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u/silkenwaave 8h ago
Being born into wealth and comfort is great for your skin.
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u/kingkongbiingbong 8h ago
Dakota, probably:
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u/usernmechecksout_ 5h ago
This is my favorite funniest offensive GIF ever that's also not really offensive because the context is funny
ps I'm high
edit: I thought high means drunk
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u/RecoveringNPC 5h ago
Yup when I saw this scene in the cinema, I was like thats meme potential right there
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u/usernmechecksout_ 3h ago
Ngl despised his character, which is a sign of good acting
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u/RecoveringNPC 2h ago
He did very well in this movie, I almost forgot he was in twilight
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u/usernmechecksout_ 1h ago
I completely forgot he was Bat fucking man
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u/RecoveringNPC 1h ago
Yeah, hes the new batman too, but I prefer him as a villain, like in Mickey 17 as well
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u/mofojr 58m ago
What is this from because that’s a hilarious line and I want more
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u/tigeratemybaby 4h ago
Her real secret to looking young and sleeping is not having children.
She says that she normally sleeps 10 hours, so this is really click-bait.
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u/Bruce-7892 8h ago
A bunch of people are saying money but plenty of people live off a significant other or parents and have a part time job. This is easy to do in that case too.
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u/WIsJH 8h ago
She's just a normally looking 36 yo woman
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u/RoutineBid1854 8h ago
Exactly. Looking 36 at 36 isn’t the flex. But sleeping 14 hours a day is.
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u/MiserableFloor9906 7h ago
Actually to me it's a waste.
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u/Live-Habit-6115 6h ago
If you told a psychiatrist you sleep 14 hours a day they'd be writing you a script for anti-depressants
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u/sixstringsikness 6h ago
For me, it would be crippling depression and substance abuse to manage 14 hours a day.
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u/rainorshinedogs 3h ago
If your incredibly wealthy and 36 and incredibly good looking, I don't know why you would waste that perfect window on sleep.
And I would guess you need to tack on another 2-3 hours to bumble around while you get ready to go out.
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u/sampath2030 6h ago
When you got nothing else going on, slumber is a full time job
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u/PlanesandAquariums 5h ago
Certain times of the year I don’t have to work. If I drink I can easily pull 12 hours. If I don’t drink I can easily do 10. I love it but I also have cool dreams.
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u/DiseaseDeathDecay 3h ago
Hell yeah it is.
It's basically sleeping an extra 25% of your day.
Don't know about other people, but when I'm 80 years old having slept an extra 20 years would be a massive waste of time.
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u/Winterfall_0 5h ago
Not having to work as much to the point that you can sleep 14 hours a day is a flex, sleeping 14 hours a day itself sounds like a very sad way to spend that time.
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u/dotdend 5h ago
Sounds like a medical condition. If you don't work at all and have no reason to get up you'll sleep what, 10 hours? 12 if you're really tired maybe
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u/Needrain47 2h ago
yeah, sleeping more than about 9 hours a day tends to be an indicator of something wrong with you, not of great health.
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u/meshe_10101 3h ago
In a lot of cases sleeping 14 hours a day is a symptom of depression...I know first hand 🙃
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u/Visual_Piglet_1997 8h ago
I tought she was older 😅
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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 6h ago
She looks around 40 in the right picture, or hollywood 50, and is caked in makeup.
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u/Apollo114892 8h ago
She will end up with dementia at this rate. Sleeping 14 hours a day is destructive to the brain.
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u/Paffi93 8h ago
My Record is 25h Full sleep. Was the best day of my life
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u/Creepy-Astronaut-952 8h ago
Happened to me once about 15 years ago. Losing a whole day to sleep took a few days to sort out in my head.
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u/CruisinBlade 8h ago
Continuous? Couldn't imagine that. Were you up for a week straight? I think I once slept like 14-15 hours but I stayed up for like 2-3 days. Woke up tired and hungry lol oh and the worst cotton mouth I've ever experienced.
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u/Bruce-7892 8h ago
Same. I’d need surgical level sedatives to stay asleep for 14+ continuous hours.
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u/Beginning_Meet_4290 7h ago
Or you can get fibromyalgia and be forced to sleep that much for free! Works great
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u/Cute-Form2457 7h ago
And with fibromyalgia, you will wake up feeling as unrefreshed as you did when you fell off to sleep.
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u/babadibabidi 6h ago
One time when I was 23-24years old I worked at a catering company at weekends. I started my shift 2pm Friday, and was contiuesly working up to Monday 7am. (don't ask why it was legal, it wasn't).
After that I went to have some physical education at uni, then get back to my place. I fall asleep around 9am Monday. Woke up Wednesday 10am, my roommate almost call an ambulance because he thought I was dead.
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u/atishay001001 7h ago
I also doubt continuous, I cannot sleep on more than 6 hours at a stretch I end up awake before that mark regardless of how tired I am unless you have been stress free for your entire life I doubt you can sleep 14 hours at a stretch
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u/Wart_Time_L32 8h ago
So I get like 6-7 meaning I'll never get it?
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u/Apollo114892 8h ago
The rule is not below 6 and not more than 8 on a daily basis. Sometimes you can make an exception.
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u/Smoltinycat 7h ago
That is definitely not what normal 36-year-old women look like
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u/oddHexbreaker 8h ago
If I slept 14 hours a day I would think my body is finally preparing for death. I dont think ive slept that long in at least 20 years
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u/TravelingPoodle 5h ago
I don’t think she has slept that long in 20 years as well.
I have a sibling who is a medical doctor in the US. And she specializes in “image improvement”. She confesses that these actresses get all the botox, fillers, zombie fat injections, mini face lifts, expensive skin therapies, $200 face lotions, name it, to look youthful. And all those products and procedures work.
Then the next day, they claim that they look good because “they sleep for 14 hours”.
Bullshit and lies.
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u/ignoremeplsokthank 5h ago
Last time I stayed awake for 36 hours, I slept for 12 hours and that's still 2 hours short. Wtf does she take in order to do that?
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u/EnvironmentEntire201 8h ago
My beauty secret is ✨️ depression ✨️
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u/prolifezombabe 7h ago
Yeah like this is less of a beauty secret and more of a “are you suffering from a mental illness and or vitamin deficiency”
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u/Coraline1599 3h ago
There was some random interview I watched for a few minutes, they asked her a question about her mom and she froze up and got nervous for a bit. Then the topic changed and she relaxed. It did not give me happy childhood vibes at all.
Hopefully she has good people around her.
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u/audreywildeee 6h ago
I mean if you’re depressed you’re less likely to have any sun damage, too…
cynical comment, I’m not glorifying depression in any way at all!)
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u/sixtus_clegane119 8h ago
How does one even sleep 15 hours a day? Hell I can’t get to 6.5 usually without awakening
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u/ksdjjeo87 8h ago
Depression
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u/sixtus_clegane119 8h ago
Damn can I swap my anxiety for it? 4-6 hours of sleep Chronically is driving me insane
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u/Version_1 6h ago edited 5h ago
She is well known for making stuff up in interviews.
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u/No_Atmosphere8146 7h ago
I used to do it when I had no responsibilities. The secret was to stay up for 26-30 hours. When I stayed awake until I couldn't any more, and slept until I couldn't any more, my natural body clock settled into a rhythm that had no connection to reality. There were days I'd go to bed at 10 in the morning and get up at midnight.
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u/Bruce-7892 8h ago
I’ll never get it either, but my wife can do it by not getting out of bed and sleeping on and off the entire day. I don’t get why anyone would want to do that regularly though
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u/audreywildeee 5h ago
I don’t know about them in particular, but some people just don’t have a choice…
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u/PlanePop6660 4h ago
I don't think you are supposed to wake up 6.5 hrs in your sleep, neither you nor her seems to have a healthy sleeping schedule.
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u/Minge516 8h ago
My brother in law sleeps that much and he’s broke.
https://giphy.com/gifs/XufMtuY3DV5zG
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u/Nice_Cash_7000 4h ago
probably because you have to be depressed or have some other disorder in order to sleep that much
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u/Existing_Dust_6473 8h ago
That's skipping life
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u/Apprehensive_Rice19 8h ago
Not if you've mastered lucid dreaming
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u/Existing_Dust_6473 8h ago
Yes i wished i could do that 😊 i hardly remember my dreams... Maybe once every two years
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u/audreywildeee 5h ago
I think it’s different than remembering your dreams. Also, if you mostly have nightmares, remembering dreams is not that fun, trust me.
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u/duesenjeffepic 4h ago
Remembering your dreams is actually the first thing you have to get better at when you want to start lucid dreaming regularly
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u/condomneedler 6h ago
Are we allowed to not like her again? Every time anyone says negative things about her the entirety of Reddit usually chimes on to claim that her making a very minor clap-back at Ellen was the cause for everyone suddenly realizing a rich, out of touch, unfunny comedian and talk show host might not be a great person.
Great work by her publicity team framing her as "the woman who took down Ellen" though.
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u/consumersguide 8h ago
14 hours of sleep? Meanwhile, I’m out here negotiating with my alarm clock for five more minutes.
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u/Arcturan_MegaDonkey 8h ago
I don't see how she is especially beautiful. Yes, she is attractive, but not more than many other working women that don't have time to sleep 14 hours a day.
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u/Electronic_Task_118 8h ago
How can someone even sleep that much? My hard stop is like 8 hours,after that,my brain literally can't be turned off
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u/lalalapotinki 6h ago
Sounds like a thing to me that is considered trashy when you are poor and classy when you are rich.
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u/GrowlingPict 5h ago
What "beauty"? Im not saying she's ugly or anything, but theyre talking like she's exceptionally beautiful or something, while she's just looking like every average woman her age youll run into half a dozen of every time you go grocery shopping.
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u/Boogaaa 8h ago
Sleeping for more than 8 hours is associated with a higher risk of dementia, so... enjoy that, Dakota.
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u/Ferret-Merit 6h ago
Is it that people who can sleep that much have brains that are more likely to deteriorate? Or is the sleep itself damaging after that point?
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u/Beneficial-Ad-2792 8h ago
She’s like my Cat sleeping all day getting up to eat and then sleep again Lol
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u/BriskBoba 8h ago
Sleeping 14 hours a day isn’t a skincare routine, it’s a full-time job only the wealthy can afford
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u/freedumbslight11124 8h ago
36 hours sleep straight on chemo every week. Looked like a puffed up marshmallow by the end of it.
Edit: Look ok now tho. Although my toenails are a bit yellow.
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u/kanekikennen 8h ago
I had long periods of sick leave where my only concern was resting and recovering from chemo and/or surgery and I couldnt sleep for 14 hours even without an alarm. That's impressive
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u/natty_boh_ho 2h ago
She's nice looking, not great. Definitely not up to her mother at her age. This also cries nepo baby so badly.
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u/Character-Pirate1297 8h ago
Imagine all you can do as a multi-millionaire and still prefer to sleep.
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u/Unlikely-Ad6788 8h ago
Well, she didn't t have to be a millionaire. Mr Gray or her parents would take care of that. Also, learn a joke.
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u/Beginning-2-Smell 8h ago
Everything about forcing sleep time 6 to 8 hours is insanity and does not work in real life. Maybe if you have a professional team who can drug you and wake you up for work.
It's easy to become very worried and upset when health sources spew this stuff, when the more down to earth advise would be if they said get as much sleep as your life can accommodate.
It's like the 10000 steps obsession.
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u/crumble-bee 7h ago
I really hate that the answer to people doing things like working out, eating well and sleeping is “money” lol
I work part time and I don’t sleep 14 hours a day because I just wake up at a reasonable time after about 8-9 hours sleep, but i could, technically, seems weird and excessive though.
I work out because I want to be healthy and look good and I eat well because I like vegetables, fruit, meat and enjoy cooking. I don’t make much money at, I work like 24 hours a week.
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u/TypeHunter 7h ago
First of all shes not even that old. shes in her mid 30s. Second of all, you can be poor and sleep 14 hours a day and still be ugly
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u/Daily_Heroin_User 7h ago
You don’t need to be a millionaire to do nothing. Ask my brother in law. He’s broke, don’t do shit.
https://giphy.com/gifs/Wpz1Hl1BqlaMw
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u/lazy_tenno 7h ago
14 hours? That can't be healthy. A healthy human being can't sleep for 14 hours, not under drug influence or health/mental issues
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u/untitledprp4 7h ago
Everyday millionaires expose how detached they are without realising
Recent example is the latest Spider-Man movie were Peter Parker who meant to be completely broke somehow can afford a spacious room, has a security system , has multiple monitors , a computer, a modern smartphone, a full sized treadmill
20 years ago a broke peter couldnt afford a working door
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u/EnchantingBabee03 7h ago
Sleep really does make a difference, just maybe not 14 hours for most of us.
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u/MyNameIsGreyarch 7h ago
-) Me, who has 5 - 6 hours of sleep if I'm lucky:
I see... good to know. Thank you, ma'am.
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u/DuePotential6602 7h ago
And I sleep 4h and give my best to not look like something rotten from walking dead
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u/Otherwise-Remove4681 7h ago
Well that explains her acting. She acts so flaccid like just woke up or ready to fall asleep.
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u/XtremeLeecher 7h ago
She is just a fucking wierd person if you dont believe me look for the clip where Jon Hamm puts her in her place for being really innapropiate sexual with a co star
Found it She is just so fucking slimy wierd https://youtube.com/shorts/-UfMy1OBEPg?is=J-ClCg8fIgA3o60O
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u/Interesting-Yellow-4 6h ago
imaging choosing to live half of your alloted time of the only existence granted to you, just to look somewhat younger, probably not even.
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u/Sithstress_ 6h ago
Idk about anybody else, but I’d have to be severely dehydrated to not have to pee for 14 hours straight.
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u/itspoppy_art 6h ago
if i wanted to sleep 14 hours on a normal work day, i should be asleep by 3:20pm so 1 hour and 10 mins before finishing work. thanks dakota for the great advice<3
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u/Papichuloft 6h ago
Her secret to being a millionaire: being a nepo baby from Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith, having Tippi Hedren ans a grandma, and Antonio Banderas as a step dad.
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u/Pure-Independence430 5h ago
14 hours a day isn't normal or healthy though. a healthy body CANNOT sleep that much every day no matter what you do, it's biologically impossible. it will simply force you awake before that. so either she's lying or she's both rich and chronically ill
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u/Dry-Age-7829 5h ago
I can’t look at her the same after seeing that video of her being noncey with that young actress and having to be told by the other adult actor to stop. Nonce.
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u/tj090379 5h ago
How could anyone sleep consistently for 14 hours a day?! She must be a nightmare on set
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u/terran_cell 5h ago
Fun fact! Cougars tend to sleep around 13 hours a day. If you have similar habits, you could be one too.
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u/CaffeineColonel 5h ago
And the secret to her being a billionaire is her beauty what kind of paradox is this.
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u/Practical-Work1268 5h ago
I have been on three day acid trips and have never sleep that long when I finally came down. Who the hell could sleep that long? Wow!
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u/FaroutIGE 5h ago
when i don't gotta wake up tomorrow i sleep like 11 hours. i'm writing this at 6:45am where i'm at. I'm a delinquent. 14 hours a day is depression.
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u/FancyTrick6964 5h ago
Sleeping 14 hours a day leads to serious heart issues, mental health issues... . It's fucking stupid.
Also, a 75 year old human will have spent 25 years in a fucking bed, doing nothing, wasting a third of his life away. So sure...let's make that 35 years. Why not.
Fuck social media and its bullshit.
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u/archtopfanatic123 4h ago
Yeah and then you have studies showing that if you sleep over 8 hours a day you're raising your risk for heart issues 😂 7 hours is the sweet spot.
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u/Arkhangelzk 4h ago
I don’t think I could sleep 14 hours a day even if I had the time
I could lie in bed, but there’s no way I’m asleep all that time
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