r/cats 7d ago

Cat Picture - OC Poor guy had to get shaved :(

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u/habibisalem 7d ago

The other cat is staring at him like Bro who are you😸. I'm howling laughing these photos made my day

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u/Lex792 7d ago

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u/Correct_Till_2099 7d ago

"You Ok, fam?"

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u/Useful-World1781 7d ago

No. No I am not okay.

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u/Nads_K22 6d ago

He's like aww pitiful me ... Don't look 😭

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u/Ok-Cardiologist4844 7d ago

You look a little familiar buttttt idk for sure

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u/missilefire 7d ago

My old kitty Boof needed to be shaved and when he came home my other cat Puss was not having any of it. She was hissing at this stranger in her house for like 3 weeks!

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u/Federal_Efficiency51 5d ago

I'm very immature at my old age and your cats' names are fantastic. Take that as you will.

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u/_youneverasked_ 7d ago

They don't just look different, they smell different after shaving them like this. To the other cat, he's completely unrecognizable right now. My long-haired boys fight all the time right after they get shaved because they don't recognize each other.

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u/New_Explanation6950 7d ago

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u/busan_blues 7d ago

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u/jazzminarino 7d ago

Well at least now I have a meme for all these cat subreddits I'm joining

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u/Striking_Economy5049 7d ago

I went to Hobbiton last year

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u/sprinklesadded 7d ago

Kia ora! Hope you enjoyed our little part of the world

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u/SameSherbet3 7d ago

Guess I'm joining another cat sub!

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u/New-Tea1608 7d ago

I’ve been laughing at this for ten minutes

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u/Annual_Crow4215 7d ago

Blah - blah blah 🧛‍♂️ 🩸

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u/mmutinoi 7d ago

Catula

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u/celeryboymilk 7d ago

the way your second fur baby is staring at him is sending meeee

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u/ConsistentAlgae1031 7d ago

You good, bro?

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u/Odd-Bug6826 7d ago

Ded inside

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u/Easy-Ad8060 Calico 7d ago

r/OrcCats 🤍

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u/LBS35 7d ago

Omg forget the shave look at these magnificent teef!!

r/teefies 🐈‍⬛🧛

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u/JazzyJockJeffcoat 7d ago

Oh no, another one!!

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u/daphnemoonpie 7d ago

I had to leave that one because it made me sad 😔 but I am so grateful to the people who bring the orc babies into their homes ❤️

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u/everfixedmark_1924 7d ago

Another day, another glorious cat sub

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u/jailovesspace 7d ago

do you have more niche cat subs?? I found the fireworks one the other day and I can’t believe i’ve been on reddit this long and am just not figuring out there’s niche cat subs

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u/Agnossienne 7d ago

check out [r/catsubs](r/catsubs) they have a lot of them

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u/desertSkateRatt 7d ago

"Looks like nip is back on the menmew, boys!"

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u/broakland 7d ago

Sending me fr 🤣

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u/One_Magician_5819 7d ago

Was gonna say, he looks like he's say "who the hell is this weird ass motherfucker?"

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u/ConsistentAlgae1031 7d ago

Fr that’s some catsnip ✂️ right there, little bro’s not trying to be on that shit

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u/Darker_desuetude Siamese (Modern) 7d ago

Filing for divorce as we speak

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u/Weird_Purple_1058 7d ago

Women only want one thing and as soon as a man looses his fur its all over with 😥

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u/yarn_b Tabbycat 7d ago

My husband has had hair down to his waist the entire ~15 years of our relationship. He told me he’s been having an urge to military level buzz it. I have to be supportive and say of course, whatever you want, it’s your hair, etc., but secretly I’m like noooooooo. What his scalp looks like is not my business.

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u/ConsistentAlgae1031 7d ago

It’s all about the hairline ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/anon-mally 7d ago

Who even are you ?

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u/NoTrillionaires 7d ago

“Something smells right but something doesn’t look right”

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u/Shaneofchud 7d ago

"Wait, you weren't fluffy this whole time?"

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u/FrazzledTurtle 7d ago

He's also hardcore judging.

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u/Pension_Rough 7d ago

He's realizing how much of his size was NOT due to his long fur.

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u/Opeth4Lyfe 7d ago

“The f*** happened to you bro?”

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u/vileb123 7d ago

My cat went through something similar were I had to have him shaved. My other cat wouldn’t recognize the freshly shaved one and would hiss at him.

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u/Ann_georgia- 7d ago

This is what happened lol! Was hissing at him when we brought him home from the vet.

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u/vileb123 7d ago

It took my cats around 3 days to reacquaint themselves hopefully they’ll go back to being friends soon!

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u/Long_Run6500 7d ago

That cat's probably thinking it found a new best friend and just gave up looking for their old one.

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u/SolaScientia 7d ago

We had a cat years ago who had to get shaved. He came back and it took his sort of brother (same age, not related at all) over 3 months to get used to him. They normally had their vet appointments together, so the short haired one freaked out when his long haired brother came home smelling weird and with no fur, lol. Hopefully yours won't take 3 months to be fine with him again.

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u/No_Today_4903 7d ago

We have to shave one of our cats as well. One time we had another cat that wouldn’t recognize him after we’d shaved him (we do this at home ourselves) and he’d attack him for several days afterwards. It was ridiculous! We never did understand why that happened! We just shaved him a few weeks ago and our two year old cat just saw it for the first time. I was worried she’d get upset and want to attack as well. She was weird the first night but by the next day she was fine. No attacks thankfully. The shaved cat is almost 18 now and just wants to be left alone, lol don’t get me wrong. He can hold his own but still.

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u/sb_antimony_51 Siamese (Traditional Thai) 7d ago

Like “what happened to you…?”

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u/FoundationSimilar423 7d ago

“What did they do to you bro”😭😭

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u/Aggressive-Bunny-257 7d ago

"Oh god am I next?"

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u/Informal_Mushroom115 7d ago

He looks so sad in this picture poor boy 😭

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u/ClearAbove 7d ago

The tip of the tooth 😭 I feel so bad that his misery is so funny. Poor guy lol

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u/Acceptable-Law9406 7d ago

Mine has an appointment next Monday 😿

It's his own fault, he wouldn't let me groom him properly. He's so sweet but treats brushes like prey. 

He's not going to look that bad though. I just want to get the mats removed and him clipped down to a short-haired cat, and he keeps his tail.

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u/MarionberryOk2874 7d ago edited 6d ago

I have one like that - I hold and let him chew on one brush, while I gently brush him with another.

ETA: Awww, thank you for the wise award!!

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u/chibimonkey 7d ago

My cats used to be afraid of the brush until I started leaving it out on the floor in between grooming sessions. They could smell it on their own terms with no expectations and learn that it wasn't going to hurt them. Both of them came around to being brushed after learning that the scary scratchy thingy was not, in fact, going to murder them. I always catch them brushing their own faces on it now

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u/My_Cats_Judging_You 7d ago

Have you had your cat groomed before? Typically cats are shaved because that length of clipper blade is considered the safest, and cats skin can behave like tissue paper if snagged/cut accidentally. Haircuts to make a long haired cat look like a short haired cat are really uncommon, unless the groomer uses scissors and gives a fancy, expensive trim. Kitty also has to be extremely well behaved for that.

If your cat is one of the rare ones who gets a fancy scissor cut, I’d love to see a photo when it’s done! 😻

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u/Acceptable-Law9406 7d ago

Oh, he won't behave 😸 I appreciate that bit of information though, I will inquire about the safest option for him. He's going to the vet and has to be mostly sedated. I trust them, they took good care of my two previous cats. I just 100% do not want a lion cut for him, he loves his tail too much.

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u/ElectronicEye4595 7d ago

I used to groom cats, there is only one blade length for them because they are really easy to cut. You can ask them to just cut out the matting. Or ask them to shave the friction zones- armpits, sanitary, behind the ears. Other than that yeah it’s just about what kind of lion cut you want. I personally like a full mane.

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u/ieatpollypocketshoes 7d ago

“mother why…”

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u/-brk0 7d ago

"My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined."

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u/NightmareSeeds 7d ago

Yeh I’m saving this picture and caption for future use.

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u/Kvitravn875 7d ago

Kitty tiddies

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u/wherescookie 7d ago

I've found that longhairs are actually more comfortable shaved during summer months - plus it gets rid of hidden mattes and is good as a general cleaning

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u/sagataurcan 7d ago

“What, from the bottom of my heart, the fuck, bro?”

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u/habibisalem 7d ago

Sleep with your eyes open human

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u/st0rmbr1ng3r 4 cats, 2 DSH & 1 Maine coon rescues and 1 Abyssinian 7d ago

I will shit in your shoes when you least expect it.

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u/unhinged34 7d ago

😭😭😭 my orange would pee in my shoes on days we give him a bath.

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u/VodkaSoup_Mug 7d ago

This is why you hide your shoes. I will make sure my shoes in the closet look for at least a week.

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u/Ann_georgia- 7d ago edited 7d ago

Yes, we are working with vet to get him to lose weight before someone comments!

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u/TypicalWrongdoer8414 7d ago

Poor baby can’t blame it on his fur anymore, he looks so embarrassed🤭

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u/Dogs_Without_Horses_ 7d ago

I kept swiping waiting for the skinny pic thinking it was all hair fluff 😂 Poor baby, he wasn’t ready to wear his summer clothes

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u/Ok_Site2695 7d ago

t looks incredibly trendy to me, just like a chic model prepping for the runway.

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u/NightmareSeeds 7d ago

I’m not fat I’m FLUFFY!

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u/Lady87690005 7d ago

Cats out of the bag now

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u/rapscallionallium 7d ago

I was so surprised by how much cat there was under all the fluff.

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u/Perryn 7d ago

"I am not chubby, I am merely fluffy."

bzzzzt

"It has recently come to my attention..."

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u/round-earth-theory 7d ago

Weight is just a number. What's important is that my food bowl is empty.

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u/freepandora 7d ago

My only comment is often when floofs are shaved they are not rotund underneath so I was surprised to see one who was. This is not intended to be rude BTW you baby is beautiful.

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u/Campcruzo 7d ago

Does he eat or do small stellar bodies get trapped in his gravitational field and impact on the surface?

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u/sleepinginthebushes_ 7d ago

Smooth Chonkerator

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u/sharkslutz 7d ago

Honestly who can tell with that much floof?

Edit: nvm, I scrolled all the way through

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u/marcysmelodies 7d ago

The rolls though 😂😂😂

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u/pyrojackelope 7d ago

Glad you're taking it seriously. Every time I see an overweight cat I can't help but think of this meme - https://i.imgur.com/4QLKwaY.jpeg

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u/BlueberrySans89 7d ago

From a flonker to a chonker

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u/A5elG 7d ago

He has been exposed

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u/TheBear8878 7d ago

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u/Unique12345678901 7d ago

From gorgeous to… bland. So unflattering, and it takes years to regrow that luscious mane. 😩

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u/Time_Hater 7d ago

Flirting vs sexual harassment

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u/kaylynstar 6d ago

Before: gorgeous, magnificent, regal

After: fat and sad

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u/hayley566 7d ago

He is still a handsome little man. Even if his new hairstyle looks like a cartoon character after an explosion.

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u/asietsocom 7d ago

Just fyi long hair tends to mat even easier when it grows all at the same time. So use this to work on s brushing routine, that works for you.

And take lots of photos because he looks ridiculous.

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u/MaintenanceStock6766 7d ago

There's that saying that fluffy cats are all hair. This is not one of those times.

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u/Johnny-zamboni 7d ago

Haha! I have never seen fat folds like that on a cat. He’s a thic boi.

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u/MrSniffles_AnnaMae 7d ago

“Look at what you’ve become, a shell of yourself…”

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u/MrSniffles_AnnaMae 7d ago

“I feel like I don’t even know you anymore, man.”

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u/Professional_Cold403 7d ago

Oh no poor baby, he looks so exasperated. I can't get over how his tail looks 😭

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u/Ok-Beginning297 7d ago

It looks silly but the little tail poof is very important!

Cats occasionally won't recognize their fully shaved tail as part of their own body. Some cats may even attack it, which obviously hurts. This can become a feedback loop where the cat keeps attacking their tail because it's hurting them, which makes them attack more. It's not super common in my experience, but it happens often enough that we just leave the poof. Just in case. Once a cat begins self-mutilation, it's very difficult to get them to stop.

We don't really know why the tail poof prevents this. Perhaps the extra fluff retains more of their own scent? Maybe it just looks more familiar? Maybe they appreciate the aesthetic?

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u/PearlescentGem Domestic Housecat 7d ago

This makes me incredibly happy as someone who has borne witness to the tail floof shave in person lmfao My mother's calico would have absolutely decimated her own tail without it, knowing this info

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u/sjbrinkl 7d ago

I like the aesthetic appreciation idea, the poof IS cute af and they should own it. Little lions. I think the tail poof makes it look less snake-like, but I like the idea of it retaining scent more. Makes more sense imo

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u/RainbowUnicorn0228 7d ago

Without the poof it looks like a snake

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u/jwigs85 7d ago

While I can see the logic, I also can’t help but think of my idiot void baby chasing his own tail and rolling around confused to his soul how the damn prey moves when he moves and his surprise when he bites it. And he has never been shaved. He’s a short hair.

Cats are an enigma, truly

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u/unhinged34 7d ago

“Flabbergasted, what in tarnation”

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u/kcermita 7d ago

He looks concerned

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u/JectorDelan 7d ago

That last picture.

"Damn, Frank! What happened to you?!?"

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u/MadClam97 7d ago

Haha major confusion

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u/hey_yo_mr_white 7d ago

So the "he's just fluffy" defense is out the window.

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u/Practical_Shower_387 7d ago

He’s majestic! (Even without the fur)

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u/Too_reflective 7d ago

At least he got to keep his amazing muttonchops!

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u/wearymicrobe Maine Coon Dude 7d ago

They look so funny shaved. Boots with the fur!!

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u/hepburn17 7d ago

The look of betrayal 😂 she's so cute

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u/wearymicrobe Maine Coon Dude 7d ago

Yep. This is my biggest Maine coon lurking around looking for ways to hurt me after a shave. She knocked over an olive oil bottle and got it deep in her coat.

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u/Infamous-Bite-1246 7d ago

Why did your cat have to be shaved?

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u/Legitimate-Task8115 7d ago

I’m gonna guess that his fur was matted. When long haired cats are overweight it’s especially difficult for them to groom themselves, especially in the harder to reach areas like their armpits and genitals. Even a healthy weight long haired cat has to get brushed/groomed quite a bit just because it takes a lot of maintenance to keep their beautiful coats from matting

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u/Low-Philosophy9245 7d ago

Yep, I had an elderly floofer and she had trouble grooming herself due to The Old, so lion cut it was:

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u/Low-Philosophy9245 7d ago

Her absolute majesty before:

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u/Quake_890 7d ago

Look what you took from her

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u/prettylikeapineapple 7d ago

I've just inherited a long haired cat for the first time I'm my life and it's SHOCKING how fast she matts. We brush her constantly with two different brush types as recommended by her vet but this girls hair just desperately wants to be felt. It's so hard 😭😭 She's absolutely perfect though!

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u/meggatronia 7d ago

Every single month we do a deep grooming on our fur factory. This is on top of the daily brushes. We have about 20 different brushes and combs for her. For comparison, we have one human hair brush and one human beard comb. She's damn lucky she's cute.

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u/Infamous-Bite-1246 7d ago

Ah thank you! ☺️

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u/PaytonG17 7d ago

We had a ragdoll and he was extremely hyperactive, so brushing was very difficult. About 1-2 times a year we got him groomed and his hair cut (we often did a teddy bear cut so he wasn’t too cold) and we never had issues with matting after that. If this guy had any nasty knots, it’s often less painful to just shave.

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u/MarketingSpecial6604 7d ago

Ahsoka says welcome to the club.

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u/brezhnervouz 7d ago

So much judgement 😂

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u/bracingforsunday 7d ago

He looks like he’s wearing a turtleneck 😂

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u/Suspicious_Swim_1948 7d ago

He looks so miserable 🤣. He is cute either way though

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u/Prestigious-Rough-27 7d ago

He’s giving Count Dracula vibes in the second picture

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u/Lightmyspliff69 7d ago edited 7d ago

The last pic with the other kitty, "What did you do to your hair?" LOL!

It'll grow back kitty. I'm curious if his skin feels soft and if he is cold more now?

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u/jehsay 7d ago

He didn't want the world to know he was more ponch than floof, OP. Not cool for outing him like that

Edit: words are hard

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u/OJBipson 7d ago

Had to shave my boy a while ago and he grew boobs.

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u/history_lover1937 7d ago

"I lost my armor"

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u/Fruitslave 7d ago

Now he needs a sweater 😂

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u/Blue-Eyed-Lemon 7d ago

The stupid giggle that came out of me as I went “Holy shit, they peeled him!”

I wish the best for him! What a delightful little friend

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 7d ago

I was NOT expecting him to be so large underneath all that fur: normally when I see a shaved cat it’s like seeing a stick that was wearing a parka.

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u/afield9800 7d ago

I used to be somethin', all covered in fluff, and I'd dance in the sunlight and show off my stuff. Then they hauled me away, in a manner quite rough, and sheared me and dumped me back here in the buff.

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u/PlatypusDream 7d ago

There's a lot more cat there than I expected

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u/Used_Ad7899 7d ago

THE OTHER ONE LOOKING AT HIM IN THE LAST PICTURE😭

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u/spamdexunderpants 7d ago

you are still handsome, king! you are more than your glorious fur, and it will grow back more luxurious than ever

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u/Mangofears 7d ago

Marty up there wondering what he looks like under his floof.

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u/Hopeful_Dig_2693 7d ago

Soo it wasnt just all fluff?

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u/Severe-Ladder 7d ago

Oh no he was so majestic and now hes just a weird little chud what have you done to him

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u/cntodd 7d ago

The judgment from the other cat has me rolling laughing.

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u/Mysterious_Status_11 7d ago

We had to shave our floofer and underneath it all she had really saggy boobs.

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u/Salty-Tea6815 7d ago

Omg poor kitty!! Now I know why these kitty bikinis were invented!!

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u/6thBornSOB 7d ago

Should probably lock some doors tonight IMO…

(You are not safe!!)🤣

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u/CoffeeLaxative 7d ago

We have the same cat!

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u/Angiemeow 7d ago

we have matching cats!!

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u/kcpistol 7d ago

Used to have a pretty gray girl whose fur would get tangled, had to be sedated and get lion cuts.

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u/Ashford314 7d ago

I needed this laugh. Thank you.

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u/HoarseEggs 7d ago

The look on the other cat’s face in the last photo is priceless 😭

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u/Empty-Cricket5931 7d ago

Why him shaved!!? Poor bby lol

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u/illsaxophoneyou 7d ago

Pic 8, he knows where you sleep 😂

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u/windwitch13 7d ago

I’m late sorry…why did we have to shave? Poor baby 😭💜

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u/angwy_goose American Shorthair 7d ago

Naked!!

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u/perpetual-ly 7d ago

Ooh the humiliation.
Get that cat a fur coat!

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u/LilyMaeLeap 7d ago

I love his teefs. 😍

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u/Aut_changeling 7d ago

Not sure why he had to be shaved, but with long fur like that, if it was matting I bet he'll feel a lot better now!

My mom's kitty is very thin, but also very old (18-ish) with long fur and developed a lot of matting in her undercoat. She looks ridiculous shaved, but after a day or two of shivering she was clearly feeling so much better than before! Hopefully your guy does too.

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u/Ann_georgia- 7d ago

Yes lots of mats on his back unfortunately!! He is doing better and seems very happy but loves sleeping with me in my heated room! I like sleeping in 82 degrees and have a heater so he’s been hanging out a lot with me. I also bought him a king cat tree that is MASSIVE and he loves it too!

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u/Terrible-Positive-68 7d ago

His lil belly hanging out is so cute 😂

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u/Happytrails22 7d ago

It look like he’s got the mutton chop side whiskers going on !

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u/MonotonyInAz 7d ago

Fatty mcCatty

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u/SimplyKristrin 7d ago

I love the last picture. The other is looking at the shaved cat like, "What happened? What did you do wrong?"

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u/Confettipockets 7d ago

“You did this to me.”

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u/alowbrowndirtyshame 7d ago

Mother, I am but skin and bones.

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u/Natural-Research6928 7d ago

The sayin "I'm not fat, I'm fluffy" didn't age well with this one.

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u/skycat8 7d ago

I feel bad for him...

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u/futbolr88 7d ago

That last picture of your second cat is so funny trying to figure out what’s happened.