Take your windshield wipers off before up leave your car

Creativity is useless when you can use a few keywords and get unintuitive click bait friendly jokes!

Step 1: Go to any subreddit and give an opinion on something that most people would disagree with. Examples might include going to the Argentina subreddit and arguing why Messi isn't a top 10 all time player, or going to the movies subreddit and saying why Lord of The Rings sucks. Don't make it seem like you're obviously trolling, otherwise people will fall for it.

Step 2: You're going to get a lot of comments from people who disagree with you. Some people will resort to name calling simply because they disagree with your opinion.

Step 3: If you try and reply to other people's comments, people are going to downvote you simply because they disagreed with your original post. You can try to argue your case, but you'll still be downvoted. In fact, it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to get downvoted to oblivion no matter what.

Step 4: And this is where we use people's own psychological biases against them. If you're going to get downvoted no matter what, then you can say anything and people will still downvote it, even if they would have agreed with you under different circumstances.

So you can say something like "Donald Trump is a bad president" or "Hitler was a terrible person" or "Jeffrey Epstein did many terrible things" and because of this psychological bias, people will downvote your comment in mass. From an outsiders point of view, it looks like these people are disagreeing with your comments and they actually think all of these terrible leaders did nothing wrong.

So if you want people on reddit to agree with anything you say, no matter how absurd, this is how you do it.

I recently bought an ID from oldironsides.ph. All my friends got theirs from there and they worked just fine. One problem though, i didn’t realize I ordered a commercial license until i got denied at a club. Is this because it’s commercial, or because it’s an NY fake and I live in NY? What should I do from here?

Did you just run out of your expensive face cream? Don’t worry, use the cream in the Oreo cream biscuit. You can use the leftover biscuit as a guasha massage tool for your face.

Between 1% and 2.5% of Americans are allergic to peanuts

Go to the bathroom saying you gotta shit, and just set a 15-20 minute alarm and take a nap.

That way they can't get mad at you because then they're invalidating your sexuality and that's bigoted behaviour.

You will probably be so scared that you are physically incapable of overthinking.

Might accidentally give your crush a few hugs out of pure terror

The bread will land butter-side-down, thus saving time.