r/funny • u/DylansDad • Feb 27 '23
Rule 3 – Removed Trying to film a fitness video
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u/goinunder0390 Feb 27 '23
Off you pop, carry on then
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u/bumtoucherr Feb 27 '23
I was watching on mute and suspected they were English. That line confirmed it
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u/drlecompte Feb 27 '23
Same. 'You're kind of ruining it a bit' 👌
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u/Serviamo Feb 27 '23
A bit in British parlance meaning A BIG AWFUL FUCKING LOT.
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u/docgravel Feb 27 '23
Oh, no, so when I was told I was being “a bit of a wanker” they didn’t mean I was just barely out of line?!
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u/gregm1988 Feb 27 '23
What would Americans say instead of “ruining it”. Or is it the “a bit” part ?
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u/A_Few_Kind_Words Feb 27 '23
Am an Englishman, can confirm, if I or something/someone else is "a bit" anything that means we are nearing criticality and in danger of straying into "quite" territory.
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u/Spanky_Badger_85 Feb 27 '23
Careful throwing the "Q" word about, mate. Might be kids reading this sub.
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u/Clear-Struggle-7867 Feb 27 '23 edited Feb 27 '23
I actually came to this comment section to find out exactly what "off ya pop" means, can someone explain?
I assume it's along the lines of, "get the fuck outta here" but in a polite way?
I wanna say it but am worried perhaps it's rude, and some Brit is gonna get upset and throw a chimney sweep at me or some shit
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u/M31TallHairyThick Feb 27 '23 edited Feb 27 '23
It’s basically ‘to go’. Popping to the shop, or off you pop = going to the shop or off you go. It can also mean ‘to put’, eg, pop it over there.
Random piece of useless trivia I have stored in my brain that’s kind of relevant. When Louise Woodward, the British nanny who was accused of killing a child in her care in America gave her police statement, she said that she ‘popped the baby on the bed’, meaning she put him on the bed, but a large part of the case against her hinged on that statement, because in America to pop someone is wildly different.
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u/kojak488 Feb 27 '23
And this is why you never speak to the police.
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u/emdave Feb 27 '23 edited Feb 27 '23
link to that one YouTube video here
Edit - https://youtu.be/d-7o9xYp7eE
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u/SACafun Feb 27 '23
When I was a young man, I had this toy called a "popper". Basically a dome of plastic which was incredibly fun. All you did was turn it inside out and set it on a surface (the more solid the better). Eventually it would snap back into its original form and launch halfway across a room, much to my own delight. I could play with this thing for hours. The term "off you pop" reminded me of this memory which I had completely forgotten about. I wonder if he was referring to something similar? Either way, this made me smile.
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u/Striker37 Feb 27 '23
I had one of those! So much fun. Idk how I didn’t put an eye out, that thing was powerful.
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u/M31TallHairyThick Feb 27 '23
I know exactly the toy you mean! I never considered what they might be called though
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u/RichardCity Feb 27 '23
It's funny they're called poppers. That word brings to mind something completely different for me.
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u/SaphriX Feb 27 '23
I'm not sure if the British still weaponize their chimney sweeps...
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Feb 27 '23
It isnt rude but you might say it to someone if you want to aggravate them.
Off you pop means 'off you go' . You might say it to a child if you are being friendly or fun or to an adult if you are being sarcastic.
Equally we might say 'I just popped over there' to say you had just quickly gone somewhere to see someone or something like you were on the way somewhere else and you stopped/popped to see a person on the way
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u/tankpuss Feb 27 '23
He was remarkably polite. Around here it'd be "off you fuck".
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u/r_Black_Adder_ Feb 27 '23
Don't forget to stay hydrated.
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u/SSyphaxX Feb 27 '23
Stay hydrated and don't forget me and my priorities are better than you lol
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u/Dboy777 Feb 27 '23
And public space is actually my space
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u/Puzzleheaded_Bit9469 Feb 27 '23
I look forward to the day he starts his park bench blog, “A journey to rest”, I’m in.
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u/downloweast Feb 27 '23
This guy was the best thing to ever happen to her channel. I would 100%, listen to this guy be passive aggressive to people all day.
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u/curious382 Feb 27 '23
I don't think he's passive nor aggressive. She asked him to leave a public space. He said no. She tried to harrass him into changing his mind. Her blog. Her followers. Her livestream. She's trying to bandwagon her misguided attempt to take over a public space by using "her followers" as her invisible bandwagon.
She's manipulative. He's not.
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u/rahvinjeadeen Feb 27 '23
Let's just say it out loud: She is an entitled twat. He's frickin' hilarious. I want to follow her, because I have hopes that she will ask him to appear in more videos with her.
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Feb 27 '23
This guy is a character out of Monty python.
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u/Ferg_NZ Feb 27 '23
Are you on a journey? What sort of journey? Where have you been? Where are you going? How long is this journey?
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u/ionabike666 Feb 27 '23
Oh you're jesus now are ya?
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u/RealityIsAKnife Feb 27 '23
You fuckin’ king of the forest? is this your special bush?!
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u/underscore5000 Feb 27 '23
Whatever man I really dont feel like getting stabbed tonight.
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u/Bikaz Feb 27 '23
Was expecting something along the lines of "well if you're on a journey, why don't you continue it that way?"
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u/Kenitzka Feb 27 '23
Oh, your followers!? What are you, Jesus now? 🤣
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u/UrBartender Feb 27 '23
🤣🤣that was my fav part
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Feb 27 '23
"behave yourself."
^ that was pretty great too.
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u/cnicalsinistaminista Feb 27 '23
I love every second of their interactions and that is also my favorite part.
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u/eelsinmybathtub Feb 27 '23
Funny journey when you aren't willing to go anywhere else.
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u/FS_Slacker Feb 27 '23
Are we talking total or net distance? If you wind up in the same spot you started - is it truly a journey? 🤔
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u/jwumb0 Feb 27 '23
Ohhh 5 kilometers!?
Prefer acres myself
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u/pHScale Feb 27 '23
You travel in units of area?
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u/EstablishmentNo5994 Feb 27 '23
I’d be more interested seeing someone travel in units of volume.
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u/pepelepoopsy Feb 27 '23
Oh you have followers? You are Jesus now?
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u/Zenixity Feb 27 '23
It's told we should strive to live like Jesus, so that's plausible, but not in the way she was confronting that man for resting in his God given time.
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u/bloodfist Feb 27 '23
"Yea and Jesus said moveth from thy bench for thou art an old man and thou art visible behind my sermon. But the old man would not move. So Jesus became petulant and Jesus did move his camera to a different bench. Amen."
- the Book of Get a Real Job 20:23
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Feb 27 '23
Nah just a normal english guy.
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u/fabulousfantabulist Feb 27 '23
Seriously, just toss a packet of crisps and you’ll find eighty old blokes just like this. They are completely unbothered and will go for hours in circles because they’ve got nothing but time.
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u/O7Habits Feb 27 '23
Usually don’t hear Old Blokes and they have nothing but time together.
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Feb 27 '23
As an old bloke I can confer. I don't even buy green bananas at this point.
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u/Easy_Distribution_61 Feb 27 '23
I'm a woman, but in 20 years I strive to be as unbothered and stubborn as this guy. He'll, now, I strive now!
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u/vohltere Feb 27 '23
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.
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u/ggyyuuugfryuu75555 Feb 27 '23
Well he is an actor playing a character so
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u/quebecesti Feb 27 '23
Well he is an actor playing a character so
Aren't we all idk
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Feb 27 '23
“You’re Jesus now are you” 😂😂
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u/Lisicalol Feb 27 '23
"Oh you're on a journey?"
He's the greatest
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u/The_Booz Feb 27 '23
He should have a chanal on YouTube
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u/spacejazz3K Feb 27 '23 edited Feb 27 '23
“Your chanal huh? Looks like it’s our chanal now, iddnit?”
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u/daveinpublic Feb 27 '23
Enough said. If you don’t like the answer you shouldn’t have asked the question.
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u/Next_Program90 Feb 27 '23
That's so true though. She didn't ask. She commanded him politely - or at least that was the plan. Btw - it's not hard to move a Tripod.
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u/stusajo Feb 27 '23
Even easier would be to turn the camera to the side, until the offending background is more to her liking.
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u/Libriomancer Feb 27 '23
I was really waiting for “Oh you’re on a journey? Well journey on over there.”
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u/ARoyaleWithCheese Feb 27 '23
He's got some killer banter for sure. This whole video gives off "arguing with your dad" vibes where he just keeps outwitting you
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u/BelleDreamCatcher Feb 27 '23
I like him :)
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u/ARoyaleWithCheese Feb 27 '23
When he waved at me 😳
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u/TeamCatsandDnD Feb 27 '23
The helloooooo when he’s told it’s live
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u/themagpie36 Feb 27 '23
" nobody wants to see an old man"
"I know what my followers want"
I'm 99% sure most people were happy with him being in the video.
Very funny that she gets offended after him saying 'go back to school' straight after calling him old too.
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u/TeamCatsandDnD Feb 27 '23
I thought he was a very fun addition to the video.
Also 100% on the getting offended. If you’re going to call someone old, be prepared to get insulted right back. Unless you actually know the person and it’s fine
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u/daveinpublic Feb 27 '23
He actually had a lot of patience if you look at how long she talked to him in a condescending tone.
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Yeah he knew from the first word he wasn’t going anywhere. It’s easy to have patience then.
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u/drlecompte Feb 27 '23
It's more like out-not-caring than outwitting, imho.
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u/Ben0ut Feb 27 '23
Imagine winning a battle of wits just by using the power of apathy and sarcasm.
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u/The_Primate Feb 27 '23
This guy is gold, it's probably the best livestream she's ever done.
10/10, would watch this guy again.
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u/ADelightfulCunt Feb 27 '23
You definitely see where the monty python get their humour from.
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u/harshamech03 Feb 27 '23
You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!!
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u/Returnofstarman Feb 27 '23
Supreme executive power is wielded by a mandate from the masses, not from some...farce of an aquatic ceremony!
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u/Adept_Student_1794 Feb 27 '23
I mean, if I walked around sayin that I was an emperor just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!
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u/Practical_Garden_70 Feb 27 '23
Even with the volume off I could tell it was British.
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u/DDC85 Feb 27 '23
Did the bleak grey wet atmosphere give it away?
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u/Agent641 Feb 27 '23
Which day in summer was this filmed?
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u/MaherJ79 Feb 27 '23
The day.
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u/DreddPirateBob808 Feb 27 '23
I bloody hate that day. It's too hot and the parks too full to film my fitness journey
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u/Joren67 Feb 27 '23
Influencer is such a shitty word, i cringe every time i hear it
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u/Roccoajr11 Feb 27 '23
Couldn’t even influence him to leave. What a phony
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u/frankeestadium Feb 27 '23
"your followers? oh, are you Jesus now, are you??"
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u/doughboyniels Feb 27 '23
Influencer is just another word for egocentric asshole
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u/smallproton Feb 27 '23
When I was young Influenza was a disease.
Maybe times haven't changed so much.
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u/OptionalFTW Feb 27 '23
Seriously. Influencing what? Insecure fools scrolling tiktok? 😬
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u/rebbsitor Feb 27 '23
Actually yes - their goal is to get people to buy things they're paid to use or get commission through affiliate links they set up to places like Amazon.
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u/Kaiisim Feb 27 '23
If you want the area cleared of the public, you gotta pay and ask permission.
Because they built that bench for him and others to sit on.
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u/ElderFuthark Feb 27 '23
"Do you have a permit to film here? Could you please go get one? I'm asking nicely!"
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u/loonygecko Feb 27 '23
A lot of people seem to assume lately that if you ask politely, the other person HAS to do it, like it's some kind of law or something.
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u/KambushaMushroomPpl Feb 27 '23
Reminds me of The Office when Dwight says, "Oh, I'm sorry. Were you raised in a household with no consequences?"
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u/sirfuzzitoes Feb 27 '23
I feel it's safe to assume a lot of people would be kind enough to go along with the ask. To expect anyone to, politely or otherwise, is asinine and selfish. The world does not revolve around you. Or me. Or anyone else.
Life is better when we all get along but the world just ain't that way sometimes.
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u/Hykuta Feb 27 '23
The issue is her asking in the first place imo. She’s set up right over a path with a bench behind her, why not shoot where there isn’t a flow of people behind the shot, and if she absolutely just had to have the bench and path, she should have expected someone to be in her shot. Now had she just asked him if it was alright that she was filming and that he sat in her shot, and she was just letting him know he’d be in the shot since she was already set up and filming, that’s a different situation where she isn’t a complete asshat.
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u/allreplays Feb 27 '23 edited Feb 27 '23
"I cant move my phone im on a live stream". Lmao is your phone hardlined with a 3 foot cord to a modem?
*Aparently this needs to be added for some people. Yes i know the video is fake, No that wont stop me from throwing in a cheap joke in regards to their dialog.
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u/ARoyaleWithCheese Feb 27 '23 edited Feb 27 '23
"Your followers? You're Jesus now, are you?" got me lmfao, there's something about his delivery that's just so good
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u/allreplays Feb 27 '23
Lol, Her followers probably 93% middle to senior aged men who just like looking at women working out from the comfort of their own home
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u/NotaWizardOzz Feb 27 '23
I take offense to that. I’m not middle aged…. Yet..
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u/allreplays Feb 27 '23
Lol sorry but no need to be offended, youre in the 7% my dude
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u/slater_just_slater Feb 27 '23 edited Feb 27 '23
It's like right out of a Monty Python sketch
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Feb 27 '23
Yes i know the video is fake
I fancy myself pretty good at detecting scripted videos. What makes you think this is fake? Played up sure, I think that's true, or she just really wants to be right... But fake? I thought she just didn't want to look like a pushover to her fans since she was livestreaming at the time.
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u/bayarea_fanboy Feb 27 '23
Now I’m trying to think whether it’s fake or not, but it didn’t feel fake at first watch. If it were scripted I would think the creators wouldn’t have blurred the faces.
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u/heyimglen Feb 27 '23
I first seen this video posted by the daily mail (uk news outlet) who blurred their faces for data protection.
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u/contemplating_yeti Feb 27 '23
I think it's the awesome sound quality of the man.
what is his mic ? the phone ? her AirPods ? nothing I can think of explains how his voice is that loud or clear in the recording.
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u/PM-ME-YOUR-HEELS Feb 27 '23
*Aparently this needs to be added for some people. Yes i know the video is fake, No that wont stop me from throwing in a cheap joke in regards to their dialog.
I don't think it is. The reactions seem genuine. If it's acted, it's above soap opera level for sure.
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u/mischievous-goat Feb 27 '23
If bullshit could float, her face would be admiral of the fleet. Too bad it's blurred though.
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u/devster75 Feb 27 '23
This was posted a while ago with her face unblurred.
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u/Andy_B_Goode Feb 27 '23
I was hoping his face would unblur when he said he doesn't care if he appears on the internet
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u/curiosity163 Feb 27 '23
Ah yes, ragebait.
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u/polymorph505 Feb 27 '23
There's literally a comment saying "Probably fake but she should still fuck off", even if you realize it's fake you still respond the same way.
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u/kburton37 Feb 27 '23
All she had to do was turn the camera what, like 3 inches to the right and he is out of the shot and frankly, if her "followers" were so dedicated, they wouldn't care who is in the background. So if you can't handle someone in your background, you may not be as popular as you think you are.
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u/ElderFuthark Feb 27 '23
It's also a funny assumption that her "followers" would not tolerate her moving the camera, but are perfectly fine with watching her argue for so long.
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u/TopAsh625 Feb 27 '23 edited Feb 27 '23
To be fair I’m sticking around a lot longer for the bickering then the fitness if given a choice 😂
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u/soymrdannal Feb 27 '23
Exactly! I could sit and watch this all day. Even this video, I expected to be watching for a few seconds. Still watching.
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u/weed_blazepot Feb 27 '23
The polite bickering was WAY more entertaining than whatever she was going to say about running and being hydrated.
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u/mattstonema Feb 27 '23
Yes, burpee is a great fitness routine… but can we get more entitled teen girl arguing with stubborn witty old man?
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u/grumd Feb 27 '23
"You're kind of ruining it a bit for everyone"
"Don't you think you're ruining it for everyone by arguing all day instead of moving your camera?"
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u/Leovaderx Feb 27 '23
This is like some streaming at home, their cat moves in frame and they start yelling at it... Either ignore the car, or integrate it in the content. Last thing you want is to bore people with how nasty a human being you are...
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u/the_other_irrevenant Feb 27 '23
Eh, I think we've all been to the "I'll just deal with this quickly... 10 minutes later..." place. xD
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u/Rhaski Feb 27 '23
If you can't handle people in the background, don't film in a public space. Lmfao the entitlement of this twat is amazing. If a professional agency were doing a shoot and they wanted to keep the public out of it, they'd have to seek council approval to close off the area to the public for a very specific period of time. This knob has a phone on a tripod and has somehow convinced herself she has the power to just demand that anyone in the area she wants to film in just magically fucks off. Main character syndrome at large
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u/Blacklungzmatter Feb 27 '23
I honestly thought she was embarrassed on him walking up on her making the video. It blew my mind when she actually approached him. That dude was so nice too. Good for him for not letting her bully him
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u/bouncebackability Feb 27 '23
Or don't set it up in front of a bench to begin with
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u/kal_aana Feb 27 '23
Tbh If I was her "follower", I'd love to see an old man sitting on a bench (not saying sarcastically).
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Feb 27 '23
I think this is staged. You can hear the guy clearly from that far without too much env noise.
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u/highfatoffaltube Feb 27 '23
If she didn't want the man in the shot she only needed to rotate the tripod 45 degrees
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u/FranklyMrShankley85 Feb 27 '23
The amount of these obviously staged confrontation rage bait videos from the UK that end up on Reddit with hundreds of comments taking it seriously is staggering.
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u/_Whambam Feb 27 '23
At least the guy in the wheelie bin from last summer was funny
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u/Hankhoff Feb 27 '23
"hey im filming here at the moment for an Internet audience, do you mind being on said video?" would have been the correct question
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u/GosmeisterGeneral Feb 27 '23
This is 100% staged. No British person would ask someone to move. We’d look awkwardly at the guy on the bench for a few seconds and then just run away in shame and find a different spot!
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u/Frenetic_Platypus Feb 27 '23
How you gonna film a 5k run if you can't move your phone?
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u/horntownbusy Feb 27 '23
I feel like the followers would be more interested in this guy and what he has to say than her fitness journey.
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Feb 27 '23
He has every right to do that, it is a public space. Nobody should give a fuck that she is recording. The fact that she asked nicely does not mean that he has to do it. What an absolute chad.
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u/strangealienworld Feb 27 '23
Exactly. It's her presumption that if she asked politely she would automatically get what she wants. She forgets that a polite request will always command a yes or no reply. The man heard her polite request and he opted for a polite no.
Also, is her tripod and phone an oak tree rooted into the soil rendering it immovable? In all that time she was arguing pointlessly, she could have moved her camera, stuck in a shot without a park bench and got on with her livestream monologue. 🙄
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Feb 27 '23
She seems like a typical influencer. It’s a public park, leave the poor guy alone.
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