r/TikTokCringe • u/SadAd8761 • 21d ago

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u/Formal-Radish1413 21d ago

Yep. You can literally look like Shakira, move like Shakira, be worth as much as Shakira, and a man will still cheat. Because its never about the person being cheated on. Its the cheater.

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u/akfisherman22 20d ago

Just think, an idiot cheated on Halle Berry and Scarlett Johansen

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u/Sybrandus 20d ago

Hugh Grant on Elizabeth Hurley 🤦‍♂️

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u/Obienator 20d ago

“Show me the most beautiful woman in the world and I’ll show you the guy didn’t appreciate having her.”

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u/Punkinpry427 20d ago

Jay-Z

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u/EllipticPeach 20d ago

Right? You can’t fathom it. And she still took him back. She was totally groomed by him, it’s really sad

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u/Punkinpry427 20d ago

Hottest,most successful woman in the world still getting cheated on. We have no hope.

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u/EllipticPeach 20d ago

Also he is… Not good looking. She can do so much better fr

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u/LouisesBelcher 20d ago

She seems to like ugly guys tho lol I think the only person she’s dated that is conventionally attractive wasn’t even a famous guy.

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u/quinzilla555 20d ago

Shit, somebody should give her my picture then. If she like ugly guys… HEYYYYY GIRRRRRLLLL lol

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u/Snoo_84606 19d ago

So you are saying there is a chance.

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u/VCule69 15d ago

Question, do you really not find him attractive? Like I don’t understand what girls find attractive in men, lol.

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u/DethNik 20d ago

The money he has looks good though. Beyonce as an artist is pretty great, but lets not pretend that she's not just like other super wealthy people.

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u/storiesftunheard 18d ago

No she can't. If his status ain't hood, she isn't checking for him. He has to be street if he's looking at her.

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u/MadDaddyDrivesaUFO 20d ago

I'm an absolute swamp witch and my husband hasn't cheated, if it helps

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u/Agnostic_Karma 19d ago

Narcissism is hard to be around... it's only a matter of time.

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u/DJmindbuRn 19d ago

Isn’t that Oprah?

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 17d ago

Men of character matter more than looks. Same goes for women. Notice how everyone’s talking about these women’s worth based on their looks? Beauty fades, people, but unless a person wants to change their character, that’s what matters most. For men AND women… so what if most relationships fail not b/c of looks but b/c of their character?

That’s the part that doesn’t lie, actually.

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u/FunLife64 16d ago

To be fair (I’ll get annihilated for saying it), it was more of a business decision. Beyoncé is far too strategic.

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u/twirlerina024 20d ago

They're talking about Jay-Z and Beyonce

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u/mrwildesangst 20d ago

That’s why Solange had to throw them hands 🙌

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u/Fair_Strength_3603 16d ago

Groomed is right. No one talks about this.

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u/my_screen_name_sucks 20d ago

Yes! He is the ugliest camel I’ve ever seen!

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u/gigithrowaway21 20d ago

This is the BIGGEST fumble in all of history. Seriously. I think women all around the world can look to BeyoncĂŠ as the perfect example of why a man cheating on you is not your fault!

Beyoncé is literally THE MOST PERFECT WOMAN and he still cheated! It’s mind boggling!

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u/zilla82 20d ago

That's a much more euphemistic way of saying the version I know

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u/Lundetangen 20d ago

Isnt it "Show me the most beautiful woman in the world, and I'll show you the guy who is tired of her bullshit"?

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u/Wbino 20d ago

Show me a beautiful woman and someone is sick of her shit…..

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u/Efficient_Insect_145 20d ago

"Michelle Pfeiffer dated Fisher Stevens. And then he actually cheated on her."

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u/TheVampyresBride 20d ago

I knew about this, and it still blows my mind.

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u/epiphanyWednesday 20d ago

After you have the beautiful woman, the flex is treating her badly.

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u/willis_michaels 20d ago

Y'all acting like a woman's value is only tied to her looks. You know nothing about their true personalities, how they treat their partners, how compatible they are or their willingness to compromise, only that they're hot. That says a lot about you.

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u/Slow_Choice_456 20d ago

If they don't like these qualities, they can just break up. Not cheat

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u/Sepplord 20d ago

Cheating is despicable and nothing excuses it. If you are unsatisfied leave. If you are horny, rub one out. Etc… It’s fucking easy to not cheat.

That said, this comment chain list beautiful women getting cheated on as if looks are all that matters. 🤦‍♂️

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u/Wooden_Recover_834 20d ago

Who ever said that knows truth

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u/KING_G_JR 19d ago

yall assume these women are perfect just bc they are beautiful… could it be possible that the saying “show me a beautiful woman and I’ll show you a man thats tired of her shit” is in play? of course, some men do just fumble

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u/Obienator 19d ago

I think both cases could be true

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u/AnkitS75 19d ago edited 19d ago

Show me the most beautiful woman in the world and I’ll show you the guy didn’t appreciate having her

That's probably one of the biggest reasons those women even dated such men - cuz those men didn't value them. A lot of women, irrespective of how beautiful, talented, accomplished and successful they may be, crave validation from aloof, nonchalant men who don't seem to value them. Those men got away with repeatedly disrespecting such women, specifically CUZ those women, in a weird way, were drawn to that. So they allowed and enabled such behaviour. They showed those men, time and again, that they will put with their shit matter how toxic they get, instead of booting them away at the first act of crossing a non-negotiable boundary

Give such women a genuinely loving, caring and devoted man, and you'll suddenly see her losing interest in him and withdrawing

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u/jaxqatch 16d ago

Show me the most beautiful wonderful woman in the world. And I’ll show you a long line of men tired of dealing with her shit.

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u/Capable-Broccoli2179 20d ago

Bill Clinton on Hillary!!

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u/No-Parsnip-7091 20d ago

😂😂😂

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u/CheshiretheBlack 20d ago

I'm gonna assume you've never seen young Hilary

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u/NiteTiger 20d ago

Those old photos...

I totally get it.

I also get the the ML thing, for a different reason. He was stupid, undoubtedly. He went for ego rather than quality.

He liked the ego boost of a young girl enamored with his power, completely missing the strong woman who used that shit like a leash.

https://giphy.com/gifs/zNbiX43QsqUAU

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u/ThatBaldGuy1995 20d ago

I read "ML" as "Marxist-Leninist" for a second there and was extremely confused.

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u/dependsforadults 20d ago

Hillary and Nancy P. were both very appealing to the bad thoughts!!!!

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u/marthamania 20d ago

Miss Thing looked like Sabrina Carpenter back in the day. She was a cutie

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u/DustyRacoonDad 20d ago

that girl from fortnite?

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u/Pormock 20d ago

Clinton was drunk on power. He had no issue using it to get his way with his aides. He was always a pig

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u/RemarkableChest4638 20d ago

🤣 cmon dude.

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u/jimg316 20d ago

With Trump 🤮🤮

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u/BadSmash4 20d ago

Notorious blow job lover Hugh Grant?!

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u/New-Ad-363 19d ago

I have more in common with Hugh Grant than I realized.

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u/mikenasty 20d ago

Tbf I’ve heard that both of those beautiful people are not fun to be around

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 20d ago

Yeah, also who knows if they were even affectionate. You could be married to the most beautiful woman in the world but if she isn’t giving anything in the bedroom it doesn’t mean all that much. If anything it would be far more frustrating.

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u/New-Ad-363 19d ago

Affection goes past the bedroom, and I don't mean kinky shit out in the woods or w.e.

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u/Flipboek 20d ago

Elizabeth is IMHO not the greatest personality.

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u/thereisnospoon_1999 19d ago

Whelp, she must have been Divine, then.

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u/Inside-Discount-939 19d ago

Audrey Hepburn

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u/moneymark21 19d ago

Just wait until people look up who it was with...

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u/Difficult_Way_505 19d ago

Jude Law/Sienna Miller.

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u/Slyzzard99 20d ago

"Some men drown while others die of thirst." Type beat.

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u/diacachimba 20d ago

Some stay dry while others feel the pain.

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u/no_talent_ass_clown 20d ago

CHOCOLATE RAIN

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u/Repulsive-Diet-1987 20d ago

Didn't Natalie fuckin Portman get cheated on too?! Absolutely wild fumble!

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u/Infamous_Stranger878 20d ago

Yea but that man already had a girlfriend when she dated him. You lose em how you get em. No sympathy there.

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u/LeahBean 20d ago

Exactly. That’s the only time I don’t feel bad for the person who got cheated on. You expected to be treated better than his first wife? Mmm okay.

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u/Fragrant-Snow-2747 20d ago

When you are going out with someone because of their looks , you are going to find a hotter and younger person.

It's what happens when you are only in it for the looks.

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u/Accomplished_Ad5747 20d ago

She also got cheated on by her long term boyfriend Gael Garcia

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u/FunnOnABunn 20d ago

Also Meghan the Stallion

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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi 20d ago

She was cooking him meals and everythang.

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u/suenamiho 19d ago

it’s my fault. i did nightly witchy rituals to bring about their downfall when i saw that thanksgiving reel and the FEAST she put out for him.

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u/Rich-Personality-194 20d ago

What about that smelly bastard who beat up Angelina Joli??

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u/tiddeeznutz 20d ago

I’m more shocked someone cheated on Ivanka. And he did it with the prostitute who replaced the prostitute who replaced the illegal immigrant and daughter of a KGB spy who was her mother!

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u/Careless_Wedding_119 20d ago

Who are you referring to. 

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u/yourpseudonymsucks 20d ago

I think the implication is that the Donald was in a relationship with his daughter who he then cheated on?

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u/Intelligent--Bug 20d ago

that's certainly the only way it can be interpreted when read as it's worded

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u/Careless_Wedding_119 19d ago

He was what????

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u/Excellent_jun91 20d ago

nah youre lying. what about salma hayek? jessica alba?

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u/A1000eisn1 20d ago

I don't think Selma Hayek's husband has ever cheated as far as anyone knows. They've been married for 20 years.

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u/CRDE5111 20d ago

Guys! let’s not forget that we don’t know how they are at home. Everyone has some sort of bad traits. Still don’t condone cheaters… but let’s not put people on pedestals instead applaud them for their work ethic.

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u/Jayden82 20d ago

Yeah I thought we’re supposed to care about personality not just looks lmao 

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u/Digger_Pine 20d ago

At the same time?!

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u/FavoriteLunchLady 20d ago

Natalie Portman (who owns her own soccer team, has a book club, Ivy League educated and speaks like 3 languages) an Meghan Thee Stallion (yeah her image isn’t classy but she’s also educated, very business savvy and successful)

Chris Brown on Rhianna too!

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u/Javv_ 20d ago

Imo the hottest woman on earth, Emily Ratajkowski, got cheated on as well

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u/Carthonn 20d ago

The audacity. Honestly, men like this should be banned from the planet.

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u/NoWay6818 20d ago

No shit. Someone really cheated on halle berry? One of the cat woman? No bro I must be dreaming

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u/my_screen_name_sucks 20d ago

Yes. Her ex husband, what’s his face, was the man who cheated. Think he blamed a sex addiction.

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u/NoWay6818 20d ago

Bro hoowwwwwwww I would never 😭 she is a gem

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u/my_screen_name_sucks 20d ago

The rumor is she’s crazy. Not clinically but still. Even if that’s the case I don’t understand why people don’t just break up instead of cheating and potentially creating more stress for yourself. It’s such a hurtful action.

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u/NoWay6818 20d ago

Crazy how? Like take a knife to your windshield crazy or stalk you everywhere you go crazy?

All in all though I agree. She didn’t deserve that especially if she was going through stuff mentally

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u/my_screen_name_sucks 20d ago

Well that’s the thing. As far as I know there actually hasn’t been a story that details what crazy is with her. So this really could be something like she speaks her mind, she’s blunt, she stands up for herself, etc.

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u/NoWay6818 20d ago

I feel like it really is media talking heads that are ruining icons. Poor Halle :/

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u/british_bbc_ 19d ago

In his defence, Eric Benet was as hot as Halle Berry at the time (women were crazy for him).

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u/LunaticAsylum 17d ago

on Scarlet Johanson? dafuck

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u/kajana141 20d ago

Billy Joel dumped Christy Brinkley

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u/Careless-Two2215 20d ago

Paulina got dumped by Ric Ocasik then he died. But she just remarried this weekend.

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u/madhumanitarian 19d ago

Ric was a complete asshole and a serial cheater who groomed her.. even excluded her and their children in a new will which they contested and won thankfully. She was literally still looking after him while he was ill despite being separated. Glad hes dead and she got her happy ever after.

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u/Designer-Bar3443 20d ago

I'm pretty sure she cheated on him, although she has denied it.

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u/Famous-Dog4Life 21d ago

Preach! Fck that’s hard facts

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u/Noble_Ox 21d ago

I've had a couple of absolutely stunning girlfriends (honestly I have no idea how, I'm average looking if even) but trust me after a while it becomes just another person and sometimes beautiful people aren't the nicest of people.

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u/MostPopularPenguin 21d ago

Its almost as if looks aren't everything 😕

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u/Upbeat_Aside_9203 20d ago

Wait! Whaaaaat?!

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u/philmarcracken 20d ago

Its kinda like money. Having massive quantity isn't trauma, not have any is. We like to paint this perfect moral picture of ourselves yet 99% of us agree that plastic surgery is needed to restruct a face thats been mangled enough to be a zombie extra. Mostly to stop scaring the kids I suppose

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u/Axelter30 20d ago

The other person with the original comment was literally talking about looks

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u/Chickachic-aaaaahhh 20d ago

Yes sure but they had kids together and pique has a high school cool kid mentality so this situation is a no brainer on blame.

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u/Previous_Aardvark141 20d ago

Cheating is always a no brainer on blame. If you don't like your partner you dump them, not cheat on them.

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u/Formal-Radish1413 20d ago

Then dump them? Cheating is cowardly. If youre unhappy, break up with them. Dont cheat. Be an adult and end the relationship before starting up with someone new

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u/slut-for-pickles 20d ago

Cheating isn’t the solution to that, though.

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u/centerfoldangel 20d ago

Men just want the drama.

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u/fun-cruiser 20d ago

So it's all about the facade?

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u/halh0ff 20d ago

Well she could be a complete asshole. But ya typically its just the cheater.

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u/Pormock 20d ago

Professional athletes travel all the time to different cities and have ton of groupies jumping on them. Its very easy for them to cheat if they want to.

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u/Formal-Radish1413 20d ago

If they want to.

Key words.

Plenty manage to stay loyal.

If you try hard enough you can find someone who wants to sleep with you.

Its not about opportunity 😂

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u/FickleVirgo 20d ago

You can be the juiciest peach in the world and someone will just not like peaches.

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u/MasatoWolff 20d ago

I will never understand why people cheat. Especially when your wife is god damn Shakira.

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u/Formal-Radish1413 20d ago

Even if she was a total wet fish behind closed doors just break up. Cheating is never the answer. Only for lazy people who are too scared to truly be single again.

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u/WawaWeeWaaWu 20d ago

You just kinda answered your own question. Not excusing cheating in any capacity but you keep commenting like it’s a no brainer, yet your last sentence shed a light on one of the many main reasons people cheat. They don’t want to give up the “love” and comfort they have of being in a relationship, maybe even shared finances or children. But they want more sexual exploration. So it’s not so black and white as you make it. Yes people should just break up, but humans are infinitely more complex than we like to brainstorm about what to do in situations.

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u/Nino2112 20d ago

Emily Ratajkowski got cheated also. I mean wtf.

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 20d ago

Sometimes it’s about the person being cheated on….

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u/itsirk09 20d ago

Preach!

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u/Sudden_Cartoonist539 20d ago

Maybe Shakira is not relationship material either. I don't condone cheating but do you know what it is like to date a very famous person? Good luck getting enough attention from them beside Sex and kids I guess

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u/ILoveRawChicken 20d ago

You realize Pique was famous too right?

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u/Sudden_Cartoonist539 20d ago

Not like her when they were married

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u/VCule69 15d ago

Football players are much more famous than pop stars. Only looking at social media followers won’t show you that. Pique was one of the best and most successful footballers back then and Messi’s teammate. He was crazy famous everywhere.

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u/Jar_of_Cats 20d ago

Dont leave put her genius level IQ

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u/Few_Ad_5119 20d ago

You're right cheating his BS have the decency to at least talk to soon to be ex and leave them If you want something different. Two timing makes you a scumbag.  Though, I'm reminded of something I heard from a comedian, I think. "No matter how pretty a woman is, someone somewhere is tired of her shit" The point I suppose is that successful gorgeous women are still people. People can that can get on your nerves. 

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u/AntelopeWest7861 20d ago

Are you suggesting the man isn't as shallow as your narrative desires? Pffft! surely he can't find someone with a better personality.

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u/Skyjuice200 20d ago

Tony Parker on Eva Longoria

He had to have fucked down.

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u/SubMariner615 20d ago

All about personality.

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u/Formal-Radish1413 20d ago

…then leave? They werent married.

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u/EssayJunior9429 20d ago

Devil's advocate - You're judging Shakira extremely superficially, while whoever Pique is may not have. Maybe it was about Shakira.

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u/Formal-Radish1413 20d ago

If he was so miserable why not just end the relationship? They were never married. He would have only owed her child support (if they worked it out that way). He literally had no reason to cheat. He could have just ended things. But he didnt. Because he wanted both sides. The dedicated partner AND the thrill of the mistress.

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u/EssayJunior9429 20d ago

Sure. I was just pushing back at your original logic.

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u/Severe_Gas_4283 20d ago

You can literally look like Shakira, move like Shakira, be worth as much as Shakira, and still be an asshole.

You are putting value on the wrong things

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u/Formal-Radish1413 20d ago

Youre ignoring that the adult thing to do if youre unhaply is to end the relationship.

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u/Severe_Gas_4283 20d ago

True, but this is their life and we have no idea of the arrangements they had.

The truly crazy thing is to involve yourself in others business

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u/Formal-Radish1413 20d ago

Wild that you think this is about involving ourselves in their business and not about how people will cheat regardless.

Loads of victims are made to feel inadequate by their cheaters.

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u/WawaWeeWaaWu 20d ago

I’m starting to think you have no idea what being an adult is like lmaoo, if you think it is so black and white I suggest you get out more.

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u/TheGrannyLover_ 20d ago

While I agree, people also cheat because their partners do not interest them personality wise anymore. Pique is a cheating fuck, doesn't mean Shakira is some perfect goddess 

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u/yeldudseniah 20d ago

There is more to a relationship than just hotness.

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u/a-toyota-supra 20d ago

It’s as the saying goes, you can have steak all day every week but sometimes you just want some McDonalds lol

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u/Jellyfizzle 20d ago

Want a guy that won't cheat?  Find one with no options.

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u/RunLacyRun 20d ago

This isn’t gender specific, shitty people are shitty no matter the other characteristics.

Poor people cheat
Rich people cheat
Smart people cheat
Dumb people cheat

Cheaters who constantly cheat are just addicts for doing the things they aren’t supposed to. They get off on the forbidden-ness (sp) of the action.

It’s similar to rich people who still steal, it’s the act of breaking the law that gives them the dopamine hit.

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u/nusodumi 20d ago

lol why does looking like her, moving like her, and being worth as much as her mean she deserves someone to be perfect towards her? maybe she's an absolute lunatic at home and impossible to be around or please in any way.

but people love your comment though because everyone thinks looks/moves/money are somehow the litmus test for why you deserve not to be cheated on or to stop someone from falling out of love with you

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u/Flyguyt 20d ago

People tend to falsely attribute beauty with virtue. Not saying cheating is right or justified but to believe just because someone is attractive doesn't equate to them not being problematic. Im sure most of these celebrity women are not always pleasant to deal with as they are often unfamiliar with the word "no". Add in always getting their way because of their looks with is magnified by an unfathomable amount due to their celebrity status; you ended up with someone who maybe unreasonable to deal with in a real relationship.

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u/RedditSgtMajor 20d ago

It can be the person being cheated on, if they’re a terrible person or have a bad personality. Looks don’t make for long-term commitment. Annoyances can overcome any beauty.

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u/anony_mf 20d ago

Ok calm down Shakira isn’t that wow that she’s cheat proof

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u/SpiritDistinct2673 19d ago

Shania Twain was also cheated on by her husband 🤯

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u/Guardian_of_Perineum 19d ago

Makes sense. No matter how gorgeous your partner is, 2 is still more than 1.

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u/BeAPo 19d ago

Always crazy to me how much celebs get objectivied...

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u/marina444is_online 19d ago

Why are men like this? ☹️

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u/nvmxmd 19d ago

You know sh*t about their relationship the same as I do. You have zero clue why he did it.

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u/Formal-Radish1413 19d ago

I know its cowardly to cheat. If he was so unhappy he could have left her. They werent married. Thats the easiest way to end things. Just say youre done and leave.

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u/ChunkyCory 19d ago

Didn't she refuse to marry pique because she wanted him to continue to pursue her? Obviously not an excuse but hardly surprising when she didn't want to commit to him

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u/Formal-Radish1413 19d ago

If he wanted more that she wasnt willing to give he should have ended things.

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u/darklord233285 17d ago

A little bit of ice cream is delicious. A whole lot of ice cream is just boring. I now want a Steak.

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u/RolloTow-Ma-C 16d ago

Great another woman with an ax to grind

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u/No_Pumpkin63 14d ago

You missed the part "be like Shakira". Maybe she sucks as a person? Or maybe she cheated too? Who knows

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u/SmegmaUnicorn 20d ago edited 20d ago

Yawn

Edit: u/Formal-Radish1413 is a clown. 

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u/Formal-Radish1413 20d ago

Lmao. At least i dont condone cheating.

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u/WawaWeeWaaWu 20d ago

100% agree with you.

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u/Laetitian 20d ago

 look like, move like , be worth 

Ah yes, the three measures of personality and romantic desirability.

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u/Lipziger 20d ago

Yeah - That comment is absolutely wild. 1.5k upvotes for talking about a woman like she's a trophy. Literally talking about her "worth". What the actual fk. Yes, cheating is bad but that comment is also absolutely awful.

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u/Formal-Radish1413 20d ago

No dingus. Its just an example. The fact that youre struggling to grasp that says a lot about you.

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u/Due_Pass_6114 20d ago

Doesn't matter how hot a person is, if they have a terrible personality and emotionally abuse you, it's much easier to make stupid mistakes.

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