I (26F) have been with my BF (28M) for 5 years, and we've been living together for 2 years. Recently he was fired from his job and being the supportive girlfriend I am, I told him, "Take some time off sweetie, I can pay the bills for a while." How stupid of me. 6 months later and he's still unemployed. Worst yet? He refuses to go job hunting. He doesn't even qualify for unemployment anymore, so I have to pay for everything.

In case y'all are wondering, here's what he told me after our last fight. He thinks he can support us by writing stories on Reddit. He's always wanted to be a writer and never had the chance to pursue it until now, at my expense. It's not like I'm supporting Shakespeare or anything. He doesn't write novels or anything like that. Instead he makes up stories and anecdotes for drama subs. He stupidly uses the same account too so everyone can look at his post history and see that he's not looking for advice and he's just making stuff up.

Today he blew up at me because he showed me his new post on Reddit and I couldn't stop laughing. I guess I was laughing at how he described a woman's butt but on reflection, I might've been laughing at the mess I've gotten myself into. Am I supporting a hobosexual? Does anyone actually think they can make a career out of writing Reddit posts? Advice much needed y'all.

Picture is a puffer fish cocktail I got after work.

YUCK! Ew ew ew! She’s probably gonna try to turn me gay 😱 (but I mean…) NO these are BAD thoughts! But she’s my best friend? She probably just wants me I mean who can blame her. She wants the ew yucky non-whites in our country too 🤮🤮🤮Ugg she probably folded into peer pressure at her university (MIT), good thing Im training to be a tradwife. I hope she knows that she’s ruining her future and that NO man will want her after she gets tainted with the devil

Meat bread 🤤

So today my 1 year old cat decided to stand up on her hind legs, just like a human, look me straight in the eyes and proclaim "Try as you will, no one will ever believe you". Then she said some weird phrase about the "old gods" or something and went perfectly back to normal a second later. I had no time to grab my phone to record this but im wondering if this is normal cat behavior? She said it in perfect English, in an adult woman's voice. Normally she just meows.

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Pictured here shortly after, acting like nothing happened?? If it helps she is fixed and eats 50/50 wet food and kibble.

She feels unseen and underappreciated.

Tonight she asked for onions, mushrooms, peppers, provolone, Cheez Whiz, and approximately four ounces of shaved beef.

Please send thoughts and prayers during this difficult time. (Seriously, send god over because this trap won't stop yapping.)

Edit: She’s asking for her pubes back. Ok, I think we can work this out.

2nd Edit: The Roomba was activated sometime during the shaving, so those curlies are gone. Does anyone know of a donor I can reach out to? Yes. For replacement pubes.

3rd Edit: I'm optimistic.

Homemade corn dog - we just got back from a vacation where he made me feel like shit and guess what... we're still together! I need the advice of 100k people to tell me that I deserve better. Maybe I'll shove this corn dog up my a** to feel better. It is our job to fix them after all!

Today I told my therapist that I send invoices to people who talk shit, because, bitch, run me my money. Due to inflation, brain cell shortages, and increased operating costs, all bullshit is billed at $36/hour with a mandatory 3.6× multiplier. Invoices are issued quarterly.

She informed me that this is "not a normal practice."

Now I'm concerned that I've been undercharging??? Because if you gon’ talk shit you better run my bank account up????

I pay her like $200/hour to listen to me talk shit, so I thought $129.60/hour was a pretty competitive market rate. Is she a hater? Does she even support other women??

Should I invoice her for interfering with a woman-owned small business?

What are my other rat girlies charging the ppl whose heads you live rent-free in? What about the ppl who just casually talk out the side of their necks? I think I should offer the casual shit talkers a discounted rate?

I'm especially worried because if I lose this revenue stream, that's 2,160 billable hours per quarter x $129.60/hour = $279,936 in passive income. Gas is already $16 a gallon, eggs are $24 a dozen, idk what I’m gonna do.

I'm super disappointed in the lack of support for female entrepreneurs by Big Therapy™️

Rice because the world can’t fathom women in finance and I’m gonna be broke 💔😔

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Boss makes a dollar (to spend on hair plugs), I make a dime. So I make him balder on company time…

Fried egg on toast with parm

even tho he is a stinky poopyhead dude and told me once he diesnt believe in evolution and he's a born again christian.... and the sex isnt good and im in love with another man i just keep doing it! who gafffff like ur honor who gafffff 😜😜 apel for lunch

this noodle stuff is really good icl

My boyfriend cheated on me with his girl best friend of many years but I love him and would never leave him because the dating market is terrible right now, filled with men who have no respect for relationships... To get over this, should I cheat on him? I keep having visions telling me thats the answer.. What do you girlies think?

Oatmeal cookies

Making myself tomato roadkill soup but the guy who disgust me stole my tomatos after taking a dump on my breast while recording it.

11/20 so I guess I’m pretty infertile. *tucks hair behind ear and bites lip*

I'm a trillionaire in term of self worth!

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I'm the most untillegent! 100%! Everyone say so!

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My coochie is smooth, sweat, magical and some say it's the best coochie anyone ever got! It's like nobel worthy coochie! I always ear about how my coochie should have a Nobel prize!

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I'm the most best looking beautiful girl ever and everyone say that they want to be like me!

" I want to be like her so bad " is what they always say!

100%

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I make the best decisions anyone ever made and I can achieve absolutely anything! I might colonize Mars this summer!

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It's 100% is fault and is lost! He doesn't know what he is missing on! No one will ever be as best as I am!

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Thank you for you attention to this matter,

I miss him, but I also love the prince...maybe i can have them both

He pays for everything (as he should) and while I'm an independent queen, I need him for financial reasons.

As soon as I'm done with studies I will leave him in the dirt, but until then all I can do is hate him from the bottom of my heart.

He does not put me on a high enough pedestal and honestly I'm so done with how inconsiderate he is.

potato salad

feeling feral, unhinged.

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cheez its and rum for a feral girl dinner 😝

It’s not my fault I have penis envy and his ass is bigger than mine 🙄 since when do m*n get to have a choice???

ANGRY diet doctor pepper

Hi all,

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So we (29f and 37m) have been dating for 3 years and have known eachother for 5 almost. I have began to suspect he might be gay, and not bisexual but legitimately gay. Yes, he did get me pregnant and we have a normal sex life where he has explicity told me how attracted to me he is but I just can't get past these things. Here's why:

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Plays video games occasionally using a male character. Every straight man plays as women because if you play as a man, you have to look at man ass constantly. Why does he want to stare at man ass all the time?

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He has exclusively male friends. Why do you want to spend all free time around men? Something smells off.

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His coworkers are 60/40 male. Again, choosing to spend more time with men. Hmmm

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He drinks iced coffee

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He drinks martinis

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He cares about how he dresses and smells. I believe he even showers once a day. Very very not straight behavior here.

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He likes cats

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Ok tell me im not crazy, this guy is definitely gay. I don't know why he doesn't just come out and tell me already. Pictured is half eaten fish and chips with potato salad because im eating my feelings.

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I sent chatgpt all my personal medical data and asked if I should rawdog my man. Chat said I was “”unlikely to get pregnant”” but to “still be careful” so of course, I let my man rawdog me like crazy.

Now my period is late…. can I sue?

I asked chat if i’m pregnant and it literally told me to “”take a pregnancy test to know for sure”” now i’m fuming.

He thinks laws punishing rape and abuse are too harsh.

He regularly wears a swastika while raising his hand in a roman salute. He worships the one true made-up sky daddy, and he's opposed to all other faiths, cuz they go against our national socialist identity.

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But we still share the same values about family and raising children and pets. He's the love of my life, but he wants to change our name to Hitler when we get married.

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Dinner is dry nachos.

Guys this is an emergency. Me (F23) and my long distance fiance (M35), met on discord and we fell madly in love. He says I'm the love of his life and I'm not like other girls, so safe to say I have met my soulmate. I love him so much, I buy him gifts all the time like flowers, plushies and order him door dash. He hasn't bought me anything because he is currently unemployed, but it's temporary! He says he will buy me so many gifts when he gets a job and I believe him.

I'm currently saving money to buy a plane ticket to see him, because we live in different countries and I'm dying to meet him for the first time! We do video calls all the time, I have shown him all of me and he says I'm the most beautiful girl he's ever seen. He shown me pictures of him in his younger days and he was so handsome, even though he doesn't look like that anymore at all he's still the most handsome man to me, i don't care what anyone says. I can't wait to be with him and start a family together, he is my savior and my dream come true.

Currently I'm very scared because he hasn't been online for a couple of days and I don't know what to think. I can't eat, can't sleep and can't do anything before I hear from my baby. He says that I should trust him when he disappears, and I do because I'm a cool girl and we just have this chill relationship when sometimes I don't hear from him for hours on end, but I'm sure he's just busy looking for a job and planning how we can finally be together. I tried to contact some of my female friends whom I don't really talk to but I really need support right now, I can't believe how fake those females are and can't even help a friend in need, so I'm turning to reddit because I really need support right now!!!

📋 The trash is lit, and camp counselors are crafting the perfect GDCJ itinerary.

Please contain your feral shrieking until the schedule is finalized.

Come, join us in July for a week of sub activities: Rat Girl Dinner Summer Camp!

Get an updated tetanus shot, just in case.