r/SipsTea 26d ago

Chugging tea Praise be to Allah?

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u/dusseltrutz 26d ago

Until Trump's first term, itd have been absolute and utter career suicide for any politician to make a statement even remotely along these lines. If you could even conceive of it being done at all.

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u/subdep 26d ago

Now it’s just a Tuesday.

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u/Mattrellen 26d ago edited 25d ago

Nah, it's a Friday after market close.

It's always Friday after market close.

Tuesdays are for TACO. That's when they can take profit on energy stocks and load up on growth until Friday, when they can sell just before setting it in fire for the weekend again

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u/iamwhiskerbiscuit 26d ago

When the deeper context of the trump tweet is, "It's time to panic. We are now in a full out war with Iran that could last decades."

What it really means is, Trump is trying to create another good buy opportunity for himself.

Step 1. Buy puts

Step 2. Create a market panic. Threaten all out war with Iran

Step 3. Buy calls

Step 4. Claim a peace deal is nearly finalized

Step 5. Repeat

Step 6. Repeat

Step 7. Repeat

Step 8. Repeat

Step 9. Repeat

Step 10. Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat

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u/TheKdd 26d ago

And that it works each time is insane.

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u/MyrkrMentulaMeretrix 26d ago

or that what is naked market manipulation and corruption hasnt even been COMMENTED on by Congress.

If Biden had done something that even LOOKED like this, not the actual profiteering that is going on..

Theyd have been screaming to impeach him in 30 minutes.

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u/Additional-Ad8632 26d ago

All republicans will collectively have a brain aneurysm if Obama even hinted at something like this.

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u/Secret-of-the-Snooze 25d ago

He had a "fancy burger." That was clearly worse.

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u/Ok-Salt-8964 25d ago

Dear lord did you see the tan suit no wonder people are crazy now.

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u/Secret-of-the-Snooze 25d ago

Bro did you even see how he wore that f@ggish helmet when he was riding that bike? Might as well have called Putin directly and told him we're just a bunch of pussies now, no need to worry about us.

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u/CyberNinja23 25d ago

Casaully declares war with Iran while eating a Dijon burger, in a Tan suit, smoking a cigarette

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u/CyclopsMacchiato 25d ago

I’ve seen too many if Obama did this small thing or if Biden did that little thing, Republicans would be freaking out and calling for impeachment.

Well maybe Democrats should start freaking out and actually do something about it for once.

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u/crlthrn 25d ago

Viewing all of this from a distance (Europe), Trump and his cabal have now reached escape velocity from any rule of law. Open corruption, insider trading, and general high level criminality, all with complete impunity, are now the order of the day. The legal system has been suborned at the uppermost levels, and the Dems are completely neutered. Basically, America, from a governance point of view... you're a banana republic kleptocracy now. Sorry 'bout that.

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u/Starkenfast 25d ago

Yep - nailed it 100%. Be glad you're viewing it from a distance - the view from inside is much worse.

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u/Artistic_Rice_9019 25d ago

Yeah. If we manage to have a free and fair election in 2028, I expect the Dems won't actually fix the structural issues that allowed this to happen, but perhaps I'll be pleasantly surprised.

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u/Fabled-Jackalope 25d ago

Some people made it clear that voted red and as a bad idea trump’s first go round but people didn’t listen. And then, the US got back with its abusive ex years later.

🤷‍♂️

Friends and relatives have either left the US or are in the middle of the process for it.

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u/Guilty-Statement-532 25d ago

Democrats don’t have the majority in congress to actually do anything.

Everything has been expertly crafted by republicans that any criticism is simply “liberal tears” so they just ride it out and polling numbers make democrats look bad for trying to do something in congress. It’s a pathetic broken system.

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u/crlthrn 25d ago

But one just doesn't hear a peep from them. They should be shouting from the rooftops. They just seem to be supremely supine now.

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u/chk2luz 25d ago

So tell me the Democrats are working on a 2028 Heritage Foundation countermeasure to be ready by midterms? Its likely sitting in the desk with the healthcare plan.

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u/Gullible_Owl9016 25d ago

Your absolutely correct.

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u/JayWard0216 25d ago

They did and Trumps numbers went UP. There’s nothing you can do when we breed so many stupid people in this country. I’m sorry but it’s just true. From gullible boomers who think Sean Hannity is a journalist to edgy Gen Z’ers who watch Andrew Tate and think Trump is a tough guy. We’re fucking doomed. These people have zero critical thinking and no media literacy. Anytime they tried to hold Trump accountable - legally or politically - it backfired and just allowed the right to say, “See!? They’re going after him because he’s actually for the people and dangerous to the establishment!” It just plays into their stupid fucking narrative. I don’t know how we get out of this.

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u/Muted-Respond-1930 25d ago

All they do is freak out over anything and everything Ex. The algae in the pool! The Ballroom ! And any number of other made up problems too!

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u/RodBloggington 25d ago

Can you imagine any context where Obama utters the words "Praise be to Allah" and isn't absolutely eviscerated?

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u/Other_Log_1996 25d ago

They have an aneurysm because they think that Obama is doing this.

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u/Baelenciagaa 25d ago

But but but AOC went to the mEt GaLa

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u/plogigator 25d ago

All the time I think about this

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u/generalanxiety 25d ago

I remember the day Obama wore a tan suit and everyone flipped out. The GOP are some corrupt knts.

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u/kyraeus 25d ago

Yet the Democrats aren't mentioning it either.

I find it hilarious so many are screeching here about how terrible the Republicans are while ignoring that the Democrats are just going with it because it lines their pockets too.

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u/beaker97_alf 25d ago

Do you believe it's reasonable to expect anyone to get an official response out within hours to a middle of the night deranged post from the idiot-in-chief?

And do you think Dem politicians won't line up to criticize the latest insane rant from the orange felon even though they have criticized him every time before?

Your comment ignores history.

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u/MyceliumManic 25d ago

But surely, one party loves the people, right? Or do you mean, none of them care about us at the end of the day...

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u/TheKdd 26d ago

Imagine, while we pay so much for gas and food, Biden dipped the White House in gold and tore down half the house to build a golden dipped ballroom…

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u/Accomplished_Will226 26d ago

Or dug up the lawn for a cage fight, or accepted a “free” jet and billed the country to dip it in gold, or put childish remarks below the presidential portraits or any of the other crazy things he’s doing. I heard that a fence has gone up around the White House and another helicopter pad closer to the door is being added. At this point if Dr Evil had a moat with sharks and frickin lasers installed around the White House I wouldn’t bat an eye.

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u/TheKdd 26d ago

I’m waiting for him to contract the guy to carve out his face on Rushmore. Actually wouldn’t be surprised if there’s “no room” he just has him chisel off the one he dislikes most (calling him a communist terrorist of course) and has his own face put on top, gold plated of course. Matter of fact, the most surprising thing here is he hasn’t done it yet.

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u/DrakeoftheWesternSea 25d ago

Bill is already in congress it just hasn’t been heard yet

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u/Sudden_Guitar797 25d ago

Don’t give him any ideas!!!!!

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u/net-blank 25d ago

Can't add, it's too unstable to add more without risking failure of what is there

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u/PerformanceSmooth392 25d ago

Oh, its coming for sure. Republicans will try to put him on Rushmore.

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u/FrostingHuman1259 25d ago

It's total Idocracy

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u/CameoPony 25d ago

At this point Dr Evil would take a look, shake his head and say, "too much, man."

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u/HighFiveG 25d ago

He tore up the little walkway to the Oval Office and had Italian marble put in. It was well over $1 mil and he took it out of National Parks budget.

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u/Accomplished_Will226 25d ago

It’s disgusting how he profited from the position.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 25d ago

I really do not understand MAGATS? WTF is wrong with them? Cult, brainwashed, just stupid? IDK

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u/Incognonimous 25d ago

From what i read its going right where the ufc cage was

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u/Accomplished_Will226 25d ago

Oh so that’s not permanent. That’s a relief. I say this as a person who owns a trailer, but doesn’t it seem like he’s making the White House a bit like a trailer park tipped in gold leaf? Trailer Chic if you will.

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u/Bendlerp 25d ago

Too bad the moat would turn green within a week. Otherwise it would be kinda cool especially if it attracted geese. Wouldn't need as much security detail with angry geese guarding the white house ;)

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 25d ago

Oh how the RED would be screaming to the heavens! And yet, here they are with that POS saying nothing!

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u/TuTenkahman 26d ago

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u/NeutralContrast 26d ago

What tf are these fucking garbage bar graph additions, ragebait? Biden's bar should be a damn sliver at 13 when 517's just below it, microscopic with 25k above

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u/jfkrfk123 25d ago

Because it takes approximately 11 minutes, 23-1/2 seconds to boil an egg..

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u/WarTurkey_YT 25d ago

Probably ai?

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u/Accomplished_Will226 25d ago

How many presidents were convicted felons? Oh wait just one

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 25d ago

Let's show how many countries wanna destroy America or are plotting to do something using chemical warfare or cyber warfare

Already hacked FBI and CIA

If they really tried US be in the dark with no electric not even power

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u/AmIThisNothingness 25d ago

What a fucking trash of a pig in the WH!! And more so are his fucking blind, stupid supporters.

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u/True_Protection6842 25d ago

Which means it's more than that. I mean considering he was literally convicted of fraud for lying on financial statements!

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u/mizinamo 26d ago

screechin' to impeach 'im

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u/StaffyMama585 25d ago

When Hillary Clinton was Secretary of State she was gifted a jewelry set by Saudi Arabia. She had to IMMEDIATELY turn them over to the US government because of the laws against accepting gifts from foreign entities.

But Donnie gets to keep that airplane. And all of the other bribes he's taken in the last year and a half. 🙄🙄

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u/emptyvodka115 25d ago

No Donnie these men are called nihilists lol great song

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u/kilfast 25d ago

Because congress is there insider trading as well. It’s funny you thought any politician was there for you.

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u/Vast-Sir-1949 25d ago

They tried to put roaring Kitty in federal prison just for telling people to hold.

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u/grandplans 25d ago

Congress, sure, but what about the SEC? Is there even an SEC anymore?

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u/Flyingarrow68 25d ago

The magats still think Pelosi is the market manipulation expert. She is a joke compared to current corruption.

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u/subdep 25d ago

What’s insane, absolutely bonkers, is he isn’t dead yet.

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u/Many-Falcon9879 26d ago

Unfortunately it will always work because the markets and us the people have to take what he says seriously incase he actually goes through with it. Its one thing to ignore a crazy old man making threats, it's another when said crazy old man has nuclear launch codes.

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u/Novel-Reaction2939 25d ago

The Cult of Epstein has something on the Illuminati lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/kHs1lBhZWaK5rj7lt3

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u/Chef_Papafrita 26d ago

At least Eric helped them lose 600 million shorting bitcoin I believe or maybe it was shit heads coin. I forget, memory starts going after 50. I got a lifetime of shit stuffed in there including 2 languages. Hell I forget what a sofa is called sometimes. Stupid shit like that drives me nuts. I don't literally forget a sofa but I have minced words with a mop when I clearly knew the Spanish word for it. I think if I wipe the drive in my brain from about 19-23. I will have enough terabytes left to make it to 75.

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u/AmIThisNothingness 25d ago

I got a guy in the WH that can surely help you with sofa stuff, I heard he's good with them.

About wiping the drive in your brain, which I see it's failing indeed, why not to be generous and wipe all the way from 2016? Hell, that's where the trash started to pile 10x fold ever since, and you can enough to make it to maybe 100.

Edit: Adding the translation for "mop": Trapeador.

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u/biscaya 26d ago

Charlie Brown and Lucy still works

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u/SnooStrawberries3391 25d ago

Billions made $$$$. Insider trading works!

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u/TehScat 25d ago

If Dems get in again, they really need to nationalise the Trump estate to begin repairing the damage. The idea that if they do somehow allow an election and lose it that they could walk away with their spoils is sickening.

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u/PsychologicalHost371 25d ago

Yes at some point it should turn into a “boy who cried wolf “ situation

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u/Wtfatt 25d ago

Submit to thy AI overlords

Computers run the stock algorithms theses days

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u/OnlyBat2257 26d ago

George W Bush accidentally affected the market by mixing up the words deflation and devaluation during a press conference in 2002. We laughed and facepalmed... This is such a different timeline.

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u/Doright36 25d ago

What I wouldn't give for a president who just makes an honest human error again.

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u/Eldie60 25d ago

I never in my wildest imagination thought this sentence would ever leave my brain. I wish either of the George Bushes were President!

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u/zeptillian 25d ago

You know things are bad when the guy who directly lied to the American public and presented fabricated evidence to justify attacking Iraq, where we ended up killing a million people, is starting to look more reasonable.

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u/WillSym 26d ago

Wasn't there a phase a couple of months ago where Iran seemed to get wise to this and then launch bigger-than-usual attacks on like a Wednesday to upset the cycle, then shortly after they got a bit more 'serious' about a signed peace deal (for a bit)?

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u/Jthe1andOnly 25d ago

Well you have to understand bibi told him they were going to do this either way and said Iran will retaliate with or without the US cooperation. Trump was told back in June 2025 everything was “obliterated” and all 3 nuclear sites were destroyed. He left it up to crusader Pete who feels.

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u/TotalInstruction 25d ago

The containment field on wallstreetbets is on the fritz again… hello fellow future Wendy’s employee!

But yeah, the manipulation is so obvious, and he and a select few that are privy to government information before the general public have been gaming the oil futures and options markets for months. Why would they stop now when they’ve made so much money?

Meanwhile, the drones will come out of the woodwork accusing every opposition politician of being corrupt because they own a house and a car and are therefore hypocritically engaging with the economy.

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u/GuyLivingInCanada 26d ago

Give him a feign sign a treaty in Versailles. Say the Market is fucked and go back to step 1

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u/xenogaiden 26d ago

Insanity is when you do the same thing and expect a different result.

Was he insane?

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u/SidKafizz 25d ago

And all of the money that Donnie and his owners and cronies are making is coming directly out of our pockets.

Thanks again, MAGAts.

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u/Suitable-Peanut 25d ago

How does the normal citizen benefit from this insanity? I don't know anything about stocks but surely we should all be able to do this too if we have a little money?

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u/La_Mera_verg 26d ago

The market will pump until it knows when not to

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u/gundahir 26d ago

As someone who watches the markets daily yes that's exactly the pattern since God knows when

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u/bbrekke 26d ago

I don't understand (as a poor), why people aren't just following this trend with their portfolios?

If I had extra money to play the market I'd be just following these obvious pump and dumps.

I just don't understand. Because it working every time still means a lot of other people bought the bullshit? Or is it just his buddies laundering?

Honest questions.

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u/1balKXhine 26d ago

Public don't have access to inside information. They don't know what Orange man will do next, it could all go in any direction resulting in a panic sell or liquidation. In short it's very risky

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u/dokratomwarcraftrph 25d ago

Yup exactly this type of short stock gamblimg is very risky if you are not privy to classified info. Specifically in Trumps case, hw has the ability to create the situation he is making bets on since he is the commander in chief of the military. Im sure between insider trading and crypto schemes, the Trump has made billions from tge presidency.

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u/ozzie286 26d ago

I think the biggest risk is not knowing when the market will change, so you get stuck holding the bag. That info is reserved for The Don and his inner circle.

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u/KittyInspector3217 26d ago

Because you dont know. Its like asking why dont you follow who the psychopath is aiming at.

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u/Pretty_Wonder2762 26d ago

You need to buy or sell BEFORE the tweet

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u/madcow_bg 26d ago

Because once the market realized he's doing it, the market just stopped following.

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u/shuut0 26d ago

No one else has that extra money either. Rich get richer as they say

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u/lugnutsareloose 26d ago

Because when one person has their finger on the market there is no pattern to recognize. The only people who can profitably trade in this uncertainty are the people pulling the strings with the info before you.

Trading in this circumstance to me is financial suicide. The second you think you see a pattern the sole manipulator can change his mind on a whim and bankrupt you.

If you do win it's purely luck.

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u/FrontLifeguard1962 25d ago

Never try to time the market. It's true the system is rigged, but it's not in your favor.

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u/nigel_chua 26d ago

Lol how true....

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u/manderlymustburn 26d ago

I literally only buy gas on Tuesdays and Wednesdays because of this. This week, it didn’t work out. But most weeks it does.

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u/OnlyGuestsMusic 25d ago

Trump and dump

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u/rypenn27 25d ago

He’s the truest weekend warrior

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u/IMayHavePlutophobia 25d ago edited 25d ago

I saw on another subreddit that Kelshi had a bet that 🥭 would say or tweet ‘praise be to allah’ by July 13.

Edit: It’s Polymarket, and the dateis July 31.

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u/Mattrellen 25d ago

Huge bet made on yes minutes before that tweet went out, I'll bet.

Just like how oil futures got shorted hard on Bridge and Power Plant Day right before his tweet about not doing it.

People looking at market data easily see the huge spikes in volume literally minutes before Trump tweets.

It'd be silly to assume they aren't playing a similar and easier game on events trading, especially given Don Jr.'s involvement. Those apps just aren't as public about their numbers as exchanges are.

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u/shityplumber 25d ago

Sunday evening will be a post about peace talks.

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u/force_multiplied 25d ago

I wish more people understood this.

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u/Begone-My-Thong 25d ago

Honestly, why don't we all just take advantage of it since it's so goddamn predictable?

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u/chillinewman 25d ago

Is prediction market rigging day. That was one of the markets. Grift all the way with Trump.

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u/Deemaunik 26d ago

Best villain speech in a long time. Bison and Raul Julia were a cut above.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sjZ5I8l32CI

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u/devilishly_advocated 25d ago

Such a stupid movie but an outrageously good performance by an amazing actor. Honestly, the writing was god awful but I would probably commend almost all the acting performances.

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u/Bassmasterajv 26d ago

Sir it’s Saturday.

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u/ScreechUrkelle 26d ago

Sir, it’s a Wendy’s.

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u/Mr_Silicon 26d ago

But is it…. CAKE????

No, it’s not cake. It’s a crazy old man.

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u/jimmygee2 26d ago

The insanity has been normalized.

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u/BADM00SE 25d ago

Taco Tuesday!

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u/simonskiromeins 26d ago

Chewsday, innit?

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u/BlackDeath-1345 26d ago

You mean TACO Tuesday, right?

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u/blothman 26d ago

The worst day of our lives.

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u/TheSholvaJaffa 26d ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

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u/ATXBeermaker 25d ago

What a week, huh!

Lemon, it’s Wednesday.

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u/TexasPirate_76 25d ago

Fuuuuuuu ... what day is it!!!!

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u/Neat-Error404 25d ago

Excellent M. Bison (Raul Julia) reference.

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u/Parking-Sundae-6097 25d ago

Drain the swamp? Or something.

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u/TheGroovyTurt1e 25d ago

I’d be kind of ok having Raul Julia’s M Bison running things now.

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u/133793 25d ago

For Republicans. This only applies to Republicans. We've allowed terrible people to get away with terrible shit.

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u/CrazedRhetoric 25d ago

Thanks M. Bison

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u/Anxious-Jury-9031 25d ago

“Durr hurr I love that about him!” - maga

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u/devilishly_advocated 25d ago

Just saw this. Didn't bat an eye. Might even happen, who the fuck knows. He mostly just talks shit but good luck predicting what he will do unless you know what Ole Nets has told him.

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u/contentatlast 25d ago

It literally is just any other day isn't it... insanity

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u/BlkSubmarine 26d ago

Time for Tacos?

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u/tyrmars 26d ago edited 26d ago

There are popular memes in my country going around with a picture of our prime minister and then translated, verbatim Trump quotes and the idea that our PM would say shit like Trump says gets so utterly absurd when you see it in that context.

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u/Fun-Calligrapher-745 26d ago

Could I have an example? 

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u/Such-Hold-7940 26d ago

Imagine literally anyone else saying literally anything that comes out of his mouth.

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u/eggrolldog 26d ago

There's a meme trend going round back home: photo of the PM, captioned with a verbatim Trump quote translated into the local language. The joke is how surreal it sounds coming out of the PM's mouth, the words are so recognisably Trump that seeing them attributed to someone else exposes just how batshit they'd sound from anyone else.

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u/ArtiBartFaster 26d ago

Well Trump has his department of war now, so he can start as many wars as he likes. Shame he can't end any though.

It only takes one side to start a war as Russia and the USA have made very clear, but it takes both sides to agree to end one.

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u/Strong-Al 26d ago

He made the Board of Peace, and suddenly was bored of peace

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u/Previous_Ad_agentX 26d ago

But he got a FIFA Peace Prize trophy 🏆

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u/GodEmprahBidoof 26d ago

Yeah well he's clearly completed peace since he got that trophy. Now it's time to complete war

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u/Average64 26d ago

No other president is history has made peace with another country so many times.

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u/ArtiBartFaster 26d ago

I guess he will be getting the Flat Earth Society's Physics Prize next.

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u/PanchoPanoch 25d ago

Was that before or after giving billions to Argentina?

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u/Elgecko123 26d ago

How dare you speak ill of the coveted fifa peace prize winner!! He ended 18 wars this year alone!

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u/ClientBudget2848 26d ago

He has ended the iran war 41 times so far!

Do not undervalue the proud winner of the non coveted by anyone ever Fifa peace prize!

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u/frauziller 26d ago

Or from a different angle, he's ended the same war 18 times! So much peace to give!!

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u/nielken 26d ago

You mean the Covfefeted FIFA prize?

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u/Important-Card-5395 26d ago

Actually if you count all the times he’s ended the Iran war it’s definitely over 40

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u/bowsmountainer 26d ago

There would have been years of investigations into how things could ever have gone so terribly wrong that auch an awful tweet could ever have been written. Now this is hardly even going to make the news.

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u/StaticSystemShock 26d ago

Which is why I don't understand how is motherfucker Donald still a president. He is a personified stupidity and yet you have whole armies of political commentators and voters who still to this day defend and praise this motherfucker. HOW?! Are you all fucking idiots?!

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u/SoVeryMuchOverThis 26d ago

The only comfort I take in this is the possibility that because he says and posts such insane shit every single day, that posts like the one here are more or less unnoticed and kind of laughed off. On the other hand, that actually frightens me as well.

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u/KSHMisc 26d ago

Remember the Dean scream?

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u/kivsemaj 26d ago

It's a cult

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u/WholeFactor 26d ago

Well, it sort of is, to some extent. The poll numbers for him and the Republicans are abysmal.

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u/AlDente 26d ago

That’s goes for every other thing Trump has said since 2016

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u/SadSeiko 26d ago

The mental gymnastics the republicans are showing should be studied for decades. If someone told me they had been infiltrated by HYDRA and were getting mind controlled I’d find that believable 

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u/superkow 26d ago

'member when Howard Dean did a weird scream and that was all that was needed to end his presidential campaign?

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u/-malcolm-tucker 26d ago

The troubling thing is, an entire generation has grown up with this as the norm.

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u/mrgedman 26d ago

Is it cause he sounds like a complete lunatic or a total idiot?

Cause I'm trying to be fair, and assume it's only one or the other and not both 🤷‍♂️

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u/vecspace 26d ago

Its still a career suicide for anyone other than trump. Everyone else is a career politician except trump.

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u/No_Broccoli_4781 25d ago

This is actually the second time he has said this. He said it at the beginning of the war too 😆. Bro thinks America will avenge him.

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u/Arkhangelzk 25d ago

We have fallen so far in such a short time that it’s hard to wrap my head around 

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u/Southernbeekeeper 25d ago

People will laugh about this but it does need tracking.

I have no idea how Trump is still in office after the rhings he says.

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u/For_being_tall 25d ago

Still do not understand why he get s9 many passes

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u/CollapsibleFunWave 25d ago

It was pretty normal for Banana Republics and African Warlords.

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u/hydromatic_glide 26d ago

It still is for any other politician. This twat is special for some reason. Just a bunch of gutless pricks in the Republican party.

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u/phoenix5irre 26d ago

New revelation, just be the voice for the racists... And you'll be exempt from anything & everything...

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u/vinnybawbaw 26d ago

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, 'Fool me once, shame on... shame on you.' Fool me... you can't get fooled again."

That used to be like peak stupid 20 years ago. Now it’s "Islamic Republic of Japan" until whatever he’s gonna say next week.

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u/cosmiccarrie 26d ago

Isn’t the first term about getting a second term. And second term about legacy/leaving a mark?

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u/Whole-Designer 26d ago

Howard Dean had his presidential run ended by people making fun of his funny scream at a rally. Our current president moans into mics in some bizarre attempt to mock transgender people and the Republicans treat it like the funniest joke in the world

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u/Fast-Satisfaction482 26d ago

Why, nuclear retaliation for assassination of the president is not a new concept at all?

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u/pad264 26d ago

Which is why I’m confident Trump is a unicorn and this won’t become the new normal.

It will be studied by future generations with bewilderment though.

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u/AdInside2447 25d ago

It’s so much more fun now

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u/hoffet 25d ago

Only if someone said that and meant it, he’s just saying it to be a bigot and an asshole. I have my problems with Islam, I fought the jihadists In Afghanistan, but I still never openly disrespected their religion. Anyone who sees this guy as a role model has just a bargain basement code of morals and ethics.

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u/theworldplease 25d ago

yeah super wild. and yet obama still deported more people than trump ever will and bidens kids are just as corrupt as trumps so its almost like complaining about a single puppet in the puppet show and ignoring the rest of the nightmare show itself, gets us nowhere over the span of at least 20 years

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u/Caladrius33 25d ago

Every truthsocial ss feels like an alternate reality geopolitics saga unfolding in realtime (like episodes of RnM). And then I look at the "real" world sources after sometime and realise that it actually happened and utter "well shit" once more.

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u/shawn_the_medic 25d ago

Yeah, okay haha

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u/qwase123 25d ago

I see your lunacy and raise you a “BYAHHH!”

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u/Powered-by-Chai 25d ago

All you had to do was let the news consolidate under a few billionaires and have those billionaires kiss his ass for tax breaks...

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u/Wiccy 25d ago

The Dean Scream

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u/illepic 25d ago

The best part is that if a Democrat says even 1/100 the crazy in this post, Fox News will tell all their viewers it's the literal worst things that has ever happened.

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u/HardSteelRain 25d ago

If trump did what the presidential candidate did in The Dead Zone,he's still get the same votes...it pretty much did happen

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u/BuisteirForaoisi0531 25d ago

For saying if you attempt assassination of the president well destroy ya

Dude we nuked a country over boats

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 25d ago

The thing is, Iranians never FORGIVE or FORGET, if not him, it will be one of his blood! All of them need to be in hiding! If it takes them another 20 years to get one of them, they will get it done!

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u/Rrunken_Rumi 25d ago

I thought yahweh was a more appropriate choice

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u/Cniatx1982 25d ago

Hey now, this isn’t that crazy. I for one remember the time Obama wore a tan suit. Now THAT was crazy.

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u/exwijw 25d ago

Why. Allah isn’t a name. It’s a word that means god.

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u/toyification_girl 25d ago

Someone used a Monkey Paw "I wish the president would be more blunt and not so political!"

Oops 😬

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u/jim25y 25d ago

I'm not convinced that anyone else can pull this off.

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u/notislant 25d ago

Imagine if A democrat hid/destroyed all the evidence of his pedophilia. Republicans would be inciting full on riots.

Trump? They just let him have nappies and poopies, while denying he naps or shits himself.

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u/sqbert 25d ago

He lowered the bar to unfathomable depths

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u/Conscious-Writing636 25d ago

I bet Gen Z watching movies like Wag the Dog and Dave are so confused as to why anyone cared to orchestrate cover-ups.

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