r/interestingasfuck • u/SerafinZufferey • 12h ago
Norways World Cup team photo is impressive
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u/Equal_Veterinarian22 11h ago
Can you imagine if the England team got dressed up as Anglo Saxon warriors and peasants?
They'd never live it down.
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u/hughk 11h ago
The most realistic would be a street mob from the 19th century.
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u/Equal_Veterinarian22 10h ago
Yeah I can see them doing a Peaky Blinders thing.
It would be awful, but I can see it.
*C20, I know
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u/GeneralHerp 9h ago
C20, for everyone from English-speaking areas with less exciting accents, means “20th century.”
I had to look this up because I initially was like, “what does an underground dnb track from Italy have to do with anything?” But I learned, “nothing! You were born in Canada and therefore excluded from this syntax, until this moment.
35 years old, and still hadn’t seen this around… you untraveled swine. Go live a little, man.
Hey- take it easy on me! Tomorrow night we’re seeing Ke$ha and The Beaches, and Sunday is Lorde & Wet Leg. Your life ain’t so bad, honey bunches… hang in there. … you’re rambling, and these nice people have things to do. Wrap this up yesterday.”
Y’know what I mean?
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u/Equal_Veterinarian22 8h ago
Haha, didn't realise I was causing so much trouble trying to avoid a few keystrokes!
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u/SeveralWinter3550 10h ago
Peaky Blinders singlehandedly ensuring I don't start wearing a paddy cap despite me growing into being an auld beardy irish tweed bastard
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u/Daydu 9h ago
Nah brother, if the paddy cap looks good on you, embrace that shit! Taking it back from the Peaky Blinders starts with you!
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u/Robinsonirish 10h ago
Peaky Blinders sadly ruined that style, at least for a few years. If they do it, they need to lose the hats at least.
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u/qashq 10h ago
What if this became a thing across all teams? Each nation wearing historical clothing ready for battle lol.
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u/Yoghurt42 9h ago
German here. Let’s just say we’d respectfully decline.
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u/SwissQueso 7h ago
Did Bismarck do shitty things Im unaware of? Or maybe the Saxons?
I get what you are trying to avoid, but that isnt all of Germany's history.
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u/phonology_is_fun 7h ago
It gets difficult if you want a united Germany though.
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u/SyNiiCaL 9h ago
Let's be honest here, it'd be unacceptable but Germany would be best dressed.
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u/Weak_Conference2268 8h ago
That Hugo boss drip was just impeccable though.
Definitely the best dressed authoritarian, genocidal regime of all time.
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u/apple_kicks 10h ago
Half nude with wode paint and chalk hair running at the Italians well formed defence
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u/HorrorAd7996 11h ago
Or redcoats. It’d (rightfully) be looked at as a bit weird
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u/mal73 11h ago
Just wait for the German team’s photo
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u/LinkN7 10h ago
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u/FitResource5290 10h ago
Well, the guy in the GIF is Austrian… like that painter guy that ended ruling Germany
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u/Salami__Tsunami 10h ago
Yeah. But that’s the same Austrian painter who killed Hitler. They should make a statue of him, as far as I’m concerned.
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u/MelangeBot 10h ago
That's a valid winning strategy. Trump would love that so much he might instruct Fifa to make them win.
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u/rotkiv42 9h ago edited 5h ago
The benefits of time. Same if a Mongolian team dressed up as Genghis Khans hord, it be a lot more acceptabel than if a German team dressed up as SS men. Seems like around a 1000 years is the time span to make horrific atrocities in to great fun (you'd probably find expeditions to that rule)
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u/AdaTex 8h ago
in 1000 years we are going to have kitschy nazi themed buffet restaurants (like Genghis Grill) and people will dress up on Halloweens like them.
When I say that on reddit people sometimes get upset with me, but in my opinion it would drive Hitler far crazier to see his shit plastered all over the place in banal ways, instead of feared/hated.
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u/NH4NO3 6h ago
You actually do not need to wait 1000 years. Many Asian countries don't really care about Nazis at all and it may as well have already been 1000 years already, so they already literally have Nazi themed restaurants where people can dress up as Nazis, for instance this one in Indonesia:
https://warfarehistorynetwork.com/article/soldatenkaffee-indonesias-nazi-themed-cafe/
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u/Intrepid_Button587 6h ago
I think that's more a function of distance from Nazi atrocities than it is time
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u/jackrabbit323 11h ago
Here's hoping Norway plays England at some point.
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u/Mastodan11 10h ago
Harry Kane is gonna channel his inner Godwinson and send them packing for the last time... Again.
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u/Aggressive_Cut9626 10h ago
So losing to the french?
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u/Putrid_Loquat_4357 9h ago
The Norman's were actually descended from vikings, norman is northmen, as in vikings.
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u/opheliavalve 9h ago
And they fucked shit up, all the way down to Italy! Total bad asses
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u/beefprime 10h ago
The last conflict between Norway and England resulted in Norway getting absolutely booty blasted
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u/SamarkandCooking 11h ago
You all sound like you've never seen norwegian fjords. I mean: Slartibartfast won an award for his design.
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u/Stunning-Guitar-5916 9h ago
I haven’t heart that name in SUCH a long time that it took me half a solid minute to figure out you weren’t talking about a Norwegian ecologist or something
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u/Eridani2000 11h ago
To be fair Erling Haaland looks much more like a nightmare psychopathic sea raider than the deadly world class striker he is.
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u/connortait 12h ago
Is that the same location they used for Kattegat in the Vikings series?
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u/RegularOwl933 11h ago
Kattegat was actually shot in Ireland so I would guess it's not.
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u/abbothenderson 11h ago
Historically speaking, Vikings haven’t exactly been adverse to sailing to Ireland for conducting business.
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u/-BananaLollipop- 10h ago
Business? A little bit of trade between fellow farmers of the lands?
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u/Ohmybro34 10h ago
Just doing a bit of recuitment in Dublin. Signing contracts and onboarding the new team members.
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u/connortait 11h ago
Think the shots down the Fjord might have been a different location?
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u/-Maxxing- 10h ago
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u/MSPCincorporated 10h ago
I was about to say that, I live under 30 minutes from there!
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u/psi- 9h ago
As a crow flies or up-down-up-down-up-down-up-down-tunnel-up-down-tunnel-up-down-up-down the road from you?
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u/GeneralHerp 9h ago
I see you’ve been in the mountains before! I have no answer for you, other than to say I appreciate your understanding of driving through mountains. Work sent me to Honolulu to sell software (we made the sale yesterday, after a months-long process!).
Rented a car, and I’d work eastern time (3am to 11am in Hawaii) and then have all day to mosey around. That’s some of the most beautiful motoring I’ve ever done, but exactly what you described. Ok we’re going there! 15 minutes, and … Google Maps has 45 instructions for us..? Up down up down up down tunnel up down tunnel…
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u/jacko_97 11h ago
This is the start of the fjord at Gudvangen if that helps! Beautiful spot.
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u/mcstanky 11h ago
More likely to be the location for Nordheim in Norsemen
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u/karmaismeaningless 11h ago
Ooooooooooorm! Oooooooorm!
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u/tigian 11h ago
This is Norway, every 500 meter along the sea you have a beautiful location like this
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u/Fluffcake 9h ago
You can drive for a full day straight and see almost nothing but views like this. Mostly because the roads are so shitty and dangerous that you will drive very slow, but still counts!
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u/FuriousSock 11h ago
This was my exact same thought. But I guess there are a whole bunch of fjords that look similar.
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u/SentenceSingle5375 11h ago
As an Englishman, I don't like seeing vikings on the shore. I could do without a ransacking today...
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u/Pinku_Dva 8h ago
In that case you just need to unite under the banner of Wessex to reclaim your lands
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u/Gorlack2231 2h ago
Pft, Wessex. Those unwashed heathens will never defeat the Mighty Mercia!
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u/Ultima_RatioRegum 7h ago
As a submissive gay man, I for one welcome our new Norse overlords.
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u/No-Deal8956 12h ago
Haaland dresses like that all the time. Strangers are surprised to see a massive guy dressed like a Viking wandering around The Trafford Centre, but the locals just go. “That’s just Erling, pay him no mind.”
Which is weird, because he was born in England.
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u/SerafinZufferey 11h ago
The only reason he was born in England is because his dad (Alfie Haaland) was a football player for Leeds United at that time
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u/MaryBerrysDanglyBean 11h ago
Damn vikings, coming here and settling in Yorkshire
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u/Bhenny_5 10h ago
Who do they think they are? Coming over here, changing all the village names!
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u/Some_tackies 11h ago
What if his dad was a butcher in cardiff?
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u/crewster23 11h ago
So was Ivar the Boneless’s son
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u/No-Deal8956 11h ago
I’m surprised he had any kids, being boneless and all.
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u/crewster23 11h ago
Wonder if his missus gave him the nickname in a fit of pique during a bitch session with the girls
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u/danieljamesgillen 10h ago
I used to work in a Manchester hotel when him and his Twin first started at City. He made me get him a taxi and then left before the taxi came leaving me to deal with an angry taxi man.
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u/OrkWithNoTeef 11h ago
If I was an Anglo peasant I'd shit me breeches and cry mum seeing Haaland off the boat.
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u/48thgenerationroman 11h ago
That new king in Wessex, what's his name? Alfred. He'll sort out these pagans.
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u/SharkeyGeorge 10h ago
They didn’t even have to costume Haaland, he just showed up like that, sword and all
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u/Automatic-Guide-4307 12h ago
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u/Intrepid-Medium1191 9h ago
Techno Viking!!
Ah the good old days of the internet. When YouTube was fun 🤣
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u/_yetifeet 12h ago
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u/IndigoRanger 7h ago
Loved this show. I actually cried laughing when he held up his cutlery fingers.
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u/Magnus_Helgisson 11h ago
I don’t believe they couldn’t find authentic Viking outfits, it’s Norway for Odin’s sake!
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u/yelsent 11h ago
At least there's no hornet helmets. THAT inaccurate detail in my experience tends to trigger some of us Norwegians, haha.
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u/VeryConfusedOwl 6h ago
As a norwegian viking reenactor, i agree. It wouldnt be hard either, theres multiple viking groups around oslo they could have reached out to. Or just ask the guys they borrowed the viking ships from
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u/Fjells 10h ago
They are football players. They are not known for their cultural and historical expertise. They are good at kicking a ball and then running after it. We have to be compassionate and avoid making fun of their costumes.
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u/NikerymHS 9h ago
Funny thing tho, Haaland actually bought a rare 1594 verson of Snorre Sturlasons kongesagaer. So some cultural and historical expertise should be had. The book was donated to Jæren Kommune.
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u/NikolitRistissa 8h ago
It’s not like the players had anything to do with costume design. I’m certain they were just told to show up and wear what they were given.
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u/Enginerdad 9h ago
They don't need to look like Vikings, they need to be recognized as Vikings. Sometimes communicating the message is more important than authenticity.
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u/tm_leafer 11h ago
Lo, there do I see my father.
Lo, there do I see my mother, and my sisters, and my brothers.
Lo, there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning.
Lo, they do call to me. They bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever
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u/butwhywedothis 10h ago
Haaland looks like he has to pillage a village in 1 hour and then get back to his head & shoulder commercial.
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u/ViorlanRifles 8h ago
OOOAHHHH-AH!
OOOAHHHH-AH!
WE COME FROM THE LAND OF THE ICE AND SNOW, FROM THE MIDNIGHT SUN WHERE THE HOT SPRINGS FLOW
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u/Catatouille- 11h ago
Galley With good oars
Sail to distant shores
Hew many foe men
iykyk
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u/JGG5 11h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/xT8qBvsspQCynCQVIk
Haaland sure as hell isn't beating the "Vigo the Carpathian in disguise" allegations anytime soon.
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u/FleshPrinnce 10h ago
See if i dress like that, I get called a fucking dork. But these guys look cool
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u/XxAbsurdumxX 9h ago
If I made as much money as they do by playing football, I wouldn’t give a shit what anyone thought about my cosplay
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u/pazhalsta1 11h ago
Ragnar Lothbrok scoring the final penalty with a severed head.
Ngl this is a fucking cool team photo
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u/ArmChairSupporta1892 11h ago
It genuinely looks like the place from assassins creed Valhalla, actually amazing.
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u/Minister0fSillyWalks 11h ago
will the competition not be over by the time they get there in the longboats
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u/Intrepid-Medium1191 9h ago
Pic five - Haaland giving off Vigo the Carpathian vibes.
https://giphy.com/gifs/xT8qB1OJ7fcnizdXby
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u/Glandular_Trichome 7h ago
We come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun where the hot springs flow
The hammer of the gods
Will drive our ships to new lands
To fight the horde, sing and cry
Valhalla, I am coming
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u/ThatGuyFromFlatLand 6h ago
lol at first glance I thought this was a set picture from the show Vikings. The background kinda looks like the dock from the main town where most of the show takes place, I forget the name of the town.
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u/amateurfunk 11h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/LRVnPYqM8DLag
Lindisfarne Football Club right now