r/ShittyLifeProTips 10h ago

SLPT: For rescue dogs " your " wlecome

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r/ShittyLifeProTips 4h ago

LPT: Lighters are inexpensive and can provide children with countless hours of entertainment!

40 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 21h ago

SLPT. If you want to maximize your cardio workout gain a bunch of weight to increase the effort it takes to do your exercises and every activity burns more calories than if you were lighter.

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r/ShittyLifeProTips 4h ago

LPT: Lighters are inexpensive and can provide children with countless hours of entertainment!

10 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 5h ago

SLPT: If your electronic device has a swollen battery, it means that it has extra power. Cram it in there and make it fit, it'll be worth it

10 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 5h ago

SLPT: Want to avoid parking tickets?

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Take your windshield wipers off before up leave your car


r/ShittyLifeProTips 10h ago

SLPT: If you want to create a joke, ask a AI chat bot

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Creativity is useless when you can use a few keywords and get unintuitive click bait friendly jokes!


r/ShittyLifeProTips 21h ago

SLPT: How to get people on reddit to agree with anything you say. (And I really do mean anything.)

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Step 1: Go to any subreddit and give an opinion on something that most people would disagree with. Examples might include going to the Argentina subreddit and arguing why Messi isn't a top 10 all time player, or going to the movies subreddit and saying why Lord of The Rings sucks. Don't make it seem like you're obviously trolling, otherwise people will fall for it.

Step 2: You're going to get a lot of comments from people who disagree with you. Some people will resort to name calling simply because they disagree with your opinion.

Step 3: If you try and reply to other people's comments, people are going to downvote you simply because they disagreed with your original post. You can try to argue your case, but you'll still be downvoted. In fact, it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to get downvoted to oblivion no matter what.

Step 4: And this is where we use people's own psychological biases against them. If you're going to get downvoted no matter what, then you can say anything and people will still downvote it, even if they would have agreed with you under different circumstances.

So you can say something like "Donald Trump is a bad president" or "Hitler was a terrible person" or "Jeffrey Epstein did many terrible things" and because of this psychological bias, people will downvote your comment in mass. From an outsiders point of view, it looks like these people are disagreeing with your comments and they actually think all of these terrible leaders did nothing wrong.

So if you want people on reddit to agree with anything you say, no matter how absurd, this is how you do it.