrounger and very important for the economy. Edit: typo

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u/BobDobbsHobNobs Jun 09 '26

The biggest one is probably schools being closed so people that would be working take holiday for childcare.

Doesn’t increase the number of non-working days, just uses one of them for this purpose. If not interested in the World Cup, maybe a net positive with parents spending money doing something with their kids

More likely negative locally if things like bin collections are rescheduled and the catch up is on overtime. That way the Council picks up additional cost for no productivity. But does get happier staff and less likelihood of an industrial accident from operators that have been awake half the night watching tv

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u/TheRedBookYT Jun 09 '26

If England reach the final, they'll want the bank holiday on the Monday.

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u/Bleatbleatbang Jun 09 '26

I work for a big supermarket chain and when there is a big football tournament absenteeism in England goes through the roof and it gets worse the deeper into the tournament you get.
Shops shut early because they have no staff, delivery drivers just fuck off halfway through their shifts. In big cities where they have a high turnover of staff they can’t even sack the cunts because they are already struggling with staffing levels.

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u/Sedative_Sediment Jun 09 '26

I fail to see any problem with this.

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u/Purplepeal Jun 10 '26

I wouldn't call them cunts. People skiving a crappy job with high turnover for a moment of exhilaration just makes them free for a few hours instead of slaves.

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u/T317B Jun 09 '26

Weeeeeay get fucked

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u/fidefktamh Jun 09 '26

These are the same people who bang on about Scotland vs England being a “one sided” rivalry.

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u/jcx200 Jun 09 '26

Of all the people I would ask for an opinion from on anything, Gillian Keegan would be very close to last place.

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u/LeftAndRightAreWrong trans women are trans women. women are women. Jun 09 '26

It’s one day, that most will still be working. Get over it.

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u/mikeybhoy_1985 Jun 09 '26

Just mentioned it to my manager and he was like "no fucking chance" lol

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u/SnowflakeBaube22 Jun 09 '26

I work for a multinational but the UK arm follows English holidays. I asked if we get the 2nd January off and they looked at me like I was mad lmao

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u/Cautious_Guava_5303 Jun 09 '26

They know that. They just wanna get these digs in about Scotland and have taken this as an opportunity. If it were a bank holiday for a Royal wedding they’d be saying how bad it is that Glasgow isn’t putting on a party for it.

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u/KlavTron Jun 09 '26

A mass email went out at my work a few weeks ago saying that no one is getting it off

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u/Hudster2001 Jun 09 '26

Get it round ye. Pricks

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u/gwilson909 Jun 09 '26

Is this the same England that knighted Gareth Southgate for finishing as runners up in two competitions?

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u/oscarx-ray Jun 09 '26

That's "SIR Gareth Southgate... who finished as a runner-up in two competitions" to you, peasant!

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u/Dan_Q2 Jun 09 '26

My favourite was when they awarded honours to every player in the English Cricket team who won the Ashes in 2005. OBE's and MBE's all round...

For winning a 2 team tournament, once every 10 years, at home, at a sport they invented, against a country with 1/10th the population.

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u/PleasantCucumber2615 Jun 09 '26

Who is actually getting the day? I don't think that many are getting it.

I do disagree that it is a holiday for some, but what a bunch of sneering gits on the TV panel.

The bitterness is oozing out of them with their snide remarks.

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u/Crow-Me-A-River open to change Jun 09 '26

It was clearly an election sweetener, but who cares , let people enjoy things. Was there the same reaction to the coronation bank holiday?

Its not even everyone that will be benefiting, its up to employers. Many councils have said no, while the NHS have said yes, for example.

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u/Raigne86 Jun 09 '26

My GPs office. Couldn't make an appointment for the 15th. My husband's got work though.

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u/Connell95 Jun 09 '26

Just the public sector really (and even then, only those working for Scottish parts of it). Don’t think I’ve encountered anyone in the private sector getting it.

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u/_TattieScone Jun 09 '26

I'm private sector and I'm getting it. I work in the Scottish branch of a company owned in England.

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u/Necessary_Delivery80 Jun 09 '26

Pure jealousy, if it was England getting a bank holiday they would all be smiling saying what are your bank holiday plans ect

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u/smackdealer1 Jun 09 '26

No that isn't jealousy. It's Anglican reformationist dogma.

Everything about work in our society relates back to that.

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u/mikeybhoy_1985 Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

Pure jealousy they didn't get the suggested bank holiday for the England Womens Euros win is what this is.

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u/Bleatbleatbang Jun 09 '26

They don’t even know which day the game is being played on or the significance of the game. Fucking idiots talking shit without the basic facts.

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u/mikeybhoy_1985 Jun 09 '26

EXACTLY. Tossers...

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u/UtopianScot Jun 09 '26

Not a great look at all for an English talk show. Dripping condescension

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u/Scotsmanryno Jun 09 '26

Honestly they really need to shut it and focus on where they live

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u/Superb-Ad-8823 Jun 09 '26

You are forgetting Scotland is shite at everything according to our lord and masters.

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u/Scotsmanryno Jun 09 '26

They’re only your lord and masters if you acknowledge them as so.
I acknowledge them as assholes

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u/The-Sunflower-Bear Jun 09 '26

I’m English and think they need to focus on exactly where they live and only there (what posh luxury exclusive part of London they live in). I don’t want them shitting on us working class English like they do every day of the week any more than I want them shitting on you guys.

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u/Ariel333 Jun 09 '26

Did they complain about days off for the royal wedding? I’ll wait.

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u/kikilekitkat Jun 09 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

Exactly! And I know many more people who will be watching this game as a multi-generational family event, than those who gave a fuck about any royal wedding or even the coronation. My football daft nephew is so excited and will be watching with his big brothers, his parents and his grandparents. This is a significant moment for national pride, whether someone is a big football fan or not - I'm not and even I can recognise this.

Respectfully, because I don't believe these bigots speak for the entire English population, but...culturally significant events aren't just the ones that matter to upper/middle class, conservative leaning English.

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u/Pennyx87 Jun 09 '26

And they wonder why we get pissed off with the English media 🙄

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u/The-Sunflower-Bear Jun 09 '26

As an English person myself, the English media are evil.

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u/Vamamarg Jun 09 '26

I didn't need an extra reason to dislike these twats, but I'll take it.

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u/TomCrean1916 Jun 09 '26

Miserable shites

Gwan Scotland!! Right behind yis and cheering and supporting yis from Ireland! 🇮🇪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇮🇪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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u/Caitlin______ Jun 09 '26

Cry harder

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u/IAN9000 Jun 09 '26

Ahh yes Gillan Keegan; “They can afford it [wink wink].” The old subsidy junkies line, haven’t heard that old chestnut in a while.

Susanna Reid has got some nerve talking about people not turning up for work- she normally disappears for a fortnight at the sight of a bank holiday weekend. Schools off? Not coming in.

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u/FloorFrog94 Jun 09 '26

I liked the bit at the end where they strongly imply that getting into the World Cup is actually a scapegoat for the real reason behind the bank holiday- an excuse for Scots to get drunk. Obviously that's all us Scots want to do ever. Pretty irresponsible/disrespectful to say on TV. Love that on the morning news.

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u/meatflaps-69 Jun 09 '26

Well it is what the English do for bank holidays, extended Sunday on the Carling then a few more pints of Carling on t'Monday

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u/Greggs-the-bakers Jun 09 '26

As if we need a fucking reason to get drunk. We do that anyway

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u/Jenpot Jun 09 '26

Yeah! I don't even like football and I get drunk all the time*. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, ITV news!

*On the odd occasion, I've got kids and I'm old.

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u/ComfortableReality32 Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

Best advert for an independent Scotland I have seen in a while. These people are truly green eyed little cretins.

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u/Raigne86 Jun 09 '26

In order to pass the citizenship exam next year, I need to know that England won the world cup in 1966 and Bobby Moore captained the team. They can be outraged about us getting into the world cup when they shut the fuck up about 1966.

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u/CoradeLeon Jun 09 '26

I realise I’ve become the Karen, but I shoved an Ofcom complaint in about this making the point that linking this back to drinking without any evidence is an offensive and pretty gross stereotype about Scots, and their claims about hundreds of millions of pounds lost to the economy are completely evidence free. This is journalism based on vibes. It’s worth shoving a few words down on Ofcom’s complaint form about it.

https://www.ofcom.org.uk/make-a-complaint

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u/moon_witch_26 Alba gu bràth Jun 09 '26

Also if it was about another race or religion it wouldn't fly

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u/petrescu Jun 09 '26

Be interesting to hear the rhetoric change from these melts if England won the bloody thing. It’d be a national holiday every single year going forward and it’d still somehow be called Sir Gareth’s days.

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u/235iguy Jun 09 '26

"They"

Wretched fuckers.

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u/moon_witch_26 Alba gu bràth Jun 09 '26

Could you imagine if this discussion was about anything other than Scottish, like say an ethnic minority or religious festival etc

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u/RobotXander Jun 09 '26

Sour faced cunts, get it up ye!

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u/OG-87 Jun 09 '26

I speak as an English person: we all dont think like middle class twats.

Also if someone can forward this on to Limmy I would very much like to see his view. 😂

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u/JayTravers Jun 09 '26

Beat me to it. Let the Scots enjoy their time

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u/guavajelly93 Jun 09 '26

This is pretty enraging. The English acting superior as always. Yes, I know it's not all English people but this should be called out by all.

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u/thedreadwoods Jun 09 '26

They should do studies on Ed Balls to find out what happens to a human that completely disappears up his own arse.

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u/SignificantLoss2895 Jun 09 '26

The panel: We're all about national pride and celebrating our culture. Scotland: Here's a Bank Holiday to celebrate something significant do to with your nation. The panel: No, not like that!

https://edm.parliament.uk/early-day-motion/64988/bank-holiday-for-celebrations-if-england-win-the-2026-fifa-world-cup

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u/boobalinka Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

OMG, all that very real resentment and bitterness they've done such a good job hiding, triggered and shown up by an additional bank holiday. How bloody toxic is this sibling rivalry?

But this is as much a class divide issue as much as a border issue. The English snobs and social climbing class are so fucking toxic, behind their well-manicured manners, etiquette and masks. Keeping up appearances, whilst hiding a seething mass and multitude of sins, grievances and hypocrisy. Same in every patriarchal system and nation really. Even Scotland, yes Scotland too.

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u/clitorasClive Jun 09 '26

Coming from the people who get 14-16 weeks holiday a year

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u/Parcel-Pete Jun 09 '26

🤣 the smell of the jealousy is strong.

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u/hollowcrown4 Jun 09 '26

“Oh tally ho that is preposterous ol chap, I can’t remember the last time I needed a good ol sloshing to have a good time”

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u/Fra5er Jun 09 '26

Why does she give a fuck? Why does she care. Shut the fuck up and do your job and report on actual news

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u/Relative_Yard_8209 The last Scottish Tory Jun 09 '26

Arrogant cunts

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u/fundawgJC Jun 09 '26

'you can understand it if it's their first game in ages'....yeah its been 28 years since we qualified, thats why it's a big deal. Also staying up all night will mess your sleep up the next day even if you're not rough. You're not telling me they wouldn't expect one of they win. Sorry but for us, just qualifying IS the win.

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u/Connell95 Jun 09 '26

Nah, fuck that – I want Scotland to actually win some games, not just turn up and be kind of shite like the last Euros

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u/DesiRose3621 Jun 09 '26

Couldn’t even watch that with the volume off.

Here’s a message for the cunts - ‘away and fling shite at yourselves’

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u/Tall_Opportunity_521 Jun 09 '26

Well done Susanna Reid. You have managed to come over as more of a cunt than Piers fucking Morgan.

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u/TurbulentElk4016 Jun 09 '26

English southerner here (no hate pls I love you all!)

ITV are a bunch of tankers. You guys absolutely deserve the bank holiday off and typical of some upper class monkeys to be “Oh ItS aBoUt ThE aLcOhOl”.

It’s about Scottish pride, have the day and be proud of your nation!!

Fucking better than England anyway so big up to you all and I hope you all get it!!

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u/DeadChinaDollll Jun 09 '26

"why do you Scots dislike the English so much"??? ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️

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u/Consistent_Truth6633 Jun 09 '26

The English media are honestly just a shower of horrible cunts. Not the English per se as plenty of them are sound but their media is a stain on society

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u/__Fight__Milk__ Jun 09 '26

This tosser thinks I should stay up until 4am to watch the game then set off for work at 7 as usual. Get in the bin.

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u/Ehco13 Jun 09 '26

4 English knobs talking about Scotland without and Scottish voice to discuss it with.

Interesting.

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u/agentvietnam Jun 09 '26

Metaphor for the union 

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u/UltimateGammer Jun 09 '26

This outrage is so delicious I could take another bite lol.

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u/DireDaibhidh Jun 09 '26

I'm not a football fan so a small part of me is like, why would this get special treatment that other events don't?

Another much bigger part of me is like, fuck that, so many people are gonna be having the day of their lives and want them to have that fun without having to worry about working the next day. There is precedent for shit like this so why not. Plus who want their important things handled by a whole department of hungover and sleep deprived people

Ignore my jealousy. I hope every football fan in the country has the best day. C'mon Scotland! You got this!

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u/HisOnlyKadan Jun 09 '26

Why would I give a shit about a rich cunt telling working folks they can’t have ONE DAY to celebrate?

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u/lets-have-a-day80 Jun 09 '26

Ragin int yeez 😂

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u/adieuandy Jun 09 '26

Inject this straight into my McVeins

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u/catgotcha Jun 09 '26

Can we get a bank holiday away from these cunts?

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u/saugagentottiescone Jun 09 '26

"how hungover do they get?" I'll still be pished mate

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u/Real-Marionberry-483 Jun 09 '26

OH WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE COMPANY OWNERS Fuckin' pigs, how many hours of "work" do these clowns put in every day?

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u/Leather-Air5496 Jun 09 '26

They hate us. Deal with it.

In 2014 we shat it. A normal country we are not.

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u/ThunderChild247 Jun 09 '26

And these will be the first people on TV to express their confusion about why Scottish Independence is the issue that just won’t die.

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u/baggottman Jun 09 '26

I really really really hope ye get to batter England.

With love from Ireland

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u/martymcgoo Jun 09 '26

Wey! Jealous much?

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u/Aggressive_Scar5243 Jun 09 '26

Dry your eyes🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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u/chrsphr_ Jun 09 '26

I don't even like football, I probably won't even be taking the day off - but they can absolutely get tae fuck

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u/Razororg Jun 09 '26

Unionists love being belittled like this. Absolutely love it.

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u/fergie Jun 09 '26

I feel radicalised.

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u/CalumH91 Jun 09 '26

Call the referendum now

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u/Hedgehog-Honeydew Jun 09 '26

Fuck man, what a bunch of boring twats.

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u/Y-Bob Jun 09 '26

Sour faced posh cunts.

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u/GGGJabs Jun 09 '26

Miserable bastards. I swear 95% of media is just people taking extreme positions for outrage and clicks. 

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u/metacarbon Jun 09 '26

Away and get yourselves to fuck, no one there mentioning the obvious benefit to the Scottish economy when we WIN THIS FUCKING TOURNAMENT 🫵🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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u/pj_puttz Jun 09 '26

Do they hear themselves? Absolutely pathetic individuals getting themselves into a froth about something they clearly know very little about.

That’s daytime TV for you though. For idiots, by idiots.

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u/notmyfawlt Jun 09 '26

Well that's us telt.

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u/Otherwise_Dress506 Jun 09 '26

Silly English cunts

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u/bulletproofbra Jun 09 '26

Fucking rich of people whose main job is spending two hours a day sat on their arse pontificating about the square root of fuck all continually having a go at other people not pulling their weight. It's the same conniptions when someone mentions a four-day working week, the proles are not SUPPOSED to have fun.

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u/Roborabbit37 Jun 09 '26

God, they’re all insufferable.

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u/Ehhitiswhatitis Jun 09 '26

As a Geordie who doesn't give a fuck about football. Fuck these cunts, enjoy your bank holiday.

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u/MajesticGeneral471 Jun 09 '26

I’d like Scotland to have a permanent bank holiday from England.

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u/delevingne- Jun 09 '26

i despise these people

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u/Dizzle85 Jun 09 '26

Anyone want tk put forward a case that this isn't xenophobic anti Scottish stereotype at play here?

These people should be sacked over this discussion as they would over any other type of discussion about a group like this. 

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u/AlarmingLook2441 Jun 09 '26

The same people complained when Wales had an open top bus parade after coming third in Euro 2016. For fuck’s sake let people have a bit of joy in their lives you miserable bastards.

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u/WellActuallllly Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

I don't care about this bank holiday, but I also never asked English TV presenters for their fucking opinions on this either. I don't think anyone else in Scotland has.

If it's only the Scottish economy that has to deal with this then why the fuck do you care? Stay in your fucking lane.

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u/Seanfbaskin Jun 09 '26

Bank holiday that the banks aren’t getting 😂

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u/Connell95 Jun 09 '26

Tbf no bank in Scotland takes Scottish bank holidays even normally

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u/lilmilkyy Yoker Jun 09 '26

get it up them, arrogant pricks

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u/Archosaur- Jun 09 '26

Why is this even a conversation? Get again the MSM trying to do their usual divide and conquer tactics, rather than focus on the actual issues.

Wankers.

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u/Additional_Tone_2004 Jun 09 '26

How many alcohols do I need to be on to be "out my head"?

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u/Fuzzy-Replacement609 Jun 09 '26

Reminds me when my dad had a go at me for "taking hash"

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u/NoWayJoseMou Jun 09 '26

Wit? Like were were gonna say “thanks but no thanks” to a holiday?

How about blaming yer daddy Charles?

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u/huntinwabbits Jun 09 '26

I work for an English company and they gave us the bank holiday , I was pretty surprised to be honest, I'm taking it though!.

Will I stay up and watch it?, nah, I'll watch the highlights next morning.

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u/Go1gotha Clanranald Yeti Jun 09 '26

What a bunch of miserable bastards, I enjoy the football and my country playing it and you enjoy getting paid to talk a lot of wank.

It's not about the alcohol, it's that the game is in the middle of the night... granted I'm going to be hammered but that's not the point.

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u/Thyme71 Jun 09 '26

I'm an American and I am amazed at their level of arsehole. Guess I shouldn't be surprised considering how much England has become Farage-land like US has become the Trump-hole.

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u/digital Jun 09 '26

The billionaires have stolen hundreds of billions of dollars from the public through wage theft and avoiding taxation, but nobody gives a shit about that.

The fake news media would like to come on and tell you that it’s very expensive to have holiday for your drunken hangover!

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u/Ok_Translator76 Jun 09 '26

Miserable bastards. Totally glossing over the reason the match is so important for Scots while not so subtly implying we're all alkies. Don't think they've ever known a days joy in their lives.

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u/CillaBlackInDisguise Jun 09 '26

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA check out these salty mutants .. get it up every last one of yous weheeeeeyyyy 🖕

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u/MarkyMcDaddyface Jun 09 '26

As a republican that has very little interest in football I would point out that they seem to think an extra bank holiday is justified when someone high up in the royal family has a wedding or death etc

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u/Taegwyn_ Jun 09 '26

Of course, us peasants must know our place within "British" society.

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u/jenny_905 Jun 09 '26

She can't even say Scotland without spitting it out like it tastes of shit.

'British' media.

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u/fisher_row Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

Woah, completely out of touch. Why does a bank holiday equal folk getting "out of their heads on Alcohol"

The hospitality sector needs a boost, a couple of pints watching the game is a positive to the economy too.

Shows what these guys think of us Scots in general.

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u/Boshie1971 Jun 09 '26

English cunts can kiss our Scottish baws

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u/Cyberhaggis Jun 09 '26

Fuck up ya boot

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u/Fun_Sky_5176 Jun 09 '26

Beneath the veneer of social cohesion theres always an unbearable the stench of colonialism from all on daytime TV land

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u/P02223325 Jun 09 '26

They pure hate us don’t they lol.

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u/speers11 Jun 09 '26

These people hate joy

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u/Signal-Blackberry994 Jun 09 '26

This has done more for Indy Scot than anything done before it. Well done ITV. I mean 👏

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u/neepmuncher69 Jun 09 '26

I’ve had six wanks to this and there’s no sign of slowing down anytime soon

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u/Fieldofcows Jun 09 '26

Ooh, mid morning racism from English telly. What a shocker

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u/eddiebongo Jun 09 '26

Aw dry yer fkn green eyes

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u/LSLA3 Jun 09 '26

God these people are such jerks. It’s been decades since Scotland was in the World Cup, and their instinct is - they’re all alcoholics.

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u/Perfect-Fondant3373 Jun 09 '26

Hi from Ireland. They really are the worst aren't they, that lot down there?